₦airaland Forum

Obedibombedi:
A newbie neting over 700k monthly is doing superbly well.
Minimum wage is still 77k

Follow who know road.

Someone even said it's impossible to save 5M annually

Don't accept use-less trips and complain by month end that you can't account for your fat dashboard.

Doing trips less than #450/km on any platform is not profitable to me.

HIGHESTPOPORI:
He should take the risks,some people here are making 500k net in a month

Beeori:
Good afternoon,

I’ve been following this thread for a while, and I must say it’s been quite insightful. I’m a young female interested in starting as an Uber driver, and I’m currently doing some research to better understand the field.

I’d love to hear from experienced drivers about the following:

How much can one realistically earn in a day?
What are the key dos and don’ts of being a successful Uber driver?
Why do we see fewer female Uber drivers, and how can I navigate challenges specific to women in this field?
What tips can help maximize earnings and improve the overall experience?
Any advice, personal experiences, or resources would be greatly appreciated.

Conner44:
Pearl1910 you've done well by showing them working 💪

dav1002 and omoapena, can you see what consistency looks like? Know thyself - speak for thyself ✌️

Have a wonderful week ahead guys

dav1002:
E shock you too abi

Better no put mouth before he reminds you of your doings 6 years, 4 months, 5days, 40 mins, 50 seconds ago

Conner44:
Finally finally everybody don see say na just empty 'kom - kom' him be

The final resort in his 'lexiCORN' arsenal na simple online swearing

Just imagine say person dey carry calabash naked dey waka go stand for junction to swear for person wey him no even know from adam or who never do am one single bad thing before lol 😂 the funny thing is that he actually thinks his swears will work and instead won't do 'U - Turn' and go back to sender

E get special reason why I dey call that niggar Wacko Jacko

Djdamian:
All these words of encouragement for my online moniker from Jackson the dumb and hateful creature?. Aaaawn

See how person they use energy they write and spit nonsense ontop online platform wey nor body send your papa.

If say you nor be coward and a waste of sperm,you for drop location make we meet for round table ,make you for tell my real person all the things your hateful heart wan say face to face.

You care for drivers, na audo giveaway you do, you dey shout make them increase fare,your dumb mind nor gree tell you make you write petition to all the ehailing companies or go to their physical locations to rant ,na Nairaland you come dey waste your self they curse your family and your miserable self.

For your information i am just 33 years old ,I nor dey hide my age.

When you ready be man,I fit meet you anywhere make we talk like men. Until then, you are a piece of sh!t, loud mouthed fool, a nobody and the dumbest person I have ever seen on Nairaland, NO CAP!.

Djdamian:
Them suppose give you end of the year award as the most dumb Nairalander here on this forum.

Djdamian:
If you need my pictures, they are online. If you also need recent ones too please feel free to reach out and I will send.

But I for like make we meet for Benin me and you ,just drop location.

Djdamian:
No names were mentioned, and plenty of people here criticize Pearl. But only one person chose to respond in their usual bitter and angry manner.

Being articulate and offering constructive criticism is truly a skill that many people lack.

Education is not a scam!

Kaymaxi2222:
pls what car will use 20k for 12hrs driving non stop oo don't forget that's less then 20l oo....cos Una go just dey do permutations wey no follow and cover over 200km at the same time.....some people self

Truf:
Dude, it’s either you’re dumb, stoopeed or extremely slow. Like a few people I’m looking to add an additional source of income to my current bread. But whenever I see your comment on here, e dey turn my belle. You’re broke and stupidly ignorant even when you’re being asked to take a chill pill. Shey no be Benin you Dey? You probably have never been to Lagos, cannot afford to be in Lagos but your mouth Dey run like tap. I’m not for, or against anyone saying anything on this thread but I can spot a very phoolish person from 10kms away.
Yeah nasty govt policies are messing things up nationwide, unstable policies and all that, but as people Dey cry, some people Dey make money on the side, Dey ball too. Go to clubs and see how packed they are. I drive a 6cyl ride but 50k fuel go carry me from Berger to Ajah to and fro at least 4 times, that’s what I calculate whatever is being said on here with, in case I put my whip on the road. Like your dumbass, everyone viewing or commenting here, is here to learn, so take a chill pill and buzz off if you claim you’re too big to learn. Stop throwing your ignorance around here, suck on it like your babe’s titties in Edo and remain there.

