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Lady Winona:
Lol. Had seen the joke or should I say prayer earlier and a single gal posted this as the reply:From the Babes, this Valentine.
We have heard all your "fall down and die wi fire" prayers. Have you ever wondered why your man keeps coming back to us? Ok li'l 'proper' wifie- 1. When was the last time you hugged ur hubby seductively? 2. Have you even sat playfully on ur man's laps before? 3. When was the last time you batted ur lashes at ur hubby and spoke in a baby voice demanding for something that was not a kitchen appliance? 4. When was the last time you flirted with ur hubby(after ur honeymoon)? 5. When was the last time you sent a playful love message(not shopping list) to ur husband dear? 6. When was the last time u 'killed' ur hubby with a shattering kiss!? 7. When was the last time you dressed up sexy just to blow his mind? 8. When was the last time u went too ur hobby's office for a surprise 'quickie' that would put a silly smile on his face for the rest of the week? Pls don't bother to do any of these. We are doing it all for you. We got ur man round our, er little fingers. And we are praying too for your , er, our man's well being,
A̶̲̥̅̊rε̲̣̣̣̥ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ making sense?

falls from okada.

Haven't had the time or too busy or refused to play on their terms. You won't believe the things the girls requests for. Sorry there will be no heart break ,i will not spend what i will miss.

You have not heard .

Rocky, go and lose that your virginity cus it is begining to affect you.

Agybabe:
She will break your heart. Be careful!!!

i will be. I like the girl . You know there are times you will meet a person,it will be like this one was meant for me. Could have easily fallen in love with her then,infact was half way there then.but i still like her though .she left an impact even then. . .

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=870347.msg10190125#msg10190125 date=1329168813][color=#000030]Bro, you know what she wants. She wants the sex, the tlc(whatever that means), the companionship and everything you have to offer tomorrow. You want it too, and you wanna give it to her, but you are scared she'll run again. Well, after tomorrow, she'll high tail as usual. DONT fall for it! Dont think of a future with her. . . Dont be a statistic of Val's day shenanigans.

Btw, i've gotten a strong whip for peeps that'll complain from tomorrow! [/color][/quote]lol @ whip . Well  let her bring it on ,am willing to burn upwards of 5k with her tomorrow . Let tomorow dawn . Been tied down with work since last year. I think i have earned the right to some merriment.

[quote author=De~Blunt link=topic=870347.msg10189919#msg10189919 date=1329166331]i dont think he is scared; rather, he doesn't want to be taken for a ride again  . OP i think she has broken up with her bf and she is presently on the reverse gear     if you still want her, then collide with her  [/quote]you may be correct as she didn't mention of her bf. I remember before i decided to forget about her last  year around october , she was asking to wait so that she will finish with her bf but i got offended and you are also correct in that i don't want to realise in 18 months time that i have wasted my emotions,time and resources. I abhor waste.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=870347.msg10189837#msg10189837 date=1329165413][color=#000030]You know what she wants, but you are scared that after giving it to her tomorrow, she'll hang on. You dont want her to hang on, and that's getting you scared.[/color][/quote]i am not sure what she wants . Whether sex or some tlc or just she doesn't want to be alone on that day. Am not sacred of ,if she will hang on but on my terms . Am sacred of if  she will ran again .

I met this chick last year around this time. I went after her but she was blowing hot and cold. I took my leave. Actually she told of that she have a bf. I told her that i don't mind .we dated small but i couldn't hit home base . The bf found out and she ask me not to call her again so i chill out. About a month later i had accident and needed help to do somethings since i live alone and she helped out. We went out small ,yet again we felled out because she wanted a mugu from the things she was demanding from me. I refused to comply and told her plainly that my gf's are not my responsibility. And she ran. Lap week i ran into her many times and talked . On sunday she saw me in the evening as i was flexing and we started gisting. She took my number or do i say verified that she still have my number and say that even her picture and number is still stored in my phone. Today she flashed me and when i called her and asked what ? She was like so i don't call my ex. I told her that i don't regard her as my ex . She asked if it is i didn't sleep with her and that she will be my val tomorow and she knew that i don't have girl presently and since her ,have not bothered any girl . Since after the call ,i don't know what she want.

You want her to be your girlfriend or you just want her to be your val's date. Which one ?

Mr crok, why do you have two dots in your name. No offencer

Baby , am also valless . Don't mind goldie, so what do you have in mind.i am applying.

I suppose that on that day , after work and dinner, i will hit the club and dance away some calories. Dancing is another form of exercise.

Up nepa !

Onila, i want to see your avatar and be fast about it.

Idowuogbo:
Poster I feel like screen-slapping you for posting dis nonsense,Are u demented? Or are u jus plain stupiddd.U dere dating a married woman and d mamalet is doing a fine job stringing u along d MAGA,den d next step u take is to come on a forum to tell d public ur brain is on standby abi? MsteEeeeeew

maybe he needs a brain upgrade. Poster , this is a relationship from hell. Flee for your life. . .

Lol, just wash ,iron even perfum and then ,package,

TroyJay:
Somewhere, in a land so so far away. . . A village is missing it's Idi[i]o[/i]t!

are you kills or sexkills.

annawhite:
adebayo  what did i do wrong
Ok sorry na,
You are no longer *gringory*
From this day forward i give u a new name and all nairalanders and its enviorons shall calld you
*brother moses*

but he was not picked from water !

Depends on who is playing , if my teams i.e arsenal or barcelona are playing then the date can wait till after.

Idowuogbo:
Pardon? Wots TOT? Badosky doesn't understand sign language.
Iz I don't even no how to go about it,I dey gbadun d ringtone of all applicants so far.Abi u wanna snatch me? Loool
Madam according to survey,chimpanzees are drawn to humans as dey see a mirror image of demselves in us.Pardon chimezie d eze of all chimpanzees he just happens to have d traits of a chimmy.

sorry, i don't like competition ,all the same you are too gbaski for me.

Wislet:
@chimezie198, Don't know why u feel compelled to chase me all over nairaland. not that ur posts make sense.

could be the season but girl that your avatar self,laugh wan kill me.

So idowu, who be your val? Who did you finally choose ?

annawhite:
so u go do wetin?
Abeg park well make i see beta *valee*
No be cross river me and u dey,u no wan make i find a valee wey dey obodo oyibo
Wetin u wan give me again?e no go pass rubber sandals na

Erm erm brother changes where we stop

baby, rubber sandal ? For ikom ! No way . I will give you one bag of cocoa, three bags of pure water and two cans of youghurt.

dazzle37:
Who is going to pick me ?

okay,imma pick you, let the match past begin .

annawhite:
na when market don pack up na im u dey begin spread ur commodity
Na now u dey feel love?

girl, na when you wake up ! Be your morning . Have you been bought sorry valled.

There is a feeling of love in the eye. Who is in the house