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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu New Naked Pictures Surfaces Online PHOTOS by izuch(m): 8:13am On Feb 01, 2021
Is that really him?
Education / Re: Where Can I Study This In Nigeria. by izuch(m): 10:04am On Jan 31, 2021
Polygamist undecided
Autos / Re: My Bad Experience With Nissan Murano by izuch(m): 11:16pm On Jan 28, 2021
You even recovered part of your money? Wait till you hear the gist of what I passed through when I was conned into buying a Nigerian used Honda legend, those dealers can make you go to the market naked under the guise that you have a great skin undecided

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Religion / Re: Police Arrest Onyebuchi Okocha, aka "Onyeze Jesus" by izuch(m): 2:03am On Jan 28, 2021
That long rigorous walk down the aisle of fame, he just took a leap, thanks to our incompetent security agency. All they've succeed in doing is making him more popular by taking him serious and giving credence to his practice, at the end he'll be released back to the streets. He's not the first to abuse our devalued currency as even top government officials and politicians have already set a precedence especially in Anambra where spraying naira in occassions is almost a life style. The goats that took their baths naked in a stream while allowing themselves to be covered were neither coerced to do so. At the end it's all just a waste of time and tax payers money as he'll be released with just a slap on the wrist.
Religion / Re: Police Arrest Onyebuchi Okocha, aka "Onyeze Jesus" by izuch(m): 2:02am On Jan 28, 2021
That long rigorous walk down the aisle of fame, he just took a leap, thanks to our incompetent security agency. All they've succeed in doing is making him more popular by taking him serious and giving credence to his practice, at the end he'll be released back to the streets. He's not the first to abuse our devalued currency as even top government officials and politicians have already set a precedence especially in Anambra where spraying naira is almost a life style. The goats that took their baths naked in a stream while allowing themselves to be covered were neither coerced to do so. At the end it's all just a waste of time and tax payers money as he'll be released with just a slap on the wrist.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Investment Advise by izuch(m): 5:04pm On Jan 27, 2021
Good day all, please a friend of mine needs advice on what to invest 700k on as he is currently unemployed. Anybody with reasonable advice is highly appreciated.
Family / Re: How To Fight Insomnia In One Day by izuch(m): 4:48pm On Jan 27, 2021
Interesting read
Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho: You Cannot Threaten Or Arrest Me (Video) by izuch(m): 10:05pm On Jan 22, 2021
Ok
Crime / Re: Troops Neutralizes 2 Armed Bandits In Kaduna State (Graphic Photos) by izuch(m): 9:50am On Jan 22, 2021
Kill them all!!!!

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Romance / Re: Reactions As Nigerian Man Took A Blood Oath With Girlfriend, Flaunts Pictures by izuch(m): 9:44am On Jan 22, 2021
Mumu

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Celebrities / Re: Cubana Chief Priest At Davido's Banana Island Mansion (Video) by izuch(m): 2:22pm On Jan 21, 2021
Hustle hard so you can roll with the big dogs. when you have money you choose your friends. Oluwa go open our chapter this year. Like if you agree

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Romance / Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by izuch(m): 1:11am On Jan 20, 2021
damosky12:


AT THE BOLDED TEXT
From his writing, one can guess that the woman is Yoruba. "oko mi" (my husband) wasn't meant to be literal in any way. Usually, mothers (and mother figures) call their sons that. It's just an expression often associated to mothers in reference to boy children.

The woman is likely NOT a "hore." The silly, infantile, immature, and perverted boy is to blame for being just plain stupid!

I absolutely agree with you✓✓✓
I retract my statement, the kid led me on to believing something else.
Politics / Re: Lessons In Biden’s Appointments Of Nigerians by izuch(m): 1:09am On Jan 20, 2021
Akell:





Nigeria elected someone from Niger Republic as president twice.

Wrong ××
We elected one Fulani man but along the line someone from Sudan deceptively took over grin
Romance / Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by izuch(m): 4:55pm On Jan 18, 2021
Ihatebuhariwith:
greatest academician of all time, keep correcting people online while ur children failing offline.

