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modul wtf ela
damn can anything sound mo dumma
fools bring forth foolish fruit i kno its just nature
you v got a dumb ass invention shud i b congratulatin ya
yes you a textcee not a rhymer
quit rantin and let me school ya
but u r so dumb you cant even put 2 lettas togeda
yes you r always in d realm of shit thats why i cane ya
its obvious you wont gro up so i fink am gonna be spanking u in advance now
take ma whip lyk a meal lyk you suppose to
slave era is long gone but boy i own you
you do noffin unless you are told to
dont pass out again cos i wont waste a penny on you
i let you use the internet so you can ape urself
the only time you get some is wen you do urself
your funeral is close cos when you test me is when you killed urself

BARBECUING THA FAT FISH
fatfish tha reason your are still reathing is because i let u live
so you can get fatter and fatter to make a very good meal
sombody shud av warned you i eat fishes like the kingfish
silly fish u dont wanna dis me remember you are just a fish and i a fuckin beast
i take delight in puttin you in your place
and thats ryt on top of my plate
i eat till i have ma full then dig juicygal till she has ha full
then log on to nairaland dis phraze till he admits hes a fool
your ass is bout to get heated so you shud go fetch your whole crew
tho i kill in single i prefer to kill in groups
you myt be sick lyk a disese but boy am an epidemic
i ll send you and your crew to hell
same way i sent phraze and juicy gal there
boy you dont wanna do this cos hells hot but its gonna be way hotter for a fatfish

yeah you wish
on the outside you be bragin tryna question ma eligibility
but on the inside you kno deep down theres no question am ill
cos i always vomit
i tro up all over lame rappers its my way way of sayin gro up
pls tryna spit som real all you eva talk about is your dumb ass fantasies
you mad cos i live your dream
i see you stedy tryna be lyk me but av got bad news they can only be one me
one me to burn up the spot while you pick up the pieces
pop big things and you stick to the minis
one me but both ur mom and your sis ryde me and you watch the dvds
your gals next on the bleepin list
lyk a medication she takes my dick so diligently
she tud me they aint no compairin me to you she says am such a pro and you not even close to a rookie
tel me do you really think that pis of shit can kip me out man you brain must be really empty
your brain is so empty that the only thing you can remember is the phraze jaymz tha deadly lyricist
beep beep beep somebody cal 911 its an emmergency
phraze in a comma he just got hit by the hit man
OVER

fools r alwayz 2 quick 2 claim victory
Same way juicygal always wanna bleep me
Yes juicy gal me nd u did it
But u werent d one dat disvirgind me
U mom did
C am d reason all of ur dads aint getting any
Coz sexually am d one doin their duties
Damn hitmans gud i jst kild a trio wif 1 bullet
But am jst gettin startd
LYRICAL ANNIHILATION
Dnt av 2 say am ill y'all alredy kno
Am steady workin ma way 2 d throne
So if u say u r king u probably nxt on ma hitlist
Wacks i dnt nid d 9 or oda vices
I jst spit bars and ma words com alive 2 huntdown wacks lyk programmd missiles
I show dis lame asses no mercy
4 they d sole reason 1 ll think ma beloveth hiphop is dieing
I freestyld on ur ass u say am copycatin
Liar if uv eva hrd a flo dat gud it has 2 b in ur sweetest dream eva
Phraze said he mudrd me but his skuls hung on ma wall nd his flesh i fed 2 ma dawgs
Boy ur leg can neva find ma ass like unlyk poles they r sure 2 repel
Juicy gal they say ladies 1st but i chose d best 4 last
Demboys say shawtys got ass nd u say u got it 4rm ur momma
Bt am d 1 that gives it 2 ur momma
Am flln sleepy cos u guys r borin me
I tud y'all bring d heat but i cant feel any
Matter of fact am catchin cold so am gonna ram both motha and daughta jst 2 get warmd up

what is this a association of lame rappers
but not to worry hip hop tha hit man is here to clean this big mess
but first i av to take on something of real importance
so untill you see me expect me like you expect the messiah
cos am sure to bring judgement on you lame asses EXPECT ME

its so true you dnt kno how to battle cos if this is world war 4 then my grandma is hitler
boy i dnt nid 2 drop 16bars to kill ya
nd i dnt nid to go to war cos am a terrorist
get it am a terrorist and lame rappers lyk you are d usual victims
i dnt nid a crew cos am a sole-muderer
i ll drink your blood lyk a vampire
i kill niggas lyk am spartacus
front on me and your head is off
i ll keep your skull lyk a true warlord
its true you dnt mean wat you say cos nobody tries me lyk sex without a condom
HITMAN

