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Jbluv55:
Here you go ma'am

https://mylovelyquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/A-big-tea-cup-for-giant-man.jpg

Thank you...

Jbluv55:
Buhehehehe . TomTom nko? That would have been a better nick o

Where's my 'jug' of tea Jb?

KingTom:
No ma

So if i suddenly fell ill at the bar, you would do nothing?

dre11:
There will never be a problem because we are her to create a solution to what ever problem that do cross our ways

My problems plenty oh Are you positive about finding solutions to all of them?

KingTom:
Thanks dear

Good evening Dr, do you own an e-clinic?

Jbluv55:
Morning IvanSpring . Hope you slept well?

I did, thanks.

I just noticed i typed TomKing instead of KingTom

dre11:
I guess u did see the meme that accompanied the post

Ok. No problem

dre11:
What have u to say.....
Because

Because what?

dre11:
Talking with u


U fill the gaps with what suit u

Hmmm...

dre11:
It's a phrase we have come to know and it's fixed
I guess it because it signal the end of a working week

and the beginning of...

Good morning Jbluv55, Tomking.

Good morning house...

dre11:
Morning sweetie

It's was mah own turn yesterday
I hope ure cool

TGIF

Good morning dear.

Why do people always thank God its Friday?

Jbluv55:
Of course there is ma'am .

*whispers to her*....shall I bring lokili?

What's that please? I hope i'll not have running stomach

Jbluv55:
Would you be needing a cup or something else dear?

Is there anything i can take with it?

Jbluv55:
It tastes like fanta orange .

*serves her*

https://naijatreks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Palmwine_terrakulture_Naijatreks.jpg

Ah ah! Will i drink it like that?

Jbluv55:
Hahahaha . Ok na . Shall I fetch you palmwine so that you can continue with the ministry

Okay. Though i don't know what it tastes like but...let me have it with whatever goes with it

Jbluv55:
Aha!!! So you must be the founder of the Palmwine Tappers Association then .

Noooo Not me oh. That would be my seniors in those days

Jbluv55:
I didn't learn anything really because we were in the north and there was a shortage of peeps to speak the language with. I just learnt a few funny words which I'm not even sure I can remember now

How has your day been?

My day's been quite stressful... And your's?

KingTom:
My dear I'm sorry I had to go on a short break Please forgive me

You are forgiven

KingTom:
Are you still giving me the silent treatment?

Well, your sin is that you abandoned our discussion...and me!

Jbluv55:
Buhehehehe . Kabiyesi o .

*dashes in and out with a KingTom sized cup of tea *

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Jbluv, i like that size of cu...jug Please endeavour to fill it with Tea tomorrow for me

Jbluv55:
How come you know how they whistle? Or are you one?

Well, as a junior in the secondary school, whenever we whistled, one senior student would ask us why we were whistling like palmwine tappers So i started asking the same of people around me too

Jbluv55:
I be omo Yoruba o . My closest pal (late now sadly ) while I was in the North was from Akwa Ibom .

How sad...i hope you learnt enough good phrases?

KingTom:
Mma mma mesiere amedi

I'm not speaking with you at the moment

Jbluv55:
Buhehehehe . Suspect ke? What I do na?

Where are you from?

Jbluv55:
Hehe . Oya sionkpo daara

Hmm! Jbluv I'm beginning to suspect you oh!

Afo to sionkpo...

Jbluv55:
Good morning miss Calabar . I suppose you must have a good grasp of the language too abi?

Yes, i do.

Jbluv55:
*responds apologetically*....Good evening ma'am

Good morning...again

dre11:
Which of the piece did interest u





U just breezed in yesterday. ..... I was thinking if u had a stress day.. ......yesterday

I found all three options interesting.

Seems you're in the spirit. You are right, I was really tired yesterday.

Jbluv55:
*passes by while whistling*....interesting

Why are you whistling like a palmwine tapper

dre11:
Hum!! !!!!!!

If u wanna visit me check me at lag
If u wanna just poke at me come down to Ibadan





If u can't do any if the two.. ..
See me here in Nairaland

Interesting...