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RomanceRe: Now That I Have Finally KISSED Her by ivyy(f): 11:38am On Oct 17, 2014
ojun50:
Wht is't u want frm me, what is yr expectation?
Lol
2facez line
RomanceRe: Ladies! What Physical Features Turns You Off In A Guy? by ivyy(f): 7:26am On Oct 17, 2014
jachi001:
Pot belly
big ass
body odour
Girl you gorit
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Ignore Their Male Friends On Social Networks? by ivyy(f): 5:45pm On Oct 14, 2014
delors:
Bros, not only ladies abeg. I do this as well especially when the person is fast becoming a nuisance. Sometimes I dont respond to pm or facebook messages for days just so the person knows that because you see me online doesnt mean I have to to chat away my time. You might even manage to chat with one, and because u didnt respond in less than 30 seconds (I could be chatting with someone else at the same time), then he/she starts pinging you like wth.
So, bros, spare the ladies, it is not a feminine thing...it is for those who are in the know.
Thank you sir.
Opening this thread won't change a thing.
Except the thread is targetd at people who snub 4 no reason.

However, If you decide to be a pest I'd definitely ignore you. Its not a woman thing.
The fault is with people who do not knw how not to be a nusiance.
Respect yourself and I'd do the same angry
RomanceRe: I Need Tips On How To Propose To My Boyfriend by ivyy(f): 7:14pm On Oct 09, 2014
Unibenstudent:
ivvyy what did I do to u,u don't even look my side,,abeg forgive me nah
Oya sorry
RomanceRe: I Need Tips On How To Propose To My Boyfriend by ivyy(f): 7:03pm On Oct 09, 2014
Does he seem ready to you?
Are you 99.999999% sure that's wat he wants?
Even if his shy to pop the question, if truly he has you in his plans , he is more likely to talk to you in a way that sugest that.
Eg wanting to meet your fam, talking about future plans that includes you both being together, wanting the best of the future for you both, aspiring to be a good husby for you etc. Its a no brainer

Another important question is, is he finacially ready?
FamilyRe: Modified....Please I m In Need Of Advice..... by ivyy(f): 9:28pm On Oct 07, 2014
He isn't ready to commit to marriage. Mybe he sincerely loves you ad would like to marry you in the near future but certainly not now and most importantly , he doesn't know when either.

I gues he wants to get comfortable first. Seeing your mum , he came face to reality and the truth is, he is just not ready okay?

You need to let him be. Its gona be hard but its best you don't persuade him into a marriage he is not sure off coz certainly it won't end well .
RomanceRe: Are All Girls That Drink And Club Bad? I Need The House On This One by ivyy(f): 8:07am On Oct 07, 2014
Ermm they aren't all bad in all cases. In most cases its different strokes for different folks.

However, depending on how frequently she drinks and clubs I wld definietly be cautious if I were you.

Plain truth is, the description uve given us here about yourself indicates you won't be able to tolerate or keep up with her lifestyle after mariage. So why even bother huh
Rap BattlesRe: Topical Battle Of The Loverboys.. Title: I Want You To Be Mine by ivyy(f): 11:52am On Oct 05, 2014
Vote for Sammcarter
RomanceRe: HELP! Your Comments're HIGHLY Needed by ivyy(f): 10:26pm On Sep 29, 2014
Break the second sim tongue

On a more serious note. Continue to simply ignore. Don't take her matter too seriously
RomanceRe: Ladies: Which Is 'sexier' Guys With Deep Voices Or Those With Tiny Voices? by ivyy(f): 5:39pm On Sep 28, 2014
Deep and articulate embarassed
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by ivyy(f): 10:08pm On Sep 27, 2014
RuudNisterooy: You should! you really should!!

You're more than special, you know kiss
We are done here sugar. take my hand and let's go someplace, i want to learn more of you..
tongue

Loooool okay
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by ivyy(f): 9:49pm On Sep 27, 2014
RuudNisterooy: *Look deeply at Those Eyes again*

you're perfect for me sugar.. kiss kiss kiss

words fail to inspire when we need 'em most. just know you're priceless.
cheesy cheesycheesy...

