₦airaland Forum

pansophist:
Life is hard, but the wrong mindset makes it harder.

The only good thing Life offered me was understanding from a very young age that it isn’t easy.

When I see younger ones complaining about it, I just tell them it has never been easy even to those we think it’s been easy to.

The mindset changes everything.

What did I just watch??

Probably mentally unstable and homeless.

YeyeGbami:
Fine boy
Senator material
Nice perfume
Lexus RX 2017

Wetin i wan use house do. Na steez remain

I like this… 😂

starpower:
Nigeria!, are they sure they can prove that beyond reasonable doubt. Seen young people tipsy jumping into shallow parts of pools.

Yea, you’re right.

A fall can actually lead to such injuries.

She’s only being independent.

Congrats to you both, on your new business. 🎉🎊

aysnoopy:
Are u saying the lecturer will not be the one to mark the scripts?

A course is taught by at least 5 different lecturers.

The one you sorted or paid may have just a question to mark, as each question is answered on a separate booklet or answer sheet or none at all.

26k wey pesin go out for bag by morning, by evening of same day; you go dey ransack the bag to find where the rest enter? 😥

It is well.

I like how he sounded the number 2. 😂😁

May the Almighty make it easy for the people of Maiduguri. 🙏

Even the imagination of such is traumatic, not to talk about the experience. 😞

KGREAT:
You are correct. We love ourselves especially yoruba and Hausa. Igbo don't love anybody except themselves.
Akwa ibom and Benue naturally love strangers.

I see you missed your pills today.

Nice thread, you wan derail am. 😥

Ahhhh…


Computer market people, brace up for impact!

It is well.

Zonefree:
Happy birthday sweet lady. May the universe be favourable to you.


It's easier to find chilled water in hell than to find a 35 year old virgin girl in Nigeria.

I know a 42 year old virgin, whose friend got married at 38years a virgin too, 4 years ago.

Them dey…

Let’s just hope he’s trying to stay relevant for the next couple of hours.

Those people on his chat looking for God fearing spouses. 🤔

Unto??

Their leadership tussle is lingering for too long.

Natbrowny:
Y'all need to understand emotional intelligence and boundaries

Love for mother is different from love for wife

Ur mother was married into the home by ur father, same way u married a lady as a wife into ur home

Mostly - wife and mother will not give a man any issues if there is respect for boundaries.

U cannot love one more than the other. They are seperate and the feelings n emotions dey breed are different. If u don't love ur wife enuff, ur kids will feel it. U cannot unlove ur mother too.

Exactly!

How can the love for wife and mother be equated?

Like comparing my love for my father and husband.
I love, cherish and regard both of them, in special ways.

Money is good.

Chill young man, there are better days ahead.
Your story can change within the twinkling of an eye.

People wey don pass 35 go dey wail with placards? 😁

Cute 😊

Long neuroanatomy lesson on top 9cm vagina. 🤔

Nice 1.

NwaAmaikpe:

While a preek in action can only produce linear motion, the linear, oscillatory, circular and accelerated motion that can only be achieved from sex toyś, proximal digits and oraI sex has rewired and irredeemably altered the presypnaptic terminals inside women's kpekus due to an overload of impulse and the female brain was not originally designed to withstand such arousal overload.

Now, just thrusting a preek in and out of them is totally inadequate to trigger kpekus axons to relay any neurotransmitters to the brain, therefore the brain gets no message to release the hormone dopamine responsible for orgasms.
This is the reason why 74% of all sexually active women between 58 and 18years have not attained orgasm more than thrice in five years from only penetrative sex.
Same reason why 39.76% of Nigerian women are bisexual.
This sad discovery made scientists around the world brainstorm for exactly 8years, 6months, 23days and 9hours on how to assist men in bringing pleasure to women during sex. This birthed dotted and ribbed condoms.
Ever asked yourself why most ladies hate condoms yet all ladies love dotted and ribbed ones?
Because, while the man does his routine back-and-forth, in-and-out, the ribs and dots on the condom helps with a 360° stimulation of the kpekus; sadly this additional stimulation will not still bring about orgasm in many due to extreme impairment of vaginal axons and sensory nerve fibers but may only increase arousal due to production of acetylcholine.
Women now crave more for external attention, and their propensity for cheating is higher; because that thrill from a novel attention also releases acetylcholone and dopamine.
Reason why, even though she knows it may not be, women will always think the sex is better almost every time she cheats on her husband; because technically, a woman can "climax" just from receiving constant compliments from a new man.

The moral of this warped write-up is that,
cheating will never stop.
He may have to mess up his bedspread with KY jelly, but a text from a new admirer she fancies will get her wet. If you doubt me; ask your woman.

It is well.

Naso. 👏

The hardship in the country wan almost dey be like sey we dey for those periods after 1st rapture.

Great tribulations, yea?

It’s hitting everyone so hard.

Before those with “have extra streams of income and plant your food” mantra land here, remember that even your extra streams are overheating and almost coming in trickles that are barely felt because of the high cost of living.

Pray so hard to not fall ill or have an ill relative this period. 🙏🤲

Ordinary malaria, to buy original drugs and satisfy your poor appetite in 3 days go wan cost you 20kpa.
Something wey the least 5k go run before with better oranges, apples and bananas.

casualobserver:
Nigeria cannot be saved unless it can endure the hardship and come out of the other side.
The chickens have come home to roost, there is no ther medicine or solution but pain. Anyone who says otherwise is either ignorant or playing to the gallery.
The pain may not save Nigeria we hope it does but I can guarantee you 100% that if Nigeria decides it does not or cannot endure the pain it’s end is assured.

Softmirror:
After hardship there will be ease. Be patient!

Really?

But the hardship in the country has been increasing 😰😭
Go to hospitals and see for yourselves, sirs/mas.

You and I may be able to pull through.
For how long should the very poor be patient?

A 24 year old diagnosed of cancer, with an estimated starting bill of 800k before it metastasizes should wait how long, after waiting at home for about 3 years due to financial constraint; hoping the tumor and sores go off until his presentation to the hospital recently? 😥

AllBlack:
The only reason you mentioned why you want your husband back is BECAUSE YOU JUST GAVE BIRTH and not even because you love and miss him. You just want him back so you can nag him and you need someone to pay bills but he don japa.

Madam, You can do without the husband.
Ms Kelly should hold him HARDER HARDER HARDER.

🤔

Before you start cursing and cussing, remember that, “An Odogwu, “Odogwu pounds and dollars” will marry her”.

Drink chilled water and accept the reality.

So sorry for the hurt this is causing your family.

But, isn’t this infant too young to be sent to a daycare? 🤔

As for whether it’s an animal or not, just sue the owner.

Uncle96:
Yeah ? Ever heard.

Fck this pussy!!, it's all yours, do it as you like. Baby I will cry baby, I will cry ! Fck it.. this is good , this is good.. oh yeah, Bleep fck fck bby.. don't stop please , don't stop, right there baby.

Pro

AfonjaMozlems:
Surveying the damage and weak points for his herdsmen brethren to exploit.

Nah…

One of his wives is a Benue lady, if I’m not mistaken.

Modified

Meaning he’s most likely going to go again. 😐

The apathy, the cost of forms and funds needed to warm hands; a total newbie may not be able to afford all those.

And trust that the suffering masses will prefer to vote an established polithiefcian rather than a fresh face.

The workload is crazy gan.