Urging patience and perseverance, Governor Fubara drew an analogy from religious history, saying, “If God could be patient with Noah to allow even the snail to enter the Ark, then patience remains an essential virtue in our struggle.”
He also cautioned against falling prey to those who want engineer violence by fanning provocative acts, warning his supporters and Rivers people to avoid certain elements who sought to destabilize the state.
“Their goal is to create problems and deny people their means of livelihood. We will not allow that. We will continue to operate peacefully and respect constitutional authority to ensure that our state remains a model for others in Nigeria,” he concluded.
“No matter what we see, we must remain steadfast. In all things, we give glory to Almighty God. I believe that in the end, we will emerge stronger,” he added.
He reaffirmed his commitment to justice and equality, stressing that his administration envisions a society where no one is oppressed.
“We believe in egalitarianism, and if our beliefs bring us some pain, so be it. The most important thing is that we stand on the side of truth and righteousness,” he stated.
Nawao, Spoken like Jona again. Na so e de be una?
Well I admire ya'all not always appearing to usurp power unlike those who say: "EMILOKAN" or "by the grace of God, the dog and the baboon would all be soaked in blood"
Saywhat10: Armed herders clash with security forces in Yenagoa forest
A violent confrontation erupted in the dense forests of Yenagoa, Bayelsa State, as heavily armed herders engaged in a fierce battle with security forces. The escalating tensions have intensified concerns over regional security, raising alarms about the enforcement of anti-grazing laws and the safety of local communities.
kabillion: That's why he is Tinubu the jagaban of Africa. Man like him flush everything you said here plus you down the toilet and surge on. Jagaban is large, larger than any Ibo living or dead
Kalatium: If you’ve ever been in a Nigerian university, you already know every department has its own unique "flavor." Some are filled with bookworms, others are full of party animals, and a few? Well… let's just say you’ll need to hold your wallet tight.
So, let’s break it down department by department—and don’t be offended if you see yours here. Truth is bitter, but na facts we go talk!
🏥 Department with the Highest Number of Coded Runz girls – NURSING
If you’re looking for baddies with fine face, tiny waist, and scrubs that hug their curves too tight, nursing is the place. These babes know how to "care" for people, but let’s just say, some of them extend that care beyond the hospital wards. You think you’re dating a nurse? Bros, check her shift schedule well o!
🎙️ Department with the Highest Number of Talk-Actives – MASS COMMUNICATION
If you mistakenly start a conversation with a Mass Com student, just prepare yourself like you’re entering an oral exam. These people can talk from Lagos to London without stopping for water. Even their sleep talk is well-structured like a news report.
🌱 Department with the Highest Number of Dirty Boys – AGRIC & FST (Food Science & Technology)
If you see a guy wearing slippers with cracked heels, dirt under his nails, and smelling of fertilizer, just know he's from Agric. These ones don’t bath regularly because "we work with nature." And FST boys? If they ever offer you food, check if it’s experimental o!
🚧 Department with the Highest Number of Muscular Girls – CIVIL ENGINEERING
These girls don’t do "baby girl life." Their biceps alone can carry a bag of cement. If your babe is a Civil Engineer, she can help you fight your landlord and even build your future house by herself. No stress!
⚖️ Department with the Highest Number of Arguments – LAW
Law students don’t just talk, they argue with sense and confidence. Even if you greet them "Good morning," they will first define "morning" under Section 2, Subsection 4 of the Nigerian Time Act. Bros, avoid dating a Law babe if you hate arguments—she will win every fight before you even open mouth.
🧪 Department with the Most Serious Students – CHEMISTRY
These ones read like their life depends on it (and to be honest, it does). If you mistakenly interrupt their study session, they will look at you like one chemical reaction that failed. But no wahala, at least their future is "stable."
🧫 Department with the Highest Number of Dullards – MICROBIOLOGY
These ones will cram "Bacillus anthracis" today and forget it tomorrow. After graduation, if you ask them the difference between bacteria and virus, they’ll say "I don forget that one o."
💉 Department with the Highest Number of Ajebutter (Rich Kids) – MEDICINE
Medical students be acting like they are the most important people on campus. Their parents send them weekly allowance in dollars and they spend half of their time complaining about "stress." Meanwhile, na them dey chop life pass.
🕵️ Department with the Highest Number of Thieves – PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION
If you ever lost something in a class with Pub Admin students, just count it as charity. These guys don’t steal, they "divert resources" like politicians. If you mistakenly borrow a biro from them, just go and buy another one.
📖 Department with the Highest Number of "I Can Work Anywhere With My Degree" Attitude – SOCIOLOGY
Sociology students believe they are too versatile. Ask them their career plan, and they’ll say: ✔️ "I can work in HR." ✔️ "I can work in the bank." ✔️ "I can be a politician." Bros, just say you’re confused.
📚 Department with the Highest Number of Crammers – ENGLISH
These ones don't study, they cram and pour everything out during exams. Their motto is "Forget after writing." If you ask them to define "onomatopoeia" after graduation, na wahala be that.
🧠 Department with the Highest Number of Mumus – PHILOSOPHY
Philosophy students overthink simple things. Instead of greeting you with "Hi," they’ll ask: ❓ "What is Hi? What is the meaning of greeting?" ❓ "If I say Hi, does that mean I exist?" Abeg, shift!
💻 Department with the Highest Number of Fresh Boys & Yahoo Boys – COMPUTER SCIENCE
If you see a light-skinned guy with earrings, iPhone, and expensive sneakers, just know he's a Comp Sci student. Some are coding websites, others are coding "client format."
👔 Department with the Best Corporate Dressing – ACCOUNTING
Accountants dress like they are going for job interviews every day. Even under the hot sun, these guys are rocking suit and tie.
🧪 Department with the Highest Number of Stingy Guys – ECONOMICS & POLITICAL SCIENCE
These guys have money, but you will never see it. If you date them, be ready to split bills 50-50, even on your birthday. They believe in "economic management of resources."
⚰️ Department with the Highest Number of Ugly Girls – PHYSICS
For some reason, Physics babes dey always resemble Einstein. Maybe it's all the calculations, but beauty and Physics no too mix.
🎭 Department with the Highest Number of Talented & Tomboy Girls – ANATOMY
These girls are either future surgeons or footballers. If you have an Anatomy babe, better get ready for "boyfriend treatment"—because she’s the one who will open doors for you.
🏫 Faculty with the Most Confused People – EDUCATION
Education students? Even they don’t know what they are doing. Inside Education, you will find: ✔️ TVE ✔️ AVE ✔️ HVE ✔️ EVE Bros, na confusion full there!
Seun: I had a long phone chat with an old friend of mine who I previously had a public falling out with. We agreed to disagree about religion and family life, and promised each other not to allow our differences of opinion to be a stumbling block to our friendship anymore.
We also committed to doing business together. I will buy a beautiful duplex from his company and consult them when I need to travel. He will buy 7.5% of Nairaland at a very attractive valuation and become a director of our company so that we can benefit from his vast experience.
It feels so good to be on good terms again! I urge you to follow our example if you're currently not on good terms with any old friend.
Dear SEUN, only you post, only you push to FP. How much % ownership will land one on the board?
Summary: You waited too long to rule. When the people did not want you, you learned the ropes and supported the worst of rulers to dethrone a better government and gain notoriety. Upon the tenure completion of the largely detested and unpopular government you helped rig into power, you did everything possible to seize power and forcefully impose yourself on the people, creating an illegal government worse in every imaginable way.
Your reward to Nigerians for all the times they rejected you? Untold hardship on a scale never before seen in the country’s history. How you still got your people to sing your praises amidst the suffering is utterly unthinkable.
"Suffering and smiling"—Fela would have made an album about your devastating leadership style if he were still alive today.
OLAADEGBU: Confirming the tragic incident on Monday, the Village Head of Matuak Giwa, Simon Ayuba, stated that the herder had been seeking shelter from the rain with his cattle when the lightning struck, killing them instantly.
Let them demand compensation from the gods or even FG. Probably an earlier condolence visit from Ṣàngó .
Chaii, he fell. While it is good to compensate, your lack of sympathy or demand for justice for the inimical perpetuation of evil by the herdsmen towards your own people tells a lot about your failed leadership. Sorry for the Edo people, you deserved better.
A very big ass-licker talking. Mtcheeew. Your thief and drug lord of a president grabbed power and took Nigeria from +3 to -40. Yet, only his brothers, who aren't tired of suffering and smiling, will continue to sing his praises as if they are oblivious to the realities. Their so called elder statesmen have all protested against previous governments that were by far better than this Agbado system of governance. Yet, when it came time for them to voice their disdain for their so-called illustrious son's monumental failure at governance, they were all mute and turned blind—shamelessly collecting tokens to sing praises to an appalling precedence never seen before. A bunch of shameless betrayers and a monumental failure of a people.
NGsultan: JUST IN: Saudi Arabia says new moon sighted, declares Sunday Eid-el-fitr
I see my text was received about the moon sighting which I caught a glimpse of from my balcony after my first wrap. happy ed to all the Faithfuls out there
Foreign Affairs › Re: Death Sentence For Three Americans Over DR Congo Coup Attempt Overturned by iykololo(m): 9:03am On Apr 03, 2025
