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be a good boi and i would allow you swim in my river of life

who told you that?

dave2:
Iya, if u dont produce my wife in the next 20 mins, u dey big trouble be that

its been 1hr, 13mins and i am yet to produce her! where is the wahala you threatened to give me

no i cant see. is that chi-baby above me?

ehen! where were we? i had to log off to face work small before them go sack me

xynerise:
^ shut up and come see me in the rest room.

when you get restroom? whatever happened to your "under stairscase"

190:

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smh

unlike your pant wen water never touch for 3 straight months

Just deep your pant into river benue for 2minutes all the fishes go float come up DEAD!! [/color]

things such as this worth millions of naira cos they are artifacts

Who is everybody

wetin dey do your mouth? or you smell 190's 1mth used and not washed boxers

which persin ring tone when he wan come be dat ? i suspect deli.cious

what is with the face?

xynerise:
^ my kpekus small? I dont brag. Just ask anna she go tell you how big it is.

which of the anna? definately not my anna

xynerise:
@iya. Liar! That wasnt the reason why you zip up. I was squashing your kitty and was going deeper and quickly you remove my kpekus after you have clima.xed and said you are a virgin.

how can one clima.x with a rod as tiny as yours

[quote author=deli.cious link=topic=655537.msg8375261#msg8375261 date=1306140758]Well who's going to tell me how their weekend went. [/quote]ermmm! i went to Xynerise's house, then we started playing ludo, before long i felt sometin on my laps and he started moving closer and closer to my then i allowed him go on just to satisfy my curiousity. we got down to business and i got down on him. i then heard one foul smell, i wasn't sure what it was only for me to realise that xynerise had POLLUTED! the smell immiediately killed my morale and i Zipped up!

hello deli

xynerise:
very Irresistible my dear. You were just like my princess cindarella and very romantic? I am suspecting you Iya cos i have fallen for you completely.

really? oh how so sweet of you darling

does it mean iya is dat irresistible that both you and dat antelope are dreaming of me

Really? Did I bite off ur antelopistic preak

Mrng guys! Hope u all had a gud weekend? Did our guys behave well to earn demselves pu_c

Thanks mzgrt which kind Ac no be fan xynerise dey brag

I said are you Mrs 190?

She dare not or we deport her from nairaland

Dyt, nor to worry, u know we(you, me, anna and mzgreat) share info a lot. We can always ask anna what his ringtone is

Baba ow far!

Perform wetin? Shebi ogaga own na scream, xynerise own na to dey vibrate like nokia 3310 wen he wan come. He lasted about 48secs

Can't you check my profile pic?

^^ I talk to u? Referring to xynerise! @ Mzgreat, u mean dat black tuber of yam with veins is 190ispised? litu wonder oyibo gals keep asking him for sex! D colour contrast is wat keeps bringing dem

Even xynerise own sef worse pass 190. I give am my sometin make he shine  yesterday and he just like say na HB pencil inside my sometin!

Must you see me?

Do I look like I took you serious?

See you. Batch b members or na late addmission into heaven! We don dey flex here since yesterday