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ibtommy:
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Thank God this is not my Jesus. This is a mere picture. Nobody even knows how to draw my Lord Jesus. Try this with our musi' brothers and you're gone.

Shul up.. that's Jesus Christ. King of all Kings!!!

It's not that white girls are cheap

It's just that they make it easy for you.
If a white likes you. You will know.

Dem no dey form iyanga or play childish drama games

The lowest I spent on an European girl on a date was JUICE!!!!!
That night we knacked very sweet babe
If she feel you, she no go hesitate to go down

A Naija babe go bill me scatter
Before anything goes down

It's not like the white girl is cheap for juice
That is just how simple White girls are

But the Nigerian girls over there carry their hard to get entitlement mentality carry am come Europe.

So we jejely avoided them and focus on these beautiful blonde sexy eyes white women😍😍

Which one do you think will happen first?

(a.) Rapture

(b.) Chelsea winning Premier League.

Like for Rapture ...................Share for Chelsea

One of my early sexcapades was with a 19 years old white girl.
She was thick and looked older than 25 sef
We meet her with her friend

We took her home, it was Xmas period
We drank, crack dry jokes and play PS3 Naruto

Later I go to my room and her friend comes knocking on my room door. she say can she enter I open am.

She siddon for bed dey try start conversation with me. I tell her to do me a favour

I bring out my phone and call one naija girl that was forming for me Omawumi
Me and Omawumi dey Europe
But this naija girl still want me to pursue her like say we dey naija.
That's why many naija girls dey lonely for Europe. Nobody get time for stress
White girls make it easy for you

I call Omawumi number as she pick I give the phone to the white girl to say something

Lol I was too childish back then.
I wanted Omawumi to know say white girls dey rush me if she like make she dey do iyanga.

Later on Wumi see me for class and said
So you want to show us that you have white girl the girl caught me red handed.
I wanted to make her jealous

Anyways, here is when I discovered something unique about me and white girls
I notice if I passionately make love and proper sex to a white girl.
Immediately after the sex, SHE DON FALL IN LOVE

She go come dey cuddle, if una Waka go outside they begin to hold your hands, hug you even kiss you publicly.
And as a Naija guy I'm not used to that kind stuff. They love showing affection in public

Omo I knack this white girl so good and I regretted it instantly.
In the middle of night after our knacking
I woke up to sounds of the girl arguing with her BF on the phone.

So I pretend to be still sleeping so I can hear their quarrel.

Next thing I hear she tells her BF on the phone
"I'm done with you... I hate you
Infact I have found a new guy that is far better than you. She break up with him
Omo as I hear " I have a new guy"
I almost stand up from my fake sleep to correct her. Ordinary friends with benefit
E reach her turn
She wan turn am to full relationship

After I Successfully dodged this white girl
It was the same experience with other white girls

If I give them passionate knacking
They get attached so easily and fall on love
But If I give them poor stroking game
They move on

So any white girl I just wanted for 1 stand
I will give her not good sex .
But if I want to make them fall in love.
I fire down 🔥 🔥 🔥.. it works 100%

Jamahyel:
Why did you come back?

Cost of living in Europe no be here
Imagine paying $1000 per month as rent
Omo make I come back my fatherland jare

ZACHIE:
This is dangerous reading.
You have just advertised a dangerous banned substance.
Substance that some young ones would want to try out.
This is drug worship.

The side effects alone will make you quit it immediately.
If I was addicted I will still be doing it
But if I see it today I will pour it away

It has no value

Hungrychicken:
Naso white girls de easy to hit on?

You mentioned $$$ but say you stayed in Europe, more enlightenment

Dollar is far higher than their national currency.
Mostly for expensive things like house,rent and cars. Their price are written in $$$

But payment can be either $$$ or local currency

That's how it is in eastern Europe

During the first weeks of my relationship
It was really hard to cheat on my babe
She was sexier and hotter than majority of the white girls.

I remember one white girl that had crush on me and the crazy thing is she has a Bf

But her and her BF are well known for fighting and coming back together. This girl one night throw herself on my severally and I refuse.
To the point she stopped me one time and ask why do I love my babe so much that I can't just have a fling with her

One thing I love about white girls.
They are straight to the point
No play play or beating around the bush

One of my babes bestie, infact childhood bestie. Was invited to come and barbecue with us one night.
Later my girl gist me that can I imagine that she told her bestie to come and join us barbecue just 3 of us and she is asking if she can bring condom
She said it in a condemning way like she was surprised her friend is asking if she should bring condom when she is going to hang out with us 3 alone...

