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RomanceRe: Lady Blocks A Guy Who Didn't Send Her Money For Hair But Wanted Her To Visit Him by JackDaAlienz(m): 8:17pm On Jun 02, 2024
CrownedPhoenix:
Ode.

Money miss road.

Aren't your mates doing same without spending a dime?
broke wasted phool spotted
FamilyRe: See How A Father Danced At His Troublesome Daughter's Wedding by JackDaAlienz(m):
If her father dance like Gov. Adeleke on her Traditional wedding😁😁

My brother order Uber and run for your life

HealthRe: My Experience As A Guy In Gynecology Clinic by JackDaAlienz(op): 6:18pm On Jun 02, 2024
JackDaAlienz:
I'm working in a private clinic owned by my uncle, he is a doctor but i'm not a doctor even tho i do assist him whenever im around.
But i always leave his office anytime he wants to check a womans private part.

4 days ago, the clinic was packed with women with different issues and one of the staff reported sick and i was around the clinic.
My uncle gave me lab coat and told me to help out so i decided to stay with him as he was checking the patients.


Omo!!!! I just dey see different kinds of vagina
Chaiiii i almost had erections many times
I even made friends with one fair girl that came for checkup, and i saw her pussy grin grin

I think i want to become a gynecologist
I love this job
Lol I miss working at the clinic cry
RomanceRe: Lady Blocks A Guy Who Didn't Send Her Money For Hair But Wanted Her To Visit Him by JackDaAlienz(m):
To be fair grin grin grin
In Africa
If you have money = Unlimited Pussy

I have fvcked countless number of women from 40 to 21 yrs. Money answerth all

Know this and Know Peace
FamilyRe: Lady Shares Before And After Transformation Of Her Boobs After Childbirth by JackDaAlienz(m):
That Baby dey enjoy 24/7 cry cry

EducationRe: Let Lecturers Breathe Do Not Suffocate Us, ASUU Tells Tinubu by JackDaAlienz(m): 3:58pm On May 24, 2024
God punish all these useless Lecturers

One lecturer was bragging about the $300 he got in his polling unit inorder to manipulate votes.

Bunch of outdated bastards
Una go suffer. Nonesense
RomanceRe: My Ugly Experience With Tapswap by JackDaAlienz(m): 12:55pm On May 24, 2024
dominique:
You Nigerians don't get ever tired of getting scammed by all these sites that keep popping out every now and then.
SultanOfPuna:
Nigerians don cast am cry cry
tuzle:
They have block Nigerians on tapswap
Make all of una Dey play

Me that just registered yesterday and I have made over 1.5 million coins cool cool

RomanceRe: Why The World Needs More Problems by JackDaAlienz(op): 3:57pm On Jan 12, 2024
Emmanuel30a:
You must have drank Jacks Daniel... Jack and Daniel, etc; leaves Emmanuel...
You're a dead man walking
PoliticsRe: Judiciary Could Have Set The Country On Fire, Reactions ToS’court Ruling On Kano by JackDaAlienz(m): 3:53pm On Jan 12, 2024
Ok
AgricultureRe: Someone Gave Us This Pig As Gift by JackDaAlienz(m): 3:51pm On Jan 12, 2024
OSUigboFlatHead:
Oloriburuku mumu
So you think a pork for a Muslim is not equivalent to a sacrifice food? By your own stupid thinking right?
Internet has really made some of you to get away with your stupidity. A dead brain like you can not even talk to me face to face.
Try giving someone like me pork and see if your parents won't mourn your demise.
Oloriburuku
Boy lock up that smelling mouth
you and your Stoopid Muslim culture.
I will tie you up, beat you to a pulp, choke you and feed you uncooked pork meat

Then inject the blood of a pig into your body with syringe.
At least you die and go burn in hell like roasted pig
RomanceRe: Why The World Needs More Problems by JackDaAlienz(op): 1:51pm On Jan 12, 2024
Emmanuel30a:
May those who have written this and are reading this, die young&now-it doesn't matter if there name is Ashley Young... Here or this place isn't where they belongs...
People that curse innocent people for no reason are the ones that die quicker.
If you curse 1 person, nothing will happen

