₦airaland Forum

gebest:
if Ibrahim Shekau of boko haram republic contest against Buhari, he will defeat buhari handsdown talkless of any Nigerian that contest against him.

u are not serious,hatred beclouded ur mental reasoning...a$$ hole

mmsen:
Great but when are they going to raid Dino Melaye's premises?

who told they never raid dino but him own na bullets rain e get.

FunkyMetahuman:
Most nigerians doctors are just in for the prestige, they don't know jackshit about the medicine.

Just go to school, cram and dump just like every other nigerian graduate.

I don't blame anyone traveling out of the country for medical attention.

Its better to visit harbalist sometimes than nigerian doctors who only know how to prescribe malaria drugs.

Oga ooo, but i smell envy here! Go n read medicine and show a difference..........

importexpert:
Dating in itself is fun. But dating a wrong girl is stress. Did I just say stress? Now, that is an understatement. It is like have a banging headache that makes you really feel uncomfortable. If you are a guy, you probably have dated a woman that you later felt was a complete waste of time. Be comforted. You are not alone.

This is why I have checked out seven major types of women that keep making dating miserable for us.

1. The self -centered girl: A relationship is the product of two people taking care of each other’s needs. However, the self centred girl is focused on herself. When you are together, the only issue that excites her is about herself. She does not care to ask how things have been with you. You could be going through a difficult situation and she doesn’t observe to know! It can be very frustrating because you know you are not getting one tenth of what you are putting into the relationship. Let me tell you how that kind of relationship will end: if you try to endure the relationship for a while, you will get hurt repeatedly till you start to resent her. Before you will know it, it will develop to very strong dislike for her. And that will wrap up whatever is between the two of you.

2. The insecure girl: Researchers have not yet found out why people get so insecure. But with this girl, prepare your list of explanations in advance. You have to explain to her why the course mate you greeted was smiling. You have to explain why you checked your phone twice in the last one hour. If she is with your phone, you have to explain why you sent a message with an emoji. My brother, even security cameras cannot monitor your life the way she would. Not even the angels can do a thorough job of recording your every act like her.

3. The verbal girl: She is often nice and pretty. But there is one big problem that she has: her mouth. When she wants, she can pamper you till you reach the clouds and see heaven’s gates. But once she gets angry, her words flow like corrosive acid. It burns every morale and confidence you can ever muster. And watch it; she may not do this to you immediately. Rather, she may start with those around you. But my friend, everything is turn by turn. Hand will soon reach you too.

4. High maintenance girl: I was once talking to a girl and telling her that I cannot waste time chasing after a girl. She told me clearly that I have to learn it because the woman is the goal. I laughed. That is the kind of mindset this type of girl has. She believes that she is your prize and you should feel lucky to have her. So, once you start dating, you are responsible for her and her generational needs. The money you will spend on her for six months is enough to erect a house to lintel level. In fact, she may probably ask you for monthly salary too. Are you surprised? Don’t be. These are clearly evil days.

5. The lying girl: She might have a degree from school, but she has one degree you are not aware of: BLL. It means Bachelor of Lie-Lie. She lies almost over everything. Satan, the liar, is not even worthy to do IT under her. Hardly can you ever catch her lying because she is just good at what she does. But if you ever succeed and catch her lying. Forget it man; it’s a waste of time. Even her excuse and explanations will still be lies. Have you ever been in such a relationship with one? It is a really terrible experience.

6. The indecisive girl: She is one leg in and one leg out. You are dating her but you are not sure you are dating her. Whenever you try to discuss about the two of you, she says she is not ready, but she wants dividends of a relationship. She wants you to share her emotional load with you and even expect you to assist financially. She says you are the most special guy she knows but at the same time won’t accept that you are her boyfriend. She clearly is using you to wait for someone better. But, if this is happening to you and you are still hoping for an opportunity, April 1st will not be enough to celebrate you.

7. The wannabe bride: This kind of girl seems pleasant at first. The problem starts when she starts scheming to get married to you at all cost. She keeps bringing up fantasies of when the two of you will be married when the relationship is just three weeks old! You will think it is only older ladies that do this, but even girls of 21-22 are increasingly entering this stage. If you don’t want the accompanying frustration, you know what to do.

These are the ones I decided to write out. You probably have met some women with peculiar issues. You can add your own to the list or share your experience with any of the girls above.

