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Christianity Etc › Re: "Don't Bleach Your Skin" - Apostle Suleman Warns Ladies, Men (Video) by itsme01:
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didn't his nollywood big yansh actress side chick bleach too

Let's face fact if daniella, toke makinwa and bobrisky didn't bleach they won't own luxury homes in lekki and banana island

Lets start practising what we preach, lets keep apreciating black and chocolate girls,


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Politics › Re: BREAKING! Fulani Herdsmen Block Benin-ore Road In Edo State, Travelers Stranded by itsme01: 7:19am On Feb 25, 2020
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well Amotekun bill has passed first reading , and public hearing , it remains second reading and passage.. no time to check time

they are heading towards SouthSouth from SouthWest, Now in Edo and Delta, I hope SouthSouth go though on them mudafvkers

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Politics › Re: How Do I Tell Someone From Another Country That This Is Police In My Country?? by itsme01: 7:11am On Feb 25, 2020
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How exactly do you want someone who earns 45k per month to look like if not like a clown, we are getting the service we pay for if you pay them N1500 per day , even Okada riders and brick layers earn more than them

a Naval officer or Airforce of same ranks can never look this dirty because they earn better than this

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Health › Re: Lagos State Shuts Down 20 Health Facilities For Non-Compliance by itsme01: 7:04am On Feb 25, 2020
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Sanwo Olu the Point and Do Governor

taking a painful regulatory step is better than dealing with the ugly consequences


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Politics › Re: The Sars Officer That Shot Kazeem Tiamiyu In Sagamu With A Special Plate Number- by itsme01: 6:55am On Feb 25, 2020
d33types:
Officer?
As if you don't know that Nigerians call everyone on uniform as officer
check his rank.. a single star is is an ASP, a single eagle is CSP either ways he is not a rank and file he is an officer, again only officers wear jackets that they don't tuck in

rank and file are from constable , coporal , sergent and inspector, on a constables shoulder you see three metal parallel bars, Corporal has 3 bars on his shoulders with adittional two orange V shape badge beside his arm, sergents have all that but 3 orange V badge while and Inspectors have just for parallel bars without the v shape badge and doesn't tuck in

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Celebrities › Re: Suck My D**K, Naira Marley Says As He Put His Pr*ck In Mannequin Mouth. PHOTOS by itsme01: 6:54am On Feb 25, 2020
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This guy truly masturbates and Jo Soapy sha... what in the world would I be doing in a sex shop as a male celebrity when ladies full instagram.. this guy is truly mad,


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Politics › Re: The Sars Officer That Shot Kazeem Tiamiyu In Sagamu With A Special Plate Number- by itsme01:
sarrki:
Do you know how much those guy makes from illegal checkpoints? Robbery and other dirty vices ?

It’s like saying politicians in Nigeria are saints
he is an officer meaning he earns as high as 200 - 250 if he is within ASP - DSP bracket and as an SP he earns nothing less than 300k so what is special in a 2001 Toyota Highlander SUV that you can get for 1.5m.. go to states like Oyo , Lagos and see what SARS operatives really drive.. Benz , and top range new model Toyotas ... that guy is not with SARS but just a regular divissional police harassing people claiming SARS


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Family › Re: How Do I Cope With A Man That Can’t Decide On His Own by itsme01:
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Just let him be madam, if you become unavailable for him to make decisions together, your husband might start seeking that back up from friends and side chick... all you need to do is tell him that you would like him to make the next decision all by him self and whatever the outcome you would be proud of him regardless.. and let married people try to stop fixing what is not broken, stop trying to change people at all cost

funny thing is my own main problem is I am far too individualistic and this hurts my relationships, I had once travelled out only to call my partner with a foreign number lol grin she nearly died of shock and when I came back she was asking if I think she was a witch or destiny stopper

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Celebrities › Re: Marlians President, Naira Marley In Jumpsuit, Look Like Legendary Fela Kuti.picx by itsme01: 6:39am On Feb 25, 2020
JasonScoolari:
95% of them in the picture are either a member of a notorious cult group, thieves, rapist, drug addict and brain dead youth.



