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RomanceRe: Reasons Why Yoruba Man Should Not Marry An Igbo Woman by ivyT(f): 12:06am On Mar 08, 2015
LewisO:
[size=15pt] U don't mean it? shocked

So who has the second? cry[/size]
U baby kiss
RomanceRe: Ladies Pick Your Ideal Man! by ivyT(f): 10:51pm On Mar 07, 2015
Op ,I don't really get ur post but,
I'll go for 6 and 10 ;DDon't
RomanceRe: She Slept With A Guy Who Records Their Exam Scores, And His Fiance Finds Out by ivyT(f): 10:47pm On Mar 07, 2015
buygala:
At least she didnt donate the puna free, but for 'educational purposes'. Many girls are donating it free of charge or for Gala, Lacasera, Shawarma or a movie ticket to watch '50 Shades of Grey'... embarassed
.... If he can find it in his heart to forgive her, he should just do so with as little drama as possible grin

If he feels he can't handle what she did, and the evidence of her promiscuity is unimpeachable, he should just quietly and resolutely walk away from her without giving her time to explain, cry and beg or give him an erectionn with her lusty body language... Experience has taught me that when a dude is arguing with a girl, and she manages to arrange herself in such a way as to give him a mighty erectionn, she has already won that argument embarassed.... When Konji comes in, most times, common sense flies out the window cry

Na so she go dey cry lagoon with her legs wide open and her uncovered vagina beckoning on him lustily.... Dude will now be moved with pity/ Konji and go clean her eyes, comfort her, and sharply forget his anger, succumb to Konji and dissipate his anger by fuccking her to stupor, thereby mixing his spermm with that of Mr 'exam recorder'undecided...


After that, it's the dude who will now be begging her for forgiveness for putting her in 'such an awkward situation'angry .... If the girl's crying and victimization drama is very tight, he might even promise not to

make her cry again, and not talk about the incident again undecided
Stop exaggerating
wink
RomanceRe: She Slept With A Guy Who Records Their Exam Scores, And His Fiance Finds Out by ivyT(f): 10:46pm On Mar 07, 2015
Blackchampion:
My Gee d scene tire me ooo, i no know wetin i wan advice d guy sef.
.
Kai! women giving men HBP snc 1835
Abegi go Sidon cheesy

If she cme out with pass nw,una go dey look d babe one kind
RomanceRe: What Do U Think by ivyT(f): 10:42pm On Mar 07, 2015
stingbreed:
Two things....

Either she is trying to get u jealous on purpose

Or

She doesn't take u seriously...

Either way keep wrecking d dam.......
Please don't wreck d DAM

#BadtGuy wink
RomanceRe: What Do U Think by ivyT(f): 10:41pm On Mar 07, 2015
Enegod:
you aren't smashing her real hard!!!
That's why she is missing her ex
Use your kondo effectively on her undecided
Goodluck!
Must it always resort to sex

Smh 4 dis our generation wink
RomanceRe: What Do U Think by ivyT(f): 10:39pm On Mar 07, 2015
Qhal:
Ofcourse you should be bothered.
Maybe you're a one minute man
Osheey!
RomanceRe: What Do U Think by ivyT(f): 10:39pm On Mar 07, 2015
Cutehector:
Ur makin her mis her ex! So thr is a huge problem.
Exactly
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Yoruba Man Should Not Marry An Igbo Woman by ivyT(f): 10:38pm On Mar 07, 2015
Dat got me smiling..

*1 bWeast for d op* grin
RomanceRe: Wow. I Finally Saw A Pretty Girl With The Flattest Yansh and bosom by ivyT(f): 10:30pm On Mar 07, 2015
Na wa,different kinds of people errywhere undecided
RomanceRe: How My Gf Tested Me. by ivyT(f): 10:27pm On Mar 07, 2015
falconey:
hey men what da hell? I love her virgin or not. Believe me men if I knew she was a virgin I won't ask her out, I haven't get laid for months because of her!!!!!

I should dump her ass instead.
hey you shutuppu!
C ur mouth lyk_u havent got laid,wetin u kon dey feel llyk sef
grin
RomanceRe: How To Spot Immature Dudes In The Romance Section by ivyT(f): 10:21pm On Mar 07, 2015
hifaif:
grin Admit it, I am a fresh dude (and I am not even photogenic). You probably even like me. But sorry girl, I don't do ugly girls. They irritate me. You even look sort of dirty. Your skin is dirty and damn oily. Sorry, though. The only thing I can do with you is spit on you.
Eh ya
The fool checked me out again
smileyno need to reply
RomanceRe: How To Spot Immature Dudes In The Romance Section by ivyT(f): 10:14pm On Mar 07, 2015
hifaif:
grin Admit it, I am a fresh dude (and I am not even photogenic). You probably even like me. But sorry girl, I don't do ugly girls. They irritate me. You even look sort of dirty. Your skin is dirty and damn oily. Sorry, though. The only thing I can do with you is spit on you.
Eh ya
The fool checked me out again smiley