Op i think i need help cuz mine is number5

DaniDani:
The death of a selfish and stingy man. Instead of inviting his hungry neighbors to help satisfy them hungry bitches but he chose to do the hard job alone. More like "Chop alone and die alone"

hahaha u wicket ooo

Singapore1:
E be like say I go relocate oo Operation impregnate them all !!!

u bad

dre11:
http://punchng.com/police-arrest-killers-of-american-soldier/

this is reason y hebos scattered all over the north n established mega bizness than the home town despite how they were killed anyhow in the north...deep inside their heart(hebos) they knw dat they are enemies of each other that y biafrau*d is just mouth saying word is will never happen

Love Machine:
See as mopol plenty and armed with machine guns as if nnamdi kanu Na bokoharam kingpin, kabiru sokoto.

do u see any difference between then,the pikin wey say him mama no go sleep....ntoor

zionmade:
Did he lie??
Are Bh and allakubarians not savages??
Dont we have animals in nigeria?
So he is correct

yes including your generations from the past n now,if nigeria hot 4 u una locate to somalia nah to c who go miss u.

Abeg i just finished drinking my kunu with little goro at hand! Wetin be BB NAija? Somebody help

legendsilver:
God bless Nigeria and scatter every Biafra and biafra, Amen.

walai........your comment swt pass sugar

Daddybright1986:
Y Muslims take all sort of drugs, but call people who drink alcohol infidels an kafiri..........still yet to understand

sambisa is not far,go and ask shekau,am sure your questionaire will be well filled

UrennaNkoli:
Never again will an ab0ki lead this country.

ooya mr flat head,then carry with your campaign of lost course biafra*d which is death n gone...aboki had lead and have lead and is leading already.if e pain u lagoon is very close to u or hug transformer while it rains.

AgreatMan:
A lot of us are angry about a mere one-month jail term but maybe their Constitution only allows one month for such. Good thing tho, there was a punishment.

oboy all na wash nothing go happen to that soldier,no so them dey yarn for media but deep in the hrt of C/0 they knw is part of Nigerian army training to molest civilians on appropriate circusmtance...am telling the soldier have been relocated

martooski:
OK

He be like say this man too wan go for Medical treatment abroad... Buhari own na testing compare to wetin those guys fit do for you

u wicked ooo,bad boy

inositol88:
JUST WONDERING!!!!!

I don't know how some girls,ladies or women reason!!!

Now she has been going around telling all her friends that am very ugly and she cannot for any reason date a guy like me!!!!

To my utmost dismay, the same gal gets confused, misses her steps and behaves sheepishly whenever she see's me and always wants to avoid me in public

The funniest fact is dat recently she has been sending me romantic text messages, and today she dropped one of such messages, openly professing her undying love for me.
I don't love her though!!

LADIES ABEG WETIN BE UNA PROBLEM

WHY ARE U DAUGHTERS OF EVE ALWAYS CONFUSED AND NEVER STRAIGHTFORWARD

LADIES ANSWER ME PLS!!!!!

no be only u bros,e happen to me oooo

ffrreeee:
Frustrated human being everywhere. Buhari may not even know you exist

how do know stup*d bizzy body

ffrreeee:
Frustrated human being everywhere. Buhari may not even know you exist

how do know stup*d bizzy body

Legaycey:
when them go amend recession

help me ask them ooo bros

aloziedaya:
The Igbo's are the only tribe in Nigeria that believe in 'one Nigeria' and that is where their problem lies. If you are dealing with a Hausa man, he first thinks of his religion and ethnicity, a Yoruba man thinks of his ethnicity first but an Igbo man thinks of one Nigeria. If you come to the east you hardly see any structure built by a Hausa man or Yoruba but, travel all over Nigeria the Igbo's are developing them bearing in mind the 'one Nigeria' syndrome.
The Igbo man's quest for wealth has robbed him of his sense of belonging. That is why they develop other cities while theirs lay bare. Lagos today is developed by the igbos. Imagine what would happen if the igbo businesses in Lagos are in the east. Every major market in Lagos is dominated by them; ALABA INTERNATIONAL, TRADEFAIR, COMPUTER VILLAGE, LADIPO AUTO MARKET, BERGER AUTO MARKET, IDUMOTA etc. These are the backbone of Lagos state. They'll tell you that the seaport is in Lagos but, the largest motorcycle spare parts market in Africa is in Nnewi and, it is striving without any seaport in the east.
Have you imagined what would have happened if these markets are dominated by the hausas? Or the Yorubas dominating these markets in another state? Of course they would have transfered them to their areas.
Igbo's need to rethink and realize their mistakes. Develop your own. If you make billions in lagos and the billions are still reinvested in Lagos, you've not made anything. Aku ruo ulo amara onye nwe ya. Igboland will develop when we make wealth outside and send it home. The houses you build in Lagos because of the appreciation rate of Lagos can be built equally in the east to boost the appreciation rate there. Lagos is appreciating because you've developed it, do same down home.
Politically, Igbo's are marginalized because they are seen as divided people who cannot come together with one voice.

