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Education / Re: Check This Out "The Story Behind Your Date Of Birth". by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 6:33am On Aug 30, 2014
NeuroBoss: I'm #3
Dey decieve yourself OP. I'm a complete opposite of this assertion
same here-d op dey jonse himself
Celebrities / Re: OMG!!! You Won't Believe This Is Actress Nkiru Silvanus![photo] by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 8:04pm On Aug 27, 2014
na on top bb u c her?Give me her pin
Romance / Re: The Only Yoruba Girl I For Like Marry - Pictures by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 6:49pm On Aug 22, 2014
A popular early article defining and explaining
the issue of Internet Trolls included the
suggestion, "The only way to deal with trolls is to
limit your reaction to reminding others not to
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Literature / Re: Giving Away Free Ebooks Of World Famous Authors by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 11:21pm On Aug 21, 2014
abbeywasc: y dont u dwnload ds stuffs ursef instead of making ursef potential victims of scam and spam?
pls can i get books by nigerian authors-wole soyinka ,amos tutuola and othes
Literature / Re: Giving Away Free Ebooks Of World Famous Authors by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 11:18pm On Aug 21, 2014
m not sure if dis is still on,but plsvmy email is abiolau@gmail.com
Education / Re: Who Can Remember This Pic by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 4:44pm On Aug 21, 2014
Mr Nwosu , Nkechi
Jokes Etc / Re: The Lying Game.. by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 4:11pm On Aug 21, 2014
F.T.C-Tinz : First to comment
NYSC / Re: Lets Help Return Their Discharge Certificates by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 7:50pm On Aug 20, 2014
ok i made f.p
Nairaland / General / Re: 5 Things EVERYONE Steals by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 12:33pm On Aug 19, 2014
D.P nko?
Politics / Re: Chinonso Dike by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 1:17pm On Aug 18, 2014
madamoringo: He is a Igbo iboela. Do you know that dirty black pot called Agbari Ojuku?
agbariojukwu d coward who rqn to ivory coast?
Politics / Re: Chinonso Dike by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 1:05pm On Aug 18, 2014
ibola like dem
Politics / Re: Chinonso Dike by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 11:43am On Aug 18, 2014
The downfall of d ajokutamamomis is at hand
Politics / Re: Chinonso Dike by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 10:12am On Aug 18, 2014
what is this one saying? angrywhat is this one saying?
Politics / Re: Chinonso Dike by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 6:35am On Aug 18, 2014
They are always on a path of self-destrucion;having forgotten their own history-always biting d hands that feed demz-Their secession history comes to mind

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Politics / Re: Chinonso Dike by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 6:32am On Aug 18, 2014
I hear ppl clqmouring for this trend to stop,but as long as this ajokutamamomis do not behave themselves,it will continue

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Politics / Re: Chinonso Dike by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 6:23am On Aug 18, 2014
BrokenTV:
You wake up around 1:00 AM to create this post. Chino have seriously done a lot of damages to you guys that he is giving all yay sleepless night.
who told u we are in d same timezone -ode

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Politics / Re: Chinonso Dike by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 6:15am On Aug 18, 2014
thewarrior72: Attention seeker, I thought u have'b quarantined of ebola, how did u manage to logging to nairaland?....................................................................................Anyway, if u insist on knowing who chino aka the Yoruba slayer is; He's a king & celebrity in Southwest wink cheesy grin
ibo-la u mean?,so yr lord lives in the south's waste?he thrives on wasteland in d southwest what a pity;anyone living on wastes is metaphorically a pig -so your lord chino is d lord of d pigs.

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Politics / Re: Chinonso Dike by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 1:05am On Aug 18, 2014
The guy has been spewing rubbish for a while now and itx now i av d idiot's time

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Politics / Chinonso Dike by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 1:04am On Aug 18, 2014
Who the hell is this chinonso guy,who has a flat head like opon ifa-does having a flat head also mean having a flat brain?

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Romance / Re: See How A 'Lepa' In Church Wants To Make Me Sin (viewer discretion) by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 8:21am On Aug 17, 2014
andy blaze u don popular o
Politics / Re: PHOTO: Site Workers Flee Giant 'ebola Snake' In Ota by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 8:02am On Aug 16, 2014
Jakumo:

Ha ha ha AGILINTI the Agama Lizard who aspires to be a Komodo.

Even the name "Agilinti" brings to mind a small muffuguh with a bird chest, who speaks with a DEEP voice and shakes the trees when approaching, in order to frighten enemies of frogress.