These are the many attributes of a hardcore MARLIAN.
with this kind of hateful mindset, you need to check your health especially your BP
Politics › Re: Presidential Election: Seeking Review Of Judgement Shows PDP Is Idle- APC by itsme01: 6:33am On Feb 25, 2020
It means PDP are unserious as a Party and APC seem to be dictating their affairs as they seem to now copy APC or rely on APC internal error for victory
Politics › Re: A Pair Of Mating Worms? Daddy Freeze Comes Under Fire After Insulting Tope Alabi by itsme01: 6:31am On Feb 25, 2020
Tope Alabi has cult followership.. Freeze shouldn't have taken on her
Politics › Re: Today's The Anniversary Of Tinubu Getting Caught With 2 Bullion Vans by itsme01: 9:19pm On Feb 24, 2020
ChoCho54:
Sometimes it's better to keep quiet than speak and clear doubts about your stupidity.

So all these folklores are war to you? Haahhahahaha haha.. grin

Itsme01, you are no different from the regular lowlifer on Lagos street whose heritage would soon be snatched from
him forr a little change by that Igbo boy arriving Lagos with Young shall grow motors tonight.
honestly talking to you is a waste of time.. you are primitive, shallow and just like anyother chestbeater .. I bet the richest in your lineage wouldn't even walk up to my car to talk this gilbrish.. but hey lets enjoy our anonymity on nairaland where ibo okirika seller and galla hawkers own imaginary lagos
Politics › Re: Fed. Government Sent Cash To Beijing Embassy To Be Given To Nigerians In Wuhan by itsme01: 9:16pm On Feb 24, 2020
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we don't want you back home yet brothers, abeg manage wetin buhari send una


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Education › Re: It Is Not Mr Macaroni Riding On A Bicycle, It Is by itsme01: 9:11pm On Feb 24, 2020
Mrshape:
those applications your are using programming your software or designing your software was it no with mathematical principles majority of the work?
the color you mix or make use of in your design do you know it was programmed with the us of hexadecimal code?
the fact that programing at low level or machine level uses a lot of binary or hexadecimal instructions doesn't really meaning we use core mathematical principle or formulae like Algebra, Almighty formulae.. its like you saying because an accountant works with numbers he relies on mathematics

Principle of Programing and Mathematics are quite different , Programmers and Mathematicians have quite different thought process.. we simulate reality with numbers that processors can work on, we don't work on the numbers itself
Politics › Re: Couple Arrested By Police For Buying 10-Yr-Old Girl For N800,000 by itsme01: 8:57pm On Feb 24, 2020
I already know the region involved by reading the headline
Politics › Re: To Save Apc Is To Preserve Your Legacy - Senator Abu Ibrahim Tells Buhari by itsme01: 8:55pm On Feb 24, 2020
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To save APC is to is to help Abba kyari escape prosecution, or get Buhari's daughter from his first marriage fired from NNPC

you cant call yourself a Success until you have a good Successor this is one thing Tinubu understood very well before joining lagos Politics


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Education › Re: It Is Not Mr Macaroni Riding On A Bicycle, It Is by itsme01: 8:50pm On Feb 24, 2020
Mrshape:
that what I am using to pay my bills 95% of my bills and savings. my own school pay me.
you need to go back to school.
your education must pay your bills.
nah.. education comes in both formal and informal forms.. not all useful knowledge comes from a school... all the software designing, web publishing , graphics design jobs I have done to take care of my bills and have a comfortable life had zero input from crap tutored in the four walls of a Nigerian school