Finally, don’t compare what happens in Edo, with what goes on in Lagos, everywhere here is pretty much open to development or developed sef, from Badagry to Epe, I mean every Local govt no matter how far away it is, motor Dey enter there. Don’t be ignorantly stewpid, if you have your reservations, voice it out like a gentleman, no be everything be fight! You Dey fall hand honestly. The loudest in the room usually isn’t the smartest. Stay wise! Every ehailing company in Naija, started from Lagos so there’ll definitely be preferential treatment cos this is the fucking hub of everything! Lagos is Nigeria, Abuja sef no reach. I’m Igbo by the way, stay wise Jackson and stay humble. I believe there are lot of people with this same view towards you, you too talk.

Conner44:
Boy, have you chosen your gay paramount?

I'm still waiting for you 😔

Pearl1910:
Money that ur father and his father and all ur generations has never seen, u want to claim it to be chicken change to u here.

Let's assume u make 20k every three hours. U would have made 80k for working 6am to 6pm.
Deduct 20k commission
Deduct 20k for fuel
Profit is 40k daily
In a week of 6days u go home with 240k
That's almost a million a month.
A nincompoop can be a millionaire if he changes, takes counsel and follows my advise but u are criminal imbeci1ic greedy retard whose disability is embedded in ur genes. So no hope for u at all, and u will never stop wailing on this thread.

Conner44:
Well, you will have to forgive me for not taking your word for it

Remember I've once screenshot my account and even snapped money to show you here when you came at me with this your uselessness even the one Pope did you last time you still no gree

You are the one who's unserious, always have and always will be 😏

Conner44:
Haaa! lol . Shebi all of una dey here dey see wetin dey sup

I dey look wacko jacko him dey look me back 😆

Anywayz, I rest my case

Conner44:
You see why I initially called you a troll of the TheModerator specie? So you have known djdamian since 2009 but you came here and initially swore to have had no other accounts on nairaland and only registered to post about your displeasure with ehailing

small small truth is coming out from your own mouth

Issoraite, oya it's time to fool me. Let us send the 300k this night so everybody will know who is the fool here

Djdamian:
Hello sir,

As you have not done the 300k giveaway till now, nobody will take you seriously. Till then you are a nobody


Regards

Pearl1910:
You are right, as of today, Uber fares are better than Bolt fares

WareLogMan:
Where did you see these figures?
From a single trip?

Djdamian:
He clearly stated he can't do it, but you, on the other hand, called it "chicken change." Since you're the one who suggested the giveaway, you need to follow through on your promise to those following this thread. Otherwise, you're just a clown who likes to make noise.

XGhost:
Amen, Thanks man. May God bless us all.

I forgot, breakdown.
Fuel 167k
Data 1k5
Credit 500
Vuga 500
Food tiri fifty
Pure water 50
Tom Tom 100
Net 632

Djdamian:
Epa nobody will take you seriously here until you do that 300k giveaway. Till then, all you say is pure BS

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Bash all you can. He will still hit the road and make it again and again, Insha Allah.

And to anyone who is set out to work and make money from this hustle, God will see you through.

Keep bashing, brother. I really hope you don't stop.[/color]

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Things I love to see..

God bless the works of your hands.

Anyone who doubts is free to do so. They have a right to it sef[/color]

dav1002:
5m and a toks corolla is a good deal the only stupid thing he did was apologizing
I mean what was the need for the apology?
That was him selling his dignity and sounding stupid
A big shame