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 Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Gamine, Let's Talk. by iykee(m): 4:01pm On Aug 31, 2007 |
Haa! if all the world was full of "billy goats and she goats" what a bla bla world that would be. some people actually open their mouth to talk but nothing comes out, just gibberish, bla bla bla. i dont even have your time .silly! But i take back the animal appendage, wasnt actually my fault if uve got rechristened on naira land. i didn`t start it and it kind of stuck, but come oh? how do you you that im refering to you, no come on .logically if you are not a goaaa? i mean youre not the only one inthe room are you, Or else you really are, ? Doyin, you! when i have your time u`ll tell me why you dont like VI girls, is it that some chick from there shunned and snubbed u like a nobody in your past relationship escapades?ur reason was not good enough! hit the nail on the head u have a crush on Gamine.Admit it! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I'm 20, I Have Never Dated Anyone: Do U Find That Strange? by iykee(m): 2:56pm On Aug 31, 2007 |
imhoagene:Hmmmm,Gamine u should seriously think of calling this guy,i mean u cant ignore him like that , not with all his confessions? infact i think i hear a song in the background , its faint but listen first lines sweet melodies these are my confessions, confessions uh uh/ i dont wanna be a player no more, no more uh uh/ i`m not a boy but i`m not yet a man, uh uh/ i was young and stupid, infact i still am, uh uh oh/ please take my hand,let me make you understand[i], boo boo/[/i] call my number damsel(08034349505)and let me be your man[i], ur man uh uh uh[/i]/ Oh! God save me |
| Romance › Re: Guys Can You Wash Your Girl Under Wears? by iykee(m): 2:23pm On Aug 31, 2007 |
Ask Earnest Obi the actor/writer/director/producer/marketer/pant washer, after washing pants on glamour girls film, he now washes his wowans pants and came and informed us as- a- matter -of -fact on a daily newspaper, for heavens sake!so what?, must you take your womans private innermost privacy and expose it? im out of here, |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Gamine, Let's Talk. by iykee(m): 2:12pm On Aug 31, 2007 |
Hmmm, it looks like Gamine is enjoying all this  Shock reaction seems to be the one who started it Doyin ,apparantely has a online crush on Gamine and i can find him on every thread as long as Gamine is there. sillygoat , as usual, is being silly.shock reaction please tell us the "koko" .What is it that you want to tell Gamine.if its that u love her , we`ve heard all that before , but this open fued with you and doyin struggling over Gamine and silly goat using the "seminary school"approach of pretending not to be intrested,but all the while lurking around the thread, hmmmmmmm  Very soon,Kemji will have to use more than a chilled bottle of fayrouz to cool himself, it will have to be a bottle of Baron de vine, for the all these online mafias. |
| Celebrities › Re: Leona Helmsley Left $12 Million For Her Dog. by iykee(m): 10:13am On Aug 31, 2007 |
Haa, See now, and im talking that the rich are getting richer and all that and now animals are now becoming richer than most people on earth. do you know in her will she left nothing for her 2 grandchildren? i want to fly this dog into nigeria and nationalise it, will that be possible Dogs in nigeria need a role model, they need celebrity dogs ,superdogs,bling-bling dogs, this dog with all the money can start a NGO to help save less unfortunate dogs in Calabar- u know what i mean,start a doggy politocal movement, save the dogs! and have the financial muscle to pull strings in aso rock, perhaps have meeting with the first dog and other members of the dog caucus? anyway shaa hola at my home dogs (please let us suggest a name for this dog that befits the new status) |
| TV/Movies › Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 4 (IV) On TV by iykee(m): 9:52am On Aug 31, 2007 |
dominic,dozie and kim, who would of guessed, but dont you think our dear presenter,bob manuel-udokwu , is tilted a little in favour in favour of a certain contestant? im not saying hes partial niether am i mentioning names but this particular contestant did forget once to bring her map, did arrive last a a certain task among other things like falling over her boots hopelessly?- chelsea`s didier drogba couldnt of collapsed better in a 18yard box. Okay, its dozie and no other, but all this eviction, camp no sweet again |