Blushing endlessly.
Thank you sire feeling special wink
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by ivyy(f): 9:41pm On Sep 27, 2014
BlackStallion: Ivyy darling, I'm so sorry for that ghastly mistake. I was all teary eyed. Yes dear, you really have made a difference in my life. I'm still reeling from the emotional turmoil. Thanks once again sweetheart kiss
Thank you too dearie kiss nice knowing the other side of you (not the nautie one) grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by ivyy(f): 9:22pm On Sep 27, 2014
Dygeasy: It's over an hour, we won't be here all night.


Dechandel and Ivyy.
Lol

Here it goes. Wldnt want to mice words. RuudNisterooy is my winner for tonite

Blackstallion,was touched by ur post so deeply but it really wasn't wooing smiley
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by ivyy(f): 9:14pm On Sep 27, 2014
BlackStallion: Ivvy I was going through your posts to have an idea of your character, so I'd know you a little better. One of your posts touched my heart so deeply. A guy was being bullied and you defended this poor, hapless boy. For you to understand why this touched me so deeply, I have to tell you a little bit about myself.
My mother died giving birth to me and my father never forgave me for it. He got married to another woman soon after and she hated my guts. She claimed I was a constant reminder of my mother, thus I was a threat to her relationship with my father. One day she accused me of being rude to her and started beating me mercilessly. I screamed in agony as she slammed my head into the wall repeatedly but my father did nothing. Sobs were racking through my body, I reached out to my father for help and he looked me in the eye and said he wished I had died instead. When she got tired of beating me, she went to bring fresh pepper and rubbed it in my eyes, I screamed myself hoarse. To this day, I'm partially blind in one eye. I'm sorry, I'm feeling so emotional right now. I haven't cried like this since childhood, but when I saw that post of yours, I just couldn't contain the grief and sorrow I've been suppressing all these years anymore. My mind flashed back to that day and in my mind's eye you were standing in the exact spot where my father stood, I reached out to you and you took my arm and embraced me. You told me that I am a human being worthy of dignity. And then I realised all these years, it wasn't hate I was feeling. It was low self esteem. My father's rejection of me that day broke my heart totally and filled me with insecurities. But that singular act I witnessed in my mind's eye made me feel human again. Now I feel confident enough to face my father (I haven't been home for 10 years). Thank you Ivvy. I feel such deep gratitude to you, and you don't even know what you've done for me. I know we're supposed to be playing a game, but I'm so confused right now. So many emotions running through me, I feel frazzled. Thank you sweet Ivvy for giving me a reason to smile again, that's the only thought that keeps coming to me. Obviously a classy lady like you would never consider me worthy in real life, but somehow I feel a deep connection to you, almost like I've known you all my life. Gush I wish I could just stop crying so I can say something sensible. I adore you Ivvy, that's all I can think of saying.....no, that's all I want to say. I'm sorry it's not much, but it's straight from the bottom of my heart.
Yours brokenheartedly
Stallion Black
I feel touched deeply. If its true that I actually have had this much impact on you. Then am truly honoured and I feel deeply humbled. Thnk you so much kiss kiss kiss that was sweet
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by ivyy(f): 9:07pm On Sep 27, 2014
Dygeasy: Really Dechandel, Ivyy, you are playing on our patience.



