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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by ixyi(m): 12:43pm On Aug 31, 2022
To the neutrals, what re you still waiting for¿?
Nevermind the arguments of the charlatans from the 2 major although same parties, their bias would never change - it's engraved in their hearts. And we don't even want it to change. Lol. Let them continue to project the obvious woes and inadequacies of their Principals in the bid to defend them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaLrbq2orW8
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by ixyi(m): 12:16am On Aug 31, 2022
Broommen, Una member say make we epp am share this video. Una party really dey touch lifes.
Conscienceless Hypocrites.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qc6tJRClO8
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ixyi(m): 11:18pm On Aug 30, 2022
User09:
" Embarrassed himself by dropping to the floor clutching at his face when the ball was flicked to him"

Does the above sound like an objective commentary. Obvious this is a commentary by someone with an axe to grind

I'm not one to play biased or pursue an agenda when the overall team success is what I want
No wonder. Clearly, you weren't paying close attention to the game after all.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ixyi(m): 10:59pm On Aug 30, 2022
User09:
The highlighted says it all

Forgive who you want, I'll forgive who I want

Let us all forgive according to the agenda we want to pursue
Will you still forgive Jorginho¿?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ixyi(m): 8:53pm On Aug 30, 2022
User09:
I cant believe people are blaming Jorginho for that goal when clearly Mount was at fault for losing the ball

Never change guys
Chairman, 4get agenda. If you can't understand why Jorginho should take the most blame for that goal, then you'll never do even if it happens a million times.
The front player can be forgiven for giving the ball away in a bid to create chances but same should not be when a supposed DM is walked pass by that way.
He's suppose to be a ball winner, traffic interrupter. But no, our DM na express road.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by ixyi(m): 9:20pm On Aug 29, 2022
donjazet:
Larride don't get this twisted, I have always distinguished between you and adepoju. While he himself is a vengeful and hateful vermin, you are a simply party agent with a soul for hire.
Your conscience is for sale. The party is paramount and sacrosanct so even if the APC had presented a baboon as a candidate, you will accept it and find a way to sell us the baboon as acceptable, you will point out the masterful organization of the baboons and how they are more organized than us and how we have to give animals chance to rule over us.

Whether the baboon was answering emeka or abdulahi or kolawole, you won't care. You would just care that the party wins.

So no my dear larride, you aren't a radical tribalist, you are just a paid party agent with a soul for hire.
A selfish traitor who cares only for his pocket to the detriment of his country's wellbeing.
DonJ, you're doing well.
Press their neck wella.
They'd always gang up to overwhelm you because they fear the hot truth you dish them... Selfish hypocrites.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by ixyi(m): 12:26pm On Aug 29, 2022
Indeed, there's hope. Kindly watch till the end.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsLfuEOQ8f0
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ixyi(m): 6:09pm On Aug 14, 2022
Jorginho is USELESS. Takes out more than he gives to this team. Forget all these macabre dance he does. All na just activity to beef up stats for his asslickers.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ixyi(m): 11:46pm On Mar 26, 2022
PASSING, H5 >> J5
STRENGTHS N WEAKNESS, H5 >> J5
Hojbjerg, no known weakness.
Jorginho, hahaha.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ixyi(m): 11:45pm On Mar 26, 2022
donjazet:
The sounds of a dying voice who knows he has lost woefully.
So in essence, you are choosing the path of pathetic cowardice, just like the tout. tongue

All these noise you have been making about the foolish tout and you can't prove that he bests the professor in any of the key metrics essential to a DM. cheesy

BEING DISPOSSESSED
PASSES
KEY PASSES
INTERCEPTIONS
TACKLES


Your tout does not best jorginho in a single metric this season despite playing significantly more minutes than him. Such a shame. grin grin
I, donJ, bow down to a SHRIMP.
Not every1 is smart enough to interpret data that's why you've narrowed your metric to what your minions can comprehend.
Unless you'd agree that Jorginho is just there to complete the 11th man needed, let's widen the metric for your bet.

CLEARANCE, DRIBBLE PAST, BLOCKS, ASSIST, SHOTS, DRIBBLES, CROSSES, LONG BALLS, OVERALL RATING.

NB, Green is better than Red.