| Romance › Re: No Finance, No Romance! by iykee(m): 4:37pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
Doyin, nah claim to traditional title u wan use claim ur owm, in nigeria today money can buy you a throne,but can it buy you a wife? I agree with Gamine, we need money, if that was not the case then i probably would of been married by now ,dont you think? But we have to know when that money becomes the sole criteria in marriage, when ladies now wait to marry "ready made men" and then enjoy where they dont know anything about the money apart from the fact that there is money , AND IT IS TO BE SPENT. But keep your title in line, heaven knows that in Nigeria today its much easier to pick a traditional title than it is to acquire M.R.S (mrs) |
| TV/Movies › Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 4 (IV) On TV by iykee(m): 12:07pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
Haa, Shade is good riddance to bad rubbish, where did they even pick her up from.Apart from being totally clumsy and "aloofish", she just has no opinion her own, evrytime shes aked a question shes always like -" the same thing that they said", Shade what do you think? and you can bet your months salary that she`ll reply-" the same thing the others said"or "buchi has said what i want to say" .I dont know why she was shouting when she missed her shots at the target, Abeg what was she expecting? i know if you give shade a toothpick to remove a stuck piece of meat from her teeth,she probably spend a whole week at it. I never see some one so, anyway let me heep my cooments, the organisers wanted shade to go by all means , the shooting task presented the perfect oppurtunity,its equally good that buchi didn`t scale the task too.Now the camp is rid of, (once again i reserve my comments) To me , dozie will win |
| Literature › Re: Ayomorocco Versus Orikinla by iykee(m): 5:42pm On Aug 28, 2007 |
OKAY hold on a sec im not actually a "barber shop chair" kinda of person but i guess in this case i being the Ref, have already made some bais decisions, and i have tilted the belt in favour of a certain person(Ayo) based on some remarks ive seen posted- talk about prejudice, okay the fight is on but i take back the champion belt from ayo and declare this fight neutral, and open no no no what am i saying, please stop fight you to.i told you before to bury the hatchet ,now see what ive caused, all the tickets have been sold out already okay catch u guys later gotta close shop now |
| Literature › Re: I Have A Crush On Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie by iykee(m): 5:29pm On Aug 28, 2007 |
Ha Ha, Doyin nothing for you, not even in your wildest dreams. You know if wishes were horses then even beggers would ride upon them to utopia. try somewhere else, its okay to have a crush,but my advice, keep it at it is.A CRUSH |
| Literature › Re: Ayomorocco Versus Orikinla by iykee(m): 4:54pm On Aug 28, 2007 |
gring gring sound of the bell, in the blue corner! weighing 175pounds (not pound sterling) and from (where are you from again?), the champion,the unbeatable,the number one,the all and all ! Ayo morroco and in the red corner,weighing 168 (pounds,minus shoe and clothe weight), the challenger,the bonny man, soft as the air but as poisonous as bad gas, the loud mouth orikinla, ROUND ONE, Ah ah! where them now? orikinla come and defend urself oh. ill be the Ref.please no below the belt punches or tribal,sexist insults Just trade those verbal punches of your at you two alone and yes please mind the Ref. if you dont abide by the rules, then you`ll be hearing from your mama soon, start the fight |
| Literature › Re: What Does It Entail To Own Or Publish A Monthly Glossy Magazine? by iykee(m): 11:41am On Aug 28, 2007 |
hi. its almost a month gone and im seeing this,but i guess even you should know how long it takes to go through all the info on this site. about the magazine, i think if youre intrested in knowing then you could mail me @ iykeedwards@yahoo.com. im into a publishing/media firm in lagos and magazines design and print is one of our specialities.u could call me to on 08024943573.or check us out at www.lifeandtimesmedia.com, and ill give you the full figures plus any other help you need in the number and type of people,cost and how to start, goodluck in your endervours hope to here from you . iyke |
