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 Family › Re: Sadiya Lawal's Divorce Story: "I Was Still A Virgin, 3 Years After My Wedding" by itsandi(m): 5:07pm On Mar 17, 2018 |
story A normal woman would not wait for 24hours without finding out why her husband is not 'doing it' |
| Celebrities › Re: Davido And His Girlfriend, Chioma Avril Unfollow Themselves On Instagram by itsandi(m): 5:04pm On Mar 17, 2018 |
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| Christianity Etc › Re: Patrick Henry Edet And Inyene Sampson White Wedding Photos by itsandi(m): 5:03pm On Mar 17, 2018 |
Someone is going to break his vow tonight  4 Likes 1 Share |
| Literature › Re: Glitz And Glamour-a Celebrity Story. by itsandi(m): 4:01pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
| Literature › Re: WEB...Travails of a detective. by itsandi(m): 4:01pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
| Literature › Re: WEB...Travails of a detective. by itsandi(m): 6:13pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
| Literature › Re: Loving Tyler by itsandi(m): 6:05pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
| Literature › Re: Beware Of What You Eat- A Short Story By Avatarmode by itsandi(m): 6:04pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
| Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by itsandi(m): 6:02pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
| Sports › Re: Top 10 Most Expensive Goalkeepers As At 2017 by itsandi(m): 5:59pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
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| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 14th March 2018 by itsandi(m): 5:55pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
You guys bet against Chelsea last time and they survived and you are doing it again. What happened to the saying that a wise man learns from his mistakes or abi we no get wise people here?  1 Like |
| Politics › Re: [BREAKING] Court Orders National Assembly To Stop Election Re-ordering Bill by itsandi(m): 5:48pm On Mar 14, 2018 |
mcheew  1 Like |
| Literature › Re: Ade Son Of Thunder( A Tale About Love, Destiny And Betrayal) by itsandi(m): 7:46pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
| Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy And Boyfriend Asa Asika Love Up In New Photo by itsandi(m): 7:41pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
Are they playing love or the guy is trying to strangle her? |
| Nairaland General › Re: How Would You Feel If A Loved One Forgot Your Birthday? by itsandi(m): 7:36pm On Mar 12, 2018 |
It's no biggie... They will still tell you happy birthday and bang your friend |
| Celebrities › Re: Davido Brings Real Madrid's Banner To Congo As He Performs (Photo) by itsandi(m): 4:53pm On Mar 10, 2018 |
Mcheeeew |
| Literature › Re: Stories That Touch (short Stories) By Aniekan Andikan by itsandi(op): 5:18pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
Aloy D Speaker I blamed the audience. It was totally the fault of the audience. I mean, how can one be cracking all the jokes and also be the one doing all the laughter? The audience did not have any joy and that was really frustrating for the MC of the black tie event I attended last week – a fund raiser by one of the multi nationals for their breast cancer awareness program. The hall was packed full. The ambience was heavenly and smelled like money and the décor was totally on point but the audience, which I was part of, was not lively. The MC was trying sha but we were not just helping his career. I guess it was because I was distracted by the beautiful girl I just met that was sitting beside me and talking to me. I didn’t know what distract others. Every minute she will just say ‘If Aloy was here, this show would be lit!’ I wondered who or what this Aloy was but I knew that not even Basketmouth could make these people laugh. They had no joy. We had no joy at all. After fiddling with her phone for some minutes, she turned to me. ‘Aloy is coming!’ she said with such excitement that befits a guy whose white paper just had complete ticks. ‘Wow! That’s great!’ I said aloud to her. ‘Hian! So?’ I said silently to myself and then waited to see this so called Aloy and what he will do. The MC guy continued with the talk and laughter while the pretty girl beside me continued talking about Aloy this and Aloy that. I was bored to death. Some moments later I heard ‘Right about now, I’m bringing a colleague in the game. He goes by the name Aloy D Speaker!’ Nobody clapped for him. I looked at the stage, one short, agbero looking guy climbed the stage. So this is the Aloy guy? I hissed in my mind. ‘Good evening beautiful ladies and gentlemen, I hope you are enjoying yourselves this evening?’ No one answered him. I was happy. He tried to crack a joke, no one laughed but I was laughing in my heart. ‘Okay. I know you’ve had a stressful day at work but it’s now time to relax and have fun. Let’s do this. Let’s have some fun.’ He paused and looked around. ‘Admire your neighbor.’ He said finally. I admired the pretty girl sitting by me not because he was telling me what to do though. ‘Say neighbor’ Aloy said to the mic in his right hand. I heard some murmuring of neighbor. ‘Say neighbor’ he said again a bit louder. The murmur was louder. ‘This your face’ He started slowly. They responded. I added the word ‘fine’ in my own which earned me a beautiful smile. ‘Na so so smile e go dey smile’ He finished. The response was deafeningly loud and was followed by some chatter and mild laughter. When the chatter died down a bit. He started again. ‘Shake your neighbor’ I took the pretty girl’s hand because that was an opportunity for me to hold her soft hand. ‘Say neighbor.’ We responded. ‘This your hand’ They response was clear now. No murmurs again. ‘If the hand is strong say “This your strong hand.”’ Aloy said emphatically. Everyone roared ‘this your strong hand’ including me that was holding the softest hand on earth. I got a soft poke in the rib for that and I loved it. ‘Na so so blessing you go dey carry.’ He continued. More than 800 of us chorused after him like nursery school children. A lively chatter engulfed the hall. ‘Bring out your phones and exchange them with your neighbors’ he said after the chatter died down. I brought out my Nokia torchlight and exchanged it with her gold plated IPhone. ‘Say neighbor.’ We responded. ‘This your phone iye’ we answered as commanded without minding. I was wondering what he was going to say this time... Continue on Tushstories via http://tushstories.com/stories/stories-new/aloy.php #Enjoy
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| Literature › Re: Awaken: Divine Hunter by itsandi(m): 5:02pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
| Literature › Re: A Tale Of Two Lovebirds by itsandi(m): 4:53pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
| Literature › Re: The Undisputed - A Story About Friendship by itsandi(m): 4:48pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
| Literature › Re: Glitz And Glamour-a Celebrity Story. by itsandi(m): 4:46pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
| Literature › Re: To Love And To Hold (short Series) by itsandi(m): 4:45pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
| Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by itsandi(m): 4:43pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
| Literature › Re: My World - Jflash by itsandi(m): 4:41pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
| Literature › Re: PERFIDY- A STORY OF LOVE,BETRAYAL AND DECEIT by itsandi(m): 4:40pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
| Literature › Re: The Stormy Fate by itsandi(m): 4:38pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
| Literature › Re: WEB...Travails of a detective. by itsandi(m): 4:37pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
| Literature › Re: Love, No Inhibitions by itsandi(m): 4:29pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
| Literature › Re: Google: Short Stories Google Told As They Celebrate Women Today. by itsandi(m): 4:26pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
Lovely. Happy women's day  Enjoy other interesting stories on Tushstories viawww.tushstories.com #Read! |
| Crime › Re: Photo Of The Housemaid Who Beat Her Boss To Coma In Lagos by itsandi(m): 3:51pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
Strong geh |
| Politics › Re: Dino Melaye: APC Has Borrowed More Than PDP Without Any Programme by itsandi(m): 4:12pm On Mar 07, 2018 |
Wonder what they do with it 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Senators Receive N13.5 Million 'running Cost' Every Month - Shehu Sani by itsandi(m): 4:09pm On Mar 07, 2018 |
I see why this is a do or die affair 2 Likes |
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