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Celebrities › Re: Five Things Guys Should Do by izuch(m): 8:40am On Mar 03, 2015

Rubbish, guy codes? Looks more like kids codes

Politics › Re: 22 Effects Of Masturbation by izuch(m): 10:22am On Feb 25, 2015

AlfaSeltzer:
You sound like a poor ugly fool.
A rich handsome intelligent fellow doesn't care.

Mon key read the NB.

Politics › Re: VIDEO: Our Soldiers Dancing After Pounding On BOKO HARAM by izuch(m): 10:20am On Feb 25, 2015

Just in case

Politics › Re: 22 Effects Of Masturbation by izuch(m): 10:07am On Feb 25, 2015

Advantages of self service:
1. Self service is economical
2. Self service no dey buy Brazilian hair
3. Self service no dey drink big stout
4. Self service no dey chop nkwobi
5. Self service does not give you STD
6.self service is not jealous
7.self service does not give the "today is the first time" excuse
8.self service does not cheat on you
9.self service does not beg for recharge card
10.self service does not need months of endless toasting
The advantages plenty, NB. I only sell the drugs but I don't believe in the product.

Politics › Re: 22 Effects Of Masturbation by izuch(m): 10:05am On Feb 25, 2015

Autos › Re: SOLD! SOLD!! SOLD!!!Neatly Used Peugeot 406 N350,000 (Negotiable) Quick Sale. by izuch(m): 9:37am On Feb 25, 2015

Location?

Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Has A Joke On Don Jazzy by izuch(m): 8:21am On Feb 25, 2015

And where is the joke there? Dry mofo's

Celebrities › Re: Baddest And Hillarious Sex Position Ever by izuch(m): 2:22am On Feb 24, 2015

When in Rome............................
Wow!!! That 89th position makes sense oh! grin

The OP is surely among the 21 million with mental problem undecided

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Education › Re: See What A Professor Told A Final Year Student To Do (picture) by izuch(m): 1:49am On Feb 24, 2015

Maybe she's dumb nd the only way to make it register in her brain is to ask her to write it as many times as possible. I hope it actually does register and she doesn't come late again cause if she does, God help her na 500 leaves, long hard cover she'll have to fill. Some people only learn the hard way.

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Leader “Abubakar Shekau” Reportedly In Government Custody by izuch(m): 8:00pm On Feb 23, 2015

Just a min

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Celebrities › Re: What's Wrong With This Picture Of 2face? by izuch(m): 7:58pm On Feb 23, 2015*

Same as poster above
As if I knew this would make FP grin

tubaba you head don bald finish oh!!!!!! Nice pix anyway, a fine boy would always be a fine boy

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Satellite TV Technology › Re: Fairly Used Dstv Decoder Dsd 1132 For Sale {SOLD} by izuch(m): 7:55pm On Feb 23, 2015

Avalani:
Are you interested in just the decoder? We can chat on whatsapp

whatsapp me on 08030499568

Food › Re: What Is 'monkey Tail'? by izuch(m): 8:59am On Feb 23, 2015

just like the name implies, its a monkey's tail QED

Romance › Re: Advice Pls: Saw This SMS In My Girl-friend Inbox by izuch(m): 6:19am On Feb 23, 2015

...ok

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Fairly Used Dstv Decoder Dsd 1132 For Sale {SOLD} by izuch(m): 11:03pm On Feb 22, 2015

I'm interested but how do I get it since I'm not in lagos?

Nairaland General › Re: Photos After Nigerian Army Recaptured Baga by izuch(m): 10:51pm On Feb 22, 2015

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TV/Movies › Re: Fifty Shades Of Grey BANNED In Nigeria: My Opinion by izuch(m): 10:49pm On Feb 22, 2015

Any idea where I can download the movie? grin

TV/Movies › Re: Fifty Shades Of Grey BANNED In Nigeria: My Opinion by izuch(m): 10:48pm On Feb 22, 2015

Any ideas where I can download the movie? grin

Health › Re: Shoking Facts: 9 Skocking Facts About Smoking (with Pictures) by izuch(m): 7:57pm On Feb 22, 2015

Mehn I need to quit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh lord help me

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Pets › Re: Full Breed Pedigree Boerboel Puppies For Sale by izuch(m): 7:37pm On Feb 22, 2015

How much each?

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Romance › Re: Let's Laugh Over The Madness by izuch(m): 7:32pm On Feb 22, 2015

Wizkid is also looking for caro

Politics › Re: Christiano Ronaldo Endorses President Goodluck Jonathan For 2015 by izuch(m): 7:27pm On Feb 22, 2015

Next na messi go endorse GEJ

Family › Re: Mystery Behind Abino (pics) by izuch(m): 6:41pm On Feb 22, 2015

Crime › Re: Helicopter Distributes Appologetic Notes From Boko Haram In Adamawa by izuch(m): 6:40pm On Feb 22, 2015

Why wasn't the helicopter shot down? No mercy for the bokites! undecided

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Romance › Re: Ladies That Cheat Are Never Broke by izuch(m): 6:37pm On Feb 22, 2015

Tashaamania:
who handsomeness don help?

I ponder

Romance › Re: Ladies That Cheat Are Never Broke by izuch(m): 6:24pm On Feb 22, 2015

Tashaamania:
but why would a girl cheat on her guy with a broke guy? She sure has mental disorder

What if the guy is handsome with 12 packs?

Celebrities › Re: OMG! Davido Takes Dangerous Mid-air Selfie | Peek Photo( Picture) by izuch(m): 6:22pm On Feb 22, 2015

Na die don dey hungry am so. Davidi!! Davidi!! Davidi!!! How many times did I call you? Remove monkey hand from soup before e turn human hand!!!

Romance › Re: Ladies That Cheat Are Never Broke by izuch(m): 6:17pm On Feb 22, 2015

Tashaamania:
If you cheat on him with a broke guy, you would still remain broke

WORD!

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