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dre11:
How do one sleep typing self

Its possible because it has happened to me before. Why would i joke with this?

Jbluv55:
What kinda dance can you do?

I can't dance. I thought you'd give me a few lessons...

dre11:
That's a lie
Because have not say anything out of the ordinary here that would make any lady break ur e-neck

What's a lie sweetheart? I don't remember asking if anything was true or false... Though I'm glad you're not denying that 'they' do exist.

dre11:
The day u step into this thread
Did I just typed that?

Don't tell me you were sleep typing or were you?

Jbluv55:
Thank you pastor . Meaning I now have 3 pastors(You, Luxanne and Obinoscopy) to help in joining me and my sweetheart .

Great. So what kind of dance do you do?

dre11:
With u bah mah side
I know all is well

You want all your e- girlfriends to break my e- neck abi?

Jbluv55:
Of course I do ma'am but....erm.....it depends on the kinda dance sha

What kind then...?

Jbluv55:
Hehe . The 'human cover' isn't by my side right now but soon I pray

Not only praying, take steps to find her too. God will work with you and not for you. That's the faith and works principle. Pray and Act by faith.

Yeah yeah, i don turn pastor now..

Jbluv55:
Yes of course!!! We would normally have dance night and club till dawn

Ok nice. Do you dance?

dre11:


Pls do make me have faith
I hope u will revive it


And I can't find neighy now

It is well.

Jbluv55:
Chai!!! So so sorry ma'am, na this EMPTYHEN security man dey hold me for NL gate since o

Sorry eh...no mind emptyhen. I just want to know if you have any special 'stuff' for friday nights?

dre11:
Ehehehehe
I guess it will take eternity before...........


Did u state ur request to him in black and white

Dr dre...you have no faith

Yes i did.

dre11:


U keep coming up with words to scare me
But am not scared
Am just motivated by every words that makes a phrase in ur lines
Am pushed to experience it by every phrase that makes a clause in it

Am not deterred by every clause u aggregate to make a scary statement







So lady shoot

Hmmm...i see that you are very brave. We'll see about that...

However, i need to have a word with jbluv55. I asked him a question and i'm yet to get a reply.

dre11:
Can u resist a kiss that gives u life?

When did kisses become life giver?

dre11:
Then shoot
Because I wanna know how long can u keep the steam on before I do reach mah breaking point





Notes
I have a very high resistance to stimulation

It will only be a matter of seconds.

Its not called 'magic touch' for nothing. Your 'resistance' won't even stand a chance

dre11:
Why do u wanna know if I do indulge in that actions when ur there?

Why won't i when you clearly stated you didnt lack in that area?

bmoses:
From the depth of my Heart i seriously need advice because am confuse, plsss

Indeed you are confused...you say you don't want to be a second wife, yet you ask for advice for people to convince you to be a man's second wife.

dre11:
Can't u connect the dots?

Why would i want to stress myself so?

dre11:
Give me guarantee and not just words


Just try and let see if I could withstand it
But I can't guarantee mah reactions to those touch if it becomes steaming

My word is all you need.

Well...60per cent of the magic is in the steam. Its either you can withstand it or not.

Jbluv, any Friday night specials?

dre11:
Just to prevent ladies for having a go at mah purse

Let see the magic touch at work then

Don't worry, your purse is safe with me.

My magic touch...are you certain yo can withstand it?

dre11:
Didn't u tell me it's was 20times?


******that means u were there and.. .......**********

And what?

dre11:
How did u know its 20times a day?

Didn't you just tell that you indulge in kissing many times a day?

dre11:


I hope u can match ur words with actions of finding where mah pocket is


If mah pocket is located at the third leg.. ... Will u ever touch it there

My dear, even if your pocket is inside your 'fourth' leg, i will find it 'IF I SO DESIRE'. I've got the magic touch


By the way, why would your pocket be located in your third leg?

dre11:
U try it and u will figure out how hard is it to locate mah pocket


Because the location of mah pocket is different from others

Really...then you don't know who you've been chatting with... because i'm a pocket finder
No pocket can hide from me.

dre11:
Did u see any dirt on me?


******* Pls do help me clean it*****

Dre11, are you denying that you've been lip locking at least 20times daily?

dre11:
Never mind
That's if u know the way to mah pocket sha

Is it that difficult to find?

dre11:
Don't u think u might be waiting for confirmation of ur earlier stand

We'll keep going around this question until you answer me...so why not come clean?

Jbluv55:
Hehe . It would have been real nice if I had a 'human cover' wrapped around me .

*serves her*

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Thank you. *digs in*

Who are you trying to fool that you don't have 'human cover cloth'?

dre11:
Mah plans aren't much
Thinking of going to the bank self


Someone need some cash for the weekend

Hmmm...hope you won't 'care' if i 'chop' your money this weekend?