even you as a mathematician I dare ask you what real life problem have you solved with any of your formulaes.. I mean real life application with economic values
Education › Re: It Is Not Mr Macaroni Riding On A Bicycle, It Is by itsme01: 8:42pm On Feb 24, 2020
I haven't used the matrix and Almighty formular I learnt in school to solve any of my life problem or pay any of my bills, abeg school na scam o jare
Politics › Re: Governor Bello Matawalle To Join APC by itsme01: 8:36pm On Feb 24, 2020
Its all about survival.. what is he meant to do in an APC state
Celebrities › Re: Davido Reacts To Tweet About Losing Son To Another Man According To Igbo Culture by itsme01: 8:31pm On Feb 24, 2020
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Health › Re: NAFDAC Warns Against Taking `Maishayi’ Tea Made By Hausa Tea Vendors by itsme01: 8:29pm On Feb 24, 2020
gypsey:
I wonder, what would be his Intention? I mean. Why? to make you come back? or what?


Ganja tea is Good Anyway, I drink ganja tea in my house sometimes for muscle relaxations when i get sleepless nights.
lol ,, I see ganja tea as a waste of good high, if you aint smoking it, or soaking it in gin abeg don't waste it in a tea.. or does it have any effect
Politics › Re: Today's The Anniversary Of Tinubu Getting Caught With 2 Bullion Vans by itsme01: 8:28pm On Feb 24, 2020
ChoCho54:
Illitracy and shallow mindedness is the bane of majority of you.

Need I remind you that Yorubas have never fought any war?
Really even a dunce should know Literacy barely means ability to read and write, and I bet you everyone on nairaland can do just that.. but lack of proper education is what would make a dunce confuse uneducated and illiterate.. anyways after that has being cleared

Yoruba have being fighting wars even before Nigeria was Amalgamated, The Fulani war with Ibadan warriors at the bank of river Osun is in the modern history, Captain Bowers lead british troops invasion of Oyo is well documented, and everyone knows that it was the Frontier Commando unit a Yoruba controlled Army Unit that conquered the Biafra Army comprising of Ibos(lead by ojukwu), Ibibio,Efik and all modern day revers, cross rivers and Calabar (lead by gallant Philip Efiong) we all know how coward ojukwu fled when Obasanjo's commando conquered Port Harcourt and where making advancement towards the bunkers he always hide, we know it took Effiong's braveness to surrender

which war exactly did ibos fight? apart from arochuckwu war with the brits that ended even before it started
Health › Re: NAFDAC Warns Against Taking `Maishayi’ Tea Made By Hausa Tea Vendors by itsme01: 8:16pm On Feb 24, 2020
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Very stupid news.. why will Aboki add expensive marijuana or tramadol to your tea, when its not like he doesn't want to make profit


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Politics › Re: Today's The Anniversary Of Tinubu Getting Caught With 2 Bullion Vans by itsme01: 8:08pm On Feb 24, 2020
LegendHero:
Lol. You wan kill them.

Even Obi China their most beloved son will not get 4.25% of the votes from the core North if he dare contest under PDP.

So this is their game:
We know we can’t win, but let us drag the SW down too.

What they failed to understand is that even if Tinubu fails, we still have Osinbajo, Fashola, and Fayemi.

Azikwe sufferer from the same “Pull Yoruba Down” syndrome, and I’m not surprised that his offsprings are following in his footsteps.
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them go wait them go tire if them think say they can pull Yoruba down, I hope this generation of ibos on nairaland are honest with their grandchildren in the year 2075 when they get asked why they haven't produced a Nigerian President or Vice in the last 100 years, I hope they explain that it is because nobody likes them enough to trust them with our votes.. unlike their present fathers telling lies over civil war that they lost woefully
Politics › Re: Today's The Anniversary Of Tinubu Getting Caught With 2 Bullion Vans by itsme01: 8:04pm On Feb 24, 2020
ChoCho54:
Even though the monkeys filled up the car, they still couldn't get it to move.
Even tho captured chimpanzees chest beat in the Zoo, The Zookeepers still keep them locked up and control their destiny while they wail for decades
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy And Anthony Joshua Laugh At Each Other As They Try To Speak Yoruba by itsme01: 8:01pm On Feb 24, 2020
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a whole Dj. cuppy brother shaggy and Zlatan's woman crush being friendzoned by Anthony Joshua is God a marvelous God