Agilinti ha ha ha Just the name makes me laugh, for some reason.
have u encountered any spirit 'iwin' in your travails in d forest?
Culture / Re: Ten Popular Mind Control Techniques Used Today by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 7:30am On Aug 16, 2014
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eigmaticme: [/quote]sorry,whatz sdk? smiley[quote author=eigmaticme]
sorry,whatz sdk?
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: IBB Supports Nigerian Government’s ‘no Negotiation’ Stance by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 6:43am On Aug 16, 2014
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Dr Gary Miller (Now Dr Abdul Ahad) was a very active missionary and was very knowledgeable about the Bible. This man likes mathematics so much, that's why he likes logic. One day, he decided to read the Qur'an to try to find any mistakes that he might take advantage of while inviting Muslims to convert to Christianity. He expected the Qur'an to be an old book written 14 centuries ago, a book that talks about the desert and so on. He was amazed from what he found.








He discovered that this Book had what no other book in the world has. He expected to find some stories about the hard time that the Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him) had, like the death of his wife Khadijah (may Allah be pleased with her) or the death of his sons and daughters. However, he did not find anything like that. And what made him even more confused is that he found a full "Sura" (chapter) in the Qur'an named "Mary" that contains a lot of respect to Mary (peace be upon her) which is not the case even in the books written by Christians nor in their Bibles. He did not find a Sura named after "Fatimah"(the prophet's daughter) nor "Aishah" (the Prophet's wife), may Allah (God) be pleased with both of them. He also found that the name of Jesus (Peace Be Upon Him) was mentioned in the Qur'an 25 times while the name of "Muhammad" (Peace Be Upon Him) was mentioned only 4 times, so he became more confused. He started reading the Qur'an more thoroughly hoping to find a mistake but he was shocked when he read a great verse which is verse number 82 in Surat Al-Nisa'a (Women) that says:





“Do they not consider the Qur'an (with care)? Had it been from other than Allah, they would surely have found therein much discrepancy”.





Dr Miller says about this verse: “One of the well known scientific principles is the principle of finding mistakes or looking for mistakes in a theory until it’s proved to be right (Falsification Test). What’s amazing is that the Holy Qur'an asks Muslims and non-muslims to try to find mistakes in this book and it tells them that they will never find any”. He also says about this verse: "No writer in the world has the courage to write a book and say that it’s empty of mistakes, but the Qur'an, on the contrary, tells you that it has no mistakes and asks you to try to find one and you won’t find any."





Another verse that Dr Miller reflected on for a long time is the verse number 30 in Surat “Al-Anbiya” (The Prophets):





“ Do not the Unbelievers see that the heavens and the earth were joined together (as one unit of Creation), before We clove them asunder? We made from water every living thing. Will they not then believe?"





He says: ”This verse is exactly the subject of the scientific research that won the Noble Prize in 1973 and was about the theory of the “Great Explosion”. According to this theory, the universe was the result of a great explosion that lead to the formation of the universe with its skies and planets.





Dr Miller says: “Now we come to what’s amazing about the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) and what’s pretended about the devils helping him, God says:





“No evil ones have brought down this (Revelation), it would neither suit them nor would they be able (to produce it). Indeed they have been removed far from even (a chance of) hearing it.” The Holy Qur'an, Chapter 26, Verses 210-212.





“When thou does read the Qur'an, seek Allah's protection from Satan the Rejected One” The Holy Qur'an, Chapter 16, Verse 98.





You see? Can this be the devil’s way to write a book? how can he write a book then tells you to ask God for protection from this devil before reading that book? Those are miraculous verses in this miraculous book! and has a logical answer to those who pretend that it’s from the devil”.





And among the stories that amazed Dr Miller is the story of the Prophet(PBUH) with Abu-Lahab. Dr Miller says: “This man (Abu Lahab) used to hate Islam so much that he would go
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Culture / Re: Ten Popular Mind Control Techniques Used Today by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 6:25am On Aug 16, 2014
NaLaugh: You have failed to mention the number one mind control:

BEWBIES!! aka "bobbie" aka "front" aka "tatas" aka "manchester" aka "oyon" aka "Gazonkas"

aka "pillow" aka "jugs" aka "bee stings" aka "airbags" aka "knockas" aka "chihuahuas"

aka "hooters" aka "milk factory" aka "melons" aka "chi chis" aka "Bazookas"


..and finally aka "bosoms" (as preferred by Seun's censor bot)

cool
u r a comedian
Literature / Re: Is Bed Really Not A Bird Of Roses by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 3:32pm On Aug 15, 2014
sick
Education / Re: Five Degrees That Employers Don't Want by JAGBAJANTIS(m): 12:21pm On Aug 15, 2014
.IN CASE

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