#DontBotherReplying
RomanceRe: How To Spot Immature Dudes In The Romance Section by ivyT(f): 8:57pm On Mar 07, 2015
hifaif:
Ugly babes be saying stuffs like:
Fugly yabaleft patient... grin
RomanceRe: How To Spot Immature Dudes In The Romance Section by ivyT(f): 3:13pm On Mar 07, 2015
Cutehector:
lol ivy stop jor. Ehen, is it a crime to check a babe out?
Go Sidon jare
this our THING wink is long overdue..
RomanceRe: How To Spot Immature Dudes In The Romance Section by ivyT(f): 3:04pm On Mar 07, 2015
Cutehector:
lol. U soon will grin
#TheBoyBeCheckingTheBabeOut

wink
RomanceRe: Ur Look by ivyT(f): 3:03pm On Mar 07, 2015
lordthree:
whether you're handsome or not as a guy you need money, not because girls are gold diggers but because there's this satisfaction that comes with providing for people
Exactly,dat satisfaction u get is just lyk an orgasm cheesy
RomanceRe: How To Spot Immature Dudes In The Romance Section by ivyT(f): 2:01pm On Mar 07, 2015
Cutehector:
lmao. Ivy cmon. Iv am to assess u by ur profile pic den I gv u 4/10. Ur eyes r too bulgy... And I can clearly see spots on ur face and u do hav an oblong head. Ur nose and ur lips r cute tho.
Do I care?= NO
RomanceRe: I Have A Crush On This Girl But... by ivyT(f): 10:38pm On Mar 06, 2015
sokotoburundi:
madam a no b hausa o. Lol
Trying to placate me huh?

#TheBoyBeTripping
RomanceRe: Did I Do Wrong? by ivyT(f): 10:33pm On Mar 06, 2015
alberto2k:
Its bedtime, goan sleep madamangry
We nor dey sleep 4 dis side

shocked
RomanceRe: I Have A Crush On This Girl But... by ivyT(f): 10:00pm On Mar 06, 2015
sokotoburundi:
your future bf? grin
Sokoto wot?? angry
RomanceRe: Did I Do Wrong? by ivyT(f): 9:59pm On Mar 06, 2015
alberto2k:
beta come and pay for that space u just booked undecided
*dances shoki*
RomanceRe: Is this the new trend? by ivyT(f): 9:58pm On Mar 06, 2015
Orijin101:
Looking at the face only, you go don know say diz one na uncompleted human being grin
I dey laugh o
RomanceRe: Features You First Look At In A Female Or Male by ivyT(f): 9:52pm On Mar 06, 2015
alberto2k:
Her eyes, if she has pretty eyes mehn... +1, then big behind luggage +2 cool
Vanity upon vanity
RomanceRe: Features You First Look At In A Female Or Male by ivyT(f): 9:51pm On Mar 06, 2015
holyjossy01:
I'd kill for a hazel or cat eyes with white eyeballs
Aww
#SoRomanticAGuy
RomanceRe: Features You First Look At In A Female Or Male by ivyT(f): 9:49pm On Mar 06, 2015
falconey:
that is what am afraid of....I don't want to see yellow at up black at down or chocolate in between.
grin
RomanceRe: Features You First Look At In A Female Or Male by ivyT(f): 9:48pm On Mar 06, 2015
RomanceRe: Features You First Look At In A Female Or Male by ivyT(f): 9:46pm On Mar 06, 2015
djeezy:
Her height, asss and then proceed to see if it fits the face.
Shioor

if na u dey ur dp_u fine small wink
RomanceRe: Features You First Look At In A Female Or Male by ivyT(f): 9:45pm On Mar 06, 2015
falconey:
her FACE to observe her natural colour.
#ToningThings
RomanceRe: Features You First Look At In A Female Or Male by ivyT(f): 9:44pm On Mar 06, 2015
holyjossy01:
As for me, the first thing I look out for in a woman is her FACE, then her HIPS(i love large hips with flat tommy) and finally her legs.

what's yours?
After u kon c d wide hips nko,u no go fit open mouth take talk undecided


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RomanceRe: Did I Do Wrong? by ivyT(f): 9:39pm On Mar 06, 2015
Well










































Ok,I have nothing to say
RomanceRe: Worst Moments Yu Had Wit D Opposite Sex by ivyT(f): 9:37pm On Mar 06, 2015
momentum85:
Mine was d day a girl slapped me and I couldn't retaliate cos I was held by some guys there. I felt so embarrassed but d girl in question later came begging for forgiveness d next day and ........... U know na?
lielie
*runs away* grin

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