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This is about the most bizarre/unbelievable story of 2023.
WTF When you thought you have heard it all, then another banger.
Grandmother killed her son & grandchildren? WOW
My grandmother's house is the safest place for my two beautiful daughters, I have peace of mind when they are there than when I left them at home.

Cutehector:
You first of all need to work on your grammar.

What is wrong with her grammar? English teacher

woginid967:
Well, mine was last week, she's my sugar momma, she was widowed 11 years ago, one day i carried her in my uber and she told me her health challenges and i told her the herbs to take, she was impressed, she said she would love to keep communication with me, so i started giving her herbal remedies and she invites me for functions but i decline, one day she calls me drunk, that she needs to get home and where she was is not safe, so i drove her home and helped her to her room and she paid me 40k extra that i stay the night till she recovers.

I obliged, I took time to clean the house and prepare a good meal, she woke up by 3 am and was shocked that everywhere was neat and she woke me up by 4am. And we talked, i told her my story, she asked me to be her personal driver, i declined then she said she wants me as her friend and confidant so I accepted because I know connections will work for me. She gave me extra 50k and I left.

Weeks later she asked me to come that she wants to discuss something sensitive with me and she told me she needs me in her Life, that she wants to feel young and loved again, she told me all her secrets and I accepted because I already imagined it many times in my head how having a cougar milf will be like. Anyway we finally agreed at 800k monthly asides all travels and she gave me an SUV last year too.
This happened 4 years ago and since then its been good, I respect her always but in the bedroom she's my smallie. Anyway the last time was last weekend and it was mind-blowing as usual, we went to church together and parted ways from there.

Lies

What I observed is that you only get refund if you send a complaint to them, if you don't, your money is gone forever, especially FIRSTBANK

Sanchez01:
I seriously doubt if Trent Arnold is a defender. The amount of times Vini has messed with him today is funny for a defender.

It's not his fault, one player cannot stop vini. Put three players to mark him just like Barca did and you have completely eliminated his threat. He's in his prime at the moment.

Firstbank really dealt with me for the past seven days.
Four failed transactions but all debited. My account is zero now. Send message to them they will not respond, you go to the bank but you can't enter because of the crowd.
I went to their Twitter handle and saw people complaining of failed transactions since early February.
They are stealing people's money and nobody to caution them. The one that is paining me is the money I sent to my wife to buy food for the house.

The amount of money Nigerians lost during this period is quite monumental, image paying 180k to collect 150k cash at POS, God will definitely judge Buhari and the APC

dangoteinlaw:
The citizens suffering are only doing themselves. What does it cost to open a palmpay account, even some have accounts but adamantly refuse to accept transfers because a fool will buy money to in turn buy goods from them. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with this policy except the illiterates suffering from it implementation.

The transfer you are talking about is not going, I made two transfers to Opay accounts about a week ago but the recipients are yet to receive value and I have been debited.
Policy is good but implementation/planning is a total disaster

Kabalmark:
yeah coz he made them experience it

Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂
I rest my case

Vinnie2000:
The OP did not SPECIFICALLY direct the question to ladies.

So how can a man answer what he doesn't experience?

They are asking women question, and it's men that are answering.
Guys can't you for once keep quiet and listen

I made a transfer from my firstbank app to Opay account 4 days ago but the guy said he hasn't seen the money.
I thought he is trying to dupe me so I transferred another 10k to my own Opay account, gbam e hang again 2 days now.
I now know the guy is saying the truth and it's very frustrating.

EriMma1:
I didn't insult you either. Na you bring ashawo enter the matter.

Enjoy.

Sincere apologies please

EriMma1:
The same ashawo that you patronize and pay (her bills) but cannot pay your wife who takes care of the home.
Ashawo go bill una for just a few mins and you men will pay but expect your wife to bring her money to the table. You see why I said better to put that your money to good use in the home by taking care of wifey.

Why should I be ashamed for wanting a good life? Is Regina ashamed today? Many women who's husband are taking care of their needs 100%, how many are ashamed? Rather it's the one who's husband can't cater for that faces disgrace and shame all the time where she'll be looking like a mad dog or a shadow of herself especially if she's not financially Independent. Or you'll hear husband kills wife because of pure water or agege bread. That is why you see a lot of women trying hard to get something doing Then whats the point being with a man if my life cant be affected positively by his presence and I still need to work to cater for myself?
What will he be doing in my life? No you tell me... Especially when there are other capable men out there. Spare me abeg!

Whatever rocks your boat madam, I didn't intend to insult you in any way.
You have every right to pursue your dreams and live the life you want.
I know you are educated from the way you presented your write up, very sweet ENGLISH
Enjoy your weekend

fortyishcouga:
What will you do though if he can meet your needs now but no longer able to after marriage due to some misfortune? There is no methodology to these things.

Thank you my dear, she will divorce him and go look for a more capable man.
So she'll be moving from one man to another looking for chicken change, probably end up with HIV and die for nothing.
When so many women are now CEOs and earning six digits figures this one is looking for a man to give her peanut.

Kobojunkie:
1. Why should she be ashamed when culture, even to this day, glorifies this way of living as far as women? You lot enjoy it when your pastors and mogs stroke your egos and fill your heads with lies of how women are meant to be cared for by their men and in turn submit to them and it never occurred to you that this is exactly what you glorify in your delusion?

2. Oh, so your wife does not even contribute fairly to her own family hence the reason why you cherish her every time she brings money out to by one or two things? How is that any different from OP who looks for a man to care for her needs?

What are you saying? I don't understand a thing out of all your words.
And who told you I enjoy what the pastor says on the subject?
As for my wife I earned far more than she does, so we can't possibly contribute same amount at the moment, she will probably earn more when she finished her program.
I wonder how you can support the OP, you are indirectly telling her to become a sex worker

EriMma1:
No no no... You tell me?

