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cos you were busy eating pizza and epa

so how is your woman hunting going?

xynerise:
We met at a supermarket close to each other's house. After shopping I decided to move out and found out that her car was behind mine so I ask d security to fetch d owner of the car. She came out walking majestically and smiling. She apologized still smiling I was gazing at her smiling without listening to what she was saying. I quickly said "no problem madam" she was about going back to the supermarket when I quickly said " I am Jeff and u are? Silvia she slowly said. As I try to give her my card she said "Dont bother I dont need it". I pleaded for where she said pls let me be. She hurried back to the supermarket and I followed just like a he-goat. After buying, time for the bill I brought out my wallet to pay and she quickly brought hers out and pay. I said in my mind " witch". She went back to her car and tried to open it when held her hands and begged like a beggar for just a lunch.(imagine me) She looked at me with pity and said "ok but I will pay my bill" Till then I said in my mind after all na initial gra gra. She didnt me her address rather she gave d address of where she normally read her silly Hardy chase romance novel(sorry to say). I met her there and off we go. I took her somewhere sha . Right there I began to tell her about Nairaland and she said she too is a member. She asked what my username is and I was shy to say XYNERISE due to the number of nasty and funny thread I have posted. Ok, she said, " I am Skydeep and u are? I am XYNE. . . RISE. She laughed like a hyena. I said what is funny? She said "u clown". In my mind I said "your papa clown" and laughed with her. Nairaland actually made our friendship closer and she gave her add. This time her real add. I never stop coming to her house every weekend. She later said Yes to me and today we are happily married after 10 months of dating. We just cant believe it. You too can get a life partner here if crazy Xynerise did.

how romantic to discuss nairaland with a babe you just met on ur first date! dry guy

@ toba indeed, its a pathetic sitaution

Mayb skyd was attracted to ur multiple thread opening skills! as for toba ur student, forget him he no get liver to chyke babe

Toba right? Dat old fajin?

Shior! See dry xynerio wey skyd help out of loneliness dey form relationship coach.

Mtchew!  see xynerise dey form relationship coach

Which one be skydeep thread again? abeg show me the way there.

190 too wasn't online yesterday. *does it mean u guys are working hard towards dis baby*

Toba good mrng! @ goldie, Why shld I ? When u didn't ask of me yesterday?

See dis Ben 10 pant wearing guy dey call kettle black!

Are u always dis selfish?

Holds her by the throat to ensure she doesn't swallow the last piece of chocolate!

As always, I am here!

Shior! I be correct master for nkwobi matters. But I hear say ur own bad so tey u go say u busy

No thanks! I don't do local delicalies.

@ high_C, ur boi go fk up big time! Toba wetin? If u can't hide behind ur computer to express ur mind to a babe, I wonder how u wld cope in real life.

Open a thread and I wld be more dan glad to be a spectator there!

Wetin now@ dave

B@ toba, u be complete 4k up! Mtchew.

How on earth did I niss this? If na like toba guys dey toast babe, most of us wld be single!

Why was ur thread locked?

As usual!

So therefore? But I tot seun is 27yrs old? How old is ur elder sister and how old could u possibly be? *so na one small pikin u be sef.

Home page? I am begining to suspect u bribe to get ur threads to dat front page

Oops! Not again?

@ dyt, all those weapons for me? I tink I'd rather pass then.