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naijasexy: I do not intend "chancing" anybody. This is not a competition that I signed up for. She has her writing style and I have mine and there is no similarity whatsoever. Just straightening things up. Thanks for reading.


pDude, I had a lab report due that's why iv not updated. I'm in school writing this and would update from here, any minute from now. lol @ Darling darling talk.

MRbrownJAY: @OP
there are many issues involved and you need to tackle them all:
rule #1 you have to get through your head and BELIEVE that women aint shiit!!!! if you do so then you will look at them a whole different way, and approaching them will be much easier.

rule #2 you have to understand that the rule of the land is very simple, the more women you approach, the more chances you have to score with their species. its like fishing, the more line you got in the sea, the more chances you have of catching the big fish.

rule #3 you also have to get through your head that getting turned down by women is not such a big deal. as they say: "better to have tried and failed than never try at all". a women turns you down, so what?! big deal, if you are really a catch then the joke is on HER!

rule #4 you got to be confident, presentable (possibly good looking), secure, witty, knowledgeable in different aspects of society and, last but not least SMART. these are your weapons and you need to use them all in order to win this "battle". if you lack in any of the said dept then it will be harder to succeed......but not impossible.

rule #5 approaching a group of ladies demands great skills. you need to A) approach the group in a friendly manner, B) get them comfortable around your person and C) when they do, "attack" the prized damsel. if you are with friends it will make your task easier BUT doing it alone will show great confidence on your part, which can only help your case, in the long run.

remember, so long as you can get back up (after being floored), then its all good!

IRAPADA:
I got these from another site [Tradional Marriage List
People , help oo. My friend
has just fainted. He just
received the following list
from his in-laws for their
traditional marriage next
year.
This is after he and said wife
have been married for about
3 years and 2 kids later.
Insult to the Family For
making her have a baby
before "marriage"
1. One She Goat
2. One bottle of St. Remy
3. One Carton of Star Beer
4. One crates of soft drinks
5. One bottle of native gin
6. Two Bottles of wine
7. N10,000.00
Consultation marriage
list for the father
(MBUP)
1. 2 bottles of three in one
whisky
2. of Explendido
Brandy
3. 10 litres of native gin
4. 1 cartons of star beer
5. 2 bottles of Gordon Gin
6. 3 cartons of small stout
7. 1 cartoo of wine
8. 20 Jars of palm wine
9. 3 Heads of Tobacco
10. 3 line stones
11. 3 bunches of cola nuts
12. 1 bottle of grinding sniff
13. 1 roll of Benson and
hedges cigarettes
14. 1 packet of matches
15. cash of N5,000.00 for
breaking of cola
Full Proper Marriage List
for the father
1. 2 pieces of hollandis
9. 1 she goat with N5,000

11. 5 cartons of star beer
12. 5 cartons of champion
beer
13. 2 bottles of brandy
14. 3 bottles of 3 in one
whisky
16. 5 crates of minerals (Soft
drinks)
17. 4 crates of Guinness malt
18. 4 heads of Tobacco
19. 1 bottle of grinding snuff
20. 4 line stones
21. 4 bunches of cola nuts
22. 1 smal basin and knife for
the cola nuts
23. 15 Jars of palm wine
For the mother �
consultation (MBUP)

2. 2 crates of minerals (soft
drinks)
3. 2 crates of Guinness Malts
4. I piece of English wax
5. 1 blouse
6. 1 basin with cover full of
crayfish
7. 1 Head tie
8. 2 bags of salt
9. basin with pepper
For the Mother � Ful
8. 1 big basin full of pepper
wi
13. 1 big bottle of Yago wine
14. 2 crates of Guinness malt
15. 2 crates of minerals (soft
ddrin
17. 5 tubers of yams
Nto Ete (family
members)
1. 3 cartons of star beer
2. 1 bottles of St. Remy
3. 3 Jars of palm wine
4. 1 roll of besson and
hedges cigarette
5. 1 packets of matche
1. Football
2. 1 bottle of gin
3. 1 roll of St. Morris
cigarette
4. 1 packet of matches
5. N2,000
Iban Nda Usung (Women
Vanguard)
1. 1 bottle of wine
2. 1 crates of minerals (soft
drink)
3. N1,500 in cash
Grand Father (Uncle)
1. piece of wax loin cloth

3. 1 Jar of palm wine
4. 1 piece of English wax
5. 1 long sleaves shirt
6. 1 bag of salt
HELP!!!!!!!]

slimyem:
how would you know one without checking it out?

Sugardiva:
Chei poverty mentality that naija men have no be here, I swear! So a girl breaks ur phn, u brk her jaw? The jaw of a living breathing woman is equivalent to the value of a mere bb? I no blame all d naija guys here. Na poverty dey worry una. If not u will be able to differentiate btw the value of things and the value of life.

And to all of y'all dissing female lawyers. Is that intimidation or inferiority complex i hear in ur tone? Or is it just plain stupidity? Rilli trying to figure out which it is. After reading this thread i realize that 80% of naija men dont deserve to be husbands, BFs or even FWB. The 20% that are  are endangeared species. God help us.

alpontif:
i feel you guyz, from both sides of the fence, you have all been making a lot of sense. i believe the OP is not at fault, since he is nothing but an amateur woman beater, he is not a professional, it can happen to anybody, and the guy's remorse has cleared any moral charges that may be against me,that said.i believe the silent treatment is the best thing a man can use to handle any woman; UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, just ignore her, or walk out, or do both, personally, should my GF do that kind of thing, i would simply pick up the pieces, calm her down, keep her off Guard, pounce upon her phone, smash it to smithereens, and order the maiguard to bundle her out, that is the end of that relationship,as they say one good turn deserves another, and the feminists will not say i have laid my hands on her,

2buff:
Step 1) You have to have a very clear picture in your mind of what "Shyness" is. Look at yourself and shyness as seperate entities. It is a pointless weakness.
A thing with no purpose other than to rob you of your intended prize. Do not let yourself be deceived that your shyness "protects" you. Truth is, it hurts you and keeps you in that perpetual state of bondage, never doing what you need to do to be free. It is an attribute you can easily do without.
With that, kick it to the curb.

Step 1a) If step one fails (it really shouldn't if you [b]did [/b]and [b]thought [/b]EXACTLY what I told you to), do something extreme to destroy your shyness. Like running around the house (or neighbourhood at night) butt-nekkid. 

Step 2) Now that you have backhanded shyness like the b[i]i[/i]tch-made nigga it is, walk up to your target and communicate wetin dey your raw mind. Be careful though, because your lack of shyness may seriously intimidate the other person, because lets face it, not everyone has their mind under control like you have. Do it in such a way that lets the person know you're willing to hold their hands as they grow the heck up into [b]your [/b]reality.

freecocoa:
^^Omo you have make me forgot what i wants to said.