A man who cannot meet your needs should not be anywhere around you because he'll only be a stumbling block to your progress and cause you to miss out on great opportunities that would have come your way through those who understand the assignment. Don't ever let such men around you.

I've never been an advocate for starting small with a man after my past experiences even before the economy got this bad not to talk of now that it has plunged deep into meltdown.

A lot of ladies who went into such mess in the early 2000s are still carrying the family till today while the men are struggling to meet up with no headways or hopes in sight. This takes me to the next point.

As a single man still struggling, don't ever brainwash or be brainwashed by any girl to go into marriage and manage with you until things get better. Y'all have seen that e go better has become the prayer of a poor man. So run away from such trap. Make it to a reasonable level first before going for a woman.

I don't want to begin to go into details of the eventualities that may likely occur and become very grave due to inability to tackle them financially. Use your tongue to count your teeth.

I remember a long time ago when I was dating one struggling guy. The aunty asked him a very good question I'll never forget in my life and that taught me a lesson I've been applying in life's situations.

He invited me to come spend the weekend with him that the aunt was around so I could feel relaxed. When I got there and the aunty saw me, she called him aside and asked him the following.
You know we are struggling to eat in this house. Your salary is not enough and you brought in a young girl. What if there's an emergency in the course of her stay, what will you do? How will you go about it? When he told me, I became scared and thought the aunt was right. I now remembered one certain time I visited a friend. So that night we strolled out to buy suya. I don't know if it was from the suya paper or the unhygienic environment it was prepared that gave me food poison. That night, I didn't know where I was. Serious stomach cramps and I was just coiling up in the room that day holding my stomach. Again this lawyer guy no get shishi to even take me to the nearest clinic. In his confusion he gave me garlic to chew. That seemed to help a little but omor, I broke up with him.

So, with this few points of mine, I believe iv been able to convince and not confuse you on the need to stay away from a man that cannot cater for your needs.

If you attack me, it shows you're a struggling guy or dating a struggling guy. Una eyes go soon clear. My own don clear tey tey.

Enjoy.

So if the man that is taking VERY GOOD CARE OF YOU eventually dies you will go out and look for another one that will continue taking of you?
Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Haba
What happens if you are gainfully employed and you take care of your needs, will you die?
Don't you know the value of a woman that helps her husband financially is better than the one who sleeps 24 hrs.
I cherish my wife when ever she receives her salary and buy even the very little things for the house, please begin to perish this idea from your mind, i wonder which FOOLISH MAN will marry you after seeing this nonsense you posted.
That's ASHAWO mindset oooooo

Goodlady:
Lmao. You ll surely get HIV AIDS in reality.
I m laughing at your madness.
Take n drink.

If this is meant to be a joke, it ain't funny. Take down that lady's picture, you are encroaching on her privacy and it's a criminal offence.

Three causes:
1. Bad cable
2. Bad charging port
3. An ageing battery

Knows12:
lol. We no drh UK jor.

Lol, so it's only in UK they do the right thing abi?
I have lost confidence in this election already

Kyase:
Scan what finger oga

Didn't you thumbprint on the ballot paper? That's your biometric on it sir, and a copy of your finger print is in the BVAS.
So you can match every ballot paper to the BVAS and all illegal votes removed, regrettably this process can only be ordered by a tribunal

Kyase:
BVAs only account for accredited voters, not how they voted

If bvas captured 30 people
He doesn't care or know how they voted
To rig that, you will just allocate just 30 votes not more or less

Before now, when incident forms where used
You can add

Hope you get now

You are the one getting it wrong, BVAS can track how everyone voted in the 30 people and can revealed those who weren't accredited, don't forget there are finger prints on the ballot papers, it's just a matter of scanning the finger prints and comparing to the accredited voters in the BVAS. Hope you get it now?

shox:
We’re at a crossroads and my girlfriend is telling me to tune to big brother naija show for their Saturday party.



I’m getting a new gf as soon as obi is declared president

What is your girlfriend doing in your house by 10:52pm?

Is it first body?

dasapi:
The first click will bring out ad close that page
Click the play or download button 2 more times

Sorry, it worked now.
People are Wicked oooooo, chai

dasapi:
follow d instructions.

Jeez separate d dummy from d smart ones abeg

Which nonsense instructions? The link is always leading to a porn site

He shot him at point blank range, no remorse

DennisEche:
Stop complaining and go pay your loan. Shey if everybody start owing loan sharks where them go get money borrow you

They should stop operations in Nigeria, it's an illegal business they are into, we have laws here in Nigeria.

blackyooo:
moses split red sea many prophets did miracles bcz of that they are gods now?

Now I got your attention, we are talking about serious issues now
Am glad you called them prophets, so we will not talk about them any further.
We Christians believe in the trinity; God the father, son and holy spirit.
The prophets never performed miracles on their name and above all, non of them forgave sins any where in the Bible, but Jesus did.
Can a human being forgive sin?

blackyooo:
i mean ur god went in to human flesh so he must have had natural erections. im wondering now how big must it been. can the creator of the universe have erections? and what about pooping. is the poop of jesus blessed? or was he just a man and not god? and also can ur false god jesus think of something and the father thinks about something different or is it the same thoughts for both?

just question and challanging ur beliefs.

You can challenge but respectfully please

1. He raised the dead (after 3 days) during his lifetime, can you as a human being do it?

2. He restored sight to the blind and healed the sick

3. He died, was buried, but he arose from dead.

4. He ascended into heaven (practically) and many people stood and watched as witnesses

CAN YOU DO ANY OF THESE AS A HUMAN BEING?
These are the core issues and not some childish nonsense you posted above