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FuhckYhu:
Lol, certified doctor....plz my use of words before you talk trash.....Elementary school dropout.

For an 40 year 0ld imp who still asks his parents money to purchase underwears, You are obviously MAD. categorically you mentally deluded. You should thank you stars an Asylum accepted you at last.

An IQ test between you, a monkey & a chimpanzee...you still gonna come 3rd. Retardèd Psychopathic Pig Faced Galoot. You so black when you walk, people only see two shadows passing by.

Your brain should be removed from your rectangular shaped brainbox and used to appease the gods of common sense. before its too late. Fuçking Jobless βigot.

Ha! Another nonsense fro the boy who doesn't even know properuse of articles. Shame on you.

You took more than 10 min to come up with a reply, only for it to sound like a bleating goat that is about to b slaughtered and sacrificed to Sango.

I called you a dilapidated nitwit, an unsupported foolish fool who spew words h can't under stand out of his battered anus.

You're a shame! When failure, a twisted nitiwt like I labelled you. Keep showing everyone reason that my words hurt you cause it's true.

All of it is true. You son of Baal. Son of Perdition. Son of frustration.

May you be sacrificed like the goat that you are.

Son of a whore_.

FuhckYhu:
People of your calibre celebrates their birthdays yearly in a rehabilitation center with metalic chains surrounding your toothpick wrists & legs.

You obviously are a negligent raccoon seeking attention and your perfect medications starts from me lecturing you on how redundant your progenitors were years back.

Incase you know not, you are misguided product of when roadside Cobbler raped a Street Hawking Trollop years back in a kiosk without mercy. LMFAO!

Oh shut up you sh1t!. Another un-substantiated bull-sh1!.

Dude, you need to die a slow death just to rid cyber space of your foolishness.

You're a demented pig. My demons will come for you an slaughter you without remorse. May be then you'll know your God.

You failure of a boy.

FuhckYhu:
Your blood vessels are always malfunctioning cuzz you were born with imbecility...

A redundant mook with feeble malignant bones is what you are, The tumor growing in your brain-bucket can never be operated cuzz you barely can't afford to feed twice a day.

You were traded out for the uncompleted hut your bloodline currently inhabits and still you weren't worth half the stake, that resulted into the reason your siblings were added to the price...#Bunch of ramshackled miserable pillocks. #you are getting weak sir, harder punchlines plz!

Bones aren't malignant, you un-educated failed experiment who was cursed with stupidity so much that it reeks from here to heaven.

Un correlated rubbish is what you're typing. You foolish fool. No wonder you're a drop-out. A certified olodo Rabata.

I pity you. On the contrary, I'll have Baal a his minions slice you up an serve you for break-fast to the Moecha pudita you call a mother.

The price of a brain is far too expensive for a lobotomize purus idiota like you.

You'll forever be lame and tamed, demented and forsaken beaten and shaken. You'll forever be the son of failed individuals who hate you for showing them their greatest failure.

Simpleton come glorified failure that is you!.

FuhckYhu:
Decorated Stupidity & Acute Retardation represents the two horses in your family's cote-of-arms. Your street begging hobby was only inherited fr0m your accursed 1-inch diçk eczema constricted pman.

You & your indigent monkey-brain-dead extended family squeeze one another in a '10 by 12' room each night without any hope of what awaits you the next sunrise....Poor Old Rat.

Killing you will be disrespectful to the souls in the underworld cuzz you are worthless, Far more worthless than an emptied sachet of pure water lyinq helplessly in a refuse dump. #Valueless non-sheltered Ragamuffin.......#bring it 0n plz!

You? Who can't even spell correctly want to kill? Dude, you most be more foolish than a goat meant for sallah.

Keep spewing nonsense you and your demented father and washed out mother can't comprehend.

The twisted notorious P.I.G who birth you must have seen satan face to face, that's why he abandoned you in the Isle of poverty an misery.

Isn't that why you're you're pained fool. A satan sent mis-guided missile?

