blazetitov:


Guy, you dey vex ooo

Wetin I do na, e too much ?

pinkycute:
Wicked Wicked Wicked!!........†‡‡†

Nna en, I don suffer no be small o

our skul , seriously, nigerian education system is so not making sense at all.

Meel:
bro y u cum wash our skul now

Wetin dem no go predict, ask them now, they will predict that i wont visit nairaland throughout tomorrow.
jobless pple

nice list, so far my school(LAUTECH) is there, i dun av a problem .
In another news, to think LAUTECH made that list, this shows how crappy our education in Nigeria is, some of my mates dont know how to perform machine operations, no knowledge of automobile, no good design knowledge, no course on any design software at all, nothing on power generation, and i know this is the same for all universities in Nigeria, just theories and photocopies and deadlines from lectures with very high level of frustration, i swear, this is why they always call Nigerian graduates un-employable. smh. I hope to become minister of Education/Technology one of these days sha. will surely change the system.
But op wait o, what of convenant na?

Dannidom:

you go fear na

As soon as you have your degree certificate with you, either to whom it may concern or the original, you should start applying.
Send application for any job you see online, either graduate trainee, get a good cv, state your strengths and weakness, projects youve embarked upon, skills and like.
yes, there will be aptitude test, you are still a graduate, an employer needs to know your capabilities, after then, interview, chats, as the case requires, you are lucky to be serving in lagos, never underate yourself, you can get a job without having nysc certificate.

nothing much . I have learnt a lot from him. I will just make him do overtime with no pay and deduct his money per hour when he is absent from work. , sometimes, i will also delay his salary with no reason

holusormi:
I'll shoot him in the fvcking face !!!
Cc iyisco2001

You should've done that when you had the chance., am watching yoooooooo.

faith2ogesco:
even if jimi SD no to DAT tactics, u think say PDP go gree?

You knw that's why I am saying Nigerian politicians are all the same. Crooks.

adeoti01:

For boyzzzz...wait make GMB take over...then one one Buggati for una...

en, not bad now

adeoti01:


Jah saves you...am about to press *ban* button...oya Oga Davide470...I think I deserve 2bottles of Big Orijin for breaking dis dudes from their Maersk, sowie from their Shell...
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@Iyi...market fun Ooº°˚˚°o but still rowdy...patiently waiting for Buhari to come pacify everything as he promised (#1 = $1...I dey dream)...I wan see McDonald for places like cele bus stop,fadeyi, Agege, mushin, oshodi, ipaja, and so on....

How ur side...JK or Ambode...waiting for Ocean trip Ooº°˚˚°o ...

Lol, I am out.
Ok, Jimi don loose the respect wey I get for am, I just think all these politicians are the same, if you need votes, u don't need to use the divide and rule principle, it will only lead to choas, my reservation for ambode also, take it or leave it, tinubu is planting him for personal gains, at least, Fashola chase am commot him cabinet.
Either ways, how una weekend na. Wetin dry for boys

adeoti01:
Iyisco2001...why do you *viewing* as if e be *Iya Number 1*...we are now in 2015 Ooº°˚˚°o not 2001...u better change....

Lol, ok. U caught me, I just wanna be silent member of the thread/forum for now. Hello to everyone, how market.

Thank God

Damn! Of all days of the week, today, my gas cooker decided to make sure I starve. Shit(exhausted gas)

This is a good charge. Nice one op.
When a man stops aiming and pursuing his aims/goals, I do call such a living dead man, people like this would see their successful friends in future and start saying they hustled together, he knows him, he is successful now he can't ask of you.
Build your own empire, stop being lazy, fight for yourself and your family. Be relevant in your society, remember, if wishes were horses, beggars will ride, hard work with precise plans work. God bless our hustles

ask her what she packed to make the boobs look big before the fiance asked her out, i dont believe a sane man who loves big boobs will ask a lady with tiny boobs

holusormi:


Oyinbo oooo !!! ,,, chief engineer!!!

Engr holusormi, Thanks for bringing my attention to that.

Thats the least i could do ma

Merlissa:



Interesting!

So can you REPLACE a bulb?

You might be right about that, but i must confess, the industry is changing, we have a whole lot of practicing Engineer who are good at their work. Self development is the key, Hence the word qualified as Basildvalour mentioned.

Rapmoney:
Op, you goofed big time!!! All what you wrote are TRASH if you are referring to Nigerian engineers!!! Pipo wey nor fit connect lamp holder or manufacture common wrist watch? Abeg, make I go see wetin dey happen for other reasonable threads jare!

Yes ma, I am proudly a Mechanical Engr.

Merlissa:



Thank you sir!

BTW are you an Engineer?

Duly noted

Basildvalour:

Therefore, it would have been correct to say, 10 reasons to date a QUALIFIED engineer cos not all are engineers. Agreed?

xynerise:
Are local mechanical engineers included?

Yes they are, their spouses can testify to it. They fix their wives at night

Merlissa:
And some can't fix common bulb!

And some can' even speak well and can't write well either!

Dear, we dont fix bulbs, we can only fix sockets, bulbs damaged has to be replaced.
Some schools dont teach on spoken english, foundation is the real deal(either ways, idea is the main thing)

Basildvalour:
Sir, not all engineers do all that

One in the department of Electrics almost blew down my apartment with wrong connections yet he is a graduate and practising.

Ladies, beware of this kind if you do not want to get your hearts blown up into flames of angry emotions

Meanwhile, GEJ till.....(You know)

I understand sir, but that Engr/Technician must have been naive of the principles surrounding what he was doing, hence the Bleep up.
LOL at bolded

Seun, use google map na.
The Q&Q Place5, Alade Lawal street, opposite Anthony Village Police Station off Ikorodu Road, Anthony Village, Lagos, Lagos

adeoti01:
Good afternoon ALL...
Please I would humbly appreciate the assistance of any of my great bosses here to give me the ad-lead for the address...
The Q&Q Place, Opposite Anthony Divisional Police Station, Off Ikorodu Road, Anthony Village, Lagos.

