₦airaland Forum

Jemerson:
The blind bartimaeus needs anointing

E be like him still dey kitchen dey cook

atheistandproud:
Hi,

You're obviously catching fun at this point. That much is clear. I don't need to impede in your fun catching, but troll with sense. Simple common sense.

1. I have never seen anyone hype the Redmi 9a. It is an entry level device with limited functionality. It is a phone that I have with me. It does exactly what the processor ought to do. It is not meant for PUBG or PES. No right thinking human should expect that from a Helio G25 SoC. No body.

2. The Infinix Hot 8 that you mentioned and the Redmi 9a, which one do you think is the better device?

The Redmi 9a's Helio G25 will outperform the useless Helio A22/P22 combo on that overpriced piece of plastic.

3. All of the hype goes to the Xiaomi midrangers, especially the upper midrangers. In 2019, the Redmi Note 7 absolutely destroyed the Infinix S4, Zero 6 and the Tecno Camon 15 Pro. In that same year, Redmi Note 8/8pro took Infinix S5 to the cleaners. In 2020, the Redmi Note 9 Pro was better the Infinix Zero and Tecno's Camon 16. I have not even mentioned the Mi 9T, Mi Note 10, Mi 10T, Mi 10T Pro, Mi 10T Pro 5G.

In 2021, the Redmi Note 10 Pro has swept away the Tecno Camon 17 line up. With Infinix going back to use Helio G90T for the Zero X line up, Redmi Note 10 Pro is the premier midranger of 2021.

That's the hype.

So if you were too poor to afford a Xiaomi midranger, that's not on us. Take the lamentations elsewhere. I have the Redmi 9a and I take fine photos with it, as well as run my playstation one and J2ME emulators on. It works fine.

If the guy still reply this, na true true say him dey catch cruise be that

Jazzman01:
The part in bold is what most of these deluded Xiaomi marketers or should I call them Fanboys will never agree with. They will soon come out now to argue that the Redmi 9A is far more superior than infinix zero 8 or the camon 17 you mentioned. Sometimes I wonder if they are bots or Zombies without brains for them to accept every trash that Xiaomi dishes out.

Haba. No one hear does this na. If you have money to buy Camon 17 pro, no one here will advice you to instead buy Redmi 9A. They'll advice you to get the Redmi Note 10 pro, which is clearly miles ahead of the Camon 17 pro. No dey misyarn abeg

flamingREED:
These fellows on NL are something else.

Na cruise some of us dey catch

Mercychen:
Mr, senseless, since when did the Nigerian weather start having such low temps that you can advise people to go a whole day without bathing? Or you think you're in America or some snowcold regions that can afford you that? Snap out of it! You're in Nigeria where the climate is mostly hot all year round.

Don't come and kill us with sweat stench. Go and bathe.

Your mumu brain no tell you say no be every state for naija dey very hot like Lagos, Abuja, Sokoto and the rest. You've not been to Plateau state abi where cold wan kill person. I stayed in pankshin and I didn't use to bath everyday because of the cold. Have sense small. Even with the heat, bathing twice or thrice a day is not good for your skin. The normal flora of the skin will be disturbed with such a practice. I don't sweat much, so I don't even take my bath everyday. I don't stink. My body's flora is intact and I smell nice. Read books and take care of your health

These women here are just shouting. They know nothing. One dey even tell me say men get bad breathe ... I mean, you brush and use water to rinse your mouth. Typical mumu behaviour. I'm a man and I know it isn't right to brush and rinse the mouth with water immediately after brushing the teeth and tongue. You spit out the paste and rinse your toothbrush. I've been doing this for almost a decade. Imagine how white my teeth would be and how wonderful my breath is. Thank God I be man

Jazzman01:
The dude was actually refering to the Xiaomi brand. What you guys made us to believe was that the Xiaomi brand beats transsion in all ramifications. But to my greatest suprise this 9A is not in anyway better than the last Infinix I used.

Oga, iPhone brand better pass Transsion. Even you will agree. That in no way means an iPhone 5 is better than a Tecno Camon 17 pro. Hope you get

reddingtonblack:
i heard manly odour turns women on, do you know manly odour is an aphrodisiac on it own, some ladies even avoid gym cos dey easily get turned on by that workout odour that feels the air.
whats horrible is that fish smell from ladies.

That's why dogs like to lick the below of women. No different from shit that local dogs eat

Chithauri:
Drake Ramsey Noah I can mention a million other handsome men that all they need is to show their abs then ladies start to run mad. have u seen tacha without make up. mercy eke. these are girls we think are beautiful. even that retarded puta bobrisky

Aswear. Very ugly things

Mercychen:
Youll go out without bathing? That's dirtiness on a whole new level.

