₦airaland Forum

Not surprised.

APC is indeed bringing CHANGE. A 'change' so evil that it stinks to the high heavens.

Gosh! If hatred could kill, GEJ would be dead and buried by now.

GMB is yet to claim that result. Very smart of him...

But the 'question' still remains unanswered.

Its now ''PDP'' and not ''hoodlums''?

Western intervention is bad news. Nigeria can handle this.

So, people can boldly comment on a thread without actually reading it? What is this country turning into?

pressplay55:
Dare to be a Nigerian

If you support PDP, you are paid to do so and
apparently a thief;

But if you support APC, you are a patriot who is
fighting for Nigeria.

If an APC governor award a km of road for
N1.2billion, he is prudent and God sent;

If a PDP governor award same km of road for
N500million, he is a thief.

If Fani Kayode joins PDP, he is bastard;

If Atiku joins APC, he is a democrat.

If Jonathan spends N7billion for his office par
year, he is a criminal;

If Fashola spend same amount in a year, he is a
saint.

If Akpabio approves N200Million as pension, he
must be stoned;

If Fashola approved N300million for Tinubu he
is a change agent.

If you cancelled toll gate as PDP government,
you are an enemy of progress;

But if you build a road in Lagos, with tax payers
money and till the road, you are genius.

If you increase school feed as PDP government,
you must be crucified;

If you do same as APC government, there must
be a reason, cuz Education is not cheap
anywhere in the world.

If you share Okada to the poor as PDP, you are
poor peoples enemy;

If you ban Okada after election as an APC
government, you are only helping the poor to
stay alive, so you mean well.

If you single handedly make your daughter a
market woman leader in APC state, it is for the
progress of the people;

But if your wife is made a permanent secretary
in your state by your state government of PDP,
you are a greedy fellow.

If you spend N16billion on electricity without
power and then support APC, you a navigator;

If you raise N500million through unbundling of
same power, you are clueless.

If you fail to pay your workers for a month, but
in APC, it is not your fault but someone up
there;

But if you failed to pay your worker for a month
and still in PDP, you are wicked human being.

If you force your family, in-law and girlfriends
as senators and lawmakers on the rest of the
party members, you a progressive leader;

But if you act like you don't care in PDP, you are
dullard

If you tried to get a third term fraudulently by
bribing the legislatures but failed, then support
APC, you are democrat and the father of the
nation;

If you try to get a constitutional second term in
PDP, without their blessings, you an ingrate and
silly.

In their time we had Halliburton scandal, ID
card scandal, Siemens scandal, we have subsidy
scam scandal, we have national stadium
contract scandal, we have health budget
financial scam, aviation sector scam, we had
power sector scandal. How many people did he jail to prove he fought corruption? Rather EFCC
was his big stick against his perceived enemies.

In their time we had a sitting governor
kidnapped by a thug working for the president.
We had a whole region of the country rigged in
favor of his party. Morris Ibekwe, a wanted
international fraud star won election under PDP.

Those who stole Nigerians blind under PDP;
Atiku, Obasanjo, Baraje, Saraki, Wammako,
Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Oyinlola, Segun Oni,
Okorocha, Ngige, Adeleke, El Rufai, etc, are
today the same people financing APC and
calling for "CHANGE".

Flashback to 1999, who were these people?
Billionaires ? They where nobody. Today, they
spend billions and no one dare to ask a
question. If you do you are enemy of progress.

They started with "New PDP" when that didn't
fly, they joined a cult group called ACN to
become APC. Same character with different
name.

Sometimes it is better not to be a Nigerian than
to be a confused and ignorant one.

PLEASE GIVE CREDIT TO THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR OF THIS POST WHEN YOU'RE QUOTING.
''KNIGHTS TEMPLER'' IS HIS NAME.

I don't understand the reason for the hypocritical outrage i'm seeing here. APC started the trend forgetting that 'the evil men do, live with them'. Please endure every insult with pride or God will punish you severely for every abuse and insult you meted (and are still metting) out on GEJ and his wife.

Jbluv55:
Sorry dear, some days are like that . But I heard that KingTom has been taking good care of you .

Which Kingtom? The person that has been running away from me?

Good morning.

dre11:
Which side of the bed did u sleep

Or the supporting system didnt perform its function ni

I slept on the right side, thank you.

Good morning.

KingTom:
I do not know the time but I want to apologise if I have offended you

Well... How am i supposed to remain angry with you when you smile like that?

KingTom:
Neither am I, I pulled your seat back and ordered my roasted dove and you asked for grilled chicken, my order came and you were nowhere to be found how do you think that makes me feel

You're trying to pass on the guilt to me but i'm not ready to accept it.

What time was this?

dre11:
Just because u want me to complete the sentence u have to twist ur neck

Em
What's making u twist the neck self

I have a stiff neck today...woke up with it as a matter of fact

Jbluv55:
Haha boring ke? Why na?

That's just how today's been.

KingTom:
hmmmmmmm you ran away from me yesterday na

I'm not laughing...

dre11:
That would have being a better answer na


U just like winning us like.......

Winning like...

KingTom:
Nothing out of the ordinary

Kingtom, what happened yesterday?

Jbluv55:
The Lady Ivanspring, how has your day been?

Boring...

dre11:
That's no excuse ma
Because it's aren't politics there

Well, i still don't want to get involved.

KingTom:
How can I make you disappear na? My one and only Ivanspring
Btw: I wan nominate you for Miss Nairaland o

Please don't oh...i don't want to go into nairaland politics

So how are you doctor? Anything interesting happened at work today?

KingTom:
Modified! Fixed!! Repaired!!!
Goodmorning

I don't blame you You didn't tell me that your pastime was magic...since it took you a simple waive of your magic wand to make all your wrongs right again.

I don dey fear you...before you make me disappear too.

Good morning house.

Jbluv55 how you dey? Kingtom abandoned me last night oh...

Jbluv55:
Here you go ma'am .

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Thank you...

Ah ah! Where's my date?

KingTom:
Yes Jbluv55 I'll have my usual Tatanbara and the lady will make her order

I'll have...salad and grilled chicken and another glass of water.

Jbluv55:
You're welcome ma'am . And I see your date is here now so I still remain @ your service

Yes yes...we'll be needing you soonest

KingTom:
Hmmmmm tell me about today

My day...began well...and i believe will end well.

Shall we order? I'm farmished

KingTom:
***Adjudsts her seat****
May I

Thank you
*takes her seat*

MODIFIED
I'll be right back

KingTom:
Okay I'm waiting

I'm back! Oya be a gentleman, i want to sit down...

KingTom:
I sat very well, how are you dear?

I'm very well, thanks and you?

KingTom:
***Arrives***
Sorry I'm late

I must have nodded off waiting for you...and my stomach is filled with water. I need to use the ladies'...

Jbluv55:
Hehehe . I quite understand what you mean ma'am .

*pours water in a glass for her*

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Thanks