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mirexxx:

i had to laff!

stephenqueen:
Wetin dis gurl do you na?

Sleekyshuga:
I yaff dis-brother you..

stephenqueen:
Till now I still never get gurl to woo me.smh ;DTill now I still never get gurl to woo me.smh........Attention to all ladies in the house If you have small boobs, consider me an enemy,no woo me o...I want ladies with big boobs .
Thanks

Sleekyshuga:
***playing a background music of Shayne Ward: Breathless..***

Chibwike....

Everything was going on normal for me, until I stumbled on the Nairaland Romance Section where a created topic captivated me, and I got so engrossed with the responses..

I got so curious when I realized that you were the one guy on every ladies lip, and @ such, I made efforts to know you .. Out of my curiosity, I clicked on your profile, and my first attraction was your picture..

Wow !! He is so cute, I said to myself .. I started digging into your created threads, posts and comments.. You got me awed with your matured response to every comment, and no matter how rash the responses were, you always had a soothing reply to give8).. So charming!!

I caught myself smiling severally @ your easy flow of words, and then, it did hit me that I was T.R.I.P.P.I.N.G..

I've always longed for this day to prove to the world how much my heart beats for you .. Chibwike, I care so much about you, and I'll be the happiest lady if I am given a chance to love you eternally..

Whenever I see your "mention", a smile escapes my lip, and I just can't stop smiling until I've replied you .. You are that perfect gentleman I've always wished, and dreamt of.. Call me 'Joseph the dreamer', and I don't give a hoot as long as you give me the chance to privatize you ..

You are sound in character, and your sense of humor tickles me.. My greatest pride will be to show you off to my family, and friends ..

Our friendship is building up so strong but my heart screams for another level.. I need a chance----------

To study you..
Caress you..
Cherish & adore you..
Cuddle you..
Sing you a lullaby to sleep..

Please, let me show you the true definition of L.O.V.E.. We can make things work.. I am so crazy about you.. I am done searching, and that's because I have found my M.R I.D.E.A.L


You are:

I---------- Intelligent & Indelible..
D---------- Determined & Daring..
E---------- Energetic & Enduring..
A---------- Adorable & Amazing..
L---------- Lively & Loving..

M---------- Manly & Matured..
A---------- Awesome & Amicable..
N---------- Natural & Nurturing..

Pleaseeeeee, say YES to me ..

I LOVE YOU...

Ahuru'm gi n'anya

Sleekshuga..

mirexxx:
uv really changed o
why are u so stubborn??
its sad that yo now a badt guy





#peace#

stephenqueen:
Jacksparrow127 ma guy where u dey I don cum back.i go arrange some local drinks ni

Dimples192:
I'm sorry sweetie

valmunich:
Na you wet am nah

stephenqueen:
Omo aye take lighter

valmunich:
So oga, you see me dey hustle to sell a single kush at least for here, you comot go buy from another person¿

Dimples192:
Nitefury, I want to declare my admiration for you so read on. I am going to break it down for you to explain all the ways I want you:
Infatuated:
My mother said to pick a man with patience, a responsible man, but most importantly an intelligent man. Baby, if I took you home my mother would be proud because my darling fury you are a respectful, secure, and one of the most intelligent man I know. Honey don’t blush but I find you so sexy. I love that you can arouse me from all the way across the ocean. Let me tell you how the freak in you brings out the freak in me.

Lust: A poem of passion.

Your long tongue and strong fingers search me out,
Come search me out with your long tongue,
Come find me with your strong rod,
I rocked at the shock of your co**ck,
Your rod that twists like an angry serpent,
Let me be your bush so you could be my black Mosses,
Come quench this flame, while I talk to God,
Let me see God with every stroke,
While I scream bloody Mary,
I’m consumed by this fire,
Ignited by leafs,
Let me see eve.

Love: I dedicate this poem to you.

The expression of a well-made man appears not only in his face,
It is in his limbs and joints also,
It is curiously in the joints of his hips and wrist,
It is in his walk,
The carriage of his neck,
The flex of his waist and knees,
Dress does not hide him,
The strong sweet quality he has strikes through the cotton and broad cloth,
To see him pass conveys as much as the best poem,
Perhaps more,
You linger to see his head and the back of his neck and shoulder side
(Whitman. W. 1855. 2015 Poetry foundation)



Nitefury, will you be my lover?

Truckpusher:
I never said women are confused fellows and even if I did it was meant to send a psychological message for those that can decode what I've been trying to say.

I agree with you that this is just a game but you can agree with me that this whole idea is totally subjected to our emotions and how we perceive ourselves here over time of talking and chatting.

Interestingly you made a point by saying that jack and yourself were here before me but again let me remind you that someone that understands the game can actually hijack someone from some other section and come here to just woo themselves.
I personally never knew that anyone here would woo me especially cherryice , we have a history of animosity towards each other , we fought and cursed each other on daily basis even at that it was purely fun to me though she do say things that hurts . There was a day she wished me death in the hands of any woman.

Truth is when she volunteered to woo me ,all my thought was that she's planning a big time payback for me but I was also ready to go all the way with her and embarrass ourselves .What I'm trying to say is simple ; sometimes you call it a game/competition but somehow you must have crossed path with people creating a familiarity be negative or positive for them to woo you here .

Didn't you see people wooing their friends and people they are familiar with?

D1ck:
I disagree with you on the stance that women are confused fellows, they don't know what they want...

And whereas; the girls aren't wooing us because they think we didn't deserve it, jacksparrow was here before you and so was I, yet you have two wooers while we have none... Any of them can pity us but they won't...

[s]Infact they are gonna tag him a fool and a woman wrapper, they may even develop a name for him.[/s]

The fact remains that this is a competition, and this is what makes it interesting, the heat, and the victims. It is now left to us to handle it maturely.


Darkrebel666, get your PC ready, we are gonna be doing some digging tonight

Darkrebel666:
~ I should be the one asking you if you have been consuming your sister's ovaries.

teddybiyasi:
smh for this darkrebel666

Darkrebel666:
~ I got one question for you. Was i talking to you when you poked your nose into my discussion?

~answer that first

Darkrebel666:
~ you should have thought about that before your itchy fingers decided to poke into matters that weren't your concern.
~stay off my lane nigga! i have zero-tolerance for Lilliputians

Darkrebel666:
~ i avoided you till you poked into my business and said this -



~was i talking to you? answer is no...
have a nice day

Truckpusher:
It's a bit late now.
Two days ago and last night would have yielded results and you would be surprised by now .

Lala247:
Lol

Yes sir

Darkrebel666:
~keep quiet dude. I can't believe you are still pained. something that happened 2 days ago.are you a woman? you have broken the guys code

stephenqueen:
Abi o ma guy help me tell the gurl o,she wan dey put person on conditions before she go upload her pics

Lala247:
Lol

The sad thing now if i say johnatan dey will open mouth
But my dad is buddys with all those ppl they chop money together
But y brag