By the way, you sound childish.

I'm outta here.

Person go dey argue wetin him no know. On a cool day, one can go out without bathing. In fact, bathing too much is dangerous for the skin and could lead to skin problems. If the weather isn't sunny and one is not prone to excessive sweat, it's advisable to not bathe every single day. Lmao. Una think say una get sense, common sense una no get

TWLifestyle:
any body can find any silly article . Why not find an article on the potency of man's sweat ? Asides sweat upon sweat without usi g deodorant without washing shirt and singlet is a whole different matter . I even forgot to add how your shoes can smeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll .

It's not about finding any article. Just type on your browser: "how important is men's sweat" and see the results for yourself. As long as I bathe on sunny days, I have no problem with sweat. It's a natural body process. You claim you use deodorant, in the actual sense, na antiperspirant you dey use. And that's even harmful. You go block sweat pores, then accumulate all the toxins into your body. Come lab and see the number of persons with "toilet infection". 98% na women. Your panties are a reservoir for Candida albicans and the likes. Men wey dey give women head dey try. Thank God for the body's immune system. Many men for don die

Chithauri:
before u point a finger look itself first. women hygiene is so delicate. vaginal disease, period hygiene, ladies that under top will wear shimi singlet and bra. the scent we have is what attract you to us.

I'm a scientist. When we want to collect HVS or ECS sample in the lab, come and see how men dey run. They have seen and smelled things. Why you think say that dog that day dey lick that lady's thing. It smelled like rotten fish

TWLifestyle:
I can already imagine how you stink , chief . Be deceiving yourself there
Men's sweat stink ten times worse than women's own , your body odour is a hundred times worse than a woman's body odour . Your bad breath is a.whole discussion on it's own - women dey try - managing you people .

Read this article
https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSN0744269320070208
Many more articles like this. Men's sweat heighten female arousal. Female sweat makes men sick. Even our sweat scent nice ... No wonder, even God Almighty and his Son, Jesus are referred to with titles such as HE. God chose to identify with men. Omo. Thank God for being born a man o

TWLifestyle:
the paternity fraud thing always makes me so happy . Nigerian men impregnate women and have whole families outside - deceiving their wives till after they die and then children will be springing out of nowhere . I am quite sure Nigerian men will be the no1 impregnators and adulterers in the whole world if they decide to do a study . Rest , abeg . Nigerian men are NOT marriage material

Make oyinbo woman no hear this talk o. They are dying to marry Nigerian men, but na yahoo yahoo and corruption of Nigerian government officials spoil show

thickkpomo:
exactly
I'm now wondering sef
Any small thing bug
I yus tire o

Them go learn. Make them go use transsion first

DissTroyer:
Jump off a cliff, Fuglyna! Nobody gives a hoot about you on this thread.

You wanted attention and touted yourself to be what life denied you of. You are ugly. Men have always treated you as such.

There's a reason why you spend all your time in photo studios hoping Photoshop would compensate for what your genetics lack.

There's a reason you can't even dare be seen without makeup photos. There's a reason you memorise all the SnapChat features there ever has been.

Accept your fate. You are ugly and I shamed you for it. Not women in general but you in particular who tried to hide behind the cloak of anonymity to portray a false image of yourself.

I bet your WhatsApp profile pictures is even a meme. That's how ugly you are.

Another reason I say generally, women are ugly. How many ladies can beat their chest that they don't have Snapchat on their phone? na so I date one babe online. She dey use Snapchat snap pics. She fine die. I finally summed up courage to travel to her state to meet her, I was shocked to the bone.
Babe is so ugly real life. That "woman" wey create Snapchat, e no go ever better for you. You created something that these women will use to be deceiving people. O wrong nau

davomaster:
The way people complain of bugs with miui on here makes me think if I'm really using a Xiaomi phone, or some people really doesn't know the meaning of bugs. I've been using Redmi note 10 pro for 3 month now and so far it's been a smooth experience. Every phone has its hiccup, even iOS isn't exempted Check if the issue you're facing can be adjusted in settings and stop staging everything bugs simple because you don't know your way around it.

No mind them. My iPhone X just off last week on its own at 30% ... If na those guys, them go say na bug. I jejely tried to on it, e come show me say no charge. I plug charger, boost am till 100. I continue use my thing. Every phone get craze head sometimes. No be everything be bug

TWLifestyle:
of course when.you think potbellies are a thing of pride why won't your wife be eyeing guys with flat bellies outside ? Men actually stink - your sweat smells so badly yet you won't still use deodorant . Bad breath nko ? Mouth smelling like you ate dead rats with your gulder. Gender thay won't wash boxers and singlets for weeks . Abegi , move .

