₦airaland Forum

phatriqk:
your shape tho, no curves at all

she get curve..u no dey bwest 4 her front

Great Ife

Folaatisade:
Thunder fire you - Iseee! I ask you to comment? Mtcheww go live inside forest with the monkeys yeye gal. You don push my red button today mtcheww you for throw your head inside boiling pot self ode. Get the Bleep Off my thread if you don't like it. Omo jai jati! mtcheww

c how dis one is ranting lyk a madman,

opinions are lyk buttholes_nd we all got one murdafukker

Whch 1 b never mind,never mind d op dey shout
abeg throway ur thread inside bush..

ronald4lif:
You didn't say anything logical and if anyone is expressing sadism it should be your dumb brain that couldn't string together a constructive counter and factual rebuttal.

le boo'its been a while..

obum88:
Why is it hard for guys to understand the handwriting on the wall?

I wonder o my dear

mehn DAT pix attached is erything....rounds it up

Flashh:
[color=#225484]Don't let any girl rush you into marriage so that you won't rush out.

If a girl start telling you "she don't know where the relationship is heading to".

She's indirectly telling you to be prepared for marriage or else she will go in for a guy who's ready. [/color]

am sincerely asking_'is it a bad thing for her wanting marriage?

wetin him go kon do now
cos we know say hin dey boil....break bottle untop her head or deal with her kpekus ;Dwetin him go kon do now

GboyegaD:
This woman is got the curves. Perhaps, we could name her Miss Curvy

miss curvy becos of hips?wot of boobi? DAT one no b curve abi

Hannysmilez:
I was obsessed with d smell of dirty fish water. Esp.when we wuld pas d cat fish mongers...Pure Bliss

na wa o..mm outta here

*flies away*

B..#ches aint worth it..#SayNoToRship #FukMarriage hahahahaha

gabinogem:
Funny... Why not add ur private part features, I think some ladies will be more interested in that...Nowadays ladies love take-home packages.

morrafukka..*lolz

adorablevic:
You can get her a huge teddy bear,handbag,and a new phone

awww..this is so romantic

The man is d head,so he provides nd she supports.....ivy

illitrate:
I wan nyash this babe

c dream

phabuloz:
mehn certainlybur tlking out of xperience ,theyvlike using dia hand to push d head deep there!!!

same way males like using their hand to push d head deep there!!!!

BOWOTO:
aahah I'm telling you, the street of capetown is beautiful but it's not smiling atool! Are you in South Africa?

i dey SouthWest Africa=naija


hahahaha..

majomayo:
Swimming pool. Lets c the real her underneath the make up.

not everyone is comfortable with swimming

we nw have water-resistant makeup *and its cheap*
#YOLO

BOWOTO:
The level of yahoo boys here in capetown is crazy, 9 out of 10 are yahoo boys.

Yoruba boiz geh PhD for dat one....kai,we all knw this

everybody dey hustle,cos e no easy eehhhhhhhh

sweetorgasms:
actually northern men and men from d west are ugly, d best men are from d east and south.

u r ryt my dear

such blackness in their genes*aint talking about color*

lyntiffany:
no be bs.c matter na common knowledge.

Dearie the use of honey in your V-zone keeps it smooth, succulent and fresh which comes with a nice smell but this should be done once in a while.

Am not a pro on this but am giving you my testimony.

eh ya..i b transgender

EnigmaticEnigma:
i can fly bish

ur bish is unda ur dike boo,i deY watch soccer

EnigmaticEnigma:
That's why you need the alum

lolz..na dat one u go c
*flings u outta my skyscraper*

buygala:
She not finishing the food you bought her with your 'hard earned ' money ....

And you sleeping and snoring like a pig after just 30 seconds of drilling the puna she shaved, washed, and put alum in because of you

Both of you have wasted each other's 'resources, so why the lamenting?

wetin b dis alum una dey talk about all d tym?
Mehn ,i don dey slack o

falconey:
[color=#990000][/color]

una dey shiit?

lyntiffany:
If she is a neat person and her V- park is not designed with sores and dark spots but clean with fresh and sensational smell of honey then go ahead there is no harm in trying,you will enjoy every bit of it.

Pls make sure you use your tongue not your mouth

na wa ,whch 1 b honey again
u get bs.c for dis dpt

alexis007:
Under spell ke? Oya go meet Merlin make im reverse am. Mtschewww.

Op, make im no be like say i no warn you. The next bast.ard wey go waste my data like this eh.....Satan go finger im mama toto with garden fork.

I have spoken.

person mama toto abi?

Dis is crazy_lolz

Yawns
*we dont need sex where i come from

Issokay
*releases mess with one yansh up*

kehinde1588:
There is nothing hard in getting a g.f bro just b kind to everyone and be urself surely a girl will come that will love everything about u and try to b bold,girls love guys that her bold..u looking for a sincere and loyal g.f without sex? oboi she go later dey go get sex somewhere else.

Not all females my dear,same applies to guys