oboy take origin n chill a little...your brother husling in the north and other part of the country will never develop ur land or invest in it because deep inside an igbo man's hrt u guys are enemies of each other even in one family.the moment u c one of u start hitting coins na only which n wizard or juju u go lunch for that person n send him to the land of no return or to arrange kidnappers and hired killer to do that person...that y some wise among decide to stay n develop the land of far far away.could u imagine even some igbos are afraid to go home for christmas just for the fear of unknown becos of u wicked hrt...the truth be to said; those igbos more especially in the north hate ur so called biafra*d cuz they it is gone the ojukwu died only one blind mad nmadi kanu in his dream thinking biafra*d can be archived...flat heads

Kiakia:
Probably the Presidency. These cabal people can so deceiving and knows how to pull wool over the eyes of Nigerians. But not this time. The Yar Adua 'rigmarole' was an eye opener. The Presidency should come out clean with the health status of PMB. Nigerians who overwhelmingly voted him into office deserves to know. Period!

keep waiting

Bolustic:
When is Trump going to call Nnamdi Kanu in Kuje?

Is he not the messiah again

u wicked ooo,bad news to Biafra

Alawe:
Buhari's anti peoples policies/carelessness for the suffering of the masses which is as result of his cluelessness is crystal clear to the blind and audible to the deaf. If they like, they should resign from their jobs if they have any and make the rally daily activity, that will not Save buhari come next election. That's if he will still remain the president of nigeria till then.

see this one want to form God,so the masses that are gearing up for the rally are not nigerians abi?

nwaanambra1:
nobody kills the fulani except themselves!

they will attack their fellow herdsman, kill him and rustle his cattle then their terrorist command an control centre called MIYETIALLAH will attack the innocent community where the crime was perpetrated blaming them for the death of their kinsman and accusing them of stealing 600 cows!

while in actual fact, its only the fulanis that knows and fully understand the language of the cows and can therefore move them fast!


I REPEAT! FULANNIS ARE THE ONES KILLING THEIR FELLOW KINSMEN SO AS TO STEAL THEIR CATTLE!

so cattle dey hear words,with extra special language abi?

DDeliverer:
So they should bomb your people abi? Why? Because you are an outcast?
If you are 9jadeltan then you are cursed...

The government should kill your brothers and sisters and take your oil and enrich themselves and their familes while ignoring your polluted lands and destroying your waters?

Are you sure you are not mad?

you are the mad person here, since u support those sabbotaging national asset n makes people of the country suffer n also plunge the country into recession cuz oil is the only means of Nigerians huge revenue derivation...id**t

tuniski:
Every occasion day has been the worst since this administration came on board!
Chanji is pain!

defeat of otuke shoeless chimpanzee still pain this Edi*t

blueto:
did you read the article? because it seems you just had a glimpse reading, at least this quote should curb the misconstruction. .

oga don't sugarcoat things here...the writer didn't refers to what u quote frm ur the article ooo he actually means the celebration should be more than this not lowkey..****

AntiIPOOP:
What was Mr. Adeyanju expecting ? was he expecting PMB to spend billions on independence day? lol sorry Mr. Ade, those era went away with the clueless shoeless baboon.



Master of Flat-heads.

good one...one bottle of alamo 4 u

ChangetheChange:
Pastor Ize Iyamu is our Governor


Obaseki is wasting his time like Osunbor




We Stand with Governor Ize Iyamu

Chai unemployment dey worry this guy....to stand with ize iyamu is ur choice but u should knw dat u are wasting ur time nothing wil shake dat sit frm APC grip...what is done is done WAILER

AmazingDanny:
NCAN! Reporting live from Owode Egba. Our Ipob brothers of jewish heritage are doing what they know how to do best. Igbo Kwenu!

yeeeeh

Goahead:
"SaharaReporters also learned that the CNB is attempting to keep details of Mr. Emefiele wife’s abduction hidden from the media because it may scare off investors in Nigeria."

Who in his right mind will dream of investing in Nigeria with Buhari in power?

ur wreched father can invest

LorDBolton:
Speechless...


Usually I would applaud this but I must ask myself...do these criminals have loved ones?

Do they have mothers?

Many people are alive and body parts complete today cos I tend to imagine they're someone's brother, sister, nephew, niece, son, daughter and wonder how their loved ones would feel if their fvck up is hospitalised.


The recession is not an excuse... infact I believe we should introduce laws to EXTERMINATE families that produce criminals so as to reset the world.

Radical thoughts

including the likes of iphob dilictor kanu the prsdnt of kirikiri in zoo republic?