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NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 7:43pm On Oct 11, 2015
KeriBaby:
grin
keribaby u knw I will Neva let u walk alone...I will take u along...but u nid go cut d front seatbelt from pops car grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 7:39pm On Oct 11, 2015
KeriBaby:
cool Lol
how want u fink so...rumor has it u 0.5 lipsrsealed
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 7:38pm On Oct 11, 2015
ogeoflyf:
No wahala. Tutorials by 1am sharp grin
1am....I tot d best time to move is 12am.... ow many litre L's of gas do I needhuh
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 7:32pm On Oct 11, 2015
ogeoflyf:
undecided
common hope u nt thinking I can't afford ur service grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 7:29pm On Oct 11, 2015
miss ogefly I just bought a new broomstick ooo...no manual pls com teach me ow to fly lipsrsealed
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 7:20pm On Oct 11, 2015
KeriBaby:
When Sola was in SS3, his teacher always yelled at him, calling him "a waste of conception, time and space and a sure failure in life". One day, poor Sola's grand mother came to school to check out how her grandson was. doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and advised her to withdraw and enroll him under an artisan, because formal schooling for Sola would be a total waste of time and money. The grandmother, shocked at the teacher's remarks, withdrew her grandson from the school and relocated to Maiduguri.
**** 25 years later **** The teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met advised her to do surgery. And only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practicing in Maiduguri) could perform this procedure. Left with no alternative, the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery performed. Fortunately, It was successful. When she awoke hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She was on artificial respiration from a machine that provided her oxygen. She wanted to thank him but could not speak. She looked sideways and suddenly began to express shock & anguish, her face started to turn pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. She struggled, she fought hard- Then she gave up the Ghost and died. The young doctor was shocked. He tried to find out what went wrong. Eventually he found out that it was our dear Sola (now working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the lady's oxygen machine to connect his phone charger. Lol I no you thinking he was the doctor lol okay but remember say sola no get brain lol Happy Sunday guyZ good morning
grin
may we Neva give birth to sola
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 5:18pm On Oct 11, 2015
Sambest2:
Just confirm if this is correct
[size=16pt]Sammy231 705***[/size]

Dat CUN 705 dey fear me, don't tell me its true, I mean I've seen 105***, 106***, if it is sequential and there is 705***, mehn 4th stream go dey ooo grin
so u Neva hear d rumor say if u are give ur second choice means automatic stream 2...na only first and third choice dey stream 1 lipsrsealed
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 5:15pm On Oct 11, 2015
balerinagold:
hmm I feel your pain, that not a problem agbo jedi won't be able to solve grin try taking that wink
pls give it to elmisti...he is my personal physician...grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 5:00pm On Oct 11, 2015
haywire1:
LOL ADVANCED SECONDARY SCHOOL grin grin grin grin grin grin


#
na dem be the definition of law abiding citizens of Federal republic of Nigeria grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 4:55pm On Oct 11, 2015
goodyboo:
anything can be done for love
so u supporting d#Pervcity# grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 4:54pm On Oct 11, 2015
goodyboo:
u just got it ryt... #lol# thanks sugar,I'm all urs.
am nt seeing Di's ryt now...pls call me when my Afam is readygrin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 4:51pm On Oct 11, 2015
iamauxin:
well, I'm not gonna give any advice until d 22nd of this month. Right now it will amount to impersonation. I'm sure you wouldn't like an imposter to advise you . Chill, Thursday next week isn't far. By the way, we don't lie bro!
grin
I know u be defender...trust me u can defend me now...ur case want be like Mike for Suit embarassed
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 4:50pm On Oct 11, 2015
DonPsymon:
undecided


lipsrsealed
don't tell me say elmisti weed dne dey affect u too to forget d Case Stealing is nt Korruption lipsrsealed
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 4:48pm On Oct 11, 2015
iamauxin:
I look forward to seeing her.....trust me, the meeting will purely be. business. Unless she demands otherwise.
lwkmd..trust u ke...is like playing Russia roulette and hearing a prophet talk say trust him is nt ur time to die yet grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 4:42pm On Oct 11, 2015
DonPsymon:
Lol


undecided


Them tell you say them go dey d same camp with you?


