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Politics / Re: Declare War On Insecurity As We Can't Continue Living In Fear And Poverty – Obi by iykololo(m): 4:29pm On Aug 17
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Your father should have used condom

Na. She could have just swallowed
Business / Re: Meet 24 Nigerian Billionaires In Oil And Gas Industry by iykololo(m): 4:27pm On Aug 17
Meti99:
The 24 elders behind Nigerians afflictions..
But I know there are more Northerners than the Southerners

Spoils of the civil war. Yellowbar and awusa controlling wealth from a different region. Why would they want secession.

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Travel / Re: Jejoja Family: Husband Reacts After His Wife Tore His Passport (Video) by iykololo(m): 11:46am On Aug 12
Hmmmv
Travel / Re: Why I Tore My Husband's Passport At The Airport - Woman (Video) by iykololo(m): 11:26am On Aug 12
officialwdhtvv:
"I’ve Endured A Lot" – Woman Who Tore Husband’s Passport Breaks Silence

"I tore my husband's international passport because I didn't want him to go back abroad" — Woman who tore her husband's International passport speaks.

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgkYONS2Rek


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd7sMGt0ahg



Women and lies- 5&6. "Fear women"- a quote not meant to be taken lightly.
See her playing the victim.
Health / Re: Indian Man Who Put Long Live Eel & Lemon Into His Anus Undergoes Surgery by iykololo(m): 7:57pm On Aug 03
Politics / Re: Protests: Peter Obi Tells Tinubu To Address Nigerians by iykololo(m): 9:12pm On Aug 02
He should

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Politics / Re: Protesters Carry Mock Coffin Of Tinubu On Keke Napep by iykololo(m): 8:51pm On Aug 02
Racoon:
This is unacceptable and bad! That Tinubu’s ocastrated the Jonathan own does not mean another person can do this shit.

YIMU[b][/b]
Politics / Re: #EndBadGovernance: Sultan, CAN President Demand Immediate End Of Protests by iykololo(m): 8:15pm On Aug 02
Jagabanbattle:
Anyone who continue the protest from today henceforth is a criminal and should be treated like one. It is treason to plan a coup against an elected government either through civilians or military. Anyone who is caught protesting and asking for change of government should be imprisoned till court deliver judgement which is death by firing squad. Nonsense

You need sense.
Politics / Re: Moment 'anti-protester' Began To Complain About The Hardship Under APC (VIDEO) by iykololo(m): 6:20pm On Aug 01
Thewrath:
Hunger does not understand written scripts!!
Aswear
Politics / Re: Abuja Protesters Overrun Federal Secretariat Complex, Defying Security Crackdown by iykololo(m): 6:04pm On Aug 01
MadeInTokyo:
No gree for anybody
Tinubu is a bastard


*TRY GET RESPECT*. Do you insult your dad like this too?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lets Discus Payrolls In Nigeria. What Is Your Monthly Salary? by iykololo(m): 8:58pm On Jan 11
450k
Supervisor

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Education / Re: A School In Onitsha Invited Father Christmas For Fun But It Ended In Tears - Pho by iykololo(m): 9:12am On Dec 14, 2022
princeemmma:
Father Christmas looking like a masquerade


MADE IN ONITSHA GRINCH.

WHAT A TERRIBLE XMAS EXPERIENCE FOR THE KIDS
Religion / Re: Christians Help Their Muslim Friends In Cutting Bushes At Eid Prayer Ground by iykololo(m): 3:00pm On Jul 05, 2022
God1000:
Some Christian youth and elders in kachia local government area of Kaduna state joined their Muslim friends in clearing the grasses at the Eid prayer ground ahead of the forthcoming July 9 as Muslims prepare for Eid prayer.

Some people on social media commended the move including one reverend father Albert Nwosu

https://www.facebook.com/660673490805047/posts/pfbid068npvCJFFvaNGsw2PLSQeVmM83L18LEYwenLEdb7f2vF1usgKzmNhoYn2QGnL3vKl/?app=fbl

Na to de turn around every 30secs.