Funny enough, na still those with potbellies married women dey knack .. like I said, if na undies matter, no undies smell and stink more than women's undies. It's a proven fact. I actually don't use deodorant or perf. I'm asthmatic sef, so perf is out of the question. But even at that, I smell good. Most women dey use the perf sef to hide body odour. I know hormones can mess up with you people's odour, but make una try dey baff well abeg

TWLifestyle:
nigerian men are a 100 times more highly unfaithful than Nigerian women .

And yet, when it comes to paternity fraud, naija comes second in the world ranking ... Just say you people know how to hide unfaithfulness better. Na man wey no dey do DNA test I dey pity

Saintmary:
Just rest, and don't you ever try calling me ugly, because you're dead wrong.

TWLifestyle:
its funny how we don't see women Insisting on men bathing , dressing up, using roll on etc if anything Nigerian men are more unkempt than Nigerian women . Women are really managing you people but your entitlement will not let you see it . Is it the potbelly most of you carry around ? A lot of you think using deodorant and moisturiser is for women , many of you do not wash your boxers in weeks , is it your red eyes and bad breath from alcohol drinking ? Yet you will be talking like you are the most attractive things on the face of the earth
Women are really trying .

You see this nonsense talk. Even with all the deodorant and moisturizers, women still smell ... Women love black undies. You know why, una dirty too much. Most ladies' rooms are so unkempt. Thank God for men o. Even with our potbellies, we still look very attractive. Heck, some have argued that they even want their men with a little potbelly. E dey fine for eye. Have you seen a woman with potbelly that isn't pregnant? She's an eye sore tbh. Men, I repeat, you don't know what God did for you in making you a man. Kneel down today and praise this God

Saintmary:
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Una no reach.
Till I'm old, grey haired by the Grace of God, toothless, with my walking stick.

Una no go ever reach.

You see, God gave me this beauty.

Una no go ever reach.

And the funny part.

I have promised myself that I will never post my picture on this Nairaland.

I repeat, you, yes you Mr bully, una no go ever reach.

Your beauty no reach man own; na wetin I dey talk since . I thank God every single day I'm a man

Saintmary:
Oga Caveman, please go and face your wife and keep your venom away from me.

Lmao. I don't expect less from ugly bitches

Lightorder:
as in the man wakes up without his powder, lipstick on or what? The the only physical difference between a man up from the bed and the one in the street is just water and a change of clothe. Without the comb , he is still good to go. Can you put the woman in this state ?

Don't mind these women blabbing here. I no remember how many times I dey even look the mirror for my room when I wan comot ... The moment I pour water, rub vaseline, I don finish be that... I go still snap pictures with them for work, and they'll be looking like what I don't know ... Men, God do work for una bodies abeg. Forget talk. Sometimes, just look yourselves in the mirror, put your kneel down afterwards, and thank the Almighty for making you a Man. Nothing is more satisfying I tell you

Mercychen:
To see my face dey hungry uuuu and I will not post iiiiiit.... Lol..

Face front abeg!

Na you ask for challenge, na you dey run. Make it make sense

Saintmary:
Women have been protecting and covering men's faults since time immemorial.

But, that foolishness has been biting women in the rear for a long time.

Imagine doing the same thing over and again hoping for different results.

Now they are thinking they are more beautiful than women, audacious much?

Women should get sense naw.

Una dey very funny o. Which faults for man una dey cover? Abi, na una no get faults wey man dey cover? I blame the men who take y'all too serious. My wife no fit come dey make this kind mouth for where I dey sha. Una fine too much, na im make Una dey patronise cosmetic stores? Una fine too much, Una still dey patronise plastic and cosmetic surgeons? Like I said, y'all rate yourselves too much

Mercychen:
You dare to ask why women age faster?

A woman's body goes through a lot of loses and changes every month of the year. Which takes a toll on her entire body

Now talk of the Antenatal changes that takes place in the same body. Coupled with her roles and duties at the home front which you men refuse to help out with and you dare to ask such a question?? SMH

How many changes does your body go through in a whole year?

You're obviously a small boy. No need engaging you on such matters.

Bye!

My mama born 3 children. My papa hardly dey do house work. She no age at all. Her sis, that is pampered by her husband, na she fat like wetin I no fit describe. It's mostly the lazy women that even look older than their age. Hardworking women still look fresh. Be hardworking and not lazy. Also, forget that hormonal shit. If you do exercises and take good self of yourself, you won't age

DissTroyer:
Let's not even go far. Even with her makeup, I would beat her in looks hands down.

Even with her SnapChat filters. Why else do you think women are heavily invested in beauty products, Snapchats, cosmetic surgeries and the likes? Most are insecure about their looks.

I bet you the MercyChen girl who was bragging about looks wouldn't take me up on the challenge I responded to.