Choose your men NOW.
A min just seeing blackstallion's post. He got my name wrong
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by ivyy(f): 8:53pm On Sep 27, 2014
adrianstylez: You should be ice chilled after that Bae...
grin it was breathtaking
Infact wowingcry
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by ivyy(f): 8:45pm On Sep 27, 2014
Dygeasy: IVYY do you want us to wait for Blackstallion?
Let's wait alittle smiley

@RuudNisterooy, stil melting away
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by ivyy(f): 8:38pm On Sep 27, 2014
RuudNisterooy: Here’s a little task for you my ivyy:
I want you to read this, in your most romantic voice..
And allow it minister to you cheesy.
Did you just smile? It’s a pity I can’t see that dazzling smile at the moment…
It’s okay now my lady, you can stop smiling.. wink let’s get serious!
****************************************************

*Takes her hand and looks deeply into her bright eyes*

Tonight I type in red, ‘cause they say it’s the color of love..
I don’t do stereotypes, but for the fair lady I place every protocol on a lock-down tonight..
The lips can tell unquantifiable lies…
The eyes may speak the whole truth, not.
But the words that the heart bids the hand put down should never be doubted…
I’m not going to woo you with my words… do not pay them attention..
I rather want you to pay attention to my sincerity… Put on those love glasses that Zeus never provided his beloved, and peruse on the ‘words’ behind my words…
They, vain as they seem, are not intended to flatter you..
They are rather meant to expose the truth to the world/NL..
I won’t say thou art a beauty to behold; that the world/NLers can see already..
I wouldn’t say you are a sight to behold; who in the world/NL doesn’t know that?
Neither will I extol your many virtues… it’s like telling the world/NL that white is white; they already can see it. Except those who are color-blind.
Those who do not see your inner and outer beauty are beauty-blind.
I’ll rather tell them and you what y’all don’t know…
That…..
Somewhere, a man in all his imperfections wants you to complete him…. That man is me!
A man wants his shoulders to be the pillow you cry on… I’m that man.
A man treasures and savors the moments you spend online.. again I tick this box.
A man stalks your profile, just to steal lustful glances at your face captured in ‘jpeg’ formats…. I know I’m a sinner.
A man wants you to be a part of his happy and rough moments…. That’s me!
A man wants you to be all of his and more…. How did you shoot that cupid’s arrow? It hit me senseless on the left side of my chest…. Right through to my heart…
Now I’m in a critical state…
How can the birds sing so sweetly, when the words I speak are incoherent?
How can the wind blow so gently, when the breath I exhale is ragged..
Why do I love you so? I can’t say – it just happened, and I think it’s the most beautiful thing.
A thread started it, a glance at your profile revved it up and a single post from you sealed it.
On the night it happened, I tossed and turned in my bed , wondering what it was that took my sleep away… and I could think of only one thing – it was your love.
People think you aren’t active here because you’ve made less than Three Hundred posts.. what they don’t know is that you only post to make meaningful contributions..
They don’t know you’d rather remain silent and watch, than make a meaningless comment.
They fantasize about your body and the things they could do with it, without ever acknowledging your most powerful asset – your mind…
Your mind is made of gold.. and that is no hype!
You’re the perfect definition of a beautiful lady… As flat as that sounds, it is nothing but the truth.. even the world’s greatest antagonistic lawyers can argue against that not.
You sure make the world realize that there’s a huge difference between a ‘beautiful lady’ and a ‘beautiful woman’.
There are things I can’t say, and things I don’t know..
But I do know I want you to be the rainbow that colors my sky..
I do know I want you to be the shadow that has my back…
I do know I want to be the reason those dazzling smiles illuminates your face…
I do know I’d rather fall for you a million times over, than fall for a million girls..
*kisses her on the forehead* You can stop smiling for a bit now love, the radiance of your smile is a torture.
I do know we both have our flaws, but I also know that together we can work things out to an almost perfect level. To a level that is sure to make even Romeo and Juliet go green with envy.
And I do know I want my world to revolve non-stop around you.
I can’t promise you the world, because no matter how hard I try that’ll be impossible to give… but I promise to make you my world…
I can’t take you round the world, but I promise to make you the centre of the world…
For you I can take on difficult tasks like scoring all the goals in a football final match, winning all the bouts in a boxing match against ten opponents… just to lay the trophies at your fair feet.
All my life, mama has always told me “Son, the moment will come, someday, when another lady will take precedence in your life”
And Ivyy sugar, if you’re that lady, then you’re worth every bit of my attention.
*Drops her hands.. Goes down on a knee*
Te amo, please complete me!
From: Ruudnisterooy
To: Pretty ‘fineapple’ ivyy. #MuchLove
embarassed embarassed embarassed

