₦airaland Forum

buygala:
No wonder your puna dey always leak water


At least, Alhaja Wosilat, Auntie Ronke, and our Pastor wife dey gbadun my preek wella... As my preek small reach, na because of am you see money go shopping for Iraq last month


No worry. .. If I dey cum house, I go buy nepa pole for you make you use am finally scatter your borehole

i don lauch scatter......... Thnks for makin my evening

op wot abt d remain 4babes n 4guys nko? Wtin go happen to dem? Wot if we match dem 2nd to 2nd and so on so dt sumbody must still carry sometin go hus. At all at all na e bad pass.

divorce shdnt be an option, he shd gv sumtim and moniter movemnt, cos she sure is cheatin on him. Dt wz why she did slap him in d beer parlour cos her lover wz der. Sinc he open d busines for her, she shd stop frm goin to d shop until she changes.

darlenese:
Thanks for the advice , but my dear I'm happily married.

woow goood for u

Blossom023:
You don hear say Dem dey chop pesin? I gave one a chance , wetin happun? He went for my best friend!

sowi dearie..... Plz dnt shut dt door because of one imbe... Rememba d wall we build to keep our enemies away wud also keep our frnds away too.

darlenese:
Do they look like they are in love ?

The guy looks like ........a yahoozeeeee o

The babe looks like ...........I must chop ur money eeeeh



When i see real couple who are in love ,i know

bt if dem call a married ladies to raise dier hand she go bt am nt sure u wud. Jst b hapi for dem so dt u also wud see dose dt wud b hapi 4u

fpeter:
good for her but not on NL with all the youngsters and their PMs

bt if d youngsters are matured up den why nt giv dem a 2nd look?

JVgal:
Yea, it happens.

yea u might jst b d next

islandprincess:
Husband pls forgive,, tho i dont suport abortion. But pls forgive,,, dias no miracle God cannot perform

yes dearie. I hv seen heard miracles of ppl who gave birth without womb. After all d bible says b fruitful n not wombful.

mutter:
The man had a right to divorce her. The purpose of marriage is procreation.
It was really evil to tie a man up so long and waste his money. .

sry dear d 1st purpose of marriage is companionship b4 procreation.

oboy na my area b dis oooh... Mk i dust my cv sooo

they shd return all of it sharp sharp befor d long arm of d law catch dem.

Aitee1 can and woo me naaa.

aaah wot is d name of d girl i see in my dreams sef? Kai i don forget

dis is bad. For now leaving dem is d best option until u sort ursef. Plz dearie suscide isnt an option here cos u will b d biggest loser @ d end. Tink abt ur son and find comfort in him.

EdCure:
They constitute about 91% of the inmates in Benin brothels.
I don't patronise them sha. Just did an academic research on it.

and ur benin sisters constitutes 99.8% in Italy

pickabeau1:
You don't know that is corruption yet u come online and scream Kwarruption

my dear dt is nt corruptn. Dt wz a free will donation to a registered sch association. Moreover is wz giving to d associatn n nt me in person.

Jman06:
When I read stories like this it deepens my resolve not to continue with my current girl to avoid a situation where one washed his hands only to break palm kernel for fowls.

I go dump am sharp sharp!

seriously been nice to girls nor d pay at all. Infact afta sometime dem go 4get u. In u must b nice 2some one, let it be ur family i.e ur mother n sistas plus d lady u wan marry. Since show luv to ppl especially d less even if dem go forget. Becos d ppl dt will rememba u tomorrow are not d ppl u are nice to 2day.

pickabeau1:
So you are a beneficiary of corruption Also

Was the donation approved by the state executive council

so u mean dt is corruption abi? Abi na becos u didnt benefit frm it? Dnt b an hypocrite.

Timbuktou:
So, if Genevieve call you for marriage now, na so you go carry your cape fly go meet am?

Bastard: born of parents not married to each other.

Take note.

1. She is nt my spec. 2. Tell dt to Wizkid, Davido, Flavour n d likes.

kstadaura:
what else would you call them?

they will be called:
Davido's bastard
wizkid's bastard
and flavour's bastard

if you have a better name pls give them

u shd tel dem to deir faces n see wot becomes of u.

hv u bought ur putme form yet? Mehn at ur age its too early to carry women for head lik FG work. Chart a course for ur life first and women will be chasing u.

if u b businessman, see it as one of dos bad investments period. Dnt cry over spilled milk u r a man. Ppl dey loose million daily dem nor mk noise. Its a game of risk, u win sum n lose some

kstadaura:
i didnt call him that, thats the name, person born of parents not married to each other.

so can u call wizkid, flavour n davido chridren dey hv frm bbymamas dt?

sandrel:
I know some people here wil say ; 'that's why its good to taste what you want to buy before you buy!

bt u sef eh.... See ur mouth like person wen like to taste too. Infact mk i e-taste u sef......

sandrel:
I know some people here wil say ; 'that's why its good to taste what you want to buy before you buy!

bt u sef eh.... See ur mouth like person wen like to taste too. Infact mk i e-taste u sef......

so if Genevive Nnaji gree 4u now u nor go marry? And why wud u called a child out of wedlock a bastard? Dnt u knw dt dose children hv biological fathers?

kemiola89:
I'm also curious as to why banks in Nigeria employ more female (beautiful young ladies) than their male counterparts in the marketing department...there must be a reason for such.

let me tell u why..... I cud rememba wen i wz sti in d uni, and my state gov visited our sch wich is in anoda state. So our association thru d presido tried to present a gitf to d gov bt d security ppl didnt giv him access. So we went back n brought a young girl dt wz part of us to present d gift to d governor and lo n behold she gained access n brought back 2million naira cash for us. Dat wz d 1st time i saw dt kind of moni even though i wznt mine.

shizzy7:
na wa ooo, what if he died like in a plane crash and he burned beyond recognition,,, there is no heart to eat,, So what will they do??

there wil always b a way

shizzy7:
He enjoyed his life before he died but is it true that the next king would eat His heart..??

b4 nko?

orekelewa09:
why r u guys disturbing everyone with this man's death.

becos he wz a rich oba