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Jokes EtcHilarious! Man Begs Trump To Deport His Uncle To Nigeria by Ivanlxi(op): 7:59pm On Nov 08, 2016
A Nigerian Facebook user, Young Henry has asked Republican Party nominee, Donald Trump to deport his uncle if he becomes the next President of the United States.






According to Gossip Mill Nigeria, the young man wants his uncle deported because he has lived in US for 30 years without keeping in touch with his family in Nigeria.


“Donald trump pls win and deport my uncle who has been in america for the past 30 years money he no get house he no build come dey farm for africa he no wan com na so so yea men yea men he dey talk.”

RomanceEx-miss Anambra Chidinma Okeke Gets Invitation From Top Foreign Porn Site by Ivanlxi(op): 9:19am On Nov 07, 2016
Following the brouhaha that have accompanied the lesbian sex tape of ex- Miss Anambra, Chidinma Okeke, an international porn site has invited the former beauty queen.



The porn site, @xvideoscom recently took to their Twitter page to ask about who the pretty queen is. They did not waste time in letting everyone know that they do no mind having her as a cast in their upcoming shoot. ”Who is Miss Chidinma Okeke? She should join us for our next casting,” the handle tweeted.


There have been so much going on for the former beauty queen since videos of her having sex with a lady and using cucumber to stimulate herself , got on the internet. At first, she denied, saying it was not her in the video but when the part 2 of the video was released with her face showing clearly, things took new turns.


There are insinuations that the part 3 of the sex video which is one hour long and ‘more brutal’ than the first two videos, will soon be released to the public. This is because the people leaking the videos are still angry with the beauty queen for not living up to a said agreement.






Nawa oh!
See the conversation between the porn site and @Ameborhq below:

Nairaland GeneralRe: Lady With Four Fingers Cause Twitter Meltdown... (photos) by Ivanlxi(m): 9:17pm On Nov 06, 2016
I can as well show my 4 fingers,, stupid pple

Jokes EtcAbeg Who Is More Dangerous???? by Ivanlxi(op): 3:30pm On Nov 06, 2016
Who is more dangeroushuh

Jokes EtcRe: Caption This Hilarious Chiwetalu Agu Pic by Ivanlxi(m): 4:41pm On Oct 29, 2016
Lol
PoliticsRe: How Obanikoro, Others Airlifted N1.2bn Cash For Fayose – Bank Official by Ivanlxi(m): 10:00am On Oct 28, 2016
Sai baba
PoliticsRe: INEC Names Jimoh Ibrahim PDP Governorship Candidate For Ondo Election by Ivanlxi(m): 9:42am On Oct 28, 2016
FOLYKAZE:
Jimoh cannot do anything here. He is not respected at his Igbotako where he hailed from. And mind you, Oke and Jimoh are both Ikale. Even while Oke can get some pocket of vote from Ese odo and Ilaje, people there will vote for there son who happen to be Aketi Deputy. They wont vote for Oke who was OSOPADEC chairman and did nothing. So the south senetorial vote is divided and Jimoh cannot have 20% from there. I give Aketi 50% in the south senetorial district which will come from Odigbo and Irele. The two LGA are not going to vote for Jimoh. I can assure you PDP is dead here. To nail it all, Oke name is missing in the participant list when it was updated last.


Central district has the chunk. They got the back of Eyitayo and they will never support Jimoh. He can spend all he have but that wont change the fact that he will lost. Central is going for Aketi.


The North is in the pulse of Aketi. On Nov 26, I see Jimoh coming third. Agunloye is coming second and Aketi is having the day
U nail am shikina!!!
CelebritiesRe: Hilarious!!! Nigerian Lady Recreates Davido, Rihanna, Bob Risky..... by Ivanlxi(op): 2:10pm On Oct 27, 2016
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CelebritiesHilarious!!! Nigerian Lady Recreates Davido, Rihanna, Bob Risky..... by Ivanlxi(op): 2:08pm On Oct 27, 2016
Nigerian lady, based in the United Kingdom, Ify known as @mummyndioha on Instagram has become the new internet sensation after she recreated the looks of celebrities like Mercy Johnson, Genevieve Nnaji, Davido, Rihanna, Bobrisky and others, then posted it online.