But when you curse a multitude of people for no reason.
You recieve back that same energy you dish out
Now you have cursed many innocent readers
Get ready to recieve back that curse in multitude grin

When your mother, sister and father just die suddenly like chicken,
You will comeback to the post and regret cursing innocent people.
May God give you the strength to bear the loss of your mother, father and siblings. Amen

R.i.p in advance
RomanceRe: Why The World Needs More Problems by JackDaAlienz(op): 1:27pm On Jan 12, 2024
First world problems

When you provide everything for humans and remove the struggle or problems in a society.

That's when people become bored
Then they start looking for Artificial problems
They begin to create problems for themselves

Such as changing their gender

They have everything they need
So that initial drive to solve problems is removed from society
You now have a weak passive society
Because life has become so boring to them

Over here in Nigeria,
The problems you have to deal on a constant 24/7 is whst makes you live longer than whites.

That's why whites get cancer so easily
Africans are busy solving problems on a daily basis, manuvering, surviving bad governance bad maintenance
All these Problems is what makes us stronger
Smarter, more street wise

This is the reason why African go over to abroad and make more money than the citizens.

COVID destroyed the western countries
COVID didn't even do anything in Africa
Ebola didn't do anything in Africa

Because just like the earlier humans
Constantly solving problems is what drives longevity and evolution.

When you relax, you have good road, good healthcare, good system, everything at your beak and call.
Nothing exciting happening in your life
You become fat slobby and lose intrest in life

Hence the high rate of suicide in the west

My point is Humans need problems.
Problem solving is what transformed us from homo erectus to homo sapiens

Without problems we as humans begin to go backwards and start creating artficial problems
RomanceWhy The World Needs More Problems by JackDaAlienz(op): 1:15pm On Jan 12, 2024
Our evolution started from us as humans being on constant attack by predators like snakes , lion, and other deadly creatures.

These Problems gave us the ability to think ahead, strategize and invent tolls to protect ourselves.
If we didn't have such dangers
We as a human species will never develop.

The richest men in the world are problem solvers.
By design earth was built in chaos
We are constantly faced with dangers which keeps us alert, wise and constructive.
This is how humans evolved.

Now what happens when you remove problems from a society
Everybody becomes relaxed and lazy
Our evolution depended on fear of survival
This fear is what drove humans to crack brain and invent tools to use and overcome problems.

Now when you remove problems
Evolution stops

Look at Western society.
They have everything good system good healthcare good roads good everything
But USA had over 21 thousand rates of suicide

Because when their is no problem
Humans begin to de evolution. Going backwards instead of going higher
AgricultureRe: Someone Gave Us This Pig As Gift by JackDaAlienz(m): 12:53pm On Jan 12, 2024
huh
OSUigboFlatHead:
Don't try this with some who won't find it funny... You could lose your life...
A word is enough for the wise ...
If a traditional worshiper gives you sacrifice ti eat, how would you feel?
If not for stupidity and hypocrisy, EVEN YOUR BIBLE CONDEMNS SWINE EATING...
DON'T PLAY... YOU'LL LEARN THE HARD WAY...
Ode is comparing pork to sacrifice food grin grin grin some of you here are just stopid
Nairaland GeneralRe: Guidelines To Have A Better 2024 by JackDaAlienz(m): 9:53pm On Jan 11, 2024
Ok
PoliticsRe: 'joining APC Makes The Brain Stop Working' 4 More Daniel Bwala Anti-tinubu Remar by JackDaAlienz(m): 9:39pm On Jan 11, 2024
Ok
TV/MoviesRe: Trending Movie - A Man For Christmas By Gills Okeke (A Must Watch) by JackDaAlienz(m): 1:46pm On Dec 24, 2023
You will have to pay me $$ to watch this trash
FamilyRe: My Sister Completed Her House Without Telling Any Of Us Including My Mum by JackDaAlienz(m): 10:54am On Dec 23, 2023
Ok
HealthRe: Unhealthy Eating Habits In Nigerian Culture by JackDaAlienz(m): 8:08pm On Dec 22, 2023
ednut1:
dey deceive yourself . The turkey and chicken we eat are mostly frozen ones imported from abroad and preserved with same chemical they use to preserve corpse. The beans you eat is preserved with sniper. The fruits are grown with a high amount of dangerous pesticides. Organic my foot
See this one
Where in village do they sell frozen turkey and chickenhuh Village wey no dey even get light.