Abi na them give ur legal advice to jump fence huh
iamauxin pls help me tell him d case u can use to defend me here pls...cos I hear say b4 u called to bar u must sabi lie without blinking d eyes lipsrsealed
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 4:38pm On Oct 11, 2015
iamauxin:
thanks bro! Akwa Ibom
NYC...I will send my apprentice keribaby to intercede for me cheesy
FamilyRe: 24years Jessica Edionwele Found!!! by itoski(m): 4:36pm On Oct 11, 2015
figo05:
She go do runs small. Abeg na Edo she be?
tribal monkey!!!
FamilyRe: 24years Jessica Edionwele Found!!! by itoski(m): 4:30pm On Oct 11, 2015
Cutehector:
This doesn't add up. She go her boyfrnd house jor
abi her bf abandon her for Dubai lipsrsealed
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 4:28pm On Oct 11, 2015
DonPsymon:
Nooo... You can jump cheesy


Yes!


Go onnn cheesy


Till soldier catch you... Your name go get different versions for camp walls ...


Smh
bros no shaking oo...u Neva hear say two barristers dey d house now...Dem Go shield us with our rice abi na Rights grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 4:25pm On Oct 11, 2015
balerinagold:
You wish grin
common...help a bro out....my waist is just too rigid Di's days... which dance can u help me wit huh
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 4:20pm On Oct 11, 2015
iamauxin:
My Call To Bar
congrats bro...
abeg which states u choose to serve so I go fit get my share in case...cos Abuja no sure for me now
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 4:17pm On Oct 11, 2015
DonPsymon:
Baba...


Kay D safe na


If say you ask me, I for tell you to choose Kay D cheesy


Na very nice place... And partial sharia law sef.
yea bro I FCK up sha...I no follow my first mind were say make I choose dere na my 3 rd mind I used select embarassed but Di's guy like to dey waka ooo.I dey fear say make I no go jump fence for camp grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 4:13pm On Oct 11, 2015
iamauxin:
This thread is becoming boring these days.....I pray that it will be fun again once the call up letters come out on the 21st....Lest I forget, if you are in Abuja on the 21st, I invite you to The International Conference Centre.
qats d special occasion plshuh
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 4:12pm On Oct 11, 2015
balerinagold:
lol smiley
from ur monicker I bet u only know how to dance ballet...hoping u will give me private lesson b4 we go camp grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 4:09pm On Oct 11, 2015
elmisti:
So u mean to tell me haywaya av short memory bahhuh
are u not the marketer...u see ur product dey destroy pips memory...I wonder if u doing it purposely cos of ur beef wit haywire so e go forget ur natter for camp lipsrsealed
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 4:05pm On Oct 11, 2015
DonPsymon:
Baba...


If you no get who go work your PPA for you... No go o


cheesy
Boss mi I no even smell there self o...na Kaduna I be wan put but I just reason d north co reason my sleep omen nothing beat say u dey sleep dey snore very loud for nyt o grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 3:58pm On Oct 11, 2015
haywire1:
identify urself first cos we no knw u

#
I see elmisti product dey make u get short term memory...OK google "first post itoski made on nysc forum" grin my PA go give u wetin u want try google
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 3:55pm On Oct 11, 2015
DonPsymon:
Baba no be lie o...
Bet why Pol sciencehuh
cos na politics dem dey talk dere.....
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 3:51pm On Oct 11, 2015
haywire1:
PREFERRED STATE OF DEPLOYMENT
NYSC B'15

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NYSC B'15 CMs THAT HAVE REG ONLINE:
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[b]

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EDO
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DELTA
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ONDO
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BENUE
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PCM B15 LIST.... Make una mention me (Haywire1) with ur first state of Choice and first 3digit of ur CUN. Use this format, moniker,first 3digits of ur CUN,State.
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Ogun...126
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 3:48pm On Oct 11, 2015
sammie23ten:
I dey fear dat match ooo.... bfor Everton wipe us again...
grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 3:47pm On Oct 11, 2015
LifeIsGuhd:
Lol, wetin LG do you?
The name is May smiley







And no! May ain't my birthmonth
love d name MAY...hope u nt related to DAT babe for Agents of shield embarassedcos she tu sabi kunfu

I bet no one close to u will be using DAT verb MAy since dey av u closegrin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 3:43pm On Oct 11, 2015
christay:
See wash abeg! Why u self kon de looku,looku?
my guy I no be Washing machine ooo....if I wan fall asleep Telemundo na d best alternative o...just dey look d girls lips dey move grin

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