photos below:

FamilyImagine!!!!!!!!!! by Ivanlxi(op): 7:21am On Oct 27, 2016
Imagine your mum left your dad when you were just 8 months old because He had no money. Your dad remarried a lady because He needed someone who will take care of you. So when u grew up, due to the financial state of the house, your step mum sold her wrappers so that she could sponsor your education. Luckily you graduated as a medical doctor, owned ur hospital. One day due to your good medical services, your hospital was crowded with patients, all the bed has been occupied, leaving only a single bed. An emergency occurred due to an accident which your real mum and ur step mum was involved and both was brought to ur hospital. who will u admit? Your biological mum / Or your step mum.??
(The situation permits you to choose just one.). Please don't ignore the question. Pass it round and see what people feel is d right thing 2 do.....but answer me first!!..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea : EFL Cup (2 - 1) On 26th October 2016 by Ivanlxi(m): 8:28pm On Oct 26, 2016
Up up westHam
HealthRe: Do You Know The Benefits Of Sleeping On Your Left Side? Check Them Here! by Ivanlxi(op): 7:58pm On Oct 25, 2016
6. Reinforces the functioning of the spleen

The spleen is the organ in charge of destroying old blood cells, producing new ones and also forming a new blood reserve. It is part of the lymphatic system, and it provides immunity to the body.



After knowing these facts you would probably sleep tonight on your left side.
HealthRe: Do You Know The Benefits Of Sleeping On Your Left Side? Check Them Here! by Ivanlxi(op): 7:57pm On Oct 25, 2016
5. Decreases heartburn


The Journal of Clinical Gastroenterology announced sleeping on the left side of the body, due to effects of gravity, reduces symptoms of gastro-esophageal reflux.
HealthRe: Do You Know The Benefits Of Sleeping On Your Left Side? Check Them Here! by Ivanlxi(op): 7:56pm On Oct 25, 2016
4. Improves the resting of pregnant women
Among other benefits we find it helps improving circulation through fetus and kidneys. It also relieves backaches, helps the blood flow through the uterus and prevents its pressure on the liver.

HealthRe: Do You Know The Benefits Of Sleeping On Your Left Side? Check Them Here! by Ivanlxi(op): 7:52pm On Oct 25, 2016
3. Befits your heart


Sleeping in this position helps to decrease blood pressure because gravity helps circulation through aorta artery. That’s why many doctors suggest pregnant women should sleep on their left side to improve the heart performance.
HealthRe: Do You Know The Benefits Of Sleeping On Your Left Side? Check Them Here! by Ivanlxi(op): 7:50pm On Oct 25, 2016
2. Helps the lymphatic system
The left side of the body is the dominant lymphatic side, therefore sleeping on that side contributes to filter wastes and fluids through lymph nodes.

HealthRe: Do You Know The Benefits Of Sleeping On Your Left Side? Check Them Here! by Ivanlxi(op): 7:50pm On Oct 25, 2016
2. Helps the lymphatic system
The left side of the body is the dominant lymphatic side, therefore sleeping on that side contributes to filter wastes and fluids through lymph nodes.

HealthRe: Do You Know The Benefits Of Sleeping On Your Left Side? Check Them Here! by Ivanlxi(op): 7:48pm On Oct 25, 2016
1. Improves digestion


Sleeping on the left side of your body is better for digestion because the influence of gravity helps the whole process. Positioning on your left side helps food wastes moving from the small intestine to the colon and also helps the stomach and pancreas to be in their natural place, which helps enzymes and gastric juices to concentrate on that side.

HealthDo You Know The Benefits Of Sleeping On Your Left Side? Check Them Here! by Ivanlxi(op): 7:46pm On Oct 25, 2016
We all know how many hours we should sleep and how many hours would be enough. What maybe we don’t know is that when we sleep quantity is not the only important thing, quality also matters. It has been recently proved the position how we sleep affects our rest hours.

