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Staphylococcus:
Once peaceful Imo is now the center of destruction!

Why I love Coal city people, they did not allow the IPOB nuisances take over State. Same with Ebonyi!

Who could have predicted that Imo of all peaceful places could become a war zone. Most educated lots now behaving like illiterates!

Words of an Invader or Saboteur..

Fyi e dey happen for Agwu and Enugu Ezike.. Just that you won't hear scores online cuz we are civilized. Nsukka Dejenu

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if Ipob can fight 9ja to a standstill to ensure the election doesn't hold in the Biafran territories.... then I would love to see the rights or powers which the FG or the current government of the time would have to rule over us. simple logic but innocent people will die. God help us all.

supereagle:

Your brothers are selling to Fulanis in the SE. Go to Ebonyi and Imo States.

I'm a northern Igbo from nsk like dem call us. you are inconsequential buffon. allahu Akbar ndi oshi

Opintiwa:
South Unite no e Dey sound like rubbish abi?

Okay no problem lessons are best learned in a hard way .

Keep romancing With evil. Yoruba and Igbo keep fighting each other due to politics o don’t stop .

asking igbos to reach agreement with Yorubas is impossible. even MNK's Ipob that is in agreement with Odua Agitators did so at an arms length maka na adi ama ama.. every mallam with him kettle.

supereagle:

By tomorrow morning, you know that it not fake. If you have anyone in Owo call to confirm.

I actually don't give a Fork brah, What you are seeing is the price Tinibu paid. enjoy it.

Yoruba, you will suffer- MNK 2012

Chiboy419:



Wetin bring ipob come hear.
Continue fooling yourself..... How many times have you mentioned bandit Na ipob matter go kill you

nna Jirikwa nwayo o, kpacha anya gi dia

see respect yourself and stop posting nonsense here henceforth. don't the victims know the road to Benin 🇧🇯 Republic? in fact this is fake news and you are an ipob Awon Okoro Ipod idiot

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Theblues8080:
Please I have payoneer funds so I want to move it to my Lesotho PayPal account. How can I do this please?

How much is involved here, it's better to move it to a btc enabled USA PAYPAL then cashout. WhatsApp me for help if you serious.

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Extratyre01:


You need an id

my Dob in NiN registration has a mistake, would I encounter issues if I don't change it beforehand?

Please do they make use Of NIN during Nysc reg ?

Take him in if you wish but don't forget that you can never send him away no matter the problem and his welfare is on your head.. bye

where is Desire Oparanozie? why is she not playing?

Maggi85:
I am a norwegian woman. I met my nigerian boyfriend 4 years ago. After being together for 2 years we decided to have a child. We didnt live together at that time. After giving birth to my girl he moved in with me. He finished his masters the same year. Then covid 19 came, and he losts his job as a restaurantworker. He had to get money from the state (NAV), and he managed to have money for food for himself. After a little while he decided to start delivering job. Then he had around 10 000 kr a month. Also worked the whole summer. He continued with this and then started norwegian classes. I got used to being the only one with income, and he only paid 3000 kr a month. That was going to help with half of kindergarden.

Time went by, and now since may he has worked every day. Delivery job and also some small engineering jobs. Every day he is away. Stille he only paid med 3000 a month. Last month I asked kindly if he could increase it to 5000 kr a month since i pay all the bills. He got angry and said he didnt had the money from work yet. Next month i tried again. He got angry again. But it didnt work on me this time. Because I knew that from may to july he has worked even 12 hours shifts as engineer. After almost kicking him out he finally paid me 5000 kr. At least he has 25 000 kr each month in income. 5000 of 25000 kr is very small. I use 35000 every month on our expances. Paying for the apartment and so on.

His answear was. "If im going to pay more, than I have to sign contract so that i also own the apartment". I told him that if he only has the opportunity to pay 5000 a month, it shows me that he cant afford to own anything here.

After living 2 years for free because of him not getting a job, corona and so on this is the way he thank me. In fact he should at least pay 10 000 a month. Electricity, kindergarden ,houserent (we have houserent when owning a house in norway), food and clothes for the child, household articles. Instead he only starts arguing about small money that i ask for.

My question is. Is this nigerian guy trying to use me?. Does he have these kinds of jobs on purpose so that i would be comfused about his income (running his own company, getting jobs here and there.. no consistancy). He also refuse to let me se his account. I asked him where the money is going. He didnt want to answear. Just that he bought some shoes. (They were cheap).

What is clear to me is that he doesnt want to use money on us, unless i beg or ask hundred times. After two days he finally gave them. So he had the money all the time, just didnt want to share it with me and my daughter.

His family in Nigeria have never been giving my daughter any gifts or money. My parents have done everything. And me.

He bought birthday gift for her, but not much more than that.

He goes to work everyday. Doesnt want to use more than 5000 out of 25000 of his money on us. Also never have time for us because of all the work. Yesterday he talked about that he want another child with me, and that money is never a problem. And that I should knew when i got pregnant with first baby that he was in that situation with no money.

I said to him: but i expcted you to get an engineering job, not waiting for years to get one. And also now you have a job. After that he was just starting yelling at me, that he wanted to talk to the udi, that he miss his mum and dad and sisters and brothers in nigeria. That he didnt believe it would be like this.

