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Very bad!

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Jay: I'm very confused.
Kay: What happened?
Jay: I stole meat from the pot.
Kay: Oh!
Jay: Now, I can't remember if the soup spoon was inside or on top of the pot!
Kay: ?!

AfricanApple:
but you do know that such a woman is a killer cause that thing she is holding is a murder weapon

Hmm, just a hit on his head would end the drama.

AfricanApple:
unless the woman used magun on him, otherwise its not possible in this out naija

At times, one would want to wish a wife beater, uncaring man such a wife.

MissSlimbody:
Jacabi, come and see the snake OP and I killed o

Hahaha! I know you're more than capable to kill this kind of snake even without op's assistance.

"Ekpele o eyin omo devil to red!"

MissSlimbody:
Ti subscription mi ba ti tan.

Happy porting in advance!

MissSlimbody:
ko ma ye mi Õoº°˚ ˚°ºoo.
My bro also complained of same thing yesterday. Olorun gbo, ma port ni.

Tete ya port o jare.

MissSlimbody:
#169 was also deducted from my balance yesterday, I called customer care and I wasn't given any reasonable reason for the deduction.

Prophetess of doom??
Na you sabi dat one Õoº°˚ ˚°ºoo.
They have been stealing me blind for so long.
Once my sub expires, I don port be that.

O ya tell me, iru ese wo lo se mtn gan?

Happy birthday Sir! I wish you more strength, more grace, more anointing and good health. Likewise, I wish myself happy birthday!

lawydewy:
Joseph Dauda mentioned again!

E be like say you dey read wetin dey my mind.

adorablepepple:
Eku killing o

Eku viewing o!

Chai, Arsenal don pafuka!

So many things are happening in other places, only that, they are not in the news.

Omotayor123:
Vampire Alert!!
Which kind teeth she get so

Let's ask Suarez.

AfricanApple:
lafiya o jare. ya duniya da kai

Mun gode Allah, duniya not too bad.

AfricanApple:
moi king jacabi

Yaya?

They have something in common.
Minitry Heads of State and Civilian Presidents.

Ini Akwa Ibom.

davodyguy:
Interesting.

The supreme court justices have been receiving lots of 'backlashes' from Nigerians over their recent judgments on election petitions.

They needed to do something to appease Nigerians. So they
1) Very early in the morning before 11;00am delivered Judgment
2) Delivered a judgement 'for Nigerians' now instead of 'against' Nigerians.

Its a case of trying to save face

lobatan

Saraki don becom scapegoat be dat o.

magicminister:
[size=18pt]AM I THE ONLY PERSON THAT EXPECTED TO SEE A MAN EATING HIS OWN FLESH?[/size]

Same here.

MissSlimbody:
Clap for yourselve

Kpa kpa, kpa kpa kpa!

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MissSlimbody:
Lailai...If there's something I can do to get the gods more angry, I'll do it

Emptyhen don do me strong things.

Chai, e be like sey e don tey wey this money thieving network don dey do you strong things.

MissSlimbody:
The gods are angry with emptyhen o.

Abi you go help them appease the gods?

Na by force?

Chai!

PresVA:
"There was a man who came to repair his car at a mechanic workshop at that time, he left his car and climbed a fence in fear. When we told the man on the fence that the hoodlums had gone and he should come down, he refused.”

^^^^ chaaiiii

ThankGod one has been apprehended, he'll lead the security to their hideout. .

U no know sey for d eyes not to see evil, na d whole body be im medicine - Yoruba adage.

To me, our so called rule of law is just a mode of oppressing the less privileged that could not hire the services of good lawyers to defend them.

Hmmm, MTN - 'Money Thieving Network'

MTN

MissSlimbody:
I rather be Opelenge Õoº°˚ ˚°ºoo

Before nko.

MissSlimbody:
Warris dis
Iranu Abasha

Na human being na. As we get opelenge na so we get orobo extra.