But in my mind, I was like shey that her friend wan Bleep me niiii

Chaiiiiiiii I wish I could turn back time
I would have cornered that her friend
Because it's clear she wanted to chop me

And I would have chop her codedly
Cuz why will you bring condom when my babe invite you to come chill at my place..

What was she planning🤔🤔🤔

Writing this one brings tears to my eyes

My very beautiful fashion model babe. Her dad is Russian her mum is Israeli
So I was extremely happy that I will marry a Jewish blood

Her parents travel for vacation in summer and she is the only daughter.
So she stays back at home

Immediately her parents left, I moved into the house and lived with her for 3 weeks

It felt soooo real like we were husband and wife living in our own house.
It was so real that we fvcked everytime in the big Master bed in her parents room.
Infact we took over that room

Ahhhhh just thinking about the fairy tale romance and love we enjoyed.. chaiiiii

Everyday felt like Disney fairytale
It legit felt like we were married and living in that house. Peaceful neighborhood too

At this point, we had sex sooo much, I think about 4 times 6 times a week I swear..

She was soo beautiful
Just looking at her face my manhood rise
Blue eyes, thick nips , soft ass just perfect
Sometimes I would kneel down and thank God for creating such beautiful angels.

At night we would take shower
Cuddle each other and make serious love
Once we cum we cuddle and sleep

We did this literally every day
Except when she had periods

One time, that her friend I have crush on visited her. As both where talking I just came and grab my babe and took her to the master bed upstairs and bleeped her shege.
She was moaning loudly as if she wanted her friend to hear how much she is enjoying

I noticed that her friend started giving me massive respect after that day

Drugssss mehnnnn

During the call, I noticed
1. Her parents are tired of her Dem don give up
2. She is a string drug addict
3. She was dumb enough to tell her parents that the new guy is a black guy🤦🤦🤦
So they parents shouted at her that she has started whoring again. ..
So they basically have argument on the phone even her dad takeover the phonecall and they argue.

I should have noticed this red flag but konji blocked my senses
Tho I hated this girl in the past for some reason I didn't mind fvcking her to pieces as long as I knack her shege my rent will reduce, so I thought

After the heated call, she opens her bag and brings out what they call Angel Dust. In Nigeria this is called Colorado or spice.

Back then I didn't know about angel dust
So as I saw her smoke it and thought it's weed
I STUPIDILY joined her
I didn't know she was a PhD holder in Colorado smoking. She mixed it with tobacco and smoked it.

Now to tell you how Extremely Stupid I was o haven't eaten so I basically smoked the angel dust in an empty stomach.

In not less than few seconds I went to hell and came back.
I had one of the most heart stopping bad trips ever. Everywhere was spinning and I thought I was going to die. My heart was beating so fast I knew this was a drug overdose.
I passed out from shock
Woke up very late at night, only me in that house.
I stood up still messed up, I search everywhere, I shout Sofia. She was no where to be found. The front door was not locked
I was like Wtf kind of wild bitch is this girl
This is going to be my landlady??
A junkie and a nympho....Omo I no do again

I run outside the house and moved the streets with bare foot I leave my sneakers for the house. I no look back as I run from that house.

I saw a taxi, thank God m my credit card was in my pocket I even paid him extra cuz if police had saw me in that condition. Your boy for don go Otilor...

Next morning I blocked her, deleted her number and stopped visiting that my guys place.
Thank God I haven't paid for the house yet
This kind of land lady fit kill person
Fear all these crazy white women

We planned to meet on a day so she can take me to the apartment and show me the place

We went there, not bad for $240 infact it was fully worth it. Then as a music producer I found a closet in the house that almost looked like a recording studio. So at this point I was sold. I was willing to buy the house immediately.
But document procedure and all means that it will take 2-3 days before I can fully park in the house.

We went to the kitchen and checked everything from tap to heater is working perfectly.
It was in this kitchen, something Hot started happening.
I don't know how it started but next thing I remember is how she was telling me how she loves sex so much. That she can have it many times a day.

In my head I was screaming for joy and thanking the heavenly ancestors for granting my sexual fantasies.
A landlady that will be fvcking me regularly
Yooo she was making tea when I grab her from behind and she moaned softly...

