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Romance › Re: Why Do Women Ask For Favours During/After Sex by ivyT(f): 5:41pm On Mar 13, 2015

Tallesty1:
Let This Be The First and Last Time You Will Dry-Hump My Nerves By Telling Me To Shut-Up.

I didn't find it funny at all

Wot is dis 1 saying

Romance › Re: Do I Still Have A Girlfriend? :o by ivyT(f): 5:36pm On Mar 13, 2015

rudebouy:
Not dat. Personally I dont visit any lady dat stays with her parents. I dont want to be embarassed. I got a big ego.

She does answer me. She picks my call anytime I call her fone. But she keeps saying 'Am so busy, Am so busy'. So she cant come see me cos she is so busy.

I dont know woteva it is she is doing dat keeps her busy. But d fact dat she stays 15mins away from my place rily pisses me off.

Na was for this ur pix o
I tire
wink

Romance › Re: What Part Of Your Body Would You Like To Insure? by ivyT(f): 5:33pm On Mar 13, 2015

My b************ *coughs*
kiss

Romance › Re: 20 Reasons You Don’t Have A Boyfriend by ivyT(f): 5:26pm On Mar 13, 2015

6,9,13,18,19 _are so goddam true
#BeemThereDoneDat sad

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Romance › Re: Her Room Mate Want Me To Have S*x With Her! Should I? by ivyT(f): 5:24pm On Mar 13, 2015

LOVEGINO:
Ur gf don advertised u finish, y u wan dull? Show ur talent my guy!

Abi o
Nack her d akpako grin

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Romance › Re: LADIES! One Bad Habbit You must Stop to avoid nemesis. by ivyT(f): 5:20pm On Mar 13, 2015

Ok we have hear u

This things happen all d tym,no need to ring it into our brains cry

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Ask For Favours During/After Sex by ivyT(f): 5:18pm On Mar 13, 2015

Tallesty1:
Any woman(Married or single) that ask for a favour during sex is a prostitute.

Shorrup there!!
Kin se ejo e

Romance › Re: Beauty Lies In The Tone Of The Marykay by ivyT(f): 5:16pm On Mar 13, 2015

Fulaboy:
That's why our fulani ladies are the best

Abegi
Make we hear word

*I double dare u to quote me* undecided

Romance › Re: Can You Marry The Person You Are Currently Dating? by ivyT(f): 5:11pm On Mar 13, 2015

Pennywise:
Some girls are just perfect for dating. I have met quite a few. When you bring in the marriage question, you spoil everything. Must every relationship end up in marriage? What makes you think she will even like to marry you?

Yea,some guys are just perfect for dating,,nothing serious
D guy myt not even want to marry her sef or even marry at all at all
cheesy

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Romance › Re: Guys Which Do You Prefer,light Skinned Or A Dark Skinned Girl by ivyT(f): 5:07pm On Mar 13, 2015

Y'all ,its just a simple question

If I were a guy /na light skin sure pass not necessarily oyibopepper grin

Romance › Re: Ladies Why The Monosyllables ? by ivyT(f): 5:03pm On Mar 13, 2015

Blackett:
Bro, you're boring as fvck.

No need for d for insults okay?

Grow up!,unless u r trying to b funny undecided

*thunder fire ur priick* anybody wey yab me

Romance › Re: Warning!!! Girls Never Date Such A Guy (photo) by ivyT(f): 4:57pm On Mar 13, 2015

Only boys nd guys behave this way

If u don't understand wot I just typed, don't bother quoting me_morrafukkas wink

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Love Rokiatu by ivyT(f): 4:46pm On Mar 13, 2015

prettythicksme:
babe how u take know wetin dey my mind?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Love Rokiatu by ivyT(f): 8:40pm On Mar 12, 2015