I'd even go one step further, we could quickly do a 30-second video call (she could use an anonymous account with her username) which we would record and post so Nairalanders can view who is better-looking.

I'd deliberately choose a platform which has no filters. These women overestimate their looks, no thanks to the man simps and low self-esteem males who fawn over their studio-edited pictures on social media with filters.

I legit want to enter the challenge too. I no even too fine, but heck, for beauty, she no go see my back half. Women overestimate themselves too much. Men go just wake up, pour water for body, rub vaseline but they'll be shinning like someone enjoying life. Women will baff finish and stay 2 hours for mirror and still comot out looking ugly and smelly. Very funny

Mercychen:
That's what they call "see finish" .

Hold a sec, ... Does the woman not also see the man in the mornings with his stinking breath too? Yet she doesn't compare him even though they look uglier than women when they just wake up with their bloodshot eyes like.... amugbo .

Daddy, tell them.




Eh! If I hear??

No matter what, a man that has taken his bath for the day cannot stand a woman who just woke up. Talk more, a man that just woke up.

If you men dare, let's do a men vs women early momoh pics challenge and see who wins. If phone screens will not begin to shatter here now now with the men's pics hahahahaaaa...

Look, what you men don't know is that, we are the ones covering you.

I'm in for this challenge. Una no sabi wetin just vaseline dey do for our skin. Why do women age more than men? Even though na men die quick pass because of suffer suffer to feed family? We are too beautiful jhor.

DissTroyer:
One behalf of the men here, Mercychen, I'd take you up on the challenge.

Let's post pictures of ourselves with our faces up-close and full-length pictures.

No studio photoshoot pictures. No filters. Put on makeup if you like. But, of course, as a man I wouldn't.

For every 3 pictures of yourself you would post, I would post 5 of myself.

Are you game? Don't chicken out now.

Lmao. These women and overestimating what they claim is beauty. Men are beautiful jare

aluyapreston:
I try to make life easier for my Girl and boom it became my duty. i sweep most times, get gas, run errands and cook some meals. what she literally does is cook and i do the rest. funny thing is that i work five times harder than her and earn at least 6 times bigger depending on the month. the domestic work is almost equally shared if i do not do more sef. i do not do it to please her but because my mom taught her kids to always work. i am done with school, have a job and send money home but if i go home, i still share work with kids i am older than with 16 years. i dont complain

but with this my girl, the fact that i am always working (i write at home and she writes too but far lessser than I) and combining so much domestic work makes me fall sick and have headaches constantly. she hasnt really changed. i like her,. she is smart but i have serious doubts. no child yet, she is talking about maid. so you see, women may meet a good person and instead of appreciate them, exploit them

you see Nairaland Men ehn, not all of them are bad even they present themselves as that. i have likely attacked you once but i also have liked your posts sometimes. I resharpen my jollof rice cooking skills with your post last XMAS. the thing is that men and women have their own problem. do you know that my neighbors have noticed and have been throwing subtle digs at her. the next thing she is saying is that she hates the compound and want us to leave. Her last guy was a macho slowpoke that wakes up at 10am and demand that food be served to him and she did every single work then without complaining. so i am considering become highly toxic which i fear may have a bad effect on me and make me develop a dependency i have never had. i am just ranting right now because i had to let this out.. no vex

Why you wan let woman change you to beast? Can never be me. If you notice these things, just don't go ahead with the relationship. A partner is supposed to bring out the goodness of my soul, not turn me to a beast. If my wife gimme too much headache for marriage sef, I'm off. Nothing I crave more in this life than peace of mind. The moment such peace is absent, I'm gone

aluyapreston:
I try to make life easier for my Girl and boom it became my duty. i sweep most times, get gas, run errands and cook some meals. what she literally does is cook and i do the rest. funny thing is that i work fve times harder than her and earn at least 6 times bigger depending on the month. the domestic work is almost equally shared if i do not do more sef. i do not do it to please her but because my mom taught her kids to always work. i am done with school, have a job and send money home but if i go home, i still share work with kids i am older than with 16 years. i dont complain

but with this my girl, the fact that i am always working (i write at home and she writes too but far lessser than I) and combining so much domestic work makes me fall sick and she hasnt really changed. i like her,. she is smart but i have serious doubts. no child yet, she is talking about maid. so you see, women may meet a good person and instead of appreciate them, exploit them

Bro, you don finish talk. This is why most men don't even like helping out at home. The moment man enter kitchen to cook food one day, from that day, the lady would feel it's his duty to be doing that. Even if she be housewife, she will abscond from such duties. It's tiring. If I marry, she can bring in househelp sha. As long as the househelp is above 18, is a lady and is beautiful, I'm fine