Picked up a lady from Musa Yar'adua In Victoria Island to Ojuelegba Surulere side. With 2.6 surge her total bill was #8000. Lady didn't even say Wow! She just transferred the money to my account.
I was so happy I dodnt even wait to see the alert before zooming off. (Although i took note of her house address in case of stories that touch)
Good side of the scarcity. The bad side now is my tank is empty and no fuel anywhere.

Please oh, what is rude in going all the way to Mowe/ Ibafo to check out a car that you were assured is uber ready, only to get there and see the car has a 'Please wash me' scribbled on it. The tyres are flat and half the engine is missing.
What's rude in asking to see pictures of the car on whatsapp first only to get there and be shown another car, that the one sent on whatsapp has just been taken,
But will you drive this one.
Call it rude or foolish or whatever. If partners can make demands like 40k upfront. 500k deposit, a guarantor who is a chief judge ...then I think I can also - with neg I take beg self, that please if your car isn't uber ready don't post it. It's not asking to much.

Enyinne:
i just dey laugh .
I can feel his rudeness from miles away .
Seconded by me ,its only a fool will want u for a driver cos u will be a torn to ur partners flesh ,thousand of drivers needs car with begging join to support it and ur here dishing out instruction.
Nonsense and ingredients

Is it your attitude?
For one that claims to be the leading mentors here you obviously have forgot that ratings have a little to do with attitude but at times the nature/state of the car and other things outside your control.
No one owes me a favour. Life is short abeg, so if you can't see the humour side of it swerve abeg.
I wasn't barking orders so why it's panning you I don't know....unless?
So please speak for your self and face your front and let others decide if to contact me or not.

Romeo3:


you have a rating of 4.4. says much about your attitude to riders. you talk as if anyone owes you favour.

see him barking orders and commands to his imaginary would be partner. even typing in capital letters. anyone that contacts you after this tripe you posted deserves to have his brain removed from his head and flogged.

nonsense and ingredients.

It's a new week and a new month and a great time to go back online as a driver.
The only challenge I've had is with unserious "partners" or wannabe partners abi agents of partners.
I'm a Uber/taxify driver with a 4.4* rating and I'm very serious about driving and doing business with you.
But I take God beg you, if your car is still to be cleared at the wharf, if you haven't even done the vehicle license or registration, if your cars gear box is still hanging at the mechanic workshop or you live in sagamu, ijebu ode, mowe, seme border and you expect me to come there weekly or just to inspect the car first, please please please for the sake of Nigeria's independence. DO NOT CALL ME. Don't call to say you have a car available and uber ready when you don't. Don't put on this thread post of cars you dont have and when you clearly don't live anywhere in Lagos.
I'm sorry I'm just annoyed with the antics of some people.
Please I'm ready to start driving like today today now now. It's a new month and I've had my time wasted with unserious posters here.
I live in Alapere Ketu and I can do 30-35k depending on the car make or 40k hp.
Please call or whatsapp 08102205266
Let's move Lagos

Still waiting for the call Ogunvic.
I've sent you my CV last week
Really need to get back on the road.

ogunvic41:
Its breakfast time. I like Yam and fried egg for breakfast
By now.
LETS MOVE LAGOS

I'm a uber driver with 4.4* rating. I'm also available on taxify. I'm looking for a partner/car to drive. I can do weekly rental or Hp. Left my previous partner because of mechanical issues with the car that weren't my fault.
I live in Alapere Ketu. And i can start work immediately.
Please call or chat on 08102205266.

I'm a uber driver with a 4.3* rating and I'm looking for a partner who is serious, to pair with ( I've noticed some partners reach out here with cars that are still in the mechanic workshop, not even ready for uber, or still with the old driver and haven't deactivated him yet).
So please if you have a car and it's ready and you need a driver to begin driving even at today today you can call or chat me on whatsapp.
My name is Ik. I live in Alapere Ketu. I left my former partner because of a mechanical issue with the car that wasn't my fault.
I'm ready to start immediately on both uber and taxify. Can do rental or hire purchase.
My number is 08102205266

I'm a uber driver. I reside on the mainland (ketu) and have a 4.3* rating. I'm available for weekly rental or hp. I'm ready to drive and I seek an intrested partner to pair with immediately.
Pls call or whatsapp me on 08102205266.

SweetJoystick:
Uber/Taxify registered drivers needed for car rental purpose, Toyota camry 2005 model. Driver should be resident in Lagos, preferably on the mainland (Ojota, Berger, Ikeja, Ogba, Agege)

Interested drivers should send a mail

iykeedwards@yahoo.com

I'm a uber driver with a 4.4* rating looking for a partner to drive for. I'm ready to start immediately and I'm well conversant with uber/ Lagos roads.
I live on the mainland, Ketu/Alapere to be precise.
Maximum I can do is 30k weekly.
Can do weekly or high purchase.
Pls text or whatsapp 08102205266

I am a uber driver with a 4.3* rating.
I am looking for a partner to pair with either as weekly rental or hp model.
My name is Edward and I live in Alapere/ketu area of Lagos and I'm well knowledgeable of Lagos roads, hard-working and corteous.
Please based on my last experience I will be honest and say I can only do 30k a week and nothing more.
I'm ready to start immediately.
Please chat me on whatsapp : 08102205266

bluebarz:


Hit me up on 080365867714 lets talk.