Ruudnisterooy, this was so beautiful. Projected sincerity and felt real, thank you so much for taking the time to know alittle about me. Was smiling all the way, cldnt stop smiling kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by ivyy(f): 8:15pm On Sep 27, 2014
RuudNisterooy: Now you can't miss this Ivyy.. huh
Show up...
Wasn't going to miss this wink
How's you dear?
RomanceRe: Ladies,have You Ever Cried Because Of A Guy?? by ivyy(f): 9:04am On Sep 27, 2014
3cycle: Nah, when a guy makes me angry I also make him angry or walk away.
The only man that makes me cry is my dad, each time I think about him I cry. Been 2yrs but I just can't Forget him.
Aww am sorry 4 ur loss dear
RomanceRe: Ladies,have You Ever Cried Because Of A Guy?? by ivyy(f): 8:13pm On Sep 26, 2014
3cycle: I cry when I'm angry or depressed.
Cry because of a man? A dust? Mere mortal?
Godforbid
And if its a guy making you angry and confused huh

Almost all women have at some point in their lives cried because of a man
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by ivyy(f): 6:50pm On Sep 26, 2014
RuudNisterooy: Ms. Ivyy.. Do come around. I'm reserving a space for you beside me. cheesy
Coming grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by ivyy(f): 11:14am On Sep 26, 2014
RuudNisterooy: Thankyu.

Okk I c. We are entitled to making random mistakes every once in a while. Not even beautiful dames are exempted grin.

See ya later.
tongue smiley okay
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by ivyy(f): 10:30am On Sep 26, 2014
BlackStallion: Out of curiosity I checked out her dp. Big mistake, for here I stand, smitten by Ivyy's otherworldly beauty. Words fail me damsel, the term gorgeous seems an aberration in comparison to your radiant splendour. Unworthy though I may be, t'would be cruel of me to damn my wretched heart to an eternity of regret if I do not stake my claim. T'is with a crestfallen heart therefore, that I declare this day my undying love for you milady. Your heart or my life, it shall be one or t'other, o goddess of beauty cry
cheesy
cheesy
cheesy
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by ivyy(f): 10:25am On Sep 26, 2014
RuudNisterooy: cheesy.

Say, what's the meaning of the 'F' you typed there? Or did you just hand me the code-word to melting your heart? wink

trust your 9t was peaceful.. Do have a nice day ahead.

mr. Able organiser, Dygeasy. please copy this.. I'm in to woo this damsel.
Yes it was smiley. Thnks dear wishing you the same.



Btwn the "f" was a mistake grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge 2014. (men's Edition) by ivyy(f): 7:22am On Sep 26, 2014
F
RuudNisterooy: When may*nation released his 'top NL cuties' earlier on this month, I could remember about a score wink of guys who waxed lyrical about how 'perfect' ivyy is/was... where them guys now? Are they afraid of putting their money hearts where their mouth is?

If it's ok by you ivyy, (cos you may not fancy this kinda thread).. i'd love to toast woo you..

You sure deserve to have your moniker tossing this thread over and about..
Hehe sure its ok by me smiley
FamilyRe: Before Sex Destroy My Marriage by ivyy(f): 9:44pm On Sep 18, 2014
cantona2014: You get it wrong here, who told you this issue is as a result of early marriage? As young as both of us are , we have fused together as one, we have never had rift from morning till night, I have never for once regret getting married this early, perharps I married an educated and very understanding wife, we couldnt have managed our affairs better if we are older than this, age is just a number my brother ,grow up!!!!
Full of praises 4 ur wify, yet u cldnt hold it together in ur pants. When you exchanged your wedding vows , was infidelity part of the plan?
RomanceRe: I Love You Reuben!!! by ivyy(f): 9:57pm On Sep 15, 2014
Now I knw there's a problem somewhere

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