DEFENSIVE, H5 >> J5
OFFENSIVE, H5 >> J5

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ixyi(m): 7:25pm On Mar 14, 2022
donjazet:
This is an insult to jorginho.
Jorginho is anchoring his team this season to be the joint best defense in the league.

The other fellow has led his team to concede 50 goals already this season.
Likewise last season, jorginho anchored his team to be the best in UCL and 2nd best defense in the league. While the other one conceded 80 goals.

It's an insult to compare professor with the tout. There is no basis for such.
When the tout was at Southampton, he anchored his team and they turned out to be 3rd worst defense in the league, conceding almost 70 goals in the league alone.
He came to Spurs, the Same thing. They keep drinking goals like kunu. This is a team that actually got to the UCL finals oo.
Immediately he came into spurs team. Their decline was rapid.

It's an insult to compare both.
Oh gosh! Comparing Hojbjerg to Jorginho isn't an insult, rather your constant rant on how Jorginho is the only ray of sunshine that can befall our DM is an insult on our collective intelligence.
Not only do you gulp n believe so much PR materials, most times your epistle make it seem like you're a propaganda machine, and it's from these classical nonsense you dish out that your fellow Jorginho asslickers pick what they trumpet about.
We all know that football isn't arithmetic, and basic logic wouldn't hold to be true most times but there are some arguments that you guys make that would leave Chelsea fans in utter disbelief.

One of your fellow Jorginho compatriot was making a case of how Jorginho would have had so much assist if we had more clinical finishers. Let's agree this reasoning is very correct. Now, I want to ask you.
Don't you think Hojbjerg would have conceded fewer goals with the 3 walls of Paradis, CBs, and a master tactician like Tuchel¿ Noting that our style of play is very conservative.
Chelsea paraded Eduardo Mendy who is the best keeper in the world(truly earned on the pitch not by polling booth voting), CBs that are highly sought after, full backs that were unarguably amongst the best, and a manager that even ManU would kill to have now. Then there's that feeling our weaker opponents get when they play us because Chelsea is a big club, so we radiate dominance on the pitch.

These domineering effects were thanks to our CBs n FBs who would always carry Jorginho in is midfield duties, most time they'd bail out our attackers too.
Let's make it clear that Jorginho is just a passenger and most times just helps us to complete the 11 needed on the pitch.
J5's success can't be attributed to only his quality if that's what you choose to believe but pure Luck or God's Grace. He's just in the right team at the right time.

Sometimes I feel the guy has some kind of Jazz because whenever it's time to concentrate on replacing him, injury on other positions would happen or the positions we thought we've taken care of after buying would turnout to be flops.

All you know how to do is rant how Jorginho anchors our midfield, yen, yen, yen...
NB, I'm not saying that Hojbjerg is the best replacement for Jorginho but pls give that guy a break because he'd no doubt perform better than J5 under the same structure.
You talked about how Hojbjerg has been a failure all the way from Southampton to Toteham. Please imagine a weakling and back passer in both teams and tell us what and how Jorginho would make a difference.

All we're asking for is someone who can give us all these glories J5 provides and a little bit more, a proper DEFENSIVE midfielder.
Take a look keen look at our defence, from James, Chiwell, Rudiger, Silva, Azpi, Mendy... ...they would easily contest for shirts in the top 5 clubs in EPL.
Can the same be said about Jorginho¿ NO.
Even in Arsenal, his lungs won't be able to keep up, not to talk about Liverpool or Toteham.

We can even test the waters here. One fan of these clubs should represent his team and choose if they would gladly let Jorginho sit as DM for them.
We also have fans of Madrid, Barca, n Bayern here... Would they also love to have the balon d'Or nominee anchor their midfield¿

Please ehn, let this annoying and irritating talk of Jorginho being the reason why Chelsea FC conceded few goals end here today because it's already sound foolish.

Something I'll gladly agree with you is Jorginho has finally won us a game yesterday against Newcastle. This is how you win a game for your team, yes, not by being the assigned penalty taker.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ixyi(m): 1:04pm On Mar 13, 2022
philip0906:
SHUT DA FVCK UP! 3 pages of fvckery from you. In your mind, you’re sanctimonious simply because your head is NOT in Roman’s ass but same head is stuck up the ass of western propaganda? Have you come here to condemn the Brits for selling your forefathers? Have you called out the Brits for sending troops to the Middle East to fight alongside the USA in wars that have killed thousands and displaced thousands? Same Britain that hobnobs with the Saudis?

