I don't usually comment on a post but I'm happy to be alive.
Funny the injuries were inflicted on me after they collected my bag.
It was like a dream. If not for some police men that rushed me to the hospital, it would've been something else

That's a good decision.
I just left my present job cause my boss touched me. Had to run� as far as my legs could take me.

Ook...
Happy married life

[quote author=KOPT33 post=66350130]My elder and married sister is the worst cook to walk the face of the earth. I say this with all the sadness my heart can muster.

I went to the market today, bought 3 kg live chicken, the freshest tomatoes, spices, vegetables and stuff for stew, soups, and salad.

Since she began living in my apartment with her kids she's shown me brief snippets of what she can do but I thought that was because she didn't have enough ingredients to cook with, but I digress.

So I handed over the items to her and went out to drink with my buddies. I also gave her N5k just so that everything can be soft on account of today being Easter.

Imagine my anger, sadness, and grief when I came back, bathed and was served the worst stew in the history of the world.

1- The tomatoes in the stew was charred - not burnt, charred.
2- She put crayfish in the chicken stew and basically killed all the chicken flavor
3-The rice was parboiled till it was rubbery
4- The rice was salted so badly that it's taste and flavor dominated that of the stew
5- The salads were an apology.
6 - maggi cubes were used indiscriminately for taste making lending a sharp industrialized tang to the food

Imagine how hurtful it is when you spend ten thousand naira on a meal and yet you cannot eat it. I was mad.

If the woman I marry cook that kind of trash for me, I will slap her and pour it on her, sequel to me asking her to leave my house.

My sister is a horrible cook who is making my life hard at the moment. She has also taught me the importance of marrying somebody who can cook.

I feel so pained because she is still going to be with me for another 6 months. I just can't wait. Her food is the stuff hell is made of.



Oh my!
My stomach hurts just reading about your ordeal

Thor ragnarok. Love this movie. I laughed so hard, especially when i heard "the devils anus"
Never knew the devil had an anus.

Haha
Like seriously!

Lwkmd... Crazy!

Congratulations to them