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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Beats South African Bodybuilder Who Is A Bully (Video) by Ivanlxi(m): 8:40am On Jul 06, 2018
I so much love this

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Travel / Re: Inside Abakaliki Street Awka, Renamed Club Zone, That's Causing Uproar by Ivanlxi(m): 6:07pm On Jul 01, 2018
I work opp cofi and this street is a devil street aswear, come in the night na ashawo full there, ever busy street I have never seen. Dope sha for enjoyment guys especially Rose life Auto center... Friday till Sunday
Sports / Re: France Vs Argentina: World Cup (4 - 3) On 30th June 2018 by Ivanlxi(m): 4:31pm On Jun 30, 2018
ANOTHER GOAL COMING.... #UPFRANCE

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Sports / Re: France Vs Argentina: World Cup (4 - 3) On 30th June 2018 by Ivanlxi(m): 4:27pm On Jun 30, 2018
Goalllllll 4-2.....up France
Sports / Re: France Vs Argentina: World Cup (4 - 3) On 30th June 2018 by Ivanlxi(m): 4:25pm On Jun 30, 2018
Argentina oya ooooooo ILE YA

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Sports / Re: France Vs Argentina: World Cup (4 - 3) On 30th June 2018 by Ivanlxi(m): 4:23pm On Jun 30, 2018
Goalllllll sweet goal..... ARGENTINA GO HOME OOOOOOO
Sports / Re: France Vs Argentina: World Cup (4 - 3) On 30th June 2018 by Ivanlxi(m): 4:16pm On Jun 30, 2018
Goalllllll Up France

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: World Cup (1 - 2) On 26th June 2018 by Ivanlxi(m): 3:26pm On Jun 26, 2018
purplekayc:
Argentina will not score?

Yes
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: World Cup (1 - 2) On 26th June 2018 by Ivanlxi(m): 3:25pm On Jun 26, 2018
purplekayc:
Argentina will not score?

Yes
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: World Cup (1 - 2) On 26th June 2018 by Ivanlxi(m): 9:15am On Jun 26, 2018
Go Eagle Go 9ja......... Score NIGERIA 2-0 ARGENTINA... quote me after the match...
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: World Cup - 0 - 2 On 16th June 2018 by Ivanlxi(m): 8:34pm On Jun 16, 2018
9ja ooooooo
Sports / Re: Matthew Wolff Designed The Super Eagles 2018 World Cup Jersey by Ivanlxi(m): 7:03pm On Jun 07, 2018
MrWondah:
Olushun Francis Okafor,
Dat dude funny me lmao
Crime / Re: Handsome Cultist Shot Dead In Awka (Graphic Photos) by Ivanlxi(m): 12:05pm On May 21, 2018
izzou:
The general public is actually in support of such rampages

Keep killing yourselves brothers grin I hope vengeance is taken on those who killed him. So we can have other heads rolling with his

One down, thousands more to go


They killed 10 people yesterday in revenge I witnessed 2 in qata Junction
Celebrities / Re: Davido "Bought" A Private Jet !!! - Check His Reply by Ivanlxi(m): 7:24pm On May 09, 2018
maryjan8:
Hard work pay's
To push wheel barrow no be hard work?
Celebrities / Re: The Interior Of Kenny Blaq New Home (Photos) by Ivanlxi(m): 6:44am On May 09, 2018
thoollz:
Hardwork my brother pays. Thumbs up bro


To Load sand 4 tipper no be hard work?
Religion / Re: Who Created Satan? by Ivanlxi(m): 7:46pm On May 06, 2018
danvon:
Is that really how you see living beings like phones that can't function without someone constantly pushing it's buttons


God created living creatures not robots


Finally who created Satan
Religion / Who Created Satan? by Ivanlxi(m): 6:57pm On May 05, 2018
In a hot Argument whit my guys on who created Satan.. Plz I need answers here.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton & Hove Albion V Manchester United (1 - 0) On 4th May 2018 by Ivanlxi(m): 8:25pm On May 04, 2018
GGMU..... Second half our time..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Arsenal Europa League (1 - 0 ) On 3rd May 2018 by Ivanlxi(m): 8:59pm On May 03, 2018
Amarabae:
is Manchester United participating in it?