Your number has been switched off for weeks and when it finally rings. Someone who has no idea of nairaland picks and says wrong number

djaxz4sure:
Still looking for a driver for my 2007 Camry for immediate employment. Residents of palm grove/yaba axis are preferable. Send me a message if interested.

I'm interested. Can't see your number . Pls let's chat on 08102205266

Tommicome:
Hyundai Elantra with 4 brand new tires, a perfect engine and a clean body. It doesn't consume much fuel. PM me if interested in Hired Purchase or driving.

Only serious discourse please.

I'm interested in the hire purchase. I'm Edward live in Lagos. I'm a activated uber driver. Pls text me on 08102205266 and I'll get back to you.

Any Uber partner or car owner looking for a driver on either uber /taxify platform or others in Lagos [/b]please kindly call:
Ik on [b]08102205266
I have;
Valid lasdri and drivers license
Good knowledge of Lagos road network
Goal and target setter
Well behaved and decent.
For either weekly rentals but preferably hire purchase.
Can start immediately.

A recently activated uber driver, but well experienced with good knowledge of Lagos metropolis is looking for a partner / car to drive. The individual, Edward is 34 lives in Ketu area of Lagos.
Hire purchase model would be preferable but if not available then weekly rental of 40k.
Can start this week, immediately.
Pls call or send SMS to 08122706221
Thanks and will reply immediately

indomienoodles:



Hello Iyke, can u pls tell me the process u took to be activated. I did the test since friday and i haven't heard anything from Uber. I will appreciate ur response

I waited for my result as they promised to notify us through text, but I didn't see an SMS, so I booked another appointment using the Uber Nigeria calendar to check result at their lekki office.
I was told their I passed the test and within a few hours my account was activated.
its just the Uber drivers app that doesn't have Lagos as a city under it.

Hello
My name is Iyke I am a newly registered Uber driver. I have a drivers license and lasdri and I also possess a good knowledge of Lagos road network.
I am very corteuous, professional and goal oriented.
I am looking for a partner in Lagos to drive for either rental or commission.
I reside in the mainland (ogudu, ketu area) and I am ready to work immediately.
I can be reached on 08102205266
Pls I won't disappoint.

Steven Gerard has given insight to his plan to sell out liverpools EPL game with chelsea (yes again) if the blues inturn allow they the reds lift the F.A. Cup on saturday. He figures chelsea need a top 4 finish while he wants the double. Hmm scratch my back& i'll scratch urs abi?

@ Mizieya
From the begining of time, people have questioned the existence of God, we all know the doubts, the alleged fake miracles and how science has tried to disprove and all that.
my question? must you really take like a whole blog space, _{fill it with points downloaded from websites} waste ur time and energy in doing the research you did, I mean who send you message?
You dont believe in GOD, in this modern world pls tell me , how does that change the price of fish in the market?
my dear u came into this world alone, so shall you depart alone, and while you are still at it- try and keep ur devilish anti-christ campaigns to you ALONE!

House Hold, SOLID!
Just want to get in touch with all the householders in Nairaland, Hey we can even start our own thread here and discuss everything about our church and other things.
You will agree with me that HHG is a very large church, since i`ve been coming i have always tried to meet new people and make new friends, but it hasn`t been easy, even in a christian setting, i mean you just can`t walk up to some one at the carpark and be like ", hello can i be your friend" , Okay some people can, but i dont relly think i can do that,

So lets start here, my name is iyke, i was born in july (the month of rest ha ha, God blessed us so much , He gave us 5 sundays in that month), i started attending household of GOD in march 2007 and i`ve been coming ever since and i really enjoy every sunday, i havent come to the wednesday teachings yet, but i know i will soon.

So thats about all, let me wait and see if i get to hear , SOLID! I know there are some exciting householders in this forum and i can`t wait to meet you guys, there is so much to talk about, and if we finish talking, then we could even sing, ha ha i love the songs Pastor sings and i dont know most of the words to them, i guess thats why i`m starting this thread, to share.

anyhow, lots of love to you all
iyke
iykeedwards@yahoo.com

HEY
This your mag, wat is it about? Sorry for the questioning, it`s just that i love everything about magazines,
i`m looking for graphic artist too, but full-time,
although i have a few numbers of those who wanted temporary, contract or freelance stuff,
i dont know how they would take it if i gave u their details online, so i guess i`ll mail them to you, if thats okay,
but please, do tell me more about your mag, ciao

08024943573
iykeedwards@yahoo.com

Hey my worst ads are
1) the freelife sanitary tissue ad, i mean how dumb, so you go to the gym and
you`re carrying a pack of sanitary tissues in your pocket, as in a whole pack?
the dancing is rubbish and so is the whole concept behind, and that girl.God is she ugly!

