₦airaland Forum

kilokeys:
Strong sh*t and brown cake look alike when covered with icing sugar..

Enjoy

damn!!

Gaborone:
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na wa o
c as u just dey cancel things anyhow

Cutehector:
I will marry a virgin! Dont care wat people say anymore.

i laugh in spanish

intbizoil:
chai your wife not only bleeped one but two people in a space of months. What if she did it unprotected?. My guy you are in a deep shit and you are not even innocent yourself. 21st century marriage full of rubbish.

kai.dis ur last sentence harsh o

#TheTruthIsBitter

EroticAngelina:
Gold digger alert

bae bet y'

Xiadnat:
Ya. Me too. Join the queue.
I would still like to work tho...maybe to maintain his his wealth.

Exactly

23_26 for ladies,28 _31 for guys.. U dont want to b in ur 50s',nd ur kids go still dey primary sch

LordOfTheWeed:
On's:
1 Big boobs
2 Great boobs
3 Huge boobs
4 Heavy boobs
5 Massive boobs
6 Succulent boobs
7 Spring boobs
8 Shock-absorber boobs
9 Re-bouncing boobs
10 And finally, boobs

And i don't care about any other qualities, just gimme a lady with heavenly boobs and you shall find me unfaithful to my situation

Off(s):
1 No boobs

Dayuummm!

Date them and they wld destroy ur life with dollars and cheating ...

tufia!

C her tiny boobs ,after they wld b shouting curves up nd down

IlekeHD:
She don bleach finish.

White mama black baby. Light-skin girls bleaching to look like kim kardishit.

Haba,she has always been xtremely fair

c.o;Heavens gate

dmola:
chaiiii ur lips is dangerous to manhood

On Yours
#WicKed

respect80:
For guys no qualms long as you have some cash in your account [size=16pt]BUT[/size]

Girls still single @28, keep seeing whatsapp, Facebook, BBM, twitter & wechat as your carrier until your parents decide to put your name on jumia, OLX or Konga even super sports (dstv)

lolz..

Estharfabian:
so it's Settled then!


"I'M AN ALIEN"......I always knew ah was from Jupiter....... ""

lolzz..

[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=39182887][/quote]OhMyGawd_u r bursting my brain

KashyBaby:
Too much skunk in ur head, ur brain turns to ash & makes u an ass...ur not my type.I don't dwell on idi0ts like u! Mumu.

Dope!!

STENON:
[b][/b]"I planned on getting an apartment where we both move in together which I discussed with her"

Move together to the apartment as married or Couple or Jst for the sexual satisfaction?


Why do people reason like this!!!


STENON is typing...

i really wonder myself
She probably got a better offer,_he calls frequently,shows care,move in 2geda as legally married.

[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=39172819][/quote]Mehn,u do hv crazy memes..shit!
Crazy with a gud senseOfHumour

queencalipso:
For ma I don't feel a thing during my period even the days leading to it just feel fullness of the breast and that's all once the flow is out the breast returns to its noirmal size no cramps nor mood swing. Op I find those your donts during period very ridiculous I almost called it crap until I read some comment.

mehn,u lucky gal,v got a frnd who doesnt feel nthng too

Estharfabian:
Smh....Am I The Only Female that doesn't Do All Those mood-swing jombo During periods



.....People sure Are Different!



Periods are Like Every other day To me...Except for the LIL Abdominal Cramps Which An Ibuprofen Would do justice to...""

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Just 4 u bae,ibuprofen +paracetamol+felvin+warm WaterSolution used 2geda doesnt even work 4 sme..

Sex is the closest and highest form of intimacy you can get from the opposite sex,so there is nothing left facinating about it anymore,except the man wants a committed relationship..

Aiye ti baje..

sucess001:
sup with you?

Ur girl b 'sup'ping

ucheokpara100:
example, someone 'll go 2 bank withdraw money go 2 market buy food stuff start cookin, at the end he jst wnt to eat, while anoda person 'll just make garri and eat with fish at the end both of them got same tin, so why the stress?

Literally,dont you think the quality of both wld be different_if the guy were not playing games

KiidaACE:
See her black yansh..her friend gan is not helping matters in anyway with that posture

she no fair b4 na

kajoula:
its not possible to invent softwares that will put to public what an adult do online and in privacy......
Such is used for investigation purposes ,american embassy in india used it before..

so wot r u saying?wots ur point?
Dey don catch u

Ok Bye

Ok Bye

pinceprinz:
Girls get horn,y at the sight af a sweet pie of a guy consequently getting that surge to fukc too. Sex is like an eating on the same table affair gee not at all parasitic where one enjoys at the detriment of the other so, cancel out that erroneous conclusion when u said 'guys pressure' abeg, its such an unsightly statement!

i smell diseased lies here