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bamite:
I rep this woman

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tasceige:
Back then in 90s, as the male child, the photographer will make me pose with my mom while my sister pose with my Dad..
God bless the Family.

So what are you trying to say?

Issokay

Charliewyt:
And the drama continues!

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Paretomaster:
don't worry, have seen it already.....waiting for her to come home...

So that you can deal with her abi?

Issokay

Lecturer: What are the qualities of a good house wife?

1.A good house wife must not be jealous,

2.A good house wife should be able to prepare a delicious meal with just #500,

3.A good house wife must not demand for money,

4.A good house wife must know how to use firewood,

5.A good house wife must be ready to allow second wife,

6.A good house wife must not deny her husband for sex at anytime or day.

7.A good house wife must not use a browsing phone,

8.A good house wife must not look or check her husband messages, pictures, Received, dialed or missed calls,

9.A good house wife should not shed a tear when cutting onions, no matter how much it is,

10.A good house wife must be able to kill mosquitoes while her husband is asleep,

11.A good house wife must be able to take care of the house, children, and her husband,

12.A good house wife must be able to work 24hours in a day,

13.A good house wife must be able to pay her children school fees,

14.A good house wife must not eat b4 her husband,

15.A good house wife must be able to leave the last meat or fish for her husband and eat her Akpu,Eba,Iyan,Amala,Semo or Fufu with ordinary stew,

16.A good house wife must learn how to get water from the river,

17.A good house wife must encourage her husband to cheat on her but jst be careful,

18.A good and responsible house wife must not like d taste of any fast food,

19.A good house wife must be able to engage in joint account with her husband even if she is earning more than him,

20.A good house wife must be a virgin.

Pls Where Can I Find This Type Of Woman?

Cc Lalasticlala

My neighbor a man of about 70yrs joined facebook last week and this morning he started complaining to me, he said:
"Austine, this Facebook registration dey chop money oh.
"Sir, I no understand... how?" I asked.
He sighed and said: "Ha! Since wey I tell Izzy my son to register me for Facebook, na so-so money I dey spend"
I was confused and then asked: "Oh ok, na MB dey chop your money?".
He raised eye brows and said: "ah Austine ! Which one be MB again nah? I hope say I no go pay for that one too oh, because I don pay 10k to open Facebook account, 8k for chatting permit, 5k for friend request fee, 3k for posting fee each time, 1k for profile picture permit and this evening again, Izzy my son don talk say Facebook say make I bring 50k for international Facebook passport.
Austine, I don tire, na so una dey spend money for this thing?
Please what do I tell him?


Cc Lalasticlala

My neighbor a man of about 70yrs joined Facebook last week and this morning he started complaining to me, he said:
"Austine, this Facebook registration dey chop money oh.
"Sir, I no understand... how?" I asked.
He sighed and said: "Ha! Since wey I tell Izzy my son to register me for Facebook, na so-so money I dey spend"
I was confused and then asked: "Oh ok, na MB dey chop your money?".
He raised eye brows and said: "ah Austine ! Which one be MB again nah? I hope say I no go pay for that one too oh, because I don pay 10k to open Facebook account, 8k for chatting permit, 5k for friend request fee, 3k for posting fee each time, 1k for profile picture permit and this evening again, Izzy my son don talk say Facebook say make I bring 50k for international Facebook passport.
Austine, I don tire, na so una dey spend money for this thing?
Please what do I tell him?
Cc Ben13

Issokay

KingEli:
Pls pls pls,,if u wanna travel tell someone where n who u r going to see....... N Favor should pls do Chioma's family a favor by telling them were their daughter is..Abi na scared tactics dem de play ni?

How do they expect us to know her when camera360 has changed her original face to Rihanna's own?

kokaneprodigy:
Party don shele thread go full now
We haters have arrived

Let the party begin ogbeni

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Nokia 3310 nko?

End Time

Rip sir..

Oya clap for yourself

How does that increase my GP in school?

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14 year-old Latunde Bankole lives in Ibadan, Oyo State with his parents, and the first child of a lower class family of seven. In the public school he attends, he usually ends up at the bottom 20% of his class at the end of almost every term. Everyday, teachers would call him out of the class just to scold him for not getting his assignments right and everyday, his classmates would mock him over and over again.

Classified as one of the worst students in school with no aspirations and goals, or even the possibility of becoming a lawyer, doctor, or an engineer. Little did they know that Latunde’s dreams were bigger than anyone of them could ever imagine.

Latunde wants to do well like his classmates, but he also had dreams of becoming the world’s best footballer like Messi and Ronaldo. So, everyday on his way back from school he stops over at Olubadan Stadium to watch the Pepsi Football Academy (PFA) players train and practice.

