₦airaland Forum

Fancygurl23:
Thanks

Thanks for thanking me, you be asset. no mind some of them wey dey catch cruise. don't let them get to you.

A greater percentage of Nairalanders tends to joke and make unhealthy jest about peoples misfortunes or worries and it makes me wonder at times if some of us were shown love when we were kids.

Fancygurl23:
Here is a picture. Not showing my face. Hope I've cleared the doubts of you Thomases? Nairaland sef

I know an nsk babe born 2000 and is endowed with boobs 2wice as yours in size. with a little exercise while wearing a tight sports bra... things would fall in place and get tight, don't let it sag and avoid eating processed food as much as possible esp after 6pm, run away from sugar and carbonated drinks as much as possible. most importantly, be confident..

ps: don't let your man squeeze em too much.

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Working Hours: Monday-Friday (8.30 am-5 pm).

Salary:180,000.00 NGN per annum (#15,000 per month)

Interview Date: 28th May, 2022.

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*Role: Operations*

*Job Description (Customer Operations):*
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(3) Prepare and send out reports to clients;
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*Job Description (Installation Operations):*
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(4) Managing productive relationships with existing clients.

*Working Hours:* Monday-Friday (8.00 am - 5 pm).

*Salary:* 300,000.00 NGN per annum (180,000.00 NGN fixed, and 120,000.00 NGN additional commissions based on performance as regards your meeting deliverables).

*Skills required (Customer Operations):*
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( Strong communication skills both written and spoken,
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*Skills Required (Installation Operations):*
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(3) Strong communication skills both written and oral,
(4) IT skills,
(5) Resilience, and
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BoredBerry:
Hi!

My name is boredberry... I'm 19... And I need a boyfriend... He must reside in Abuja or be willing to travel to Abuja if he resides in other state... I don't discriminate but I would prefer a southerner, esp from these south-south states (Delta, Edo, Port Harcourt) or a south westerner excluding those from Ogun and Osun...

He must be tall... I'm 5.5 so he must be above 5.7...

I prefer dark men... Who doesn't love chocolate? But if he's fair and attractive I might consider...

He could be a Christian or a muslim... But I don't want someone who's too religious... I'm not really a believer but I'm very tolerant... I hate fanatics...

I need a man who's a lover of science! And mythology, astrology, history and so on...

A pan-African...

An avid reader...

He must be creative... Someone who sees things from many perspectives... Thinks outside the box...

He must be funny! And polite enough to laugh at my lame jokes...

Be considerate and kind... I need someone with a heart... Emphatic and with a vision to change the world in his own little way...

I need a man who is a lover of life! Drinks, smokes, enjoys going out and meeting new people...

Someone who takes risks... Loves adventures... Anything but common...

He must enjoy travelling... Excited by foreign cultures, esp those that are African...

Be a foodie...

I love public display of affection! So he should love holding me and being held... Kissed... Etc...

Be a dog person... Love the idea of having pets... I grew up with dogs and cats even chickens! So I love animals!

Someone who's childish and fun to be with... Silly and cute... I love men who are boyish...

He shouldn't be an alpha... He should love himself and all that... But I like men who are sensitive... So he shouldn't think feeling sad or even crying is a sign of weakness...

I'll continue...

Talk your age and how much you'll be paying? I have a plan to relocating to Abuja in the nearest future, maybe we fit click.

I thought they Said it's Edeoga who'll succeed the Ugwuanyi ?

Bastard!!
Odogwu Aburo Guy name, it is earned.
Odogwu is a Hero...

Burna Boy, you're no Hero.. you're an Oppressor..
so better respect yourself.

Ask about Obi Cubana and those he helped Established and you'll understand why he's the real Odogwu.

Fake Alert how? explain

JoyousFurnitire:

why you dey Pinch me nah

maintainval:
That is also my view, because I don’t see how he will just give him the bag not disclosing what is there when he knows the item is sensitive.
I all sounds like a setup to me.

But guy, those guys dey Flaunt money wey dey fear person I swear.. I no fit deny say him no do am

His name ( Alledge Killer) is Emmanuel Okuagba from Abagana in Anambra state, the suspected ritualist is the last born of the current Igwe of Lapai local government ' Igwe C. Okuagba. now back to the main point why I commented here, what if Emma Okuagba is innocent? what if this was all a set up?

anytexy:
Any candid advise on the medication or remedy for shaky hand while writing or addressing people with microphone will be appreciated. It is really embarrassing me.

happens to me a lot and it caused me great discomfort..

i dey Enugu ( Emene) but i need to be sure about the kind of friend you need cuz the economy get as e be.

Tohsynetita1:
There's a transcription project just allocated to me. It's a task on Nigerian Pidgin. If you are versed in the said Language, message me on Whatsapp 08 zero 3154 25 zero 9

project from which site? how much will you pay

how this rubbish wan epp me? how much to lock client?

Extratyre01:
what's your number

WhatsApp :- 0 8 1 01 74 15 16

Extratyre01:
I am teaching 5 people how to create Google voice accounts freely, please signify or drop your number in the comment if you're interested.

**I will also give 5 people Google voice account for 1.5k each before going back to normal price.
** UK Number available for whatsapp verification only, Signify of interest. 2k Only

I'm interested but I'll pay after

Islamic extremists at work

Emmaxx:
Primemfb is not listed among the C BN approved mfb in Nigeria. Even Ndic.gov.ng list it as one of the closed down mfb in Nigeria. Pls, be careful.

And I've already paid 1k to them.. Chai

MortalityISGold:
7 YEARS FACEBOOK ACCOUNT, FOR SALE FOR JUST #30,000.

do not do business with this guy, he's a scammer.

Hi pals, A friend gave me the link I posted above _' http:// prim emfb. com/ apply/ '_

Claiming it's for a loan from the government but I don't think it's real. have anyone come across it before now or applied for a loan with them ?

damdam995:
drop your number.

I don't trust NL bro. FBI Agents full here I swear. Drop your Telegram handle.

who go vouch you?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

bros, Abeg u dey telegram?

CaptainPrice1:
I said it yesterday that if you are a scammer your time is coming. You must pay the debt of jail. Since you don't want to earn legitimately, EFCC is coming your way, Yes! U.

waka