boy am ryt here lookin at your mess
you r masturbatin jerking at yourself

the long silence is coz you aint worth battling because you aint worth killin
i battle i mean kill men not ass hole fuckers gay
i heard how your grandfather died
you were tryna rape the old man when he gave up the ghost man i felt fo the old man
but i feel fo your father the most man

i kno you fantasizin bout me but dont even dream it
cos the hitman is gonna get you even in your dreams
so when you sleep dont close your eyes
cos when you do the next thing is BANG
my signature killin style

tha hitman wont waste bullet on you i ll jst drop a punchline and leve u to think about your misserable life to death
still wanna battle b***h

granda told me empty vessels sounds loudest
no surprise you r quick to scream you tha best
but technically speakin you wudnt even qualify for last
phraze you r so left behind like late 80s pick up lines
you nid upgradin you nid to tighten up ur lines
you so pathetic
u make an hitman fell sympathy
c i can take d pain and school you but wat gud ll it do wen ur brain is really empty
tha hitman wont waste bullet on you i ll jst drop a punchline and leve to think about your misserable life to death
still wanna battle b***h

not a dragon but i spit fire
am not hoy nooo am supernova
i love the mic so i always talk to her
jumpin at evry opptuinity to grab her and spit sweet words 2 her
yeah am tha hitman lame rappers dont stand a chance
so if you wanna battle get ready for anihilation
cos i show no mercy, leave your head bouncing on the floor when am done


you guys still wanna battle

[color=#990000][/color]cupids arrow didnt hit me but ma hrt bleeds anytime lame rappers like little caf claim king
talkin through their teeths if you are what you say you are then prove it
you so lame am ashamed of you like a fake gucci shirt
you so acient you nid upgradin man
dis aint diss jst a pis of advice from tha hitman

mi was ryt somebody really want to die
but jude abaga you shud av tud me the fella really really wanted to die
now the fools postin something on nairaland
hopin and prayin it ll be soon that he ll lose is life
not to worry fella dat mc with d killa flo is here so say your last prayer [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][color=#990000][/color]BITCH

news on post ume needed pls.

come battle wif me no rules,no nuffin jst bloodshed

Pls if u've got it pls send it 2 lil_jaymz@yahoo.com thanks plenty! Plenty!!

Pls if u've got it pls send it 2 lil_jaymz@yahoo.com thanks plenty! Plenty!!

Pls if u av it send it to lil_jaymz@yahoo.com thank u plenty!plenty!!

Hope say i no com late lil_jaymz@yahoo.com

LISTEN ATTENTIVELY AND KEEP DIS ISH
young teddy still got years i feel sorry for the guy the flow sounds like he is dissin himself bgam
numba 2 mi is also guilty of the same crime yung bear sorry teddy commited av you guys listened to mi s version of a millie one word TOTAL Bleep UP  he even messed up more than teddy bear lol

J STEEZ(the makadoniks)
wen on da mic, i make em talk till they mouth bleeds
huzla yeah dats me
losser opps dat ll be you
ma flows to yours is a monster yours jst a toddler
ma rhymes makes mo noise than a stormy night thunder
(j steez) yeah am the 8th wonder, when i bring it down its damage in its highest order
i kill em with ma rhymes
16 lines 24 bars i make da melody hit ur spine
i make d ladies do da dutty wine
roll, twine put it on the ground shake ur booty till you break ur spine
cos the makadoniks here to make y'all fell alryt

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as low as #2000 and as high as#100,000 and above depending on who you are doing the beat for and how good you are, becareeful of the fake guys that will say nt interested and before you turn around they ve duplicated your isd, nuf respect viperman stay cool

lets face it guys
meadan has got rhymes
or is it because she is not a guy
read her rhymes
line by line
she spit with skillz
olulu cant help but admit is thilled


skillz4eva
sounds lyk a loser
wat a lousy lamer
a faker
king of wat? oh losers
you can never be king of rhymers
wit the dumb shit
you spit then you claim you are on heat
better beg meadan forgiveness or you gon beg 2 kiss her feet
words

meadan you a queen
that cant have a king
mo words

i sign out now makadoniks is n da building,

[b][/b]YES YOUU ARE A DUMMY
1.what brought her to stay in your appartment if not the real thing yeah the koko
2. you dont have to give her conditions before you can get some all u need is moves
3.you are a dummy cos you dont have moves, moves would have gotten you far with shawty
BUT PAL am jst curious to know what do you two talked about all the time you were together? am sure you bored her out of her bone cos you didnt give her the real fun and i think that was what brought her to your appartment pal

pls if there are any physics guru in the house please help me with this physics thanks
an object is rejected from a horizontal surface with a velocity of 100mper sec at an angle to the horiyontal if the total time of flight is 10sec
A. calculate the angle of projection
B. range of motion take g to b 10 m per sec
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