Recent studies demonstrated sleeping on the left side of our body improves our sleep and health. This hypothesis regarding our sleep position has its origin in the ancient and traditional medicine system from India: the Ayurveda.


This theory supports that sleeping on our left side improves digestion, back problems, and heart’s performance, according to with the distribution of our organs. Here we describe the benefits of sleeping on your left side, but in the case of some serious health conditions, you must always consult your doctor.

CultureRe: SAD! Multi-millionaire Eze Ndigbo Dies Two Months After Being Crowned (photo) by Ivanlxi(op): 2:38pm On Oct 24, 2016
Lazo22:
Op Dis place b like obituary section. Or na ur family member? angry angry
na my family member nw
CultureSAD! Multi-millionaire Eze Ndigbo Dies Two Months After Being Crowned (photo) by Ivanlxi(op): 2:30pm On Oct 24, 2016
Nigerian multi-millionaire and renowned
exporter, Eze Ndigbo of Malaysia, Chief
Izuchukwu Nwajiaku has died in his sleep
less than two months after being crowned.




Eze Ndigbo who was reported dead over the
weekend, was crowned in August 2016 and
left behind his wife and three children.
Someone close to him Nadis Justin
Emechebe, took to his Facebook handle to
break the news about his death by posting
the picture of him with the caption: “ I couldn’t believe he is gone when I first
heard the news so I had to make a proper
verification before making a condolence post
because he is one of the greatest Igbo man in
Malaysia and he was crowned the Eze Ndi
Igbo in Malaysia this year. With my heart full
of sorrow and despair, I personally announces
the untimely and sudden death of our brother,
father, husband and friend Eze ndi Igbo na
Malay, Chief Izuchukwu Nwajiaku, Afu enyi
amalu enyi na Ozubulu, Ogalanya a na eli ego
ya o na eme. Rest in Peace Onwa”




However, the cause of death still remains
unknown.

PoliticsOndo 2016: Tension As Ijaw Leaders Give Mimiko 48 Hours Ultimatum by Ivanlxi(op): 11:17am On Oct 24, 2016
– Some political leaders from the Ijaw speaking area of Ondo state has rejected Hon. John Ola Mafo as deputy governorship candidate


– The group gave Governor Olusegun Mimiko of Ondo state and the leadership of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) an ultimatum to withdraw Mafo and replace him with an indigene of Ese-Odo

– The angry leaders of the PDP have shown determination to work for the achievement of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Chief Rotimi Akeredolu





Some political leaders from the Ijaw speaking area of Ondo state has rejected Hon. John Ola Mafo as deputy governorship candidate





Some political leaders from the Ijaw speaking area of Ondo state given Governor Olusegun Mimiko an ultimatum of 48 hours to withdraw Hon. John Ola Mafo as deputy governorship candidate, Leadership reports. In a statement signed by a leader of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), from Ese- Odo, Hon Sunday Tundigha, has faulted the emergence of Mafo saying it challenged political fairness. They asked for Mafo to be replaced with an indigene of Ese-Odo The statement read in parts: ”Our local government is the only Ijaw speaking local government and had delivered over thousand votes for the PDP in the last presidential and National Assembly elections with over ninety percent.
“We were however, surprised that the leadership of the party decided to turn logic on it by giving the deputy governorship slot to a local government without any voting value for the PDP. This is more so that AD’s Olusola Oke is from the same local government. This defies logic and every known political justice. ”We are therefore giving Governor Olusegun Mimiko and the leadership of the PDP forty eight hours from now,to withdraw Mafo and replace him with an indigene of Ese-Odo. Anything short of this will result to mass defection from the party.”

The angry leaders of the PDP have shown determination to work for the achievement of the All Progressives Congress (APC) , Chief Rotimi Akeredolu.


He said all their supporters are set to mobilize for Chief Rotimi Akeredolu of the APC before the expiration of the ultimatum because his running mate, Hon. Agboola Ajayi, the ambassadorial nominee, Barrister Sola Iji as well as the senior technical adviser to the minister of state for agriculture, Mr Donald Ojogo are distinguished sons of our local government. One of the deputy governorship hopefuls from the local government prior Mafo’s emergence, Chief Pere Ganfo has also warned that the PDP might face dire electoral consequences over the decision it took against Ese-Odo.