Village people buy live chicken and kill it and cook. Dey play
HealthRe: Unhealthy Eating Habits In Nigerian Culture by JackDaAlienz(m):
Nigerians eat far more healthy food than Europe and Asia put together.

If we want to buy food
We go to market and buy organic food

If oyingbo want to buy food stuff
They go to shopping mall grin grin

The chicken sold in shopping mall
They inject it with antibiotics and preservative chemicals. To prevent it from spoiling
So the chicken will last longer in the shelf of supermarket.
This chemicals can cause cancer over time.

They buy all sorts of junk food, ice cream, canned food filled with toxic chemicals listed as ingridents and call it enjoyment

Later they will start having cancer
That's why Rich men in Nigeria who embrace western lifestyle get cancer like 5&6

Wetin concern agbero and cancer??
Shey na nkwobi and asun wan give me cancer??
I never see poor man for village get cancer

That's a disease for the rich and high class due to eating junk upon junk and calling it soft life grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: 'Tell Us What Happened In Abuja' - Protesters Besiege Rivers Govt House by JackDaAlienz(m):
One thing I can tell you about Porthacout/Rivers people is that they love to make NOISE
But as usual NOTHING will be done

They are fucking spineless and Wike just proved it.
I was thinking that Wike will finally be taught a lesson but as usual Rivers people chickened out and signed the Scam Peace Deal

The same way rivers people chickened out and allow Wike to sell them out to give Tinubu votes.
Till today, they say they will teach Wike a lesson.
Now Wike don carry all of them and their papa handicap grin grin grin

Like if I hear a rivers person making noise I will just go and sleep.
I will never fight for group of noisemaking people that are too weak to allow an EX governor grab them by the balls from far away F.T.C.

It must be a Shame to be from Rivers state.
Wike will rule you and your generations.
Bunch of weak noise makers angry angry

AqualinaXYZ:
If na Lagos Tinubu for don order police to shoot and spray them teargas



But here in Pitakwa nobody owns anybody



Everybody na king here



Long live all residents of Alpha marine



The harder they come the harder they fall
You see what I'm saying grin grin
Bunch of noisemakers

Him say Everybody na King grin grin
When Wike sold your votes to Tinubu
Shey na Queens be dey that time grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: GTA 6 Hacker Sentenced To Life In Hospital Prison Until He's "No Longer A Danger by JackDaAlienz(m):
White man:
I need money, which bank should I hack and transfer to my Bitcoin wallet.

Nigerian fools:
I need money, which person will I kill and use their body parts to do charm so that my client will transfer to my Bitcoin wallet.

Oyingbo dey hack bank
Dumb monkeys dey hack human skull
If they call Africa SHITHOLE now
They will start crying racism angry angry
RomanceRe: He Kept Running Errands And Even Risked His Career For Me – Nigerian Lady Narrat by JackDaAlienz(m): 12:39am On Dec 22, 2023
I have always been ruthless to the female gender.

The moment you give her power
You will used like a kitchen rag
Christianity EtcRe: Same-Sex Marriage: Catholic Teaching Doesn’t Change – Bishops by JackDaAlienz(m): 1:48pm On Dec 21, 2023
Ok
PoliticsRe: Pauline Tallen Barred From Public Office Over 'Kangaroo Judgement' Remark by JackDaAlienz(m): 1:48pm On Dec 21, 2023
Ok

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