Rubbish thread with mumulicious comments
*bounces off* undecided

Romance › Re: Guys Would You Date Them? by ivyT(f): 10:46am On Mar 12, 2015

[quote author=falconey post=31536498]the opposite of DILDOH.[/quote

ice cream

Romance › Re: Does She Want To Use And Dump Me? Should I Do It? by ivyT(f): 10:41am On Mar 12, 2015

bleeped up thread

the only thng i learnt was dat *girls shld not do runs*

Romance › Re: How Long Does It Take To Fall In Love by ivyT(f): 10:36am On Mar 12, 2015

[quote author=Qhal post=31544487]OP, don't waste your time and resources on her. She has MAGATIZED you big time.[/quote

mr guy.op didnt complain about her extorting money from him,did he?

Romance › Re: How Long Does It Take To Fall In Love by ivyT(f): 10:32am On Mar 12, 2015

[quote author=JeffreyJamez post=31543934]5seconds.....10seconds max.[/quote

u are kidding/joking ryt?

Romance › Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by ivyT(f): 12:26am On Mar 12, 2015

No 15 got me laughing
cheesy

Romance › Re: Would You Accept Or Reject This? by ivyT(f): 12:17am On Mar 12, 2015

[quote author=Allureoftheseas post=31527532]act like a woman, think like a man.[/quote

I effing love dat movie ,1nd 2
wink

Romance › Re: Who Should I Listen To? (matured minds) by ivyT(f): 9:12pm On Mar 11, 2015

naijaboiy:
See her eyes

*flings u away*

Romance › Re: The First Day I Met Her Folks by ivyT(f): 9:11pm On Mar 11, 2015

Emvin:
we are waiting 4 u, swithat

Send ur driver to come pick me up
kiss

Romance › Re: Ladies, Tall Or Short Guys Which Do You Prefer? by ivyT(f): 9:10pm On Mar 11, 2015

deskossy:
nice height

let me make it double
kiss

Romance › Re: Ladies, Tall Or Short Guys Which Do You Prefer? by ivyT(f): 9:08pm On Mar 11, 2015

RedBenson:
It keeps baffling me how you guys do nothing on nairaland than toasting babes. Must you guys always toast babes?

*checks ivyt's profile*
*screams*
"O boy, she fine o"

Make me sef follow toast am.

"IvyT, wasup u? A brother (from another mother; before you brotherzone me) wanna know you bettter".

Aww

Romance › Re: Ladies, Tall Or Short Guys Which Do You Prefer? by ivyT(f): 9:07pm On Mar 11, 2015

RedBenson:
If he's of exactly height with you, what do you do then?

No p then
*I'll take it as it comes wink

Romance › Re: Please I Need Your Candid Advice by ivyT(f): 1:57am On Mar 11, 2015

A frnd got married at 21.._but for her,d guy no fit wait again ,since she was 18..
N.b_hes 30-31

Romance › Re: The First Day I Met Her Folks by ivyT(f): 1:53am On Mar 11, 2015

Meehn,i enjoyed reading this

igboGuys_am coming for y'all

Romance › Re: Advice Urgently Pls! by ivyT(f): 1:33am On Mar 11, 2015

[quote
author=xavipedro post=15468385]WTF? Accept gift from toasters,
receiving their calls, you be mugu or are you a learner? Send me her
number, make i rejoice with you before she delete you comot for her
list.[/quote]wicked

badtSharpGuy#

Romance › Re: Advice Needed Urgently Pls.... by ivyT(f): 1:27am On Mar 11, 2015

If d guy no gree leave ur babe ehn,na to pick race sure pass
n.b_she myt even lyk him,then she go leave u,go cojoin with d army guy kon deal with u

Romance › Re: Guys! 10 Common Bedroom Mistakes You Make Unknowingly Which Ladies Really Hate by ivyT(f): 1:14am On Mar 11, 2015

hahn:
11. Telling another girl that you love her while she is blowing you.

The consequences are sever

while she is blowing him breeze abi?
Where u put d 'e',u throway am for river ?

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