I mean, na cutlass everybody hold for there so o.. hmmmn

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Food / Re: The Catfish I Bought N3600 in Enugu by iykololo(m): 9:51am On Jun 17, 2022
fineboynl:
lol. But I have those grind black pepper in mind that why I bought this small fresh pepper..

"1 crate of "33" Export for you. Cheers to friendship.

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Health / Re: Federal Poly Oko Student Commits Suicide Over Hardship In Anambra (Graphic) by iykololo(m): 9:48pm On Apr 26, 2022
MrCover:

A Federal Poly Student OKO, Commits Suicide In His Room, At Green Lodge, By Hanging Himself, After Facing Hardship, Reports.

According To Reports Gathered By , The Male Student Who is ND 1 Level In The School, has allegedly Ended His own life.

As At The Time Of Filing This Report, What Leads To Her Suicide Is Still Sketchy.

Donnie Saico Media, Who Notified On Facebook, Wrote:

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

https://www.facebook.com/117533482987270/posts/770698144337464/
You just conclude cos you want to make news?
Take down this post or come prove to the police how he died because of hardship in Anambra.

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Celebrities / Re: Mabel Makun: I Had 3 Miscarriages With No Medical Explanation – AY's Wife by iykololo(m): 9:46pm On Jan 30, 2022
Village ppl
Crime / Re: Fleeing Boyfriend Who Killed Lover For Money Rituals Arrested In Ogun (Video) by iykololo(m): 5:28pm On Jan 30, 2022
Totilopussylick:
17-year-old Wariz Oladeinde from Kugba.

19-year-old Abdulgafar Lukman from Kugba.

Mustakeem Balogun from Bode Olude, all in Abeokuta.

Soliu, the leader of the gang


Lazy youths tongue

I wonder who loves money pass for this country.

The Ibos go extra mile to make money legit.

The Yorubas mine skulls and yahoo plus to become rich and none of them has made it to the Forbes magazine tongue.

Oduduwa and skull mining are like 5 and 6 tongue.

PATHETIC THAT OUR YOUTHS HAVE DEGENERATED TO THIS. NAME CALLING INSTEAD OF CONDEMING THIS ACT, IN NOW THE ACT OF THE DAY.

WHEN WILL THE FG SANCTION THIS FORUM COS IF NAIRALAND DOESN'T DIVIDE NIGERIA, NOTHING ELSE WILL.

BTW, I AM A SOUTHERNER AND I DONT SUPPORT THIS
Business / Re: Master Energy Filling Station Umuahia, Gutted By Fire (Photos, Video) by iykololo(m): 11:59am On Jan 29, 2022
Eyaa
Religion / Re: Yahoo Boys: Pastor David Ibiyeomie Tells Police Stop Collecting Money From Thems by iykololo(m): 4:56pm On Jan 28, 2022
Babtech001:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV3H3bPuBok

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CZQHKtBhGBC/?utm_medium=copy_link

[/b]"Stop collecting offerings from yahoo boys!!" POLICE REPLIES PASTOR DAVID IBIYEOMIE.[b]
Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu Visits President Buhari (Photos) by iykololo(m): 7:58am On Jan 19, 2022
I see. Fools everywhere
Health / Re: World AIDS Day: When Was The Last Time You Checked Your HIV Status? by iykololo(m): 2:52pm On Dec 01, 2021
BadRadio:
Ideally I check my status every 3 months and also do desame before a new relationship, I also compel my partner to do desame before we engage sex, which of course is usually done responsibly with the use of protection.

Do you know your current HIV status?

When was the last time you checked?