See this apai..... Who won the cup last season So Manchester united is use to it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Arsenal Europa League (1 - 0 ) On 3rd May 2018 by Ivanlxi(m): 8:57pm On May 03, 2018
Goalllll..... Costa D. (Griezmann A.) [ATM]

Bleep up
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Arsenal Europa League (1 - 0 ) On 3rd May 2018 by Ivanlxi(m): 8:55pm On May 03, 2018
Goalllll..... Costa D. (Griezmann A.) [ATM]

Bleep up
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Arsenal Europa League (1 - 0 ) On 3rd May 2018 by Ivanlxi(m): 8:53pm On May 03, 2018
On behalf of Manchester United fans on NAIRALAND we wish Arsenal good luck... We are behind them today ;;;

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Crime / Re: Exotic Vehicles Recovered From Car Snatching Syndicate In Anambra State. Photos by Ivanlxi(m): 8:47am On May 03, 2018
strangest:
of Usho village, Ondo State. grin cool

Very heartless people on crime
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur: FA Cup Semi-final 2 - 1 On 21st April 20 by Ivanlxi(m): 7:12pm On Apr 21, 2018
Up man United..... Some people no go sleep this night ooooo

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur: FA Cup Semi-final 2 - 1 On 21st April 20 by Ivanlxi(m): 7:07pm On Apr 21, 2018
emperormossad:
I hope Tottenham win. Those boys deserve a trophy. They've done well.


Ntoooooooorrrrrr
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur: FA Cup Semi-final 2 - 1 On 21st April 20 by Ivanlxi(m): 5:29pm On Apr 21, 2018
Man united let's go ooooooo #GGMU
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels At Igbinedion University, Slays In Short Tight Dress by Ivanlxi(m): 10:04am On Apr 06, 2018
stubbornman:
Who be that one wey stand near her wey resemble cigar wey dem use vex march


Those people can Bleep like mad.. Try dem

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Crime / Re: Police Officers And Victims Killed In The Offa Bank Robbery (Graphics Photos) by Ivanlxi(m): 9:59am On Apr 06, 2018
DonPiiko:
Very sad, I saw hell when I served in Owo, southwest is known for bank attacks


Did u witness the robbery attack of 4 banks
Phones / Re: Help! Who Else Is Experiencing This With Facebook? by Ivanlxi(m): 4:13pm On Apr 03, 2018
bolaji73:
It all started 3-days ago.was feeling like a king initially, but recently getting surprised.cant believe I can be getting more than 300 facebook request on each day.accepted all on the first day but was being careful after than when I realized that it's becoming unusual.Today,i have received more than 200.i accepted some while others were deleted.more request are still coming in even up to this moment.could see some request notifications popping up.and 80% of them are from the female folks.who else is experiencing this?