I say EUROPE here I come
I go finish una women today
To my utmost surprise she said we shouldnt do it now it's too early.
That we will be doing it more regularly once I move in. My head wannnn bursttt😍😍😍

Then she uttered one statement that finally finished me
She said
" If you give me good orgasms, you can pay $150
I thought I was in heaven
I said to myself I GO FINISH THIS WOMAN
OHHH YOU DONT INOW WHO U ARE DEALING WITH

As we began sipping tea, she decided to call her parents and tell them that she found a new tenant for the house. She put the call on speaker

Turns out the house is her inheritance.
Her parents gave it to her to rent out
And from that call began the first red flag I wished I had noticed

My 3rd year in Europe, way before I got a good apartment. I was lo key looking for an apartment to rent.
I go to my guys place, normally he has different white friends from fellow classmates to neighbours. So on that day I meet sofia

Looking at her it only took me 2 seconds to know that she was DANGER
Tattoos everywhere and she had this fadded look like someone that is constantly high.

So me I jejely avoided her like covid
Anytime I visited there I started to notice she and that my guy start fvcking which made her spend nights there and I would see her more often. Nevertheless I still felt disgusted by her.

One afternoon I visited and my guy tells me he is going for classes.
I tell him no p I will be at his place chilling
He goes off to uni
Me Im in the kitchen I'm busy making beats in my laptop while i lit up and all. Suddenly Sofia enters the kitchen with only pant and no bra. Just her boobs don sag shaaa

I didn't even know she was around and my guy no even tell me she was asleep in his room..
I played it of cool, I no overreact
She do go back room come wear t shirt
She greet me I tell am say I no know she bin dey around. For the first time me and this girl had conversation and I found out that she is actually a landlady

And she has a house she can rent to me for $240 per month
I was like Wtf
See houses that I'm seeing $400 $300
She is giving me for $240
I was so happy, all this while I was looking for house. Now I have land lady around and I was busy searching elsewhere.

We quickly became friends
I overlooked her drug, razz and tattoo lifestyle
I was so happy that I finally found a house
And the land lady is my friend.
Best deal right

Then there are 2 white girls that had serious crush on me that year.
One was Regina I can't remember the other one name.

Regina has a boyfriend and his Bf is my Gee.
I always had platonic relations with Regina based on I'm close friends with her BF

One night, her BF came and picked me up to follow them and go camping in the woods.
I entered the back seat and lo behold Regina was at the back seat. Her BF was driving.

So basically I. Was at the backseat together with Regina.
At one point I felt something caressing my hand I look and it's Regina codedly rubbing my hand, so I low-key place my hand on her thigh and she rubs it to her pant.

All this was happening while her boyfriend was driving. And he was telling me a story.

I then out of fear he will look back and catch us. I stopped Fear white women.

She played it off like nothing happened
Me personally didn't have morale to knack my close friends babe. Of not I for arrange one on one with Regina

The other one is Natasha😍😍😍

Blonde, blue eyes beauty

I would say she was my first love kinda
I meet her on Facebook back then
Sent her friend request, for over how many months she didn't accept my request.

One night I was drunk I just vex go online and I saw her post.
So I enter her inbox and para for her why she no accept my request
Like play like play she apologized and added me
Then we gradually started chatting each other
Next thing we started video calling each other

That's when she was like " Damn she didn't know I'm more handsome in person than in my photos" my head swell
One of those video calls I made her show me her nipples, we were both drunk and video calling each other. After that she dared me to show my dick on camera. I did

Later that week, I told her I won't mind traveling to meet her in her city
Her city was 2 hours drive from mine
We chatted and agreed on a date I would come and visit her.
But she had a roommate that was racist and hates black people.
So she had to make sure her roommate won't be around when I visit

That was during winter snow period
I enter train at night traveling to unknown European city just because of Kpekus

Last last I arrive, and she actually picked me up from the train station
Went to her apartment, dropped my bag
Had some tea, that night we went to club
The club in her area was the worst club I've ever seen
Club empty like mad just very few people
Omo I vex comot we come go McDonald's

That night we reach house,
She cooked White rice and crayfish stew
I was extremely impressed!!!! The food go well
Then at midnight we were still gisting and sipping wine when one thing lead to another and we started kissing.

