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Dorrobucci:
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No, I mean delibrately!

I guess that one touch will catapult you to the left hand side of God in heaven. Congrats.

Dorrobucci:
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Oh! That won't be a problem. I will only it once

You mean accidentally of course!

piicity:
Are you sure

Who be this? Can't you see i'm having a conversation here?

Dorrobucci:
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Lol...seriously it will make a good comedy. .

What if i touch it gently again why you're trying to remove ur hands 4rm me... What will be ur reaction again?

No. You won't touch again. How would you when i'm not encouraging you? My dear, there'll be no room for that.

Dorrobucci:
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Hahaha .

What if i touch it and be fast enough to hold ur hand b4 the slap nko? You go headbutt me?

Headbutt? No. My head is too fragile for that
I'll simply look at you with all the anger i can muster and snatch my hand away.

Sounds like a movie doesn't it?

Dorrobucci:
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And what will be your reaction?

First and foremost, i don't sit carelessly in public, not even when on trousers. Now, the only possible ''accidental exposure'' would be my boobs.

For you to touch me, you'll need to get close to me. That act alone will draw my attention to you even before you can act on your fantasy. By the time you get close to the point of stretching forth your hand to touch...one or all of these three things will happen,

1. Get hold of your hand before it gets to it's destination
2. Scream
3. Give you a resounding slap

Dorrobucci:
By touching the exact spot politely.

For once, I agree with the man.

kay1one2:
Olodo no good!

It's not about being olodo. Can't you see a ''Nobody'' posting on this thread? If i deactivate my account now, I won't be able to do that.

animalz:



I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU ARE INTELLIGENT, NOT UNTIL I SAW THIS RUBBISH YOU JUST WRITE

IMBEC1LE ARE MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU.



MOSQUITO BRAIN

Iyami!!!

Horlufemi:
Barcaboy only wants to do to baba what opposition did to the "America knows" clueless man.

He's only acting on a revenge mission. For me Buhari hasn't done much and he still need at least 100 days to crictize/praise him. If you crictize/praise baba now it means ur a kid and you shouldn't be talking politics.

Barcanista talks/thinks like a 4 year old.

Oga, Mr Barcanista is responding to Alhaji Lai Mohammed who stated that the present administration (barely a month old) has performed better than GEJ's entire 5years in office.

nicklaus40:
When they start comparing three weeks with 5 years den u knw gej really failed

Who started the comparison? Barcanista or Lai Mohammed?

dustmalik:

You look like someone i may have seen in Abj. Are you friends with Abisola, Hasiya and Chinyere? From UniAbj, Gwags?

Nope.

Someone wants a piece of the national cake.

Following the constitution and fulfilling a promise are two different things. A promise is a promise. However, let's give GMB time. He's barely a week old in office.

In addition to their native names which will be given by their father, Boys: Keith and Kyle Girls: Vanessa and Wendy
Popemax...

It's the law of karma. Deal with it.

Topics like this really annoy me. Op 'begging' isn't enough, I think you should add 'while prostrating and wailing, ' as well to your topic.
''Begs'' indeed. Nonsense!

Benzzle:
am not shameless like you....political prostitute

And what will you call the likes of Ameachi, Atiku, Rochas and co? Political virgins?

I watched the program too. It was very embarrassing to see a whole state governor speak like a motor pack tout.

None of the above

And how is that his business?

Really?

I knew the article would not be complete without GEJ's name being mentioned.

Well...let me think about it

When will you men stop judging women? The bible says, 'judge not that ye be not judged'.
If I were Jesus, men would only get what they sowed. If as a man, you slept with 50 women, then it is only fair and just that you meet and marry a woman who has also slept with 50 men. If you're virgin, you marry a virgin. If you're not a virgin, don't look for one to marry. Simple.

Op, The answer to your question depends on the number of women you have slept with.

That's their pride talking. They can't believe 'he actually blocked me!' The shock of realizing they weren't in charge afterall quickly turns into embarrassment followed by outrage and then anger.