Yes,Last 2months
Romance / Re: I Asked A Girl Out, She Said She Isn't Ready For Relationship, Now She Is Dating by iykololo(m): 7:22pm On Nov 16, 2021
soundOsonic:
I met a lady last year, we talked well and vibed well. Later on I would go to her shop to discuss and I would have this eye contact with her and I thought I felt something like a spark though. Even the Lady with her suspected we had a thing together but I just recently knew her. We both talked as if we know each otherfor like forever.

She asked me for my number, I gave her. I never asked her for her number simply because I wanted to make sure that the signal we are getting from each other was purely romantic and not platonic and I wanted to take things slow.

I felt that her asking for my number was that she needed to spend more time with me if I am not available physically. So we started chatting. The chats was going smoothly and to my surprise we do chat all through the day we literally chats all hours of the day.
Then I did what all single Hot guy will do, out but apart from the Hot which I am not most times; I asked her out. I was not after sex perse I just wanted enough closure bridging through the platonic platform to a more romantic setting.

But she replied with this exact same words "I am not ready for a relationship, I want to complete my schooling and be focus with my education."

Well despite her reply killed my envisioned sun setting romantic bliss; I understood as she was a good girl, a virgin and someone very focus with academics. I know this because she tells me everything about her things happening each day, minutes and seconds.

I was contented with the platonic relationship, I thought I would wait maybe 2 or 3 years as that's what she was indirectly telling me.
A month later from the time I asked her out and was turned down, that time was December: Christmas period. I took my sister out to a nice eatery and I asked her if she could come along as a friend. She obliged but told me she would be going some place after that I said ok.

So after she left to her place of wherever. My sister told me she is worried, I asked her why, she said she went to her guy's place. I was shocked this is a lady that is not ready for relationship. This guy in question is a Yahoo guy by the appearance and all. The guy later broke her heart as that's the first time she is dating I think at 21. Another guy in the area too was like dating her as well after that guy, at the point of dating he got another girl pregnant and broke her heart (same Yahoo guy).

I thought why did she ever chose not to date me. If at all you were not physically attracted to me why didn't you just tell me instead of all these mumbo jumbo. I am actually an average looking guy. Maybe a 6 or even a 7 based on world standard.

My question is why do girls always refuse to date me, I am not a good guy neither am I a bad guy. The one I am asking out says I am not in her level, that she is in a very low level for me to look at her or ask her out. She believes I am after sex.

The next one said I am too low for her. Though she was older.
The one I confessed my feelings for her heart isn't even with me but another but she started catching feelings but sometimes she gets to her senses and she convince herself she belongs with another.

The girl who I don't even know that keeps greeting me Everytime but I keep ignoring her, I later went for her after a year she turned me down.
I just tire o.

Edit: Not every woman I meet, I ask out. I have a particular type of lady I ask out that depicts my taste. Any Lady beyond or below I show zero interest.

People saying I should move on, I have already. I was never pained o. And those calling me a simp I no even understand, where did you read any simpish move from me? Or do you at all know what SIMP is?
My problem isn't sex o. If I wanted sex I would get it easily from those low class street girls without spending a dime. I am after my kind of girls but they are saying NO.

She meant with you bro.
Forum Games / Re: In Which Order Do You Get Ready? And why(photo) by iykololo(m): 12:32pm On Nov 15, 2021
I DONT SEE A 1A there. Use of toilet comes first before the brushing and shower.

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Health / Re: Merck Corona Tablet That Costs ₦400k (Video) by iykololo(m): 1:05pm On Oct 13, 2021
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Graduated With 2:1 But This Is Making Two Years Now No Work by iykololo(m): 12:03pm On Oct 13, 2021
You are welcome. Are you just waking up?
Aren't you one of those shouting bubu beyond 2023?
Well, I am a first class ,but run my business. Dont wait for your govt or country to fix u up. Fix yourself and employ others.

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Having An Emotional Affair With Her Pastor by iykololo(m): 10:43am On Oct 06, 2021
truthCoder:
hnmmm.

first, stop reading blogs that define relationships.

lets go practical. I speak the truth and it might hurt.

your wife and you got married not because you are best of friends but because you both seem to meet certain societal requirements you both set for yourselves. You wanted a virgin and a church girl from a good home. She wants a good man with a good job who will love her.