Then we stood up and went to the bed
Ahhhhh this white girl wan use Mouth Gig kill me
I have never meet any girl that suck like her
I just dey praise her skills dey give her accolades. She was so happy

Only regret was I didn't knack her RAW
I wanted to enjoy that Kpekus rawwwww
Very sweet soft moist something
Ahhhh white girls too much

I came on Friday night and left Sunday evening
We bleeped so much on Saturday and Sunday

We still kept in touch
But couple months later I meet my GF
Then I had to end my fling with her, she really cried and starve herself for some days when I told her I have a girl

It was couple days after our one night stand
One night she came unexpectedly

That night my friend brought a white substance dey call Methamphetamine
They sniff it or smoke it
Out of curiosity I tried it with him and liked it

That night I had just bought 1 gram
As I enter house, Aliona began to call me
I told her I'm around, in no time she visited me

As we talked I told her let's try the substance
We did and smoked some joints
Then all I remember me and this white girl fvcking from around 8pm till 1am

We didn't feel tired, I came couple times but my erection refuse to go down.
That night is a night I will never forget in my life. I spoilt my recliner chair that night

We fvcked like real pornstars, that substance made me have strong stamina and more energy.
She was at the receiving end of my endless thrusting and knacking and was floating in cloud 9 for over 6/7 hours we fuvcked...

After my girlfriend got a hint of my xpadades
Aliona forgot her bra in my room and I was so clumsy that my girl saw it before I could hide it

So we didn't do much after then to avoid our matter casting.

As God will have it
Around April I got my own apartment

I sent some of my side chicks my new address but they said they were all busy to visit..
One night I dey on Instagram and I saw Aliona story in a club with some Arab looking guys..

Chaiii I almost cry
See wetin lack of funds dey cause
I use vex drop phone go sleep.

Around 5am my phone starts ringing like mad
I wake up and na Aliona dey call me
She said I should tell taxi guy my address
I directed taxi guy and within couple minutes she dey my place.

I use sleep eye go downstairs to open gate with my electronic key
First thing I noticed was that her brseth was smelling like strong vodka
I took her inside and turned on heating water for her to shower

Omo after she shower she use my towel and for the first time she was fully naked then she joined me In bed.
She said she refuse to follow the Arab guys home. So after so much partying she left them and came to my place.
I saw angry text messages from the Arab guys calling her LovePeddler for eating their money and running away.. She run them street

We kissed again then finally we had sex
The sex lasted till 6 am and another round before she left around 10 am

Back in my years in Europe. I still thank God for the lovely memories I remember about Europe.

I always hang out with a group of guys at their apartment. We smoke and chill
Some white girls come and join and chill
During one of those chillings I meet Aliona

She was blonde and thick..
One night I lied to her that I studied the art of deep massage. She told me into massage her back.

During the massage she remove bra
But she turn the other way and hide her boobs from me
I tried to touch the boobs she refused.
No p, I just massage her back and that's it

Next day I felt so disappointed that I couldn't touch her boobs despite all my rizz that night.
We still bumped into each other at different parties.
For weeks we didn't talk or text each other

Then my Ex was doing her birthday then we are both in good terms, so she invited me.

My Ex is what you call a Beautiful European Fashion Model.. She is Extremely Beautiful 😍
I came to the party vibing and looking at the sitting room I saw Aliona

Now Aliona got info that the celebrant was my Ex
That is why her eyes got so BIG

It's crazy that upon everything I tried to woo her in the past plus the massage. She ignored me.

But when she found out my Ex was a very hot fashion model. Immediately she started rushing me and flirting heavily with me

We then moved to the balcony, we talked a little then the almighty KISS happened.
She was shocked at how good I kiss

After that night, this Aliona will come and visit me in that boys apartment.
I will be playing FIFA with my homies and she will literally sit down and wait till I finish then take me to a private area and we would kiss and kiss and kiss for long.

But any move I make for us to have SEX, she will say No. Just kissing
It was a bit frustrating but I still enjoyed it.
That day she visited, she made it clear to all the guys in the house that she was in love with me

Me I was not so happy because blue balls wan finish me. We kiss for nearly 1 hour or more

Very Good

Those bastard politicians heard about the Good news happening in Abia State

They were not happy
So they left Anambra and Imo state and decided to cause Chaos in Abia State

Gov. Alex Otti I know you already know the evil politicians doing this.
But exposing them will put you in big trouble.
Because the Evil politicians work for FG

Sir Alex, you 1000% know the attackers are not IPOB
They are privately funded state actors causing chaos in South East

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjTrq_sicXU?si=3mh5RPCj8WDG2PhD

CrownedPhoenix:
Your threads and comments describe you with only one word.

My Retard Father.

Ohhhh it's that true

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram That girl BLESSING THOMAS she too fine.


I no go lie, she de enter my eyes.


I no mind give her BELLE.


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

She get very Sexy Seductive Eyes
I don already dey imagine giving her doggy while smoking methamphetamine that she is selling. That methamphetamine will make you fvck for 12 hours nonstop