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cao:
Into the Badlands.
Wow, Sunny's one of those guys that can't grow a beard...

Season 2?

softwerk:
Wow! I just had an orgasm

My pleasure.

softwerk:
Rubbish! Just like the polls said Hillary Clinton would defeat Donald Trump?!

I won't believe this poo until a bag of rice is sold for N11000.

Come and beat me

I'd rather take you out and spoil you for saying the sweet truth.

Damage control.

Ishilove:
What kind of satanic advice is this bikonu?

May God deliver us from nasty, cheating men.

Ya think?

safarigirl:
tripping kwa? If dem wan plenty wey senior me for there e no go pass three people.

Only thing wey dey sweet me be say we go use them brag for other Africans

I hear you.

safarigirl:
Just love how young this team is. Fresh baby boys everywhere

Just look how fresh they are

hope you ain't tripping for them already?

AnonyNymous:
The illuminati is for talented/rich/smart/noble people to connect with each other and achieve their goals. They also have a unifying ideology which isn't "Satan worship". Lmao. And yeah, I don't think 'control of Nairaland' is one of their goals either.

Like how can they even control Nairaland

UltraLeslie1:
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Another cheap attempt to sell a group dead on arrival!

And who's taking about illuminati? That's for people with talents, not Nairaland-over-fixated monomaniacs chasing shadows in romanceland.

For all we know the Plurimi is made of Nairaland desperate rejects who are in dire need of resurrection like Lazarus.

Thier stock-in-trade is using alternates in trolling imaginary enemies like blood-thirsty vampires while pretending to be angels of light with their default monikers.

A group of plagiarists and dumb posters whose life purpose is to own Romance section virtually while their real lives stink like a burst sewage pipe.

The manner of puerile nonsense one read here every day makes one believe life really is harsh for some people. I mean, life really struck them dead on so much they seek validation online.

Saying these genius' are members of the Illuminati is a slap on the face that brotherhood. I can't even imagine it. Kids who can't read anything aside the narrow minded threads in this section members of the Illuminati. What nonsense.

Anyway, I believe everyday stupidity discovers it has relatives domicile in this section.

Seriously? A boy still feeding of his parents in a satanic cult? Wow! This is mind boggling.

montezz:

How are you?

montezz:
Oh...sleep well. My new hubby

The things some foolish men do.

Ishilove:
Who is the smiling and willing friend?

Hazard a guess? I've never been with an albino before.

unstableaswater:
No it would kill u to open a yoruba thread and invest ur time on that, a hate filled maggot like u, would prefer to slime around on all igbo matter, maybe dem take igbo do juju for una.

Look first and weep, you ignoramous. Seek the heel that will batter you to a mash of mashed potato for you to see the log of tribal bigotry in your eyes.

I'd prefer to slime slimy bigots like you and rid you of the bigotry that made you a demented ignoramous who showcase his unwashed anus for all to see.

unstableaswater:
Really? I am not the person opening yoruba thread and spending all day hating. Are u cursed?

Now how many yoruba thread have you seen me open, you simplified mal-nourished asshole?

Be free from the curse of tribal bigotry and ease your life with more ease of wanton foolishness, you mystified twerp!.

Ishilove:
O yeah baby, she will have a punny like a Venus fly trap and a brain to match. Be patient brah, she will soon show

Em, your delay tactic won't work. I'm already on the hunt for pussy_ I see a willing friend smiling...

unstableaswater:
See ur Afonja mouth, i have a fat igbo dick that will full it up.

Go Bleep your demented pussy_ weep mother with that digital mutilated finger of yours. You demented tribalistic bigot!.

Ishilove:
My bosom friend recounts how people of her hometown taxed her husband sege. The man spent so much, especially when those thieving 'Umunna' people decided to squeeze the man dry. He spent close to 800k on the traditional wedding alone and for that reason treats the lady as commodity, even till date

The most annoying thing is that those who collected on the collectable will not be feeling the heat the woman is feeling now.

Ishilove:
Any lady who captures you will be a superwoman

Tell me about it, I'm all ears.

unstableaswater:
Y u dey waste ur time, after all the complain they will leave the whole Nigeria and be queuing up to fulfil the marriage rite in igboland, na only we they born girls.

In your tribalistic mind, simpleton! Only una born babe, which kind babe, ashawo babes, abi?

Yeye dey smell.

Ishilove:
Babe you should know that it isn't every trash you respond to.

Yea I know. But I'm bored. I'm using him for sport to prevent me going pussy_ hunting.

Any family that tasks a man like this is a very very greedy family. I personally won't allow my male sibs marry into such a family

Aye. Same here. But I'm the last man standing in my family.

Ishilove:
Every step of the way the hapless man is tasked. What happens if the man can't afford the extortion?

He let go of the woman. It's the best of the best way. If the woman is smart, she'd harp on her people to let her man be. Like really stamp her feet down. I've seen many women do this. Like they form 'crase' for village people when the husband came knocking.

hammerF:

NO IGBO MAN WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT MARRIAGE RITE, THIS IS A YORUBA THING.

LET ME TELL U NOW, NOBODY WILL FOOT UR MARRIAGE BILL IN THE EAST BECOS U THINK MARRYING THEIR DAUGHTER IS A FAVOUR.

DID IGBO PEOPLE PUT ADVERTISEMENT THAT THEY ARE LOOKING FOR OTHER TRIBES TO MARRY FROM THEM?

IS UR COUSIN BETTER THAN ALL THE IGBO MEN THAT HAVE FULFILED THE MARRIAGE RITE OR WE SHOULD FOOT HIS WEDDING BILL BECOS HE IS DOING US A FAVOUR BY CROSS THE RIVER NIGER TO COME AND BEG WIFE?

What manner of puerile vibe is this nonsensical homo erectus spewing?

Dude, know that "assumption is the mother of all Bleep-ups".

hammerF:
UR COUSIN SHOULD HAVE MARRIED HIS FELLOW YORUBA. Y ARE U RUNNING FROM UR OWN?

WAT IS WRONG WITH UR YORUBA WOMEN, DIS IS THE QUESTION U REALLY SHOUL BE ASKING.

And how do you know my cousin is yoruba? You presumptuous in breed bigot.

Ishilove:
I don't understand the rationale behind this kind of extortion.

I think it's greed. There's no other explanation for it. At least, non that I can think of.

Is the woman being sold? The culture has been perverted because I don't think culture will ask a man to empty his savings account because he wants to marry a girl

I believe they don't care. All they care about is what they get from the man.

I remember when my cousin was getting married. He married an easterner. I smile when he told me that before they allowed him into the house of his father-in-law, he had to buy a cartoon of Benson and Hedges for the youths in the village. They said it's custom. I mean, like seriously.

SMH.

Ishilove:
A culture of greed and extortion?

Not to mention subtle slavery? I mean, after paying all that amount and buying those stuff, it'll be hard for a man not to believe he bought his wife.

Laveda:
Very okay, how's it over there?

Very hot and I'm sampling the hawties...