Idiota! You life will flee before your eyes and you'll see eternity of un-ending poverty raping you from behind.

Demented bedbug like you!.

FuhckYhu:
JOSEPH1832, Sir You are MAD.

Fish-brained Gays, your foster parents are nice guys hope you know. Anus busters....lol Your One legged Sister is far more manly than you will ever be....Yeah tell her i said so.

You ain't daft, buh i wander wahhh I'm gonna call you when you can't do without body-spray whenever you wanna take pictures.....How dumber can you get Old Fat Píg.?

If you were trice as smart as i am, apparently you will still be dumb, daft & stupîd to the core.
Birth certificate you ain't got. You were conceived in a Lube Bay owing to the fact your progenitors were fuel attendants. lmao, plz reply faster.....#lemme watch your foolishness in style.

If you're not an oaf how come no one knows of you, the son of a Moecha pudita? The LovePeddler whose vagina was badly battered till she spat you out.


Failed nimcoompoop. Over-bearing scallywag. Twisted monkey celebrated failure. Recycled rodent.

Tell your father I said he's a sorry excuse of a man for bearing a son who can't even spell 'wonder'. A son who doesn't even understand present tense and past tense.

Tell your lineage that they're failed zombies who walk all over cyber space infecting the place with their foolishness.

Twisted baboon. Tree hoping sycophant. Be drowned like the church rat you are and let reason rape you till your anus becomes wider than the Pacific ocean.

You oceanised sea-monster!.

FuhckYhu:
You ever wondered why your father sits, eats, sleeps & even screwed your Rastafarian Mom on a wheelchair, reason why you use those bamboo crutches till date. Lame Bastàrd Offspring of a Crippled Clan.

Your dad who happens to be the chieftain of cherubim & seraphim church repeatedly had random sex with the church choir, One of them must be your long lost missing mother.....go check.


You were born accidentally, on an express road to be precise.

Lemme reveal wahh your bridge sweeping dad & refuse-dump cleaning mum silently prays about every morning. He prays someone come offer a lil penny to take you away from them....#I'm here f0r you 0ld Foolish Fool. .

Foolish rantings from a poverty beaten child.

Your loser of a father is a well known wastrel who lived off the earnings of your mother, a washed-out prostitute.

They bore you, a recycled bonafide monkey who hop from tree to tree looking for what to eat.

That why you look like those under-fed Somali kids who have seen the bitter-sweet , of unending poverty and misery.

Purus idiota that is you. You'll die a slow and painful e-death. And no one will attend your burial.

Washed up son of a wastrel!.

FuhckYhu:
If you dissing me like this then I'm vastly disappointed. i actually rated you higher than this buh you revealed how a feeble-bone malignant nincompoop has been hiding behind the shadows of his superiors just to throw shades.

If your level of IQ should be converted into megabytes, it still wouldn't be able download a single track on waptrick. Self-centered psycho-impaled pathological bugaboo.

Engraved curse be bestowed upon your ramshackled dilapidated existence.

Stop lamenting you passed out massa damnata! And shove your inane and mundane rating up that anus that has been so raped by your father who, each time he looks at you, he sees the personification of himself, a failure, a loser, a ramshackle demented love-vendor who pimped your mother to satan and his demons.

You! Who can't leave romance section to explore the blessings or Nairaland.

You're a failed specimen born of out the failed experiment of a mal-fucntion test tube.

Glorified advocatus diaboli! Inconsiquential el-diablo. Twisted nitwit and mundane moonstruck fool!.

Let your father know that his son was born with the IQ of an amoeba. That's why you plague e-duel like a poltergeist refereeing what doesn't concern you.

You drowned rat!.

teejaypee:

you don't want blood spills on your pretty self

do you?

Just watch

It's Friday amusement

Exactly. Enjoy the show, I promise you won't regret it.

The self professed nematode who call himself Dharay, who spew thrash like a boy who wet his bed, who opened his gob that was fucked_ by Baal and Beelzebub keep spewing thrash about me lampooning his sorry demented ass with a reply.