But you want to come and be attacking Roman? I asked you the other time, did Roman become an oligarch last month? Did Roman become a Russian last month? Hasn’t he always been a supposed ally of Putin? Did he buy Chelsea on eBay? Wasn’t his purchase of Chelsea sanctioned by the same government?

Get the fvck out man.
Bro, I support ur post with this video. That guy is disillusioned, and feeds himself solely on propaganda.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Kttb1WaJE
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ixyi(m): 4:10pm On Jan 15, 2022
swiz123:
Jorginho being a Chelsea player is the reason we lost today grin grin grin...

Very soon, everyone will realize that that bros is a lunatic
Stop hiding behind your shadow. Tell us how Chelsea lost because Jorginho was benched, and do it with your full chest.

Jorginho sat on the bench where he rightly deserves to take lesson notes, and that's what should continue to happen until we get a proper DM.

Maybe you n your co travelers now know better than the manager who won you the CL n SuperCup.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ixyi(m): 11:43pm On Jan 12, 2022
donjazet:
Abeg make person remind me the head to head of jorginho vs horjtout. E fit don dey reach 7-0 oo. cheesy cheesy
You see why your hype on Jorginho seem like foolishness.
So from this your analogy, we can assume that Werner or Havert is better than Kane.
I'm sure you didn't see where your Jorginho was jumping like a shrimp without legs, not once, not twice.
Between Jorginho and Hojbjerg, who had a shot directed towards goal¿
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ixyi(m): 11:33pm On Dec 16, 2021
Segedinho:
If joginho has missed any of the penalties..would you have won??


If rudiger hadn't cost any...would u have wonhuh

The game was won more by joginho cos he scored cos anyone can miss ...

He scored and rightly won the game....
Jorginho couldn't help win the game today because no monkey to go work penalty for baboon to chop.
So, penalty winner >> >> >> penalty shooter

You don't want Jorginho singled out but you'd have singled him out for making the midfield tic if CFC had managed to get a win.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ixyi(m): 9:46pm On Dec 15, 2021
chelseamann:
Enjoy tongue


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjAUTduO_Fk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjs5oobVhW0

Just imagine the possibilities with a mobile power house like this guy who can actually shield his defence thereby reducing the burden on the defenders unlike that spineless virtual DM who can't control a ball or make a tackle even if his life depends on it - he just doesn't care.

Smooth penalties all the same.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ixyi(m): 8:26pm On Dec 15, 2021
jakjohnny:
What platform did you use to pay for it
UBA dollar prepaid card.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ixyi(m): 9:38pm On Dec 12, 2021
donjazet:
Kim, no need arguing this thing again.
A mind made up is a mind up. Is this not an issue we've been going back and forth on for months now?? Here we are less than 24 hours after jorginho has actually won us a game still debating his usefulness to the team. I'm exhausted.
I have long since resigned to the fact that jorginho will continue to play for us for a while irrespective of how long his haters still drag him. No need exchanging words further. Just rest.
DonJ, truly, a mind made up is a mind made up. It's very clear that no matter what this Jorginho does to cost us points and with insignificant contribution to what actually wins games, goals n defense, you'd rather take the glory of other hardworking players and bequeath to the back pass master.
Please tell us, how did ur Jorginho win us that game¿?
Rudiger had to leave his defense duties to go win 2 penalties and you boldly claim Jorginho won us the game. With imaginary open play goals n assist, right¿
When ur Jorginho gave a goal away to manU, why wasn't he capable of also turning the game around then handing Chelsea victory¿ It took the heroics of Silva to salvage us a point.
Even Chilwel n Alonso who gave away penalties were able to redeem themselves.

