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Religion / Re: What Is The Distance From The Sky To The Ground Where We Stand by iyamALBEN(m): 7:16am On Apr 07, 2017
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Romance / Re: Any Virgin Guy In The House? by iyamALBEN(m): 7:17am On Apr 05, 2017
patosky3310:


I am just 15 years
Wonders shall never end. This days, U'll see a girl of 13 posting stuffs like: "I want to forget everything nd move on". Forget what little sister?...The multiplication Table?
Travel / Re: 40 Nigerians Deported From Italy Arrive Lagos by iyamALBEN(m): 6:19am On Apr 05, 2017
feldido:
Welcome back my Benin Brothers grin grin
Like say your greatest dream and aspiration no be to jand.
People like you no even mind to go stay Togo or Burkina faso self.
As for me, I no go pretend......Naija don taya me. If I see way too, I go cross border.

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Romance / Re: Funny Conversation Of A Married Man And The Girl He Impregnated by iyamALBEN(m): 5:36am On Apr 05, 2017
The guy that composed the chat would make spotlight writing Yoruba movie scripts.............He just wasted a perfect scene for Jide kosoko and Iyabo Ojo.
Nairaland / General / Re: Mom Of 19 Kids Pregnant With Her 20th Child by iyamALBEN(m): 1:50pm On Mar 30, 2017
This is witchcraft
Religion / Re: "Flying Bird Falls & Turns Into A Woman In Port Harcourt" - Lady Claims (Pics) by iyamALBEN(m): 1:49pm On Mar 30, 2017
9ja. We like to fly sote we name our national team..."Super-Eagles".

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Nairaland / General / Re: Shocking As Flying Bird Turns To An Old Woman In Port-harcourt by iyamALBEN(m): 1:03pm On Mar 30, 2017
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Romance / Re: Facebook User Claims A Customs Boss Slept With Her Twice And Dumped Her (Photos) by iyamALBEN(m): 12:58pm On Mar 30, 2017
Kai! If this is true, Do people like this girl ever think of marriage at all?? SMH. This girl deserves to be smacked in the face by a wrestler....With a baseball baton.....made of steel.....Repeatedly.....for a day....In lokoja.....under hot sun.
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My first FTC... I dedicate this FTC to every Igala, Ebira and Okun on nairaland...and also to the non-indigenes that passed through or are still in KSU, Kogipoly or FPI
#In A.Y's voice...."Kogi! Kogi!!...Their fada!!!...."

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Politics / Re: Young Boy Builds A Wooden House Inspired By Ipob by iyamALBEN(m): 7:05am On Mar 28, 2017
Look at the mindset we have given our children. Can't we just co-exist in peace as one Nigeria??
Now I see why other countries treat us like poo

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Celebrities / Re: Moet Abebe Holds Online Memorial Service For Late Dog [PICS] by iyamALBEN(m): 7:04am On Mar 28, 2017
Where I come from; when a dog dies....we throw it beside the road, on the road or in front of a neighbour's house.....This girl ain't Nigerian. Let's Banish her. ********And sadly...it made FP. FiveNairaland

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TV/Movies / Re: Tboss Reacts To Being Put Up For Eviction, Blasts Efe And Bisola by iyamALBEN(m): 7:02am On Mar 28, 2017
If she like, make she cry

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Nairaland / General / Re: Buratai Cannot Stop Biafra - MASSOB by iyamALBEN(m): 7:01am On Mar 28, 2017
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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Raping 13 Year Old Sister-in-law by iyamALBEN(m): 6:36am On Mar 20, 2017
See his face!
If only it was possible, I would look for 7 huge gays from Kenya and give them 1 million each to rape the man for 7 days. Then I'll release him and watch how he will manage to cope with his day to day activities after that experience.
Celebrities / Re: Yung6ix Gives $10,000 To The Man That Gave Him 10k To Relocate To Lagos In 2009 by iyamALBEN(m): 6:31am On Mar 20, 2017
Whatever chance you get in life....#Do good. Buh he shouldn't have made this public na.