“Honestly, since the announcement of Mafo, I have received several complaints from our people who feel short changed, used and dumped. They are unhappy because the party did not deem it needful to consider our current electoral value to the PDP. “It means we are not needed in the party. But as a party man, I have been trying to assuage their feelings trying to calm them but I doubt if I will continue to have such capacity to do that, and you know what that means,” Ganfo said.

Ahead of the forthcoming governorship elections, the Ondo state chapter of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) on Wednesday, October 12, forwarded the name of Prince John Ola Mafo to the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) as the running mate of Eyitayo Jegede. This is in line with the directive of INEC that the issues bordering on withdrawal and replacement of candidates would elapse today, October 12, 2016.

SportsRe: Four Interesting Facts About Mourinho’s Defeat To Chelsea by Ivanlxi(op): 10:12am On Oct 24, 2016
Wizzyblack3:
I invited a Utd fan over to watch the match with me, he's gone after the 4th goal but he left his phone behind. Now i can't find my Dstv remote.
Lol
CelebritiesRe: Royalty! See Oba Of Benin’s Exclusive Ride Which Cots A Whooping N131m (photos) by Ivanlxi(op): 9:45am On Oct 24, 2016
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CelebritiesRoyalty! See Oba Of Benin’s Exclusive Ride Which Cots A Whooping N131m (photos) by Ivanlxi(op): 9:43am On Oct 24, 2016
[quote[When your king has taste![/quote]Here are the photos of the exclusive ride of the newly installed Oba of Benin kingdom, Oba Ewuare II, – A brand new 2016 Rolls Royce phantom. The car was launched at the thanks giving ceremony which took place at holy Arousa. A quick research shows that an average Rolls Royce costs an average of $417,825 ( N131,510,418m at the official rate and about N189.2m at the black market rate).

Hmnn, don’t you wish you were the Oba of Benin right now?


See photos below:

SportsRe: Four Interesting Facts About Mourinho’s Defeat To Chelsea by Ivanlxi(op): 9:31am On Oct 24, 2016
4. Red Devils poor record against the Blues


The defeat on Sunday, October 23, makes it the 11th attempt the Red Devils have been unable to conquer the Blues as the last win for the Old Trafford club was in October 2012 by 3 – 2 at the same venue.

SportsRe: Four Interesting Facts About Mourinho’s Defeat To Chelsea by Ivanlxi(op): 9:29am On Oct 24, 2016
3. The second time a Mourinho side will concede four or more goals



Mourinho’s defeat at Stamford Bridge will be the second time in the Premier League the former Real Madrid coach will be conceding four or more goals since starting his coaching career in England. In the 2015/16 Mourinho’s Chelsea lost to Tottenham by 5 – 3 at White Hart Lane.

SportsRe: Four Interesting Facts About Mourinho’s Defeat To Chelsea by Ivanlxi(op): 9:27am On Oct 24, 2016
2. United’s worse start to a season

Under the tutelage of the Portuguese tactician, the Red Devils have had their worse start of a new campaign since the 2014/15 season. United are seventh on the table with 14 points, the same position they occupied under the guidance of Louis Van Gaal.

SportsFour Interesting Facts About Mourinho’s Defeat To Chelsea by Ivanlxi(op): 9:25am On Oct 24, 2016
Jose Mourinho’s 0 – 4 defeat to his former club Chelsea has gathered certain facts around the Portuguese professional managerial career. Though the former FC Porto boss has been Stamford Bridge’s most successful coach in their history but his poor strings of result for Manchester United has further put a dent in the 53-year-old’s colourful record.


Here are four facts about Mourinho managerial record after losing to Chelsea


1. Heaviest deafeat as coach

Apart from the 0 – 5 loss suffered in the hands of Barcelona in 2010 as Real Madrid manager, Mourinho’s second heaviest defeat was inflicted by Antonio Conte by a four- goal margin with goals from Pedro, Gary Cahil, Eden Hazard and N’Golo Kante.

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