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I have fired my partner only last week, but I can choose to give out an hamper to the less privilage!

This yeye omonidrator could not summarise dis passage, but placing it on front page..

Sijo01:
Amen! it will get to your turn soonest too.

Amen, I claim it!!!

Sijo01:
Life na turn by turn.

Turn by Turn oooh, na so life e' be .... You here; don't worry it will get to ur turn soonest!

otokx:
What is Ogogolo?

push me, I push you or Sapele water h20!

Can you also help in writting a killer Statement of Purpose!

misszionboo:
Is there any one 4 niagara college may 2015. Pls halla

@ misszionboo - wen you applied to Niagara college, were you told to pay half the tuition fee b4 admission letter was sent? i am thinking of applying too.

IYANGBALI:
hahahahahahahaha her bweast is more sokable dan yours

you don mad' abi??

IYANGBALI:
bring out your own bweasts let's see if they are as sokable as hers

I go cover u slap na ooooooh...

smoothsk:
179 this morning.

buying or selling
Tnx!

thewarrior72:
[s]This girl wey worwor like tomorrow no day, u sure say u know what is beauty?[/s]

You don't say dis about a woman!!!

littlemistress:
Omg! This is hilarious.. But a picture of the dwarf baby won't be bad., so we'll know what a dwarf baby looks like

na be only picture, go market go check for am der, short hand , short leg and big head.

Fresia01:
here in abj.. web designing is a lucrative business

selling clothes is more stressful, and it requires more energy, the OP need to go for some form of training, one day @ the popular Balogun market, you need to see how one market woman man-handle one man, hmmmm, becos of ordinarly say d man shade cover her shop, dat woman is well trained physically.

The two of them pays, as for the web design stuff, one needs experience plus coding language to make it, while selling clothes on the other hand, you need to have some street- sense, otherwise known as Lagos sense to make in Lagos.

ToyozzieTohBad:
somebody should kill me now...i cant believe dis h03 is married oooooo

wetin be marry, for this present y2k era, na be just to cover face, most women dey marry!

kennygee:
Oniranu jatijati

Na Woman born this one o.

It becos she voiced out, dat is the reason you're responding this way, wat about millions of women that did not speak out, but are nursing act in their mind? Offcourse na woman born abi na man before!!

kamez:
U re right my guy but I ran not because of the money, but because of my sony xperia z2 phone wey never even reach 1 month old wey I buy am..
Wen I sweat for this lag finish, some lazy boys for owerri go come enjoy my swaet abi?

Abeg I no gree dat one oo

O'boy you dey vex oooh, wetin be sony xperia Z2 compare to your life? Many people don walker enter yonder, becos of busy body, @ all @ all na him bad, give them the thing, wen you land Lagos next yr you go buy d one wen pass dat one, on like wen no live, God forbid, some times na greed dey kill most people wen run

enter arm-robbers hand.

Dis Xmas na me and my shakabuka dey cum east together!!

kamez:
Lmao.. My guy u be jjc oo.. Even me dat reside in lagos, I already know dat ama hausa to douglas is a danger zone from 5pm..


Infact every single one of my cousins have been robbed at one point or the other in the last two years around dat area..

Last time I was in owerri I tried using diamond bank at ama hausa around 7pm immediately I left the bank 2guys surrounded me and told me to drop my fone and money.. I pretended as if I was about to bring out the money, and before dey knew it I don't show dem say na me pass uain bolt.. U need to see run.. I ran until I got to the police post around emmanuel college.


The fear of douglas road is the beginning of wisdom

You do well, you hear you get luck say those boys nor dey arm, if to say they arm hmmmm, na thread like "how arm roober shot me" you for come open hear, @ all @ all na him bad, @ worst may be 10k frm atm or 25k, u can always replace it back, live nor get duplicate oh...

Those boy nor dey fear abi, that means I must arm myself will lost of live-bullet, as I'm crossing that road this december, shot @ sight any living thing that creepeth, walketh etc.

Ezedon:
this guy can never be rich again in life

Never say never, who told you so, and who knows, you might be the next in line:....

Chief Ekpemupolo one, our man, carry on, buszaaaaaaa buszaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ***** for you!!

How much for dollar oooh both buying and selling

Only last week here, I attended a close friend's wedding, I was discussing with the guys younger brother, and he was like "O' boy" it is not easy organising an event like wedding, that the brother is going true hell, @ as last week, he withdrawn almost all his last savings in his account, just because of the wedding. And on that faithful day i.e. Wedding, I discovered the bride was the happiest, the groom was just like sad kind of, I go to know frm the grooms younger brother that, the brother borrowed lots of money for the wedding to go as scheduled.

Similarly, some ladies I have interviewed some time back, we keep telling me, that " I sit down jeje Jeje, my own, na him come ask for my hand" in essence, the guy should bring the money.l..lol

doctokwus:
Abuja must b shaking in its boots by now.As far back as good, objective and honest pple recall buhari has bn a formidable candidate despite all d rigging against him.Even during d election dt brought yar adua to power,it took only d deciding vote from d supreme court chief justice to rule against him.
With an hopefully more free and fair election where gej wudnt b getting 90% of d vote from an impossible 90% turn out in some regions,change may finally b on d air.Sai buhari.Down to incompetence, corruption and extreme cluelessness under a questionable pH.d holder.

My thought too, GEJ has really lost it, but the truth of the matter is that, never in the history of Nigeria, has a sitting president conduct an election and loses, it is next to impossible! "Is like you conducting an examination and you will now fail yourself, base on the fact dat u took part in thesame examination" is dat possible, the only way out is for a netural body conducting the elections, or better still all the political parties coming together and appointing an INEC boss, by way of votting.

The way its stands now, the sitting president has noting to fear, he has an upper hand over any canididate.

Man to man, the dogs and baboo will be soaked with blood, if I dont win this election, Allah...

We will make this country un-governorable, if this elction does not go my way....

this time around, I will not be going to the election petition tribuna, we will fight to finish right there @ the polling boot.

I urge all my supporter to carry, charms, sticks, cutlass, and fight back, if the voting is not going me way.

We will form a paralle government, if this election does not go our way.

This are the words of ........

Stay out of trouble!!!

MzzTega:
no K legs

lol na which one be K-leg again, abi na Agada?

soroptimist:
BREAKING!!! ATIKU REALLY DESPERATE.....


BUHARI ALL THE WAY ‏@okeowolo 4m4 minutes ago
Heard Atiku is offering delegates[b]$10,000.[/b] Is that the man he are to elect as our president?

Oil well money!!!

According to my own perspective, if they following was in place, the Pdp's perhaps would not be able to make such statement, especially coming frm its publicity secetary.

1. if the Inec 's chairman was jointly appointed by all political parties nominating, i.e. By way of voting, it would hv been very difficult for the pdp to win; but with the way its now, any thing goes, "he who pays the pipper dictates the tones" in otherwords, there is the possibility that the Pdp's would always hv an upper hand against any political party.

Is like a principal of a school, conducting an exam, where his/her son part-takes in, do you expect the son of the principal to fail?