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The leader of a party?

Congratulations to him,

And his family. 🎊🎉

Oakenshield:
Imagine na you the open cake before anybody omo signature is bae.

His generation will be really proud of him.

And grateful at that. 🥴

News? 🤔

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Dzzzz:
…Na me you Dey tell eh,something wey done happen to me before..Just Dey watch ooo..You don’t know your a beast till the day someone dies in your house then you will know what beast mode means..Do you think you no fit butcher girl your living room or bury am?..If Nigerian police was fair people won’t have to run or butcher someone In their room just to cover up everything but Nigerian police will fail you..

The experience really shook you.
Sorry fah.

Care to write about it?

Blitzking:
These days na full wooden TV console...luxury 60x 60 tiles....pop with chandelier....4.5 by 6 bed and bed frame...65 inch hisense or LG TV and...sound bar...with 1.5hp dual inverter ac or 2 hp standing ac and a fridge full of food..with a nice Toyota...glk or lexus jeep or ES 350

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God help us.

Amen 🙏

Congrats

That’s some serious beating there.

Raccoon eyes for some car AC arguments?
Just too much…

1, 2, 10, 12a.

Good to know.

Congratulations to them all, especially Dr Ramat of NOH - Maiduguri. A good looking, easy going fellow.

May his tenure be impactful and the vision for which the center was established, be achieved. 🙏

Oh boyyyy

Jman06:
Creating a whole new agency for the purpose of eradicating malaria is rather wasteful and unnecessary! Instead, fund the national malaria control program under the federal ministry of health to increase their activity.

Normally, that’s their sole aim.

Sponsor a bill where they’re the major contractors.

Okay sir.

You’re telling them you don’t want to be president, then.

Omoapena:
he isn't the highest paid and his salary isn't upto 8.5m daily, his salary was just increased to 1.6b annually last year and that's roughly 4.5m daily, currently, the highest paid CEO is the zenith bank CEO, he currently earns 2.1b annually...

some salary earners are billionaires, don't let people fool you that you can't be wealthy by being a salary earner..

Let them keep shouting “school na scam”, as if we all can manage the risks and headaches involved in businesses.

Same way I laughed when someone said law is a useless course in Nigeria. My parents thought same too and even fasted to prevent my baby sister from studying it. Now, my parents are so surprised at how the little girl is doing so well for herself.

There are no hard and fast rules in life.
Let’s all pray to find our paths early, and maximize them while we can.

Hemanwel:
How is this possible? Let's bring it to perspective:

N8.5m × 5 days = N42.5m per week

N42.5m × 4 weeks = N172m per month

N170m × 12 months (1 year) = N2.04b per year.

N2.04b per year?? Again I ask: how is this possible when you are not a footballer?

Effects of listening to those shouting “school na scam”. 🥱

That’s why you think only footballers earn so much.

Are the owners of football clubs footballers?

God forbid.

The mere thought sef dey cause intense fear for pesin body.

Why did he have to wait till now?

Can these men just shut the f**k up and stop bringing more shame to the body?

xpressionx:
She's very beautiful,so it's possible because most of our Nigerian men are sexual predators.
Let's not support evil.
Except you've not worked with all these politicians or become close to some.

Exactly!

She’s most Nigerian men’s spec, so it’s highly possible that wherever she goes someone’s dick starts to do the thinking and maybe the talking too.

franchasng:
Law has become a very useless profession in Nigeria,

This is so untrue. 😢

So there was no security man there, neither was anyone manning the CCTV?
Has the thief been caught? 😢

That’s someone’s means of livelihood. 😥

Content creators don dey make pesin double check everything. 😫

People dey believe these things? 😩😫

How naaa?

And Mr blogger, it’s congrats “ON” your Lambo that’s written there. Abi garri don dey don your sight? 🫣

Boy oh boy…

This is really sad.

Must have been a real night of horror for the kids, seeing and smelling blood all over the room; of their parents.

May the Almighty make it easy for them…

As much as there’s no manual to life, I urge young people to “DO YOU”.
Don’t ever be a good girl, trying to become a bad girl as most times it doesn’t end well.
Crazy thing about life is the known bad girl can become a good girl, and go on to live a beautiful life.
But who knows who’s going to be the lucky one?

Fiscus105:
1. You think only Ned buying exotic cars for his wife in NIGERIA? Thousands of wives receiving gifts daily from hubbies, which none go to social media.

2. LET GO TO CHIOMA. WHILE DAVIDO FUCKKS BAD GIRLS, AND POSSIBLY DASH HER 500K, CHIOMA SITS AT HOME ENJOY ALL THE REMAINING WEALTH OF THE YOUNG MAN, SHE IS THE WOMAN TO PRECENT WHEN OPPORTUNITY OF AMBASSADORIAL DEALS COME OUT.

1. Those tiny, cute Hausa-Fulani ladies driving oversized luxurious cars in Abuja, KD, Kano and the rest, without posting on SM.

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Natbrowny:
Typical Nollywood movie and Nollywood real-life scenario.

Its gon play out like this

Sophia wanna trend. And booom she's trending.

Thats what she wants.

Used Burna's platform to do that.

Now dem Dino Melaye and Akpabio and Some Alhajis have seen food. And when they call, she'll answer.

In few months times. She'll fade off, get pregnant and snap baby bump and post lots of baby picture when baby arrives. With no picture of the father ever to be seen.

Check out Nollywood. Same story.

Exactly!

Apt!

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God help us. 😢🙏

jojothaiv:
It's what it's right now.

Sexual discipline is on the low and I'm afraid it will only sink lower but hey, the onus is on everybody (I'm included) to stand their ground and understand that life is beyond co-sweating and few minutes pleasure.

God be with us all.

It is well…

philiancoop:
Who was the NDDC chairman in 2019 that gave her that contract.

I know Akpabio was NDDC chairman not too long ago

You noticed that too.

She has always been close to the corridors of power.

@ Op: Whoever released this letter, I hope it’s legal; because the contents therein are too intimate and personal for a woman?