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Celebrities / Re: Yinka Bode George Strips To His Underwear In New Photos by jacabi(m): 5:05pm On Sep 20, 2015
What is this?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 20th September 2015 by jacabi(m): 3:59pm On Sep 20, 2015
Saints vs Devils
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 19th September 2015 by jacabi(m): 1:16pm On Sep 19, 2015
Samelfisha:
upGunners upUnited
Na 2 in 1 you dey do?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 19th September 2015 by jacabi(m): 11:34am On Sep 19, 2015
Arsenal is going to be the scape goat.
Education / Re: Life Has Its Challenges But We Must Never Give Up PHOTO by jacabi(m): 2:17pm On Sep 18, 2015
RaeMystix:
Whenever I see such people who strive against all odds, I realize I have no curse to complain about my life.
Honestly, whenever I see such people doing exploit, I used to tell myself that I have no excuse.

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Phones / Re: I've Forgotten My Transfer Pin On Glo. How Do I Get It Back by jacabi(m): 1:28pm On Sep 18, 2015
Have you called customer care?
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Clears More Boko Haram Camps (graphic Contents) by jacabi(m): 7:50am On Sep 15, 2015
Nigeria shall be peaceful again.
Food / Re: Is This White Worm Your Delicacy? by jacabi(m): 9:15pm On Sep 07, 2015
MissSlimbody:
I'm a "jebusite" grin
Iyen na daa!
Food / Re: Is This White Worm Your Delicacy? by jacabi(m): 8:30pm On Sep 07, 2015
MissSlimbody:
The Ijebus call it Etun
My dad even eat it raw.
Are you an 'ijebite'?
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Flaunts His Wife And Son In The United States (photos) by jacabi(m): 11:21am On Sep 07, 2015
We don see you!
Culture / Re: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by jacabi(m): 8:59pm On Sep 06, 2015
AfricanApple:
it means how do you do
Chai, I don lost!
Nagode na yar'uwar!
Culture / Re: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by jacabi(m): 7:19pm On Sep 05, 2015
AfricanApple:
ya akayi
Lafiya!
Does 'akayi' mean weather? (That's the effect of not coming to class regularly)
Culture / Re: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by jacabi(m): 1:26pm On Sep 05, 2015
Paretomaster, translate these for me:

fight

do not fight

fighting is not good

my people

we shall win

we won

it is/was very tough

very easy

the sun is(very) hot

let's try it
Culture / Re: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by jacabi(m): 1:08pm On Sep 05, 2015
Sannu kowa da kowa!
Celebrities / Re: John Fashanu's New Lover Claims He Loves Her More Than Her Ex Husband Did by jacabi(m): 10:12am On Sep 05, 2015
Given ex footballer and ex husband, together with ex wife. Solve: ex + ex =?
Family / Re: All Glory To God,my Wife Delivered A Baby Girl by jacabi(m): 9:05am On Sep 05, 2015
Congratulations! May she be a source of joy to your family. And to those seeking this type of gift, God will do it for you. By this time of next year, it will be good news.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Pix Of The Day..how Chelsea Score Point Made A Sentence.. by jacabi(m): 10:09am On Aug 31, 2015
MissSlimbody:
yes, he is.
Good choice! Papa wey sabi beta thing.

You people wey dey make jest of us, there is God ooo!
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Pix Of The Day..how Chelsea Score Point Made A Sentence.. by jacabi(m): 9:32pm On Aug 30, 2015
MissSlimbody:
Hahahahahahaha cheesycheesy

Op no let my dad catch you o grin
Is dad a chelsea fan?
Nairaland / General / Re: See What I Caught Beside My House by jacabi(m): 9:48am On Aug 27, 2015
MissSlimbody:
Mi o ki n je'jekuje tongue
Mo ti dake, mi o so'ro mo.
Nairaland / General / Re: See What I Caught Beside My House by jacabi(m): 9:43pm On Aug 26, 2015
MissSlimbody:

Ese mi o fe undecided
Kilode?
Nairaland / General / Re: See What I Caught Beside My House by jacabi(m): 9:42pm On Aug 26, 2015
MissSlimbody:

Ese mi o fe undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: See What I Caught Beside My House by jacabi(m): 7:02am On Aug 26, 2015
MissSlimbody:
you sef dey chop am?

Ijekuje undecided
Hahaha! Ijekuje bawo? You go bite ur tongue if dem use am cook pepper soup for you.
Nairaland / General / Re: See What I Caught Beside My House by jacabi(m): 11:09am On Aug 25, 2015
MissSlimbody:
Eeeeeeew
Op is not even scared to carry itshocked

Jacabi come and see Õoº°˚ ˚°ºoo.





See as my papa just dey miss meat embarassed






Chai, "Obè rèéé"!
Culture / Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by jacabi(m): 9:46am On Aug 25, 2015
MissSlimbody:

Mummy said that I should not pick food from the floor sad

She'll beat me if I do embarassed
Mummy is a good mother. Make sure you obey all her instructions.
Culture / Re: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by jacabi(m): 7:34am On Aug 25, 2015
MissSlimbody:
Op, you for chop one of the biscuit nahgrin


You fit chop am?
Nairaland / General / Re: This Was Killed In My Compound Tonight (pics) by jacabi(m): 3:21pm On Aug 23, 2015
MissSlimbody:
I sure willsmiley
Ok!
Happy sunday!
Nairaland / General / Re: This Was Killed In My Compound Tonight (pics) by jacabi(m): 3:05pm On Aug 23, 2015
MissSlimbody:
Yeah grin
So, when you kill one, notify me.
Nairaland / General / Re: This Was Killed In My Compound Tonight (pics) by jacabi(m): 2:54pm On Aug 23, 2015
MissSlimbody:


I can't kill a chicken, but I want to kill a snake angry
You can't kill chicken? Anyway, you can't kill chicken doesn't mean you can't kill snake.
Nairaland / General / Re: This Was Killed In My Compound Tonight (pics) by jacabi(m): 1:57pm On Aug 23, 2015
MissSlimbody:
kill chicken
The good book said "Thou shall not kill"
Hahaha!
You no go kill me.
"Thou shall not kill" is refering to human and not animal, so you have no excuse. Just tell me you cannot kill chicken not to talk of snake.
Nairaland / General / Re: This Was Killed In My Compound Tonight (pics) by jacabi(m): 10:06pm On Aug 22, 2015
MissSlimbody:

See kweshion.
Leave the room for the snake of coursegrin
Hahahaaa! See person wey wan kill snake. I know sey common chicken you no fit kill talkless of snake. Abi na lie I talk?
Nairaland / General / Re: This Was Killed In My Compound Tonight (pics) by jacabi(m): 11:43am On Aug 22, 2015
MissSlimbody:


Na so "WE" kill snake o...
Chai, even d guys no fit kill am, if not for the security...

Opelenge, tell me, if that snake was in ur room and no body was around except you, what would have you done that night?
Nairaland / General / Re: This Was Killed In My Compound Tonight (pics) by jacabi(m): 11:21pm On Aug 21, 2015
MissSlimbody:
Branch where?? No be me kill am Õoº°˚ ˚°ºoo.
Na snake I wan kill... Abi Jacabi?
Na so you talk o!

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