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Romance / Re: Why Do The Ugly Ones Have The Most Say? by iyamALBEN(m): 6:28am On Mar 20, 2017
1)They are other ways You could have presented this without unnecessarily being stereotypic.

2)Nobody is ugly and nobody is beautiful. W'all just have different parents.

3)Just like everyone else; You were never given the privilege to choose how you should look after birth.

4)You will conclude that I commented this way because I'm part of your so called "Ugly Ibadan boys".

5)I haven't seen you before but I'm confident you are not more handsome than I am.

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Politics / Re: Fayose Raises Panel To Probe Police Attack On Woman In Ekiti by iyamALBEN(m): 6:14am On Mar 20, 2017
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Politics / Re: Armoury Used By Criminals To Store Dangerous Weapons Goes Down In Kogi (pics) by iyamALBEN(m): 6:29pm On Mar 17, 2017
I suppose dey prepare for ma IT by now; Buh because this mumu Governor no gree pay salary, I never even start 300 level and I enter d university(KSU) 2014. Bello pls pay your workers so that I can resume school.
Culture / Re: List Of First Class Kings In Nigeria By ThisTrend by iyamALBEN(m): 8:52pm On Mar 16, 2017
I still dey look for Attah of Igala
Crime / Re: 50-Years-old Grandmother Sells 3-Years-Old Girl For N500,000 To Pay Rent (photo) by iyamALBEN(m): 5:37am On Mar 15, 2017
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Politics / Re: EFCC Uncovers 2 Billion Naira In George Turner Account by iyamALBEN(m): 5:31am On Mar 15, 2017
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Religion / Re: Sex Scandal: Stephanie Otobo Petitions Lagos Police, Wants Apostle Suleman Probe by iyamALBEN(m): 5:29am On Mar 15, 2017
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Religion / Re: Boko Haram Releases New Video Showing Gruesome Execution Of Government Spies by iyamALBEN(m): 6:58am On Mar 14, 2017
If it has been expected or not what will it profit u. Ok....It has not been exposed........oya go and beat him up na.
Politics / Re: ILE-IFE MASSACRE: Northern Leaders, Speak Now Or Remain Silent Indefinitely by iyamALBEN(m): 6:30am On Mar 14, 2017
We don't have Nigeria anymore. What we have now is; #North Niger(Aboki Dem) #South Niger(Militants Dem) #West Niger(Afonja Dem) and #East Niger( Flat head Dem).

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Celebrities / Re: I Am Not A Homosexual - Charly Boy by iyamALBEN(m): 6:23am On Mar 14, 2017
Nobody's saying you are a gay na.
We are just saying that you prefer Men to Women.
#Youngman/woman.....you aint gay. #you just prefer the back door.
Religion / Re: VIDEO: Apostle Suleman Wanted party, Has Big Manhood - Stephanie Otobo by iyamALBEN(m): 12:02pm On Mar 11, 2017
How can somebody leave her sense in Canada, come down to Nigeria and start misbehaving.
Someone should give this girl agbo pls.
Politics / Re: Biafrans Should Fight Back -- Asari Dokubor Video by iyamALBEN(m): 11:56am On Mar 11, 2017
Oya come collect Gun make you lead the fight na.
E for good if you fit carry-out suicide bombing like 72 times........but since na only once you fit do am, no problem.
*****Some people are just good at scattering.*****
#Let's stand together Naija.
#There would be garri when the beans is done.
#There would be jollof at the end of the party.
Romance / Re: Two Nairalanders Pre Wedding Pictures (sept 12th Weds Sept 13th) by iyamALBEN(m): 11:48am On Mar 11, 2017
Guy!! As you dey carry our sister go so, the day werr report go reach us say you misbehave................!!!
May God bless your union.

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