From the pavilion where he sits, he feels like he could achieve anything. He feels the freedom to actualize his vision because there, no one scolds or mocks him. Here, on the football pitch, his dreams remain valid and realistic. The PFA had become Latunde’s safe haven and his sole mission is to join academy.

One day, while watching the match from the pavilion, one of the players kicked the ball to him and for a moment Latunde felt like he had received a baton in a relay race. He caught the ball, controlled it and displayed his juggling skills kicking the ball from heel to heel and headed it back on to the field. Everyone watched in awe, entranced for a couple of seconds.

There was a resounding round of applause, after which the Coach called him to the pitch to replace one of the players for 5 minutes.

“Hey boy! Let’s see what you’ve really got.” he said.

Latunde strapped up and for 5 minutes he played his heart out like he was never going to play football again.

After the game, the coach then took him for a walk and asked him if he would like to join the academy.

“You are one special boy and you belong here. In a matter of time you could be on your way to the United Kingdom on scholarship. There you can go to school and play football all for free!”

For the first time in his life, Latunde could not describe what he felt. The coach told him all he needed was approval from his parents and a complete football kit and he could start training the very next day.

Latunde Bankole was worried about how to get money to buy his complete kit. His poor parents could barely afford his school fees, so it really was no use asking them. He decided to do some menial jobs.

Through the help of some of his friends, he was able to get a job working as a laundry man for a family in the neighbourhood. The family was good to him and tipped him every now and then. In a few weeks, Latunde was able to buy the kit he needed, get registered and become a member of the Academy.

Latunde Bankole’s desire to get into the Pepsi Football Academy began the day he heard that a boy called Sheu Agunbiade who had lived in his neighbourhood and was a few years older than him had been given a scholarship to play football and study in the UK.

Sheu Agunbiade, a product of the same Ibadan PFA centre, was one of the most valuable players at the Pepsi Football Academy in 2013, emerging as one of those selected for the scholarship scheme to study at Brooke House College in Birmingham.

Sheu is currently the school’s player of the year having scored 40 goals for Brooke House College in all competitions within one session. He will also be completing his scholarship in July 2015 and has a great chance of playing professional football in Europe following in the footsteps of other PFA alumni like Mikel Obi, Osaze Odemwingie, and several others.

This weekend in Abeokuta, several teenage boys just like Latunde Bankole from the 15 PFA centres across Nigeria are gathered to showcase their skills and talent. Many will be praying and hoping they impress the coaches and tutors so they can become the next Sheu Agunbiade, on the journey to ultimately becoming the next Mikel Obi.


http://www.naijaolofofo.com/meet-the-boy-who-washed-clothes-to-play-football-must-read/

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A woman at the Isolo area of Lagos, delivered a baby with beads from the womb 11 months after pregnancy. Father of the baby and staff at the Orinsumade Hospital, Isolo were stunned when they saw the baby came out of the mother’s womb with beads winding round its body.

Mrs Sarah Akintunde, who had been pregnant for 11 months was rushed to the hospital on Blue Street, Isolo when labour seized her, as she delivered the baby with caesarean around 11.00pm on 4 May, 2015.

According to Akintunde, she was scared when she saw her baby boy came out with beads winding round its body as she had never seen such a thing in her life before, but that she later resign to fate and praised God for His wonderful work.

"I believe it is the Lord’s doing, I was afraid when I saw it because I did not expect such. The baby is fine and he has this mark on his head too. I had normal delivery after 11 months of pregnancy," she said.

Father of the baby, Sulaimon Akintunde, a 35-year old Muslim said that the beads on the baby was strange as it came with beads right from the womb.

"The delivery took place on Monday, 4 May, 2015 around 11pm at Orisunmade Private Hospital at Blue Street. The name of the doctor is Orinsunmade. The baby was born with beads on its body, I was there and I saw it myself," he said.

According to him, he was seriously afraid when he saw the baby and even asked the doctor what was happening.

"I have never seen such a thing like this before, I never believed my eyes when I saw it; it was scaring. I rushed out to call my elder brother and he came with me. I followed the doctor and asked him what was this and he said we are here together and how can you ask me that."

"It is a miracle baby from God. I am not the kind of person that used to worship God like that. The fear of God caught me since them. The baby is healthy and we named him Ayatullah, meaning ‘sign of God," said Akintunde, a staff of Oshodi/Isolo Local Government.

http://www.naijaolofofo.com/photo-woman-delivers-baby-tangled-with-beads-in-lagos/