| Literature › Re: Hi People by iykee(m): 11:05am On Aug 28, 2007 |
Hi joy , welcome to the literature corner.although i`m sorry that your entry has been heralded with 2 guys fighting over the cyber oceans seperating them with their keyboards.having premature beefs just for the joy of it and sucking up the controversy,not to mention abusing the original purpose of the thread. Nowadays on nairaland,even pages dedicated to such graceful discussions as literature and religion are not spared from invaders, abeg,who will save us? okay back to the topic, my name is iyke and im an editor(+many other things) with life and times magazine (have you heard of it?),you can check it out @ www.lifeandtimesmedia.com (i havent really had time to update it ,though).im really looking forward to getting in touch with young writers and if you have any write up or poem,feel free to send it (if it meets our criteria then i`m sure we can publish it). as for orikinla (hmmmmmmmmmm) and ayomorroco,bury the hatchet you get,its a little bit early in your carreers for beefs- even if you are turning 50 |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I'm 20, I Have Never Dated Anyone: Do U Find That Strange? by iykee(m): 10:36am On Aug 27, 2007 |
@sillyboy, they say you can tell much about a person by the name they appropriate themselves.(all dis nah long grammer,i hope you understand ).anyway what i am trying to say is,"ARE YOU SILLY?"You can check out my post and see that i did invite EVERYYONE and ALL (esp nairalanders) intrested, to a job interview.(MY boss employed 6 all from nairaland). Instead of reading sexual meanings into everything why not channel your verbal energies into something like scaring off all the rats in ijesha? Believe me hell would be more prefarable to me than your "yansh" |
| Tech Jobs › Progamming Contract For Grabs: Online Game Site by iykee(op): 10:28am On Aug 24, 2007 |
hi i`m tyring to get in touch with some bad progammers, our firm, sum communications, wants to develop an online quiz site that requires serious programming.the media firm is based in lagos and if your intrested in working in-house or on contract basis or wants more details,then please feel free to contact me.by mail on iykeedwards@yahoo.com or call 08024943573. thanks iyke |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Where Are The Guys On Narialand? by iykee(m): 5:36pm On Aug 22, 2007 |
BOYS! we dey here oh,nothing do us? where are you? lagos? hope to her from you later. |
| Romance › Re: Why are Men not Crazy about Tall Girls? by iykee(m): 5:20pm On Aug 22, 2007 |
i`m 6feet 6 and and ive never had tall girl of such height anywhere near me,just "short" ones, i dont know,is it a case of opposite attracts? okay but even if i was -shorter, i think the idea of having a taller gal look down on your head really doesnt stand so tall after all ? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I'm 20, I Have Never Dated Anyone: Do U Find That Strange? by iykee(m): 5:03pm On Aug 22, 2007 |
hey gamine, i tried caling you and also tried sending you a mail, that was when i was in search of graphic artist.if you can work in the creative service department of a media firm just let me know.on the issue of your dating status, trust me theres nothing wrong with it, i`m 25 and i`m not dating anyone,YET! |
| Career › Re: Need A Job Ugently by iykee(m): 6:19pm On Jun 12, 2007 |
hey, you didnt give ur contact add, phone no, or e mail, u said you work wit a mag before? okay,let me give you a shot.i`m loooking for good graphics guyz for a media firm that does mags, print and design, advertising and communications,its based in lagos along the int`l airport rd.my call me on 08024943573. iyke |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Job Vacancies by iykee(op): 5:31pm On May 30, 2007 |
job oppurtunities exist hey lagos has over 13mil people yet i`m finding it hard to find just 4 people to work in the marketing dept of a media consulting and publishing firm based in lagos. its located along the int`l airport road. fresh grads out of school and other experienced players are needed. submit ur details to my email at iykeedwards@yahoo.com or call me on 08024943573 before the first of june.the job has room for growth and is excitimg and challenging. hope to hear from you, |
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