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Issokay

Difference between a foreign and a Nigerian advice Part One.

Foreign page:
Hello my name is Sandra Stone, am from UK, I love my husband so much and I do anything to please him on bed... I even suck his d**k but he has refused to suck mine.
Pls advice me on how to tell him to go down on me cos I really want my kitty cat juice sucked.

Comments:
*James Silva: I think u need to talk to him, marriage is communication
*Sarah water: oh my dear, sorry abt that I have been in ur shoes before I told him right away when we were having s*x and he is an expert in it.
*Michael paper:I get down on my wife it's cool I love doing it.

Nigerian page
My name is Amina I stay in Abuja married with a kid my husband has refused to suck my p****y, what should I do.. No insult abeg

Comments
*dayo muyiwa : fool, sex na food?
*Nkiru joy: you are a disgrace to womanhood shame on you
*Idris kunle: any news about Assu strike?
*toheeb sule: if you want I can suck for u call my NO. 07085365553
* Funmi leye : I no blame you at all go find something to do with your life suck ko, soak away ni
*Richard oke : abeg who get BB charger
*Amaka Achebe: U r a prostitute u need deliverance

True or false??

Part Two Coming Soon.

Issokay

These brothers sef

I was employed as an English teacher in a junior secondary school. I gave the students in Jss 1 class home work saying, Write a story that ends with, ''And so, he got angry''.

I didn't specify the amount of words to be used.

A little boy didn't even go home to write his, but used about 3 minutes to write it in class after I left.

The next day, all the students submitted their work. I marked till the last one which was the little boy's own.

I was smiling while marking because, all the students did well. Some were able to write about 400 words and over.

I opened the boy's own and it read, ''Our teacher gave us home work, But I didn't want to do it, I wrote only two lines, and so, he got angry''.

One word for the boy?

seunny4lif:
We are the headquarter of licking association of Nigeria

Am telling u

misspicy:
WoW,I want to be his baby mama

That's how you start.. Small time now u will be begging for one night also

seunny4lif:
Why not I lick am like my life depend on it Na my Fan yogurt be dat now Na big boy For Akure na will big boy dey take am Ijo Mimo high school Salas Universal school
But it's not that long now Just year 2000 here

Akure boys Sabi lick am ehn.. Competition dey sef..

Issokay

Issokay

Nonsense upon Nonsense Bet Issokay

Nonsense

All these artists will just be forming lie Sha...
Bet issokay

Issokay

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, the son volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates."

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

He sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate .. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
your son

Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you DO sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you DO NOT sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the
silver plate by now, under the pillow…
Love,
Mom.

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, the son volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates."

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

He sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate .. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
your son

Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you DO sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you DO NOT sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under the pillow…
Love,
Mom.

Issokay

I knew their fight was a publiccity stunt. Issokay

Issokay

So the students no get money to buy bed...? *issokay

Ebiz12:
Yes there is

do u have a girlfriend?

modelmike7:
True Love is all that matters..... There is nothing to even think about in all this, I will stick to the girl that laid down her life for me through thick and thin and when the going was tough..... No basis for comparison between the 2 ladies involved. I rise!

Is there still anything like true love?

IF you started dating a girl from secondary school, you both graduated and your parents couldn't sponsor you again and that girl due to the love she
has for you, she used her own school fees to sponsor without her parents
knowledge...

When u got to second year..her parents knew and they arrested u and
her father disowned her...she started a minor business and was doing well....after 4 months which You spent in prison..she came and pleaded and you forgave her for what her parents did to u...

Then from the little she saved from that business she helped you and you started school again....now you have graduated and you are looking for a job...she also got one for u from her father's friend...when u went for interview u passed and started work...

You are now a big and rich guy and also loyal and faithful to your boss which made him like you so much that sum co-workers envied it

Your boss is now old...doctors said he has 2 months to live cos of the sickness he has....he has no male child but only a daughter

Now your boss wants u to marry his daughter and inherit his empire..

What will you DO

cruzita:
when I saw JERK ,my mind went to something else

Dirty mind dey worry u

I saw Davido, Iyanya, Wizkid and Olamide today at ikorodu I wanted to scream their names but wizkid signalled me to shut up, and I kept Quiet.

I was invited into their navigator Jeep.

I entered..oh boy!! See as car cool like heaven! We chatted in the car, till we finally got to olamide's house.... oh my God ...what a mansion!!!!!

On getting inside, I was afraid to sit down coz all the chairs was glittering like diamond.

After some hours, Iyanya askd me if i can sing very well I replied YES... I was examined and I got d test RIGHT!!!

Wizi asked me if i can JERK i said YES!!!! I gave him a good dance step and all of them applauded me!

Now, I will feature in their next Album titled: "YOU HAVE BEEN READING A SUMMARY OF My DREAM!

Hehehe Doctor's prescription pls!

Issokay

Issokay end time bridge.

pee777:
Yeye deh smell, rare ko rera ni.
Just push anything pushable to fp.

What is Rare here now?