This is where the problem starts. You and your wife might be married but you are not friends. She needs someone to be free with and currently you are not..the pastor is.

Here is what you should do.

First ball is you. Are you the kind of guy that is not easily approachable by the wife on petty things? If you are, you need to change. She must have access to you on everything. If she thinks about ABC, she must be able to gist about it with you. Be more open. As regards sex, she is a learner...teach her...Sex is not just the penetration. Learn about taking it sloowwwww....For the next few days, make love without penetrating her. make her relaxed, give her a good massage, help her clean her ear, arrange her hair, help her try on different clothes, just lie on the bed and gist, kiss and cuddle, give her head, cut her toenails, do everything that involves touching but no penetration. This will loosen her more.

Take the pastor's phone number. Call him and tell him you are XYZ's husband. Don't allow him to 'pastorize' you. Tell him you have seen the chats and you are disappointed. Tell him he should never contact your wife again or he is going to see hell on earth. Tell him you will come into the church during service to embarrass him if he doesn't stop contacting your wife. Tell him you will report him to Winners Headquarters in Ota and via social media then hang up the call.

Next ball park is your wife. Sit her down and have this conversation with her. Tel her the most important relationship she has is the one with you. Every other one is secondary. Tell her you would love her more if she can make you her friend. If she has any thing to discuss, She should be free to do so with you. Show her love. Show her that she matters. Gist with her.

You will win her back

Red flag.

This must be the accused- pastor providing a solution.[b][/b]
Politics / Re: Soldiers Torture Residents Of Cross River Community For Rejecting Herdsmen by iykololo(m): 7:29pm On Oct 04, 2021
Mouth Gig:
SOUTHERNERS NA DUMMIES NAA grin grin




U CAN USE DEM FOR PRACTICE SHOOTING grin grin





DUMMIES grin grin


And such a comment is allowed to remain on a public platform. Seun, u need to step up your services
NYSC / Re: My Life Is A Mess Right Now, I Need Some Advice Please! by iykololo(m): 9:18am On Oct 04, 2021
Dahustler007:
Long story Short! I'm currently serving in the North-East region of the country precisely Gombe state. I got myself into some debt mess mixed with me gambling my 33k in just two days! I know I messed up big time.
My mind isn't at rest, I'm kinda depressed and I have School tomorrow I can't teach those primary school pupils in this state of mind I need some advice on what to do... I cried my Life out... I deserve all insults and more. I just need help! Please someone should help me. I'm dead¡

Sapa
Romance / Re: How I Handled My Cheating Serious Girl by iykololo(m): 5:12pm On Sep 24, 2021
schoolboymatt:
She's slept with a cripple. Wtf
On what grounds if you don't mind me asking

So a crippled is not entitled to sex??
Politics / Re: Wike, Isaac Kamalu Relocate To Abuja Over Supreme Court VAT Case by iykololo(m): 1:30pm On Sep 20, 2021
Tissaia:
Old fool. The attention seeking drunkard trying to distract his case with EFCC. When EFCC arrest him after his tenure, he will shout witch-hunt. Lagos, Kaduna and Kano contributing more than them, but you will not here them rambling like monkeys. Shege IPOB terrorists brother

U r the fool who doesn't know what she is talking about. Tribal bigot.

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Religion / Re: Discovery Of Galilee Boat From Jesus' Time Proves Bible Accurate - Video, Photos by iykololo(m): 5:53pm On Sep 19, 2021
Virus99:
So this is the Jesus boat grin


You find a boat and then fiaaaaam...it is the Jesus boat
Omo these people are trying too much

I just tire for them

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Politics / Re: Second Bach Of A-29 Super Tucano Fighter Aircrafts Depart US For Nigeria by iykololo(m): 5:32pm On Sep 19, 2021

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