Am kinda confused about the address...
Please a vivid description will be appreciated...
I thank you in anticipation for your quick response...

you sound so pissed. Has your heart been broken by one?

FLAWLES:
WDFIAD? 10 reasons to date a Rapist,10 reasons to date a prostitute.. Niggas should just shut it and gerrawt from my front :@ mtwwwwwws; so annoying

You correct dear.

Mznaett:
Civil Engineer all the way....bt like seRiously we"re special

Hear me out – there are tons of jobs out there where guys bring in loads of dough and can shower you with diamonds and fancy cars and lavish dinners on the town and put you up in swanky high-rise apartments (whew, I better stop before my mind gets out of control with this!). But how many of those guys actually care about you, too? Not many.

Considering dating an engineer? Here are 10 reasons why you should:

They Make Great Money
OK, it’s no secret that engineers make incredible money. And what girl/boy isn’t looking for a little sugar here and there? But what sets the engineers apart from the rest of these high-power, high-money positions is that they won’t go overboard with showing off their bling. Engineers tend to stay humble about their money, but still want to spoil the heck out of you. It’s the perfect balance, really!

Your parents will approve.
Your friends and family will be happy for you, simply because you have a stable income coming in at the end of this month, you don’t have to worry about the family burial, support of siblings etc

They Have A Stable Job
The Nigerian economy has always needed engineers, and they always will. On top of that, a 27-year-old former engineering student probably has a few good, solid years of experience under his belt at that point, versus a medicine student who’s probably still going to school and will be paying off school loans and studying for the rest of his life.
No, an engineer has a steady job straight out of college, and they don’t require an obscene amount of school. That means more time for you – yay!

They’ll Do All the Handy Work.
You’ll always have a pencil when you need it. Just look behind his/her ear. Tools like screw driver, spanners, hammer etc would be in the house. Whether you own a house or live in an apartment, when something goes wrong, who do you call to fix it? Do you shell out money to the pros when there’s a crack in your floor or the pipes under your sink burst? What about when something goes wrong with one of your outlets? Do you know how to fix these problems yourself?
Let’s be honest – most of us don’t, and that’s why we usually have to call in the pros. But when you have an engineer for a boyfriend, you have a built-in handyman. He’s smart enough to figure all of that tough stuff out, and he won’t charge you (except for maybe a hug and a kiss – which you should give him anyway!).
He is capable of solving your relationship problems with a datasheet. Can’t do the math? Your date would love to solve those problems for you within a twinkle of an eye. He is very good with calculation and computational skills.

Good knowledge of designs.
Be it engineering or other types of design, if you buy a home together, it will be structurally sound, you wouldn’t have to worry about structural failure or wrong house plan, or if you are purchasing a machine, he knows how it is supposed to work and the possible failures of ill design. You get to save money because you have good knowledge of pre-purchase problem, he’ll simply choose the best product.

They Work Hard to Understand You
Engineers make very sure in their day-to-day lives to fully understand their tasks at hand. You are just another task for him to accomplish, so he will do everything in his power to work to understand you and learn how to make you happy.
When he figures out what works, he’ll store it as a “formula” in his head and remember that it makes you happy – and he will continue to repeat it while making tiny variations each time so you’re still on your toes. It’s a wonderful and exciting happiness! Engineers are always up for a challenge. This is what he is trained to face, he is always on top of his game and he fixes all situation. Stress and strain in a relationship is manageable. Engineers don’t run away from a problem. Conflict resolution will be approached in a calm, logical manner; he will consider all possible situations without being judgemental.

He is tech savvy
He’ll patiently explain the tech jokes till you get them. Have computer problems? Your date can kill “bugs” for you. He will read all manufacturer manual, comprehend and explain it in details to you.

They’re Freakin’ Smart!
How sick and tired are you of going on dates with lame-o guys who don’t know how to carry on a good, intelligent conversation? I, for one, have had it up to here with those guys (as I reach up over my head – here!). I want to go on a date with a man who knows how to talk to me and is sometimes even willing to debate me and discuss important topics – y’know, other than shoes and purses and clothes and everything else that’s important to me.
Engineers are great for that – but they also won’t overpower you with the smartness. They’ll still love to hear about your latest shopping spree, too, I’m sure! (Translation: they’re smart, but laid back, too.)

They’re Dedicated
Did you, or do you, know any engineering students in school? Did you ever see them out at parties, or were they always at the library with their nose in a book? Need to talk late at night? Engineers can handle all-nighters. His/her attention to detail is not just limited to the resume.
Engineers are naturally dedicated to their profession, and the dedication usually carries over into other aspects of their lifestyles – like going to the gym and paying attention to you. That’s a win-win right there: a guy who’s in shape and totally dedicated to his girlfriend and his successful career? Yes, please!

They’re Too Busy to Cheat
As if the dedication factor weren’t already enough, add into the equation the fact that they often have crazy project deadlines to meet and rarely have much free time, and you have yourself a cheat-proof boyfriend/husband or girlfriend/wife.
Don’t let the time stuff scare you, though – yes, they’re busy, but they will always find time for you. They are great time managers!

Now, not all of them actually posses these qualities, but if you meet one who does, you will be feeling lucky throughout your lifetime.
Respect to my guys in other professions.

so emusmith, i take it that you are a lawyer

my submission.

one hell of a week man, but as usual, Nigga survived nairaland was a good companion all through

emusmith:


Very well, yours?