₦airaland Forum

Every body is doing war drills shooting down planes and co

And here we here still battling with insurgents that we know their hideout and spokesman@gumi

Abeg China invade so that if US and its allies destroy una.

Nigeria no go repay debt

Sips from my alomo bitters

Congratulations to you.
Keep on getting better.

We hope to see you do greater exploits

Old man died in active service

Modified*
Seriously stop overexerting your strength on sex.
It takes a greater toll on men than women

I never see where woman die for sex oo.

Na u dey pump, na u dey try mentally to keep yourself from releasing, na u go still dey turn her anyhow to change style, na u ur heartbeat go increase, na u go still release come feel weak ontop, come fall asleep and if u no take time u fit no wake up..

Biko do as your power reach and come down..

E better say ur people use u do ritual Dan u die ontop sex

So after everything na book we go come read to know how to overcome the obstacles

How about we start with the fear of God and you guys remembering u took an oath in the presence of an holy book (Quran or Bible).

How about we start from there.

Stupid people

Sorry to say this
Might be offensive but
She has tasted bigger d**k and have been handled sexually in ways you couldn't do to her

So that's y she will hardly initiate the sex cuz it will always leave her unsatisfied

If you truly love her, then you have to man up your sexual perfomance and blow her mind in such a way that she won't even remember her previous sexual encounter outside.

Or if you have no feelings for her anymore.
u just dey ur dey. (And believe me she will be receiving outside).

This is one of the reason dem say make we keep just one partner there would be no comparison if she was just used to one d**k

Okay after reading it.

The statement by the sector commander shows how dimwit he is
"A 20yrs old guy is not supposed to drive such truck"

Abeg who dey give all this kind people sector commander.

Max verstappen was only 18yrs when he won a race in Formula 1.

Biko make some people dey reason before dem talk

How much.

Cuz that 1terabyte is the only good spec I'm interested in

Actually you lost
Father slept with u
Son probably slept with you


You just showed the world your stupidity.

Damn that sea turtle is big.

Well ThankGod it was saved.

If it was in my country na better pepper soup it go turn too

lexy2014:
Oga, na your wedding? U acknowledged that d groom supported his best man yet u take matter serious pass software programming

Not my wedding but if my groomsman tries to pull off such I end whatever friendship I have with him..

AfribaryChika:
You haven't used them recently I guess. They are almost operating like Whatsapp. Free SMS. Calls (Internet) etc

Free sms

Brainard22:
You don't know pumpumking
Na you go give up

He no know jaeyking

We go catch cruise

I no fit post neither can I send

Which use that app get again l

No be data I provide dem show the caller

Yes
I don drop post to even warn mark

Yes
I don drop post to even warm mark

U sure

Pumpumking:
U dont talk about womens?...bro u gay?..how looong u gay sir??(no oofense)

No oofense taking I talk about womens.
Looong I'm straight.

I'm chasssing women's very well

byrron:
If you have an ATM card then you're are also an ATM elite.

Yea bro

Ask her if she can bill her father such amount.
But well her father no dey suck her boobs
So
like u said

money is not the problem.
Cuz u and I know that no polytechnic in Nigeria u will spend up to that amount for HND admission just reg and co

Even the mtn
Their some and vtu has been down.
Buy some data it no deliver
Buy card from bank it no deliver

Make dem fix their own first no be too carry another person wahala for head

SmellySperm:

I don cumot hand for the guy matter oo

No one is actually enjoying it.
We are all affected one way or the other

Pumpumking:
^^^^story
bro but Wot as auto correct gots to do wit chasssin women on nairaland sir....did u read the thread?

Bye bye

If it will give you peace of mind

Freeze all transaction

As I wan type this message I just dey recieve message
See the way my mind fly, I don dey prepare how to run go gt first tin tomorrow
Well na Airtel with their yeye message

Pumpumking:
Realy? they dont sound the same? Bro were did u learn English...ondo state?(no oofencse)

Biko it's OFFENCE
Not oofencse .

This guy just dey make me laugh anyhow

try put autocorrect for your keyboard it will help you

byrron:
And the point is that you unilaterally enlisted me as a social media elite abi? You try no be small

I am just a social media common man.
Just chat, watch away my sorrows.

Na Elites dey buy ads, sell adds even include ATM card.

I just hope ATM details are safe during this downtime

theTranscriber:
if telegram get status
WhatsApp business don spoil be dat

abeg give me film channel link

Biko leave film talk one side

I am attracted to your moniker.

Are u truly into it

byrron:
Lol at the bolded
You must be very funny in real life.

Finally you get the point of my comment.

It gathered such amount of likes from people who understood the elite and common man reference.

Musa has said it all

Pumpumking:
Really? I said spell face book, u repet what I say.

Look again

Facebook

Not.

Face book

Pumpumking:
Really? Ok sir..spell face book?

Facebook.

And Biko it's WHATSAPP not whatssupp