Not only u
Romance / Re: Men Beware Long Sex May Kill You by Ivanlxi(m): 3:55pm On Apr 03, 2018
huss421:
Long Sex May Kill You
*MEN BEWERE! LONG SEX MAY KILL YOU!!!*
Few week ago, I was called to see a patient. Without delay I rushed down the stairs and headed to the hospital wards.
The man was sitting in the back seat of a car that brought him. I watched him closely but there was no respiratory efforts, I went for the pulse, not palpable, no cardiac activity, pupils were dilated, fixed and unreactive to light.
I watched foam rush through the mouth and nostrils, obviously he is death still panting from the unplanned exercise I did, I felt bad I couldn't do anything for him
*God knows the best*
Out of curiosity, I wanted to know how he got to that point. The wife, a young lady in her late 30s told me they were plying when suddenly he became distressed, struggling for air and she tried to calm him all to no avail them she raised alarm for help.
I quickly asked if her husband was hypertensive and she admitted. I requested for his drugs, luckily they came with his drugs. I went through the drugs, and was able to identify some and it included; digoxin, Viagra, Lisinopril.
In my little mind I concluded the young in his late 40s "DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO THE WIFE" from heart attack.
My assumption may be right or wrong, but seeing those 2 drugs, I won't be blamed for my assumption. He may *Rest in peace to the death.*
Have you imagined why men die more?
Have you ever noticed that there are more widows then widowers? Just check in your little village, then extent it to your community and you will be surprised what you find .
I just want to pick one of the reason I feel contribute to this. I will appeal that this is solely my opinion, it may wrong or right
*SATISFYING A WOMAN* Every responsible man wants to satisfy his family and wife in terms of providing for their basic needs *and also satisfying his wife in bed.* But doing this at the expertise of the man's life is what I want to condemn
It is a common experience this days that *women openly talk about how bad their spouses are in bed, *and most times the woman makes life difficult for the man by throwing abusive worlds at him.
It is also common to see a lot of products being openly advertised and marketed for enhancement of males sexual performance
*A lot of woman are responsible for their husband's death* because of their excessive demands for sexual satisfaction, and in the bid to satisfy the woman the man take drugs that endanger his health, and their lives are cut Short.
If I may ask, *Is sexual satisfaction the basic of relationships or marriage? * Some times some woman even asks for bigger penis and my fellow man will be taking the risk to drink all sorts of drugs just to enlarge his penis to satisfy the woman
Is this not just mocking God who created you?
At the end *you may die
SATISFYING A WOMAN.*
Why not ask the woman to reduce her vagina to side you up instead?
It is important to note that a *man's asexual performance depend on a lot of factors,* such as stress, diet, medical conditions such as diabetes, and drugs such as antihypertensives, as well as relationship problems.
*How do you expect a man whom you nag, starve, embarrass in public, whom you refused to support financially, who sleeps for less than 3 hours in a day, to satisfy you asexually?
Sometimes the woman may go behind the man. Most of the times the woman will threaten to go outside for the so called satisfaction and the man will be struggling to take higher doses of the drugs to satisfy her to prevent adultery from his marriage.
But you know what? That woman you want to satisfy at the expense of your own life started having sex before the age of 12 years. She has been experiencing several sexual activities until the age of 25yrs or more before she got married.
*Before her marriage, she has experimented sex widely with many men of different expertise and energy capacies.*
Unfortunately, she married you, a single man with single capacity, but *she is already addicted to different sex experiences. *So how can you measure up just one man, to satisfy her?
Don't die in active service. Please you children, Friends, and parents will need you alive.
Don't die in the attempt to satisfy a woman asexually. *Just do what you can do* and leave the rest to God. *If you die satisfying a woman immediately after your burial other men will come and continue from where you left of.
*Our dear wives, we are begging you to help us live a little longer. If you don't want to join the WIDOWS CLUB, please help us financially, appreciate what we are trying to do for you, encourage us to do more, stop the nagging, go the extra mile to feed us well, give us peace of mind, allow us sleep at night, let the house be the home for also so that we can feel happy coming home after our daily toil, understand our health challenge, understand the side effects of drugs we are taking, protect our weaknesses, don't disgrace us to our children and your friends, and above all pray for u.*
Then we will live longer for you and your children. Our performances then will also improve when you make us feel appreciated
Men please do not harm yourself in any way by trying to prove that you are a man.
Research has proved that ejaculating 2-13 minutes is OK. If you can go higher without drugs better but do not take drugs that will demage your heart.
NOTE THAT IT IS NORMAL AND To EJACULATE WITHIN 2 MINUTES OF INTERCOURSE.
In fact it is natural with several men to ejaculate fast during the first intercourse so don't take any drugs for premature ejaculation, its not a disease to be treated.
The 2nd and 3rd rounds usually take longer before ejaculation.
Attempt to take drugs to stay on a woman for longer time may kill you and leave the woman for another man. It may kill you prematurely so be very careful many men died tying to satisfy women. *They DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO WOMAN.
May God help us




May kill u too
Crime / Re: Man Dies After Overdosing On 'Gutter Water', An Illicit Drug Combination by Ivanlxi(m): 12:33pm On Apr 03, 2018
Thats hw I mixed my own finish my friend come join me they take base on say his head strong na so my guy lose voice for 4 days... He will be saying something and u will nt hear him.. Since den my guy begging fear me
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 3) On 1st April 2018 by Ivanlxi(m): 5:07pm On Apr 01, 2018
Oya let's go there Tottenham Hotspur..... CHELSEA 1-2 TOTTENHAM

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