Shut up, if you were raised better you'll know when to speak when you are spoken to and learn not to poke your wide trifling mouth or type sh1t with your your filthy claws where it's not wanted. I made my observation, you can come and take a bite off my a55 if it doesn't go down well with you. My post wasn't directed to you, so slurp your insult like mucus in your nose. Simpleton undecided
Sports / Re: Premier League Clubs' Interesting Nicknames by izuch(m): 9:18am On Jan 18, 2021
Ok
Politics / Re: FG To Build 6 Correctional Facilities by izuch(m): 9:02am On Jan 18, 2021
For our corrupt politicians
Crime / Re: David Ntekim-Rex: Robbery Victim Dies After Police, Hospital Refused To Save Him by izuch(m): 7:51am On Jan 18, 2021
sad
Politics / Re: Moment Governor David Umahi Turned Construction Site To Classroom by izuch(m): 7:43am On Jan 18, 2021
Super active governor
Romance / Re: OMG: Lady Burns Her Stepson’s Hands (see Photo) by izuch(m): 7:33am On Jan 18, 2021
Burn the burner
Romance / Re: Help My Friend Mom Is Driving Me Crazy: by izuch(m): 7:29am On Jan 18, 2021
Whykidstarboy:
Hi guys am so happy am now a registered member of this forum after so many years of been a guest here cheers lol..back to my discussion let me start by introducing my self am a finalist of one of the best University in this country about some years ago we move from our base to a new apartment yes I mean our new site.. beautiful and comfortable! There is this particular woman whome we share the same fence with probably she will be in early 40s but am just 23 years.yeah I know this woman likes me and I like her also for being a nice and caring someone but she keep giving some greenlight that I felt it's beyond the ordinary likeness cuz she's fond of calling me my full name and she also call me oko mi(my husband) anytime we see each other with lotta smile.the woman is someone I considered a milf cuz most we see each other I do stare at her fat ass and nice breast lol and also this is also a woman I can bet she's cheating her husband a less educated man but he's okay because he's a trader and he took care of his family even his daughter is also a finalist of my school and he's someone I wouldn't like to offend in anyway cuz he seems like a family friend to us..I would be glad to know if this woman only portary just ordinary likeness or a string attached to this from those who had similar experience and I know already most of u guys would advice me to flee if I should ask about banging her so I wouldn't ask that cuz most time I see myself masturbating with her sexy ass..


A final year student "in one of the best university in this country" concocted this jibberish? Poor punctuation and syntax made your story almost incoherent. Improve on your written communication oga.
My advice; jettison such a thought from your inner consciousness as there is only one end to it, viz destruction. You'll only end up embarassing yourself and your family, from your write up I'm guessing your still mentally/emotionally a teenager who can't discern between friendliness and an advance, make an approach and what you'll hear is "I'm disappointed in you, I took you as a son". The "hore" is also to blame, calling her kids mate "my husband"

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Politics / Re: Lessons In Biden’s Appointments Of Nigerians by izuch(m): 7:09am On Jan 18, 2021
Nigerians won't even appointment someone from a different state into government talk more of from a different country undecided

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Bbnaija Kaisha A Lucy Were Allegedly Harassed By Police Officers In Lagos. VIDEO by izuch(m): 7:05am On Jan 18, 2021
Post video *HERE"
Foreign Affairs / Re: Facebook Bans Ads Promoting Weapons Ahead of US Inauguration Day by izuch(m): 7:05am On Jan 18, 2021
Ok, watching and waiting
Crime / Re: 3 Teenage Fulani Herders Aged 13, 14, Arrested For Gang-Raping A Girl In Bauchi by izuch(m): 2:38am On Jan 15, 2021
virginboy1:
At the age of 13 years I thought daddy and mummy sleeping in the same bed brings about a baby. I never know within be sex then.

And now a 13 old years is committing rape.
Spits. angry


@13 did you have access to the internet or a cheap android phone?


Science/Technology / Re: This Snake Climbed My Fence This Evening And Almost Entered My House by izuch(m): 7:52am On Jan 12, 2021
This tiny snake can never make FP
Politics / Re: Lagos Impounds 100 Commercial Motorcycles by izuch(m): 7:34am On Jan 12, 2021
kingzjay:
Oh God help your people oh... These are people's fathers, husbands, breadwinners..... When there is no employment anywhere and they are using this to survive, imagine how life will become for them

God abeg oh


Is that why they should ply their trade in prohibited areas?

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Politics / Re: Lagos Impounds 100 Commercial Motorcycles by izuch(m): 7:29am On Jan 12, 2021
Those that can pay up to 30k will have their bikes returned, those that can't would have their bikes destroyed. Cursed corntree undecided
Properties / Re: Please What Should I Budget For This Kind Of House? by izuch(m): 6:51am On Jan 05, 2021
Beautiful
Health / Re: Please Who Can Identify This Snake by izuch(m): 8:36am On Jan 04, 2021
It's called front page lala grin



God speed recovery to your dad
Celebrities / Re: Young Billionaire Jowizazaa Rains Money On Singer Kcee by izuch(m): 8:35am On Jan 04, 2021
Igbo boys,
Romance / Re: What’s D Most Ridiculous Lie Your Bf Has Ever Told You When Cheating by izuch(m): 7:29am On Dec 30, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Chai, I've told so many.

I told one that the only reason I shagged the other lady was to check if I loved her enough not to have an erection for another woman.

I told another that the only reason I shagged her cousin was to find out if other people's kpekus also smelt like fish.

But the worst of the lies was when I told one naive girl that the love I had for her was very high voltaged, just like the one from a high-tensioned electric wire and that I needed to share it amongst other ladies to step it down so it won't blow her up because she couldn't contain it.

The mumu agreed.


grin grin grin grin

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