2) haansbro, the tongue animated stuff and the squezzing the cow stuff, that was rubbish.I remember
great products that had characters i loved and brought as toys.there was the tiger in frosties cornflakes, the monkeys in
rice crispies, and so many others.For something as tasty and sensitive as bisciuts-it`s 2 thumbs down for that ad.

3) Dark sailor, rubbishhhhhh,the scence,the girl,the guy self and the so much obvious voice over
it makes me wonder? doen`t BON or APCON or any other media regulatory agency censors all these ads?

then all these malaria killer ads, i cant remember which one,but it has something like the white blood cell fighting with
a parasite, God! i`ll prefer having malaria for a week than watch that advert again

An intergrated marketing communicatons agency, with major intrest in advertising, and based in Lagos.
Is inviting intrested persons who wish to work in their creative services department,
to send in their application.
The applications are to be submitted urgently,the deadline is on or before friday 14th sept.

Requirements

• Minimum of 1-2 years post NYSC experience in Design and creative work.
• Ages between 20 and 29.
• Ability to create high quality designs under short deadlines and with no supervision.
• Ability to think & develop creative solutions and concepts for clients and prospective clients.
• Strong dynamic advertising flair and knowlegde of current advertising trends.
• Knowledge of design techniques, tools, interactive web and web design applications.
• Fast learner .

please send your applications and cvs to iykeedwards@yahoo.com OR CALL 08024943573

I guess i`m to much -or maybe i`m to lonely,
i`ve seen aruya and crazy babe july 30
henry2tech and redeemed july 29
lola and ope4real july 31
buchi25 ,july 25 and queen 23, that was real close, just some hours before of after
ive seen kath 12,teddyface 4, jones77 27th, johnpeace 22, dk4justice 10,valtox 13,

i`ve practically searched the whole 12 pages, AND I CANT FIND MY BIRTHDAY MATE!
AM I UNIQUE or are my fellow july 24 mates becoming extinct?

july 24 hola me at iykeedwards@yahoo.com

Tats:

It seems there is more trouble for the dog called trouble.

1. Leona's brother is not interested in keeping the dog.
2. The dog cannot be buried close to the owner in a cemetary for humans when it dies.
3. Finally, now that the dog has money, the former housekeeper is planning to sue for part of the dog's inheritance for biting her in 2004.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/09/04/AR2007090401473.html

Do i see an impending law case? the house keeper vs rich dog.
so why doesnt the housekeeper sue the ants when they bite her? or take to the courts anytime a fly perches on her butt?
Human nature is it, she now wants to give the Dog a bad name and "screw it"

By the way does the doggy have a lawyer?

@ Doyin = I dont know what good name you have that you dont want me to spoil.
Lets face it, its not like adding more grease to a mechanics workclothes will make him more dirtier ? will it?
But you know what i think? i think ur a nice guy, just get around this ur "thing" with nairalands own version of Meryll Steep,
I think the devil does indeed wear prada,

anyway shaa my game is far from over,

@gamine
i know of big and beautiful
beauty and brains
beauty and bold
beauty and a bitch
then just bitchy and bashful

hmmmmm let me see where do u fall into?

welcome to relationships
forgot your birthday in just 10 months of dating when the love is still meant to be fresh and driving you crazy like "nmmaya"-wine i.e
by a year and six months she`ll forget ur name then
funny how she sent u a text on the same day and asking you to buy something for her?

o boy shine your eye, this your relationship looks like a one sided-buy buy for me thing?

okay ive heard from two of you,
now where`s silly?
and shockreaction, he seems to have little shock absorbers,i never see am since,

okay no me by force, now could shock reaction come and put me back on track, since he made
his much publicized "i want to talk to gamine" speech- i havent seen him doing the necessary "follow up"
Abi have you settled him already Gamine?

okay doyin- back to you, so this your grudge with VI chicks is real and sincere
you know you could always IM me in private if you dont want hmm and hmm? to know

Haba, spare me
i was only trying to help the poor bloke,
why would i drop my number, have i asked u for your number?
why do girls always think that guys are always created for begging for numbers?
check well those numbers again

imhoagene:

hello damsel, if you don't mind, can i add you to that number? it's not that i'm a player, but i was too young and stupid for anything serious. I think i'm old enough now. call me: 08034349405 [color=#990000][/color]

with the one at the song
call my number damsel(08034349505)and let me be your man,uh uh
Oh! God see what i was talking about , even you should know that im older than this!