Kindly keeping on singing his praise while ur rival fans cheer you on while laughing behind their screens. We're dhaters to you.
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ixyi(m): 10:00am On Nov 29, 2021
Meloski:
how much did u got it boss.
$314
Technology MarketRe: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ixyi(m): 2:20pm On Nov 26, 2021
Guys, I just picked the redmi note 10 pro I ordered from Xiaomi Global Online Store, 21 Oct.
Item arrived destination 22 Nov, reached my local PO 24 Nov, I got the call today, 26 Nov.
The seller shipped out within 24 hrs. I paid #500 at the PO, no custom duty even though the seller declared the item as Mobile Phones (fear grip me since).

Special tnkx to Samsard n Lixusheng for making the order possible off #land (first timer on Ali), n to Jboixxx for delivering yesterday the nillkin screen guard I'd use to protect this phone.

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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by ixyi(m): 10:27pm On Jun 02, 2020
Greatihex:
okay, sir. Thanks.
And they are replying me with an sms say,
"Denied - Invalid bank verification"
Hey. Hope you changed your pin.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by ixyi(m): 9:15pm On Jun 01, 2020
Elantraceey, you're indeed a super lady. I wish I could do a quarter of this per month. Sobs.
We're proud of you, gan. Thumbs up.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by ixyi(m): 1:24am On May 25, 2020
shocked
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am Tired Of Staying At Home, Any Volunteer Jobs? by ixyi(m): 10:10am On Mar 31, 2020
Desperate and inconsiderate people. See how you just hijacked the guys thread.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by ixyi(m): 11:11am On Jan 24, 2020
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Moneyfirst:
Good morning good people.
Am having issues with my Africard. Got it on Monday and tried to link but got a message that it was denied by issuing bank. I went to the bank to inquire and learnt that they have been unable to fund the card.

The lady at the customer care seems to be naive on this whole stuff. I was even telling her the Africard should be International High and she did not understand.

I don't know what the whole issue is. I have been to the bank thereafter and still no show.

What should I do?

Go to another branch?

Must the card be written International High?

What of now that it has been linked to my BVN, can I get another one?

Please help urgently. I need to resolve everything today cos I have bucks I need withdraw ASAP.
"Denied by issuing bank."
I had the exact issue yesterday after getting my card and trying to link the card. On my first attempt to link the card I was debited the #1050 but also got the msg Denied, card status preActive from uba. I made many more attempts, even changed my billing address, but same denied. I was sure it was an issue from uba so decided to go complain today. After giving it much thought, I decided to go confirm again if I actually Activated the card by changing the PIN. Because I wasn't so sure it was successful the first time I did it on collecting the card. So I went to the nearest uba bank atm and attempted to check my card balance with the new pin... ...naxo o, the machine say Invalid Pin. That's how I discovered the problem. After successfully changing the default Pin, on my first attempt to link the Card to my Paypal... ....guy na one hand e take enta, kpakam.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by ixyi(m): 2:41pm On Jan 02, 2020
mudi26:
As I earlier said, I'm only getting appointment for two people this month, 1male and one female. And the criteria for selection is base on who PM me first and those with Family issues, then those who graduated Earlier before 2010.if ure not among January intake, keep calm as you are all in my mind and nairaland is my best social platform. Thank you
Wow, this is highly commendable. I pray that you'll be continuously blessed even beyond your expectations and imagination as you seek to help open doors for nairalanders in order to put smiles on the faces of their families this new year. Amen. Weldone Sir.
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CareerRe: Become a Transcriptionist by ixyi(m):
chiedozie198100:
Good day, my fellow sojourners on the road to self-employment AND financial freedom.

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Do you have a reliable laptop?
Do you have access to a good internet connection?
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Then you are ideal for this online job. This is no Yahoo Yahoo. You will have to work for your money, LEGITIMATELY.

You can earn between N40,000 to N300,000 monthly. it all depends on your dedication and input.

There are two ways to succeed in this online job:
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If interested, please go ahead and drop your email address, and then we go from there.

THANKS.
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Internships and Entry Level jobs In Nigeria by ixyi(m): 2:38pm On Dec 07, 2019
cedarZee:
I don't even understand sef, all these links that take you to nowhere.
Internships and entry-level jobs that you will end up seeing requirements like 2-5 years of experience. All for traffic right? cry
So sad undecided
My brother I follow u weak o. How would graduate trainee n internship positions require up to 5 yrs experience. From where na..

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