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Crime › Re: SARS Detained Me For Not Having Messages On My Phone by itsme01: 7:34pm On Feb 24, 2020
Amumaigwe:
Osibanjo? Never!!!!
says who? 5%ters.. bros go on facebook page of news site like sahara reporters, punch and vanguard and see how Osinbajo is regarded from North to South.. even Tinubu is worried same as the Presidency.. he was at a convocation in the North and you would think he was a northerner or a muslim with the way he was being celebrated and loved
Politics › Re: Today's The Anniversary Of Tinubu Getting Caught With 2 Bullion Vans by itsme01: 7:32pm On Feb 24, 2020
ChoCho54:
Keep shining 32 dia.

President kyari has tinubu's dirty dossier on his table and Tinubu knows that.
I guess he told you that himself hahahah dosier koor Dozie nwachukwu nii better wake up to reality and start marketing yourself as an ibo man because right not Yoruba has more than Tunubu to fly the flag in 2023 you guys seriously have no one even in PDP which you slaved for
Politics › Re: Today's The Anniversary Of Tinubu Getting Caught With 2 Bullion Vans by itsme01:
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O ye Ibo's your mates down south are building bridges and negotiating for 2023, Wike is jumping up and down same as Ameachi and Oshiomhole, Osinbajo is visiting North everyother weekend attending everything attendable, Tinubu is receiving Northern governors from Ganduje to El Rufai in his Ikoyi mansion and instead of you to get busy for the powershift, you are wasting your precious time on Tinubu una just never understand politics

The bullion van came in during the eve of Presidential election that Tinubu was the co-chairman of the APC Presidential campaign team and Buhari the chiarman , Buhari of APC won fair and square yet you are still chasing Tinubu.. don't you know you are selling him as powerful and in politics political parties would rather go for powerful and rich rather than honest and hardworking (just like the case of Atiku, and PDP)

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Politics › Re: Buhari Meets With Service Chiefs, NSA Monguno Absent (Photos) by itsme01: 7:17pm On Feb 24, 2020
isthatso:
The twitter picture prompted me to dig into Nigerian service chiefs and something just occurred to me.


1. The Chief of defense staff in a yoruba man and a christian

2. The Chief of navy staff is from the SS and a christian

3. The Chief of Airstaff is a northerner I am not sure of his religion but he attended a catholic school.

4. The chief of Armry staff is a Northern Muslim


so what is all the fuss?

In the history of the navy, there have only been 2 northern Chiefs out of 20

In the history of the Army, there have been 13 christian or southern chiefs of Army staff out of 24...more than half.


Sometimes we need to fact check before we buy into the propaganda



My question is why are we complaining?
their lack of performance maybe? or the fact that they have all exceeded the 35 years in service or 60 years of age civil service engagement and retirement rule there by leading to stagnancy and lack of promotion withing the hierarchy of the officers.. or perhaps you reside in a cave without news of the increase attacks of book haram, iswap and bandits?

whatever the reason you decide to pick its your choice, but continues overstay of this guys isn't yelding result, and people are dying

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Politics › Re: Delta State To Ban Cow Meat Sale And Consumption by itsme01:
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Fulani are pushing people to react and when they react they start criticizing the reaction, if you cant sell your meat in peace, then you are making it important for alternatives like poultry and fish to be adopted and used to substitute beef



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Politics › Re: Buhari Meets With Service Chiefs, NSA Monguno Absent (Photos) by itsme01: 6:47pm On Feb 24, 2020
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Buhari no fit change... everything Fela sang about him is true especially the stubbornness


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