Its like he expect me to have more than one kid with him with no economically security, or security that he will help me out. I have been much alone with my girl. Every day he works, also in vacations when im off (Im working full time as a teacher) work, and in the weekends he spend both saturday and sundays in church. My daughter is welcome in the church, but not me. He doesnt want med there. And I dont know why. He is saying its because im not a christian. But before he wanted med there.

There is something going on behind my back. Thats for sure. He wants med to give him another child, but he doesnt want to contribute more even if he can. He never do familythings with us, im not welcome in his church.

2 weeks ago he said; maybe we should get married this year. I said to him but with what money?

I dont get him. Is he just testing me? Is marrying me a way to secure himself so he can stay in norway? is getting another child also the reason for getting more years in Norway? He can save a lot of money when he lives like he does now. Not paying much. If he lived alone in Norway renting an apartment, he would have to pay around 10 000 a month , and the child costedy around 4000. So 14 000 a month. Now he pays 3-5000 a month..

And also maybe he will not get to stay in norway according to rules.

What would you do? Show him the door?

Thank you for listening to my story

your man is displaying the symptoms of an ingrate who lacks Emphaty, please follow your heart and do what you must to save yourself. Meanwhile, do you have any friends or relative who would wanna take me in? I'm 28 and can do any job so long is legal and pays the bills.

Shalomexautos:
Lagos. But have an annex in abia state

Currently I'm working for a company that provides these services but I'll love to partner with you for business. I'll reach out soon.

where are you based ?

Stupid Nigerian youth, instead of offering advise or solution you opted for a stupid question, we no go ever get sense.

@op, go get a new Gv or dingtone number... it happens all the time.

fairwilliams:


Na 9ja ec0n0my and leaders greediness turn guys to G chaser nah...where dd u base?

i dey Enugu bro.

eddyroyal:

Just tired of this country.
I'v been depressed over n over. Was done with NYSC since 2019 till now nothing. No hope from anywhere. Since yesterday I've been sipping garri. I'll soon be approaching 30yrs. As I'm chatting, na opera mini free mode I dey use. Sincerely I'm tired....

same thing here bro. I'm 28 first son, pops down with stroke and mumsy is sick too.. no hope from anyone or anywhere... so what's a Niggah to do?

23jerryking:
So we plenty .... So we plenty ....
See me now going through the same thing, 28, unemployed. Owing loan apps. Hoping for change that seems a little far away. But funny enough I'm in an environment where every guy of my age has made it through Yahoo but that's not something I'd love to do at all. It would be hard to forgive myself after scamming people of their hard-earned money. The only things I ever stole were drinks from my mother's fridge and meat from her pots.

guy life hard bro... only the Brave and Violent takes it from this point. me I've decided to take the bull by the horn and try to fix my life at all cost. damn the consequences.

write like a professional, are you selling the space and those items or it's an outright transfer of ownership... you want japa?

YoudeyVexme:
How many years now I don't know how the raw sensation of dick inside pucsy is.
Yes I don't have a girlfriend, never had one..all I do is pay sex workers to give me pleasure. But you see ever since I spent close to 350k to treat staphylococcus aurreus and clamydia combined 2018 since then I vowed never to go naked raw with any girl.
The emotional trauma and the waka from different pharmacies to hospitals really got me tied down that year.. because it was an heavy growth.

But I'm about having a rethink, I have an home Match this evening, this girl is clean quite alright, have met her before, even though them nor dey write am for face..I just think maybe I should risk it today.

I really need to, the urge been building in me to go raw since we entered this year.
I can't contained it any longer, anytime I think about it
Just to have the feeling of how it is once again the wetness..after a long time.

Please advise should I follow my mind or abort

get connected to a qualified doctor or pharmacist and tell them you need Pep drugs. you might have to use naija sense to get it. if taken after unprotected sex, it's supposed to help flush everything from your system capable of developing into a high risk std. good luck. pls don't quote me asking anything, I studied estate mgt and valuation at IMT Enugu...

NB: goodnews : highly reduced probability of contracting std
bad news: likely to loose weight. bye for nothing. now you can destroy your life in peace ✌️ .

Where are you located?

ChizzyBuna:
I have tried my best as a senior bro to talk to this boy and try and bond well with him.

As per man to man. He just turned 24
I try to orient him on street levels and how to be a real G.

But he will go behind my back and start sharing our personal talk with his friends, our neighbours, and the worst part is he shares everything i say to our mother.
That i purse women
That i gamble
That i go to joints
This boy cannot keep secret at all

This is someone i expect to be my Guy
someone that should cover my back
Any little gist i have with him
he will go behind my back to tell momsi
Like WTF

I have decided that i will NEVER talk to him again.

Now, what should i do
Should i cut him off and avoid him completely and never speak anything with him again??
Or
confront him and deal with him for talking too much

My sis say i should forgive him but omo i no send that boy again

I have peeps like that all around me and the take home point at the end of the day for me is ' Trust nobody'. Uwa bu Isi koté

Hello bro..

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AbujaClient:
Good day Nairalander

How can I change my BVN phone number? Anytime I received a code, it always goes to my old BVN number. The number has been misplaced and I want to change it to another number...

Please any advice?
Thanks �

go and get affidavits from court for change of bank details then visit your bank. very simple.

Fancygurl23:


Thanks

Thanks for thanking me, you be asset. no mind some of them wey dey catch cruise. don't let them get to you.

A greater percentage of Nairalanders tends to joke and make unhealthy jest about peoples misfortunes or worries and it makes me wonder at times if some of us were shown love when we were kids.