Now, where is the bloke who's father was anally raped by ex-convicts with 9 inch cocks_ so much that he battered his well worn-out twisted loser of a son.

The filius Canis who's mother fucked_ a thousand demons with hope of birthing him is still eluding his e-burial.

Boy, you're gonna get served, hot and nice till your demented failed parents come begging me to ease your suffering with a bullet in your brain-washed dome.

Bastard son of a washed out convict!.

FuhckYhu:

0h the old redundant king-pig has returned, be fast next time or I'll starve you of a reply. Now lemme feed you, here comes breakfast grandpa.....

You were nurtured by a surrogate mother, you doubt me? Ask that Hunchback Gluttonized Non-directional father of yours when he gets back from his meat selling abattoir.

A midget happens to be taller than you, little wander why you will need a ladder to climb over a can of maltina......Fuçktardinho.

Your father attempted using you as an offering during his money ritual saga buh still, those mini gods rejected you because you are inconsequential right from birth. Daft Ape looking repugnant fr0m a slum.
#Plz reply fast, & with better lines Piggy.

My better lines will far surpass the nitwit who bore you into this shindig of a world you live in.

Your father was mentally raped by Alastor and your mother is the cross section of the union between Jezebel, satan and his bride.

Isn't that why you're a mentally fucked_ depraved demented pig who can't even comprehend simple English.

Let your whoring_ mother tell you why she rejected you, the pig demented boy birth in Hell.

Idiota! Be the demented numb-struck numbskull your demented loser of a father birth you to be.

Recycled mosquito like you!.

Relatively, not bad. There's always room for improvement.

Can't believe the EFCC is duly with-holding funds that doesn't belong to them. That's a laugh.

charijee:

Erm, what does that emoji mean?

dharay99:

....Hahahahahahah, 0ld popsy? its you? never knew i have
been giving u nightmares. buh I can't stop laughing.
and it is e-murdered not e-murder. Failed old fool. ..

I'm sorry to say buh sir, YOU ARE HIGHLY MAD! ..

Listen to yourself, you synthesise under-fed scallywag.

You, a mal-nourished drop-out from a failed university want to teach me proper use of English, surely you must be a rabid dog infected with rabies.

Who would have thought a well-beaten poltergeist that's about to be sent to Hell to dwell with his minion will still be here spewing hogwash.

Look here you Sun-scorched over-emphasised niwit. Be free from your acute sense of paranoia schizophrenia because only a deluded simpleton like you could think of giving me nightmares.

Continue churning words of that wretched gob your call a mouth. You glorified dull, dumb and docile teenager.

Rest In Pieces, fool.

dharay99:

Dumb Retardèd Wazzock, You told who huh,
simple instruction, your cobwebs-entangled brain couldnt
decipher. Try harder, I'm using my main aiint it, log into
yours if you got balls & we kick-start,

Is that too hectic for you Fishbrained coward? I'll keep jonzing around your display of Mental-deficiency till you man up & do as i say. Lmfao.!..

Shut tha fuck_ up you anorexic dyslexic demented fool!.

If you see a moniker use an alternate, doesn't that tell you their main account is serving a ban?

You foolish child. It's now proven you have the brain of a zombie, cos an ant is smarter than you.

You twerp belched from the stone age. Tell me, do you want to die? do you want to be sliced and diced? do you want to be worm food?

If you do, I'll carefully cave you up and throw your demented loathing self in Hell, Where Azazel will minister nothing but sweet-pain to your foolish decaying corpse.

May be then You'll know It's joseph1832 who e-murder your neanderthal brain!.

You demented bed-bug!.

dharay99:

....so it took you eons to come up with that trashy post,
You must be vastly stupiiid to stupor. Just log into your
main account i say, then we shall draw d board you
attention starved fučkinq homosapien. Your main account ok.

Seems you're suffering from acute dyslexia you confused inconsequential mosquito!.

Keep opening your demented trap like a common e-tout seeking for validation.

Didn't you read where I told you who I am. And if you're not an under-fed regurgitating shit, why do you keep asking for my main account?

You sodomized fly!. Be gone and take yourself to the neolithic age where your foolishness reign supreme.

Twisted twerp!

dharay99:

...& he keeps coming back after bidding farewell,
Hell, satan, demons...blahblahblah, Keep copying his lines,
Whenever you are tired of life, use your main account
and try your proposed malady with me if your funeral
wunt be a blessing to your accursed progenitors...

...any further trash you wanna cry about?

Obviously, you want oblivion to give you a dirty slap in that teenage face of yours.

Listen to me, you failed self appointed two toed referee who stalk e-duel like a poltergeist looking for mischief to make. Let your foolishness be your grave, and let the foolishness that urges you be the thing that will comfort you when you're 6ft under.

dharay, don't lemme e-murder you, I know you're a failed referee, a school drop-out and a foolish wannabe of a poltergeist. Let the name of 1832 be the demon that will shame you till you're buried.

Back-off, now back off.

dharay99:

....& you will end up repeating the mistakes your
forefathers made years back. #Now dumbly fuçk off.

Were you around during the days of my fore-fathers, simpleton?

You wanna get burned and tossed in Hell? where satan and his demons await your rotten corpse?

I said good night.

dharay99:

mtcheeeewww! i saw that crap coming. you ain't the first nor
will you b the last to utter such. I await such day ok?
..

I already said good night. Don't be in a hurry to get wooped, okay.

Just chill, your day will come.

dharay99:

My decision, any problem?

Know this, one day, you might come refereeing a duel and you might get scalped in the process.

Good night.

dharay99:

Him whom its directed to already
got the drill, So telling yhu ain't needed..

So since you know the person already got the drill, why spark the embers of fire?

dharay99:

....shiiiiit, i kn0w who that punch
is directed to....Daaaaam iT! ..

And who's the punch directed to? since you now know how to detect shades.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Don't do this here please .....you know its not necessary ......[/color]

It's always necessary to suffer fools missy.

lanicky:
Hey coward, if you can't be useful to the FBI.. then l advice you to go join a terrorist group.
Don't you have a life offline? You here ranting E this, nd E that.

Coward? like seriously? ain't ma fault you don't know the FBI don't recruit non Americans and terrorist cells only recruit fanatics.

talking about a life offline, you clearly need one like serious cause you're still dull and as slow as a tortoise.

lanicky:
Woa! You e murder & e duel...
such a rare talent... Go join the FBI

The FBI don't murder peeps, neither do they duel peeps, Nike. Stop sounding like an idiot, please.

Lawlahdey:
Let me get bashed oh... I'll enjoy it

Cc KissC hrix

*modified *

Where the ladies at?

Are you sure?

lanicky:
Thought quoting peeps with an alternate account is beneath you?

Hello? You know who this is? I quote, duel and e-murder peeps with alternate account all the time.

lanicky:
Kelvingraphics, lol..... I never knew it's a crime to help someone you felt was your friend.

Don't push me to the wall ..cos you're going to regret it.

Hmmm. Thought threatening a person is beneath you?

Estharfabian:

excuse my cockiness but yeah, I fücking know!

Didn't know you have cock_ don't tell me you're a she...

Nah! Those water melons are too good to lie, gurl.

Estharfabian:


definitely worth reading!

Yeah..... I go through the people staring at my boob thingy everyday. it's like very normal for me. I don't even feel offended anymore. I'm Like ''Yeah, whatever. I know they're great.. keep staring zombie"

....even from men that are old enough To Be my Great grandpaz ! pfft!

Em won't mind staring at your water melons baby. They sure can give a guy dreams to count on, baby.

Yep. I do it, and I'm not ashamed of it one bit. Like Damon Wayans said: "The way I see it, girls are always gonna have boobs and guys will always wanna stare